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Your name is: Shi

Your kiss is: Never been done before

Your hugs are: Crushing

Your eyes: dull

Your touch is: Cold

Your smell is: New

Your smile is: Odd

Your love is: Unbreakable to anyone but me.

Your loyalty lies: Where my honor stands.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own two feet, copy this into your profile.

If you burst out laughing whenever someone says the word 'Serious' or 'Seriously' b/c you love the overused Harry Potter pun...copy and paste this to your profile!!

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever made a bet, where the person jumping off a roof who got hurt would have to do something very stupid, and you lost that bet, copy this to you profile

Who agrees with me that homophobes are nasty, insensitive people?

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnouxious preppy people, copy this into your profile.

If you dislike people who dislike people who aren't pretty, copy this into your profile.

If you think they should make cherry syrup for cherry milk, copy this into your' profile.

If you have ever tried to get suspended just so you could sleep in the next morning, copy this to your profile.

Twilight Series Character I am most Like: Jachob.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong

Repost this if you think Gay Marrige should be legal!

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. (Take that Fred Phelps!)

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

evil bunnies vs evil squirells: Squirells, they have Foamy on there side.

-beep- the number you have dialed is no longer available
after the tone leave a message and you'll find your house in a ocean of fire.

to all the bitches who think your cool fuck you bitches, stoners rule!

life's a bitch and she hates me...

life a bitch and then you die so fuck the world and lets get high!

the truth is stranger then fiction for fiction has to go with what sounds right but with the truth anything can happen

sex is evil, evil is sin, sin forgivin, so let begin

i swear to crazy i'm not god!

i less that 3 you!

if i promise not to kill you can i have a hug?

"we just write down a bunch of words, pray to god they make sense. And if they dont it donesn't matter cause we're artists"

"i think age is a stuipd number" -blink 182

A good friend will come bail you out of jail...But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying ..
"WE screwed up"

I've learned...that life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

IF U CRY, I CRY!
IF U FIGHT, I FIGHT!
IF U JUMP OFF A BRIDGE,
ILL MISS UR STUPID ASS!

no trespassing!:
violators will be shot
and survivors will be shot again

Mr. I-can-get-through-any-type-of-security-with-an-arsenal-of-weapons-that-would-make-a-terrorist-stand-up-and-applaud." I KNOW its from a story on here, if it your's let me know and your name will go in the wonder spot! WONDERFUL SPOT or, if u want i will take it off... i hope not...i really love this quot.

“Well, that was strangely involuntary,”-i dont know who said it

"Dawn's in trouble, must be tuesday."Buffly the vampire slayer

'Please note the sarcasm'.

Yea im a loser, but i'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet

I know i'm a BITCH, and dont you love it

Dont worry about the people in your Past, theres a reason they never made it to your Future

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but only tree for proper trigger squeeze

Dont play games with Bitches who know how to play them better

I run with scissors-it make me feel dangerous

I heart my anger issuse

of all the things i lost, i miss my mind the most.

Love is for loser, Sex is for sluts, Blades are for banger, so where dose that put us?

The only thing i know is true is that fate is bitch

IF YOU LAUGH, I LAUGH
IF YOU CRY, I LAUGH HARDER
IF YOU JUMP OFF A BRIDGE,
I'LL DIE LAUGHING.

ever notice how close the words Santa and Satan are?

my family hates each other, and i told you, i fcking opened up like a goddamn sentimental lolipop, and YOU BROKE THE GODDAMN MICROWAVE!?

"No matter whose it between or how much of an age difference, Love is love. And any one who think just because ones 47 and the other 21 or their both guys, it isn't love, or that kind of love is not right, will never find true love them selves. Love has no boundaries, but it dose tend to stay away from people whowthink there are limits, love is a too prideful of being a for that. " my dear friend Kovuo- you will be missed!

I'm gonna be somebody some day! Deal with it!

Didnt i kill you

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a
story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'
Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'

The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.' Bob placed a 20
bill on the bar and said, 'You're on!'

