
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Phantom of the Opera, Mirage of Blaze, Four Brothers, Red Eye, and Kingdom Hearts.
Atheist advertising campaign, about bloody time: "There is probably no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life"
Current mood (yes, this takes precedence over my name): Content
Name: Lauren
Age: 19
Star sign (why not...): Pieces
Occupation: University Student
Likes: Cosmetics, reading, writing, drawing
Dislikes: Spiders... seriously, if spiderman came anywhere near me I'd attack him with a rolled-up newspaper, I don't care how cute Toby Maguire is.
I've never been a fan of stretchers, although they would be a convieniant place to hang your keys.
I HATE the new twilight movie, the entire franchise and now hope that Stephanie Mayer will enjoy living out her afterlife in the firey pits of hell.
Oh yeah, and I hate my job... but who doesn't?
Pets: One crazy burmese cat (cezanne) and a dog (missi/moron, depending on my mood)
I'm currently: checking my uni timetable
When I should be: typing up 'the boy who cried wolf'
I'm reading: Pillars of the World by Anne Bishop
I'm listening to: Brett Dennen's 'Hope for the Hopeless'
CURRENT FANFICS: Unfortunately, due to end-of-semester exams, all of my stories are on hiatus. Please don't hate me, I'll make it up to you; I promise
Anime:
DOES NOT COMPUTE as of 3rd of February
Chapter 1: The Prototype - In progress: 60 per cent complete
THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENED as of 3rd of February
Final Edit - Complete
FIVE STAGES as of 3rd of February
Chapter 1: Denial - Commenced: 50 per cent complete
Books:
WARRANDICE as of 3rd of February
Chapter 1: Lost in Translation - Complete
Chapter 2: House Unity - Complete
Chapter 3: Stuck in a Rut - Complete
Chapter 4: Thin Facade - Complete
Chapter 5: The Boy Who Cried Wolf - Commenced: 15 per cent complete
SECOND CHANCES as of 3rd of February
Chapter 1: Descent, part 1 - Complete
Chapter 2: Descent, part 2 - In progress: 95 per cent complete
Movies:
MY UNICORN: as of 3rd of February
Oneshot - Complete
UP-COMING FANFICS:
please note -These are in no specific order
Freshly Mowed Grass and White Pickett Fences, a Drillbit Taylor Romance/Drama
Feathertop, a Batman Begins Drama
Conviction, a Brian Gamble SWAT Drama set pre-film
Dichotomy, a Kyoshiro/Yuya Samurai Deeper Kyo AU
Captivated, a Sara/Michael Prisonbreak AU
Darkest Before Dawn, a Juubei/Kazuki Getbackers Yaoi/Romance/Adventure
Favourite authors:
ADAMS, Douglass
BISHOP, Anne
DOUGLASS, Sara
GAIMAN, Neil
JAQUES, Brian
LACKEY, Mercedes
LUDLUM, Robert
MARILLIER, Juliet
McKINLEY, Robin
PRATCHETT, Terry
REILLY, Mathew
WARRINGTON, Freda
Favourite Books:
American Gods by Neil Gaiman
Book of lost things by John Connolly
The Talisman by Peter Straub and Stephen King
Firebringer by David Clement-Davies
One flew over the cuckoo's nest by Ken Kesey
Daughter of the forest by Juliet Marillier
Sunshine by Robin Mckinley
Favourite movie/tv quotes:
FAMILY GUY:
Meg: Hi, Craig. Umm, I was wondering if maybe you would want to, I don't know, go out sometime?
Craig Hoffman: Huh, that's about as likely as me playing by someone else's rules besides my own, which I would never do. I play by my own rules, nobody else's, not even my own.
Meg: How 'bout a movie?
Craig Hoffman: I don't go out with dudes.
DR HORRIBLE'S SING-A-LONG BLOG:
Penny: I was wondering if - if I could just... Hey, I know you.
Dr. Horrible: Hello. You know me? Cool. I mean - yeah, you do... Do you?
Penny: From the laundry mat.
Dr. Horrible: Wednesdays and Saturdays except twice last month you skipped the weekend. Or if that was you, could have been someone else - I mean I've seen you...
Captain Hammer: It's curtains for you, Dr. Horrible. Lacy, gently wafting curtains.
Captain Hammer: Apparently the only signature he needed was my fist. But with a pen in it. That I was signing with.
PennyHe's a really good looking guy and I thought he was kinda cheesy at first.
Dr. HorribleTrust your instincts.
Penny: But, he turned out to be totally sweet. Sometimes people are layered like that. There's something totally different underneath than what's on the surface.
Dr. HorribleAnd sometimes there's a third, even deeper level and that one is the same as the top surface one.
PennyHuh?
Dr. Horrible: Like with pie
Dr. Horrible: Hey, this is weird. I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don't happen to like frozen yogurt, do you?
PennyI love it.
Dr. Horrible You're kidding. What a crazy random happenstance.
Captain HammerThank you. Thank you, Mayor, for those kind words. I hate the homeless... -ness problem that plagues our city. Everyone should have the basic... You know what, I don't need tiny cue cards. When I fell deeply in love with my serious longterm girlfriend, Penny, wave your hand, Penny.
Penny (waves her hand hesitantly)
Captain Hammer: There she is. Cute, hm? Sort of a quiet, nerdy thing. Not my usual, but nice. Anyway
BLACK ADDER the THIRD:
Referring to a suicide pill they have both been given, after being captured by French revolutionaries
Baldrick: I'm glad to say you won't be needing that pill, Mr. B.
Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words "I have a cunning plan" marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
Baldrick: They certainly are.
Blackadder: Well, forgive me if I don't leap for joy; your record in this department is hardly 100. So what is it?
Baldrick: We do nothing...
Blackadder: Yup, it's another world-beater.
Baldrick: No, wait. We do nothing... until our heads have actually been cut off.
Blackadder: And then we... spring into action?
PIRATES of THE CARRIBEAN: Dead Man's Chest:
Jack Sparrowholds up jar of dirt Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli!
falls down stairs, holds up jar again
Jack Sparrow: Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got.
Jack Sparrowsing-song I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to show it... to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
THE GHOST BREAKERS:
Geoff Montgomery: It's worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring.
Larry Lawrence: You mean like Democrats?
ZOOLANDER:
Derek Zoolander: What? Are you here to tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am?
Matilda: A what?
Derek Zoolander: A eugoogoolizer... you know one who speaks at funerals.
Matilda looks at Derek confused
Derek Zoolander: Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?
Matilda: I became...
Hansel: What?
Matilda: Bulimic.
Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?
Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?
Mugatu: Derek, this is just a small...
Derek Zoolander: I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this!
MONTY PYTHON: Life Of Brian:
Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, fuck off!
silence
Arthur: How shall we fuck off, O Lord?
Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Attendee: Brought peace?
Reg: Oh, peace - shut up!
Reg: There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all.
Dissenter: Uh, well, one.
Reg: Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid.
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