Heya, people of FanFiction! I'm Earthspirit10!

I normally don't write in here, mostly reading, but I do throw in some occasional things in here. School has been hard on me. Raise your hand if school is torture for you!

I have also recently become re-obsessed with Ninjago.

Oh, and I have been addicted to this Percy Jackson roleplaying site called World of Olympians lately. Go check it out - it's amazing! Everything is so organized and everyone is so nice to each other!

About Me:

Name - Just call me Earthspirit; Earth for short ;)

Age - Not telling ya! All I'm saying is that I'm a teenager who has no interest in any social media.

Top Three Favorite Colors:

1. Forest Green

2. Sky Blue

3. Silver

Top Three Favorite Animals:

1. Wolf

2. Deer

3. Owl

Top Three Favorite Foods:

Uhhh... I dunno.

Top Three Favorite Books/Book Series:

1. Anything Rick Riordan wrote

2. Divergent

3. The Hunger Games

Top Three Favorite Movies/TV Shows:

1. Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu.

2. Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir

3. How to Train Your Dragon (HTTYD 3, specifically)

Top Three Favorite Hobbies:

1. Reading & Writing

2. Coding (with actual programming languages - not Scratch)

3. Drawing

Top Three Favorite Subjects:

1. Science

2. English

3. Elective

Other "Interesting" Facts About Me (here's some bullshit that you don't have to read):

1. I love angst and emotional stuff. Need I say more?

2. Eh, I'm slightly insane. Slightly. S L I G H T L Y.

3. I'm ADHD, which means that I can be really random at times. The most random thing I ever said? I'm not sure if I remember it all, but I THINK there's this one time when my friends and I were talking about school, and then I had this thought that I forgot to mention before, so I yelled out, "IT'S A BOY!" I also accidentally insulted a teacher. I regret nothing.

Opinions on the World (don't judge):

1. Climate change needs to end. Everyone should contribute with these steps (our actions are not limited to these):

a. DO NOT dump litter anywhere. Put the trash where it belongs - in the trash can.

b. Clean up after your OWN mess.

c. Be mindful of how you treat the environment.

d. Take only what you need. Do not take too much from the environment - we are living beings living with other organisms with lives that need their home.

2. Nobody ever said anything about it, but I know some people out there are discriminating against others. Stop. Everyone is a human being. Sure, no one is perfect, but treat them with respect as everyone should be treated. We all breathe the same air, we all drink the same water, we all feed on the same energy. We all live on the same Earth. We are only separated by races, ethnicities, genders, ages, etc. None of these matter to how we treat each other. Maybe I can't change all of your minds, but take this into account: We are all humans. We live together. Deal with it. And deal it with respect for each other.

Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson:

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Octavian. Camp Jupiter's royal a-hole.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Iapetus. Percy's Titan friend who is called Bob!

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Camp Jupiter

(Taken from StellaHunterOfArtemis's profile.)

The Percy Jackson Pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel
Whenever a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls
When my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Beckendorf
whenever I see someone working metal.

I promise to remember Silena
whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew
whenever I see a smile that gleams

I promise to remember Briares
whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos
whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go

The Heroes of Olympus Pledge:

I promise to remember Jason
whenever someone forgets something...

I promise to remember Piper
whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents...

I promise to remember Leo
when I see someone run away...

I promise to remember Annabeth
when someone misses someone...

I promise to remember Percy
when I see someone refuse to give up...

I promise to remember Hazel
when I see someone who has made a hard decision...

I promise to remember Frank
when someone is different then expected to be...

I promise to remember Reyna
when I see a leader...

I promise to remember Octavian
when I see a ripped toy...

I promise to remember Don the Faun
when someone asks me for money...

I promise to remember Heroes of Olympus
wherever I may go...