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the
ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her 20 to Bob,
saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.'

Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the
5 PM news and so I knew he would jump.'

The blond replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'

Bob took the money...

Here r 25 ways 2 annoy your parents

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Pretend to have amnesia.

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Say all of the words in a film.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"

11. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard!"

12. Talk to a pen.

13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

14. Try and climb the wall.

15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT SNOG YOU!"

16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

17. Switch the light button on and off for a while. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

18. Eat your hair.

19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

20. When you shower or bath yell, "I'm drowning!"

21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!"

22. Pretend to be a phone.

23. Try to swim in the floor.

24. Tap on their door all night

25. When they say a word from a song you know burst into that song

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?

WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

WITNESS: I forget.

ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?

WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"

ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?

WITNESS: My name is Susan!

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?

WITNESS: We both do.

ATTORNEY: Voodoo?

WITNESS: We do.

ATTORNEY: You do?

WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?

WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?

WITNESS: Are you shittin' me?

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?

WITNESS: Uh... I was gettin' laid!

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

WITNESS: None.

ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? Your Honour, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?

WITNESS: By death.

ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.

ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

WITNESS: Guess.

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

WITNESS: Oral.

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

WITNESS: Huh...are you qualified to ask that question?

And the best for last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

You know you live in 2006 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

--ABout me!

Yes i'm girl!
First thing you should know about me is i'm insane! And you will never fully undersand me!!
If you mess w/ my friend be pepard to died.
I dont care if you hate me or think i'm stuipd. Dont tell me so. If I look stuipd I dont really care.
I'm a totol tomboy
Love anime
Love my dog pharo
I have a very bad temper so dont mess w/ me
I can't spell my way out of a paper bag
My favorite sayings are:
I wonder when this dumb ass talking to me will get that I hate them.
If one is afraid to look stuiped in front of people one is afriad to live
and last...
YES I KNOW I'M A BITCH I LIKE IT THAT WAY.
and my them songs are Bitch by Meredith Brooks, Trouble by Pink, Me vs. The World by Halo Friendlies, Riot Girl by Good Charlotte, Bad Reputation by Halfcocked,
Girl all the bad guys want by Bowling for soup,Me Against The World by Superchick, remember the name by Fort Minor,Fighter by Christina Aguilera, Sharada and just the way I am by Sky Sweetnam and MY NUMBER 1 SONG FIGHT DREAMER!! CUZ I AM ONE! HA!!

--Occupation: --

does anyonnig my science teacher count?

--Companies:--

..NONE!

--Interests and Hobbies:--

killing this, saving the world, sports drama, fire, you know-kid stuff

--Movies and Shows:--

Avatar,Fruits Basket,Inuyasha,Naruto, Gravitation,Rurouni Kenshin,Tsubasa Chronicle,DN angel,Code lyoko,Ouran High School Host Club,Bleach,Spirited Away,Nausicca Valley of the Wind,Princess Monononke,Kappa Mikey,Danny Phantom,chobits,Gakuen Heaven,Eureka Seven,Loveless,Mahoraba ~Heartful Days,sukisho,air,The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya,Hayate No Gotoku,Angles fethers,Papa to kiss in the dark, Sola,Blood,Strawberry Panic!,Nagasarete Airantou,Mahou Sensei Negima,Strawberry Panic- many many more

--Music:--

punk, dark,the kind where the words are so fast u can't under stand it, that kind of stuff, to many to list

--Books:--

narnia,the harper hall of pern,the fuzzys,pandora of anthes,magky,for freedom story of a french syp,hoot,anima,skip-beat,man of many faces,alchion, I.N.V.U. leagle drugs,princess Ai, DN-angle, Crescent Moon, ALICE 19TH,Inkheart,cut, Twilight, New Moon, I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then'd Have To Kill You

Hero~~~~ Socrates, Alexnader The Great, Willam Shakespeer, Jonh Handcock, Nathen Hale, Plato, Airstidle,

Friends ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Yoru no Kuronue

Feathery Fear

Susumi

Rain

Prince Feilan