Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings. "Go Veggie Vamps! That's right we're Gangstas!"-Amanda Kay, ummm, my name is Shelby and I love to read and talk. I probably have to high of an opinion of myself. I enjoy making people laugh, and I like attention. I love to be around lots of people. I like to imagine I am a good friend, I keep secrets, am nice, and make them laugh. It's all Mrs Gunn's fault...I'm finding meaning to life. She brainwashed me!" -Me BAND GEEK AND PROUD OF IT! I am a proud Clarinetist (though I am not actually shore if that is the right word.) "But they have guns!" Rose (Doctor Who). "And I haven't. Which makes me the better person, dontcha think? They can shoot me dead, but the moral high ground is mine!" The Doctor I read praticully anything but my particuly favorites are: And Twilight- JAZZY IS HAWT AND MINE! SO DONT YOU GET ANY THOUGHTS OF STEALING HIM! I WILL FIGHT DIRTY FOR HIS HAWT ASH!! ALSO IN THE VAMPIRE ACADEMY, DIMITRI IS ALL MINE!! (I'LL FIGHT DIRTY FOR HIM TOO)!! BEST SHOW IN THE WORLD!! DOCTOR WHO!! DAVID TENNANT IS SOOOO HAWT. I LOVE HIM!! (he has GREAT hair. HAH I LOVE HIS HAIR...AND HIS GEEK GLASSES, HE LOOKS SO HAWT IN THEM!). I'll fight the most for him though, so no touchie...unless you want to share...I mean he does have a time machine, I'm sure we could work something out. "I am a geek. I just make geeks look cool!" -Me "And Dimitri falls from the ceiling..." Gabbie or Me (no one remembers who said it first) I never denied being evil. People just assumed things." -Me "Is that the sort of man I am now? Am I rude? Rude and not ginger?" The Doctor ( I LOVE HIM) My bestest friends who I could never live without are Amanda, Heather, Julie, and Gabbie. I will miss you guys!! And remember what you wrote in my yearbook Mandaz? I win, you did cry! If you haven't figured it out yet I'm crazy, and I have weird friends. Yes I know, but I love them anyway. My best guy friends are Logan (even if he thinks I don't like him), Eric, Ian, and Gary (make no comment Mandaz!)! "Save the whales!" -Gabbie (and no no ones ever going to let you forget that!) If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (I've also hit myself in the head with my locker door...but we're not going to get into that.) I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (I actually have seen a purple cow, it was a statue on the corner of purple cow street. And I am dead serious.) For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song pl ays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy and paste this into your profile. A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile. (And it only took me, like, five years!!) If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile. (Actually my friends kinda remove the sugar after awhile...most of the time. But my mom still hasn't figured it out and keeps giving me those lattes things...yummy sugar AND coffee!!) If you've fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this to your profile. (And slide up them too. WHY MUST GRAVITY DESERT ME!!) If you've ever copied and pasted on of these to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are crazy, odd, unique, not-normal, random, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile. (Haven't we covered this already?) If you've never done drugs, became an alcoholic, and/or a smoker and never plan to, copy and paste this to your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I've also misspelled my name...in a yearbook no less.) If you think the kids should just give the rabbit his cereal, copy this, and put it in your profile. (I've thought that since like the THIRD time I saw the commercials, and that was a long time ago.) If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (If I argue with myself and lose to that evil voice in my head does it count?) If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (Me and some of my friends have laughed over The Notebook...but that WAS funny so it doesn't count.) A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A true friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile. (Not necessarily the eraser bits question but others odd questions. AND I'M LUCKY I HAVE FOUR!!) If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile. (Hey, it was dark...kinda...) If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. (It was only one time...I think.) If you are way too old to watch High School Musical 1 & 2 with any credibility, but you watched them and loved them anyway, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're not afraid to sing any HSM song out loud in any public place, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile. If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile. "More meaning? Why can't it just be pointless?" -Sara |