The Olympian Pledge:

I promise to remember Ares
Each time I hear of World War II

And I promise to remember Athena
Whenever I hear of a loom

I promise to use the internet
For Hermes' sake of course

And I promise to remember Poseidon
Whenever I ride a horse

I promise to remember Zeus
Whenever lightning fills the sky

And I promise to remember Hera
Every time a guy makes a girl cry

I promise to remember Aphrodite
Whenever I see a girdle made of gold

And I promise to remember Apollo
When the sun is very bold

I promise to remember Artemis
When the moon shines in the night

And I promise to remember Hades
When something gives me a fright

I promise to remember Demeter
Whenever a daughter moves away

And I promise to remember Hephaestus
When someone never gets their way

I promise to remember Dionysus
When I am at a party

And I promise to remember Hestia
When someones smile is very hearty

Yes I promise to love The Gods
Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Olympians know!

Now swear it on the River Styx!

I promise to remember Rick Riordan

for making these awesome characters!

Now swear it on the River Styx! *Thunder*

Ninjago Lover's Oath:

Whenever I feel the flakes on my nose,
and winter comes around.
When I feel the chill of the weather,
in my mind, Zanewill be found.

Whenever I feel overly warm,
or see the glowing flames.
When fire or tempers are around,
I will speak Kai's name.

When the flash eminates through my room,
or I hear the boom that's after.
When lightning is showing itself through the clouds,
through my mind I hear Jay's laughter.

When look at the sand or trip in the dirt,
and feel the messy ground.
When earth is around me, especially rocks,
In my mind, Cole will be around.

Whenever I find a youthful girl,
who is brave, and strong, and kind.
Who is better than others think her to be,
Nya will cross my mind.

When I find a man, both old and wise,
who lectures them on end.
Who tries to find the facts in life,
Sensei Wu's voice is in my head.

When a person is dark, and obsessed with power,
who on the inside is kind,
who loves family dearly, yet unable to behave,
Lord Garmadon invades my mind, admirable and brave.

When I find a child, who tries to grow up to fast,
and swears to be as his father.
Who actually is strong at heart,
my mind's what Lloyd will bother.

Upon seeing snakes, instead of fleeing,
or looking at them with fear,
I smile at the snakes, even as they hiss,
and think of the Serpentine leaders.

If you LOVE NINJAGO copy and paste this to your PROFILE!

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile:

ZEUS:

You like being in charge.

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You have multiple exes.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides.

You are hydrophobic.

1/10

POSEIDON:

You feel at home in the water.

Your favorite vacation place is on the beach.

You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool regularly.

You swim competitively.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You'd rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are acrophobic.

1/10

HADES:

You're not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing poems.

You experience bad moods regularly.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked or you wish they could be.

You write in a diary/journal.

You feel most active at night.

9/10

DEMETER:

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You're an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You're a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

6/10

ARES:

You often start fights.

You're a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You're competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don't take crap from anybody.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don't always think before you do something.

3/10

ATHENA:

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

You're probably the only person who visits the library regularly.

Half (or more) of your Christmas presents last year were BOOKS.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You're the valedictorian in your class.

You've never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

6/10

APOLLO:

You're very creative and artistic.

You want to be a doctor when you grow up.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight As in Art on your report card.

Your SCHOOL NOTEBOOK has more doodles than notes.

5/10

HUNTERS OF ARTEMIS:

You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals.

You can shoot targets.

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun.

Zoe Nightshade is awesome.

You love wild animals.

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place.

Hunting is not cruel if it's to hunt down monsters (and only monsters!).

10/10

HEPHAESTUS:

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You're one of the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You're a techie.

You can make things, fix things, and take things apart easily.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire.

2/10

APHRODITE:

Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

You're always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You're often invited to parties.

You can easily convince people of things.

You look at yourself in the mirror regularly.

1/10

HERMES:

You like pickpocketing your friends.

You're a prankster.

You're a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

6/10

DIONYSUS:

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute.

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You're a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying new food.

You feel that you're abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.

1/10

HECATE

Being called 'crazy' is a compliment.

You like magic.

You like Harry Potter.

You're bold.

You hate when people think you're the bad guy.

You dress dark, but your personality is cheerful and happy.

You couldn't care less about fashion.

Teddy bears are lethal in your hands.

You like being different from everybody else.

You can spend hours a day debating something ridiculous.

8/10

I'm a Hunter of Artemis! Yeah!

You Know That You're A Ninja If...

KAI
You know you're Kai if...

You almost never get listened to.
You have a bad temper.
You never let go of anything until proven wrong.
You care about your family and the people around you.
Someone tries to push you down, but you know you're stronger.
You have siblings.
You love fire.
Red is so your color.
Sometimes you're so reckless, you end up hurting the people you love.
You have secrets you don't tell people.
TOTAL: 9 :)

LLOYD
You know you're Lloyd if...

You love your family.
You can't bear the thought of losing everyone you ever loved, or still do.
You want to have a team instead of working alone.
You believe many things you hear.
You can get in trouble when you try to be evil, or do something wrong.
Green is the best.
Candy is amazing.
Vegetables are the worst.
You know you aren't perfect, yet you try to seem that way.
Some people rely on you more often than before.
TOTAL: 6

JAY
You know you're Jay if...

You talk way too much.
You are extremely creative.
You developed crushes before, or have one right now.
Blue is totally awesome.
You have a boyfriend/girlfriend, or had one.
You aren't the smartest.
You tell jokes too often.
You are sarcastic.
You can be a little too cheerful.
You can be occasionally called "short".
TOTAL: 5

COLE
You know you're Cole if...

You are strong.
You have strong points and opinions.
The environment is something you care extremely about.
You can take care of yourself.
You hate following other people's path, and prefer to make your own.
Cake is the greatest of all foods.
Black is very awesome.
You'll eat about anything.
You have motion sickness.
You can't cook well.
TOTAL: 8

ZANE
You know you're Zane if...

You are very intelligent.
White goes with everything.
Technology is like adding 2 to 2.
Birds are one of the most amazing animals in the world.
You always have your cool.
You never explode, or lose your temper.
You are an amazing cook.
Robots are awesome.
You occasionally have assistance.
You would sacrifice everything just to save your loved ones.
TOTAL: 7

NYA
You know you're Nya if...

You love gadgets and codes.
You had/have a bae.
You had/have a sudden crush.
Blue is your favorite color.
You have an older sibling or siblings.
You always want to go your way.
Sometimes, you try to succeed so much, you are a Mary Sue.
If you fail, you won't ever try again.
You hate feeling weak.
You are often called smart or pretty.
TOTAL: 4

Ha! I never actually thought that I'd be Kai!

NORMAL PEOPLE rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.

PJO FANS will ask Zeus to make it rain.

NORMAL PEOPLE say OMG!

PJO FANS say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings.

PJO FANS won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers.

NORMAL PEOPLE say shut up or I'll tell on you!

PJO FANS say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE think that PJO fans are stupid.

PJO FANS know that normal people are stupid.

NORMAL PEOPLE when being chased yell HELP ME, SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS when being chased use their awesome demigod powers.

NORMAL PEOPLE get nervous/scared during thunderstorms.

PJO FANS yell at Zeus to calm down sunny to go for vacation.

PJO FANS would try and find Camp Half-Blood.

NORMAL PEOPLE would pinky promise.

PJO FANS would swear on the River Styx.

NORMAL PEOPLE don't have this on their profile.

PJO FANS MUST have this on their profile!

You...

Hear a thunderstorm in the night-

Normal peeps: cuddle closer to their teddy bear

Ninjago fans: lean out of their window and shout, "Calm down, Jay! I'm trying to sleep!"

See a tsunami-

Normal peeps: sprint for higher ground

Ninjago fans: cheer because Nya just unlocked her true potential

Feel an earthquake-

Normal peeps: take cover and mutter, "Why me?"

Ninjago fans: take cover and mutter, "What now, Cole?"

See a picture of two dragons fighting-

Normal peeps: think, "Cool picture"

Ninjago fans: think back to the Final Battle

Go to a haunted house-

Normal peeps: scream at a guy dressed as Frankenstein

Ninjago fans: yawn and say, "It's not haunted if it doesn't turn you into a ghost"

Think about gold-

Normal peeps: think about gold coins

Ninjago fans: wonder if we'll ever see Golden Power again

When cleaning-

Normal peeps: listen to a popular song

Ninjago fans: listen to the Weekend Whip (or any song by the Fold)

Read this-

Normal peeps: will ignore this

Ninjago fans: shout, "Oh my First Spinjitzu Master! Why isn't this on my profile?!"

Ninja never quit. -All of the ninja at some point or another, Ninjago

That is not a coconut! -Zane, Ninjago

If we dwell too long on what's missing, we fail to see what can be gained. -Sensei Wu, Ninjago

We're a team, and that means we're all responsible. -Jay, Ninjago

Never put off tomorrow what can be done today. -Sensei Wu, Ninjago

Normal peeps: I love that celebrity.

Ninjago fans: I think the ninja are cool.

Normal peeps: Gah magic is stupid.

Ninjago fans: I wish I could have an elemental power.

Normal peeps: I cant wait to grow up!

Ninjago fans: I like staying a kid.

Normal peeps: God help me!!

Ninjago fans: First Spinjuitsu Master help!!

Normal peeps: I wish for...

Ninjago fans: Be careful what you wish for.

Normal peeps: I'll do it tomorrow.

Ninjago fans: Never put off until tomorrow what can be done today.

Normal peeps: I GIVE UP.

Ninjago fans: Ninja never quit!!

Normal peeps: AHHH HELP ME!

Ninjago fans: Let's blow this popsicle stand!

Normal peeps: Anyone got any ideas?

Ninjago fans: Anyone got any bright ideas?

Normal peeps: I can't solve this math equation.

Ninjago fans: Zane told me this equals 0.98675432.

Normal peeps: Why would I repost this?

Ninjago fans: Because I love Ninjago!!

A NinjaFan Interview:

1. Who is your favorite Ninja?

KAI

2. What would you do if you met your favorite Ninja?

SPINJITZU

3. What would your favorite Ninja do if s/he met you?

FLIRT WITH ME BECAUSE THAT'S KAI

4. What music does s/he listen to?

I don't know

5. Do you have an OC?

NO

6. What would your OC do if s/he met your favorite Ninja?

SAY HI

7. What crazy thing could you imagine s/he doing?

KAI CRYING BECAUSE HE NEVER CRIES

8. Who is your favorite Serpentine?

SKALES

9. What crazy thing could you imagine s/he doing?

DANCING

10. What would your favorite Ninja and Serpentine do if they met each other?

...FIGHT...DUH

11. Who is your least favorite Ninja?

I LOVE THEM ALL :D XD

12. Who is your least favorite Serpentine?

PYTHOR

13. If you could marry your favorite Ninja, how many kids would you have?

O.o Oh my... 2 is enough XD

14. What is your favorite Ninjago pairing?

Jay x Nya

15. Have you ever called a Ninja hot?

Yes

16. If you could be a ninja, what would it be of?

I dunno. Earth?

17. What side would you join?

NINJA ALL THE WAY

List only 10 characters from any series.

(1) Percy

(2) Kai

(3) Annabeth

(4 Cole

(5) Jay

(6) Piper

(7) Leo

(8) Jason

(9) Lloyd

(10) Zane

1 walked in on you while you were showering. What is your reaction?

Me: ...PErCY i THoUGhT YoU WeRE bETtER tHAn THaT.

Me: ...

Me: Now GET OUT

7 cooked you dinner.

Kitchen explodes*

Me: ...

Me: ALRIGHT, WHO LET LEO COOK DINNER?!

4 and 5 are having an argument. Why is this?

Cole and Jay are probably arguing something as stupid as a video game and who cheated.

6 Is extremely pissed off about something, why is this? And what will you do?

Piper mad?

Leo probably did something terribly stupid again.

Me: Want me to help you enact revenge on him?

Piper: YES PLEASE

3 told you that she will soon be getting married to 2. What is your reaction?

ANNABETH AND KAI?! NOOOOOOOONONONONONO THAT IS THE WORST COMBINATION EVER!

You catch 10 looking at porn on the internet.

Me: ...Zane.

Zane: Is something bothering you?

Me: What have the others taught you? *starts to cry* I thought you are and will always stay blissfully ignorant and innocent to the harsh, truthful world.

You are about to do something that will make you feel very embarrassed. Will 9 comfort you?

Yesss, because Lloyd is awesome that way!

You're lying on the beach peacefully, and then you turn your head to see 1, 2, and 9, by the water wearing speedos.

Percy, Kai, and Lloyd. For Percy, that's not a surprise, although I expect you to go fully clothed underwater.

Kai, I THOUGHT you were afraid of water and can't swim?! Don't die!

Lloyd, okay, no problem.

8 confessed to being a part of your family.

Jason? Of course he's a part of my family, he's a son of Jupiter and I'm a daughter of Hades! We're cousins! (Theoretically of course, but one can dream.)

6 kidnapped you, why is this?

Piper wanted me to help her with either a scheme or an adventure.

You walk in accidentally on 3 to see her having a threesome with 9 and 10.

Annabeth...Lloyd...and Zane...ANNABETH YOU DON'T GET TO CHEAT ON MY LIL' WATER BOY PERCY ALDKF JALSDKLASJFDK;

Lloyd and Zane - continue, but, uh, with bromance. I don't prefer GreenIce, no offense to any GreenIce shippers out there.

7 is having relationship problems, 4 tries to help him out but his advice isn't helpful. Your thoughts about this predicament?

Me: I should've known not to trust Cole in giving out relationship advice... especially since it's Leo he's trying to help...

5 gave you a teddy bear.

Me: I thought you love this stuffed animal to death-

9 and 1 accidentally get hooked up on a dating website and are forced to go on a date together.

Someone PLEASE tell me how Lloyd got into this predicament, and PLEASE tell me how Percy is JUST unlucky enough to be on the other side of this situation.

8 gets angry and starts cussing at 6 very loudly. 7 is watching it all and is interested...but why is this?

Okay, summary: Jason is cussing at Piper. Leo is watching this with an intrigued look on his face.

Hmm... oh! Piper risked her life and almost died saving Jason, so Jason got mad and really protective. Then Leo is just standing there looking really interested because usually Piper would be yelling at Jason.

It would've been much better if 8 is Piper and 6 is Jason, but XD Can't change anything now.

It's storming outside and 4 allowed you to stay with him at his place until it blows over. And your reaction to this kind gesture is?

I GET TO HANG OUT WITH COLE?! YAS!! NINJAAAAAAA... GO!

5 wakes you up in the middle of the night.

How would he even wake me up? I'd already be staying up all night XD

Me: JAYYYYYYYYYYYY don't you have anything better to do?

Jay: Ah... no? *tries and fails to hide something suspicious*

Me: ...

Me: Jay. No.

Me: You better not be dragging me into something I'm going to regret.

You and 10 go out for a picnic. Everything is peaceful until 2 crashes it by showing up and inviting you to go hang out at a cafe. Would you go with 2 or stay with 10?

Zane or Kai. Kai or Zane. ZANE. OR KAI. KAI. OR ZANE. Grr, why is it SO hard to choose?!

KAI BECAUSE HE'S MY FAVORITE. I'M SORRY ZANE, BUT YOU HAVE P.I.X.A.L. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY.

1 suspects you are Kira.

Is that supposed to be my name? Who's Kira? What's a Kira? Is that a good thing?

You and 9 get trapped in an elevator together. What happens? And who are the other random people with you two?

Lloyd and I can talk...but not...you know

The other random people can be random people.

2 writes you a love song, plays it for you, then kisses you on the cheek.

Me: NO KAI. BAD KAI, NO. BE LOYAL TO SKYLOR. BAAAADD.

4 is forced to sing karaoke by his friends...and you as well. What song would he sing? And what song would you sneak in for him to sing when he wasn't looking?

WHO'S STUPID IDEA WAS IT TO TORTURE EVERYONE WITH COLE'S SINGING?! But, uh, what song is he supposed to singgggggg?

Knowing Cole, he'd sing the horrible, idiot song "Glowworm" from the series because he does NOT know any other song he could sing by himself, but I'd sneak in "The Weekend Whip" because that's hard and I would like to see him try and fail to sing the greatest song of all of Ninjago XD

1 asks to talk to you privately. When you are both alone, he admits to you that he is gay.

Me: *gasps* WHAT ABOUT ANNABETH?!

Me: *pauses*

Me: Waaaiiiit, if you're gay... PLEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASE DATE NICOOOOO BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. PLEASE. LET ME SEE PERCICO

...it kind of is already since Solangelo, but let's pretend it's an AU where that didn't happen, or that it's set in the same universe but Solangelo didn't happen yet

All the listed characters get into a very epic and all-out battle. Who will be the last one standing?

Not gonna lie, but Percy will definitely win. Lloyd actually might though... but Percy is Percy. He'll come up with something so stupid and unpredictable that it'll leave even Lloyd reeling.

Ninjago: Road Trip Version

(1) Zane

(2) Kai

(3) P.I.X.A.L.

(4) Nya

(5) Cole

(6) Lloyd

(7) Jay

(8) Garmadon

(9) Wu

(10) Misako

2 is the driver while 4 rides shotgun. How does that go?

Uhhh, terribly, because Kai is a terrible driver so he'd probably be crashing into things left and right, while poor Nya tries to reel Kai back in line.

While on the trip, 3 starts to annoy 1.

I can't imagine this, AT ALL. P.I.X.A.L. annoying Zane, that's impossible, but I'm going to humor this question. The two will probably be arguing over the logistics and all that robot stuff, and then the entire car will be filled with information that breaks everyone's brains.

5 is keeping him/herself busy by?

I... have no idea. Eating cake if he has some. Talking to his friends. The norm.

Time to fill up the tank! But nobody wants to do it, how do they decide whose gonna do it?

Okay okay, Wu, Garmadon, and Misako will sit this one out to see how the ninja will do this. Firstly, an argument always, always happens first. Then five minutes later, they go into a very intense round of rock paper clamp "like real adults", as the ninja say, and the loser will complain about it (unless it's Zane, P.I.X.A.L., or Nya) while filling up the tank.

4 goes in the gas station to buy snacks for everyone. What does 4 get everyone?

Chips, milkshakes, anything that Nya deems appropriate.

7 just remembers something very important.

kla jsdfalsdk JAY~ That dude has forgotten very important things so many times I can't keep track- I'm not even surprised XD He probably just forgot to fix something back at home, or maybe he forgot to bring something. I dunno. The guy's really random.

8 starts getting sleepy at the wheel. What does 9 do?

Garmadon is driving. And he's sleepy. What does Wu, his brother, do? IDK. Maybe drive for him. Or get Zane or Nya to drive.

Yay, they made it to their destination. How does the trip home go?

Everyone (but the girls, maybe, and also not Wu, Garmadon, or Misako) are sleeping. Then someone would smack another person across the face with his foot, and they'll start fighting. You know. Typical day in Ninjago.

The Way I See It...
You say Edward Cullen, I say Kai
You say red and black, I say Blue, Black, Red, White, and Green.
You say forks, I say shurikens
You say Edward and Bella, I say Jay and Nya.
You say Jacob Black, I say the black ninja.
You say Volturi, I say Serpentine
You say "Go to Hell" I say "Visit the Dark Island"
You say rock, paper, scissors, I say rock, paper, clamp.
You say childhood, I say Legos.
You say school, I say training.
You say, "We're so dead!" I say, "We're so hooped!"
You say home, I say the Bounty.
You say life, I say Ninjago. :3
Put this on your page if you LOVE Ninjago!!!!

You think I shouldn't watch Ninjago?
Over the side!!!

COPY AND PASTE...

If you have ever watched Ninjago instead of doing your homework.
If you have ever spent your lunch break reading/writing fan fiction for Ninjago.
If you have ever fangirled over a ship in Ninjago.
If you watch Ninjago while doing other activities (i.e. cleaning, crafts, etc.).
If you would date any of the ninja.
If you have any of the Ninjago songs on your phone/iPod.
If you have Ninjago-related inside jokes.
If you occasionally randomly smile because of Ninjago.
If you would ride one of the dragons.
If you cried - or were at least sad - when Zane died.
If you wish Pixal wasn't in Zane's head.
If you found it hilarious when Jay did the 'strip and whip' in "Only One Can Remain".
If you like all of the intros.
If you have seen an episode 10 times or more.
If you would like to cook with Zane.
If you have ever told a cheesy joke like Jay.
If you love your siblings like Kai.
If you would share a cake with Cole. (Assuming he didn't eