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99 Ways to Annoy Someone-- Suggestions

Shadow Blues:
1- Singing in the shower.

TunaSaladSpritzer:
2- Switching cereal boxes.
3- Narrating everything.

Zo One:
1- Staring at someone intensely while they're eating.
2- Taking pictures of someone who is sleeping.

Takayu:
1- Leave sticky-notes with inane reminders. Bonus points if they are reminding of involuntary actions (i.e. breathing).
2- Tilt anything hanging on the walls-- whether sideways or simply angled.
3- Turn on every single light.
4- Cover all the windows with blankets. Claim vampirism.
6- Try to look up your roommate's nose.
7- Try to learn ventriloquism.
8- Actually learn ventriloquism and use it to make things talk that SHOULD NOT talk.
9- Prank call from the next room/within hearing range. Bonus points for within sight range and even more points if a certain stoic roommate doesn't even realize it.
10- Sing "The Song That Never Ends".
11- Randomly start making rave noises.
12- Misunderstand the intended use of an advertised drink when it is said to be a "joint supplement."
13- Imitate the "bing!" sound of an airplane.

PurpleCranberi:
1- Unplug anything not in use.
2- If you're put on hold for a long time, refuse to relinquish the phone.
3- Put DVDs in the wrong cases.
4- Look over someone's shoulder as they type.

Yoshimara:
1- Poking someone for no reason.
2- Making bad impersonations at a bad time.

Unmei-Kibou:
1- Sing everything you say.
2- Sing your favorite songs obnoxiously loudly.
3- Steal all their underwear.

MadeInHolland:
1- Make them dance, somehow, someway.

AkuDemyFan (I separated numbers 6 and 7):
1- Staying quiet no matter what.
2- Doing exactly the opposite thing of what is asked (or told).
3- Bothering/doing some really idiotic/romantic stuff while other one is with his friends and wanting to spend some time with them.
4- Acting like an animal or monster.
6- Turning off anything the other turns on.
7- Claiming electricity is evil.
8- Following the other everywhere.
9-Being either really angry or really nice without reason for an entire day.

Fightergirl-Hyuuga:
1- Poking someone, especially when their attentions are on something else, like a movie.

spklvr:
1- "Leon, I'm pregnant!"
2- Making everything in the room pink.

Empty Melodies:
1- Draw giant smiley faces on ALL the pages of any book they own.

Dragi (gave me one-word prompts, so I'm not taking the time to write anything in detail :P):
2- Crossdressing
3- Ice cream party
4- Painting
5- Stare and blink cutely
6- Teddy bear
7- Olympic
8- Bills
9- Stalking
10- Sharing clothes
11- Hide and seek
12- Keys
13- Superheroes
14- Villain
15- Bedtime stories
16- School bag
17- Sleep talking
18- Light on, light off
19- Can't hear ya
20- Bathtub
21- Dancing

Khelc-sul Renai

1- Steal ALL your roommate's blankets, claiming to be cold.
2- Change all the clocks to military time.
3- Steal the last hot chocolate mix.
4- Wake roommate up, because you REFUSE to go to the next meal in the cafeteria on your own.

Rocket-ship-Romance

1- After everything you say, yell "LLAMA!"
2- Loudly make animal noises when you're in a small space with someone... like on a boat.. in the middle of the water; or in a car... in the middle of a traffic jam.
3- Steal all their left socks and shoes.
4- Rename someone (preferably opposite gender name).
5- Insist they order pizza, with strange toppings; when it arrives, refuse to eat it, saying it "looks weird."
6- Decide that someone will be your new pet. This involves getting them a leash, bowl and telling them to "get off your sofa" or "walkies!"
7- Change all the contacts on their phone.. to random names...
8- Say you are happy! Insist you are happy! Continue to go on about how happy you are: "I AM SO HAPPY." "LIKE VERY HAPPY" "ME HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY."
9- Argue. Pointlessly and randomly. e.g "Oh yeah well a purple flying llama just sat on your face." "I DON'T LIKE YOUR CHAIR. IT LOOKED AT ME FUNNY!"
10- Talk to inanimate objects.
11- Insist the inanimate objects are trying to kill you.
12- Talk to yourself, have an actual conversation "Hi how are you?" "I'm good thanks, what about you?" "Oh I'm just brilliant, what do you think of the weather?" "It's lovely." "I know isn't it. Hey did you see the game friday night?" "Yes, It was awesome, I can't believe that happened." ...
13- Mix a bunch of random ingredients together, insist you are a cook/chef. Make the person taste your creation. Don't take no for an answer.

XxGoodGirlGoneTobixX

1- Do pranks and blame them on your friend.
2- Burst out laughing randomly at something someone said or did. When they ask, say, "Oh, it's an inside joke."

Rosa Angelicus

1- Sing the same song over and over again.

Okay. I THINK this is all the ones I've gotten in reviews. Maybe. It doesn't feel like it, but I think it is. (Also, the Top 5 have been erased, but not renumbered; in case I need suggestions down the road, these are the ones that will be saved.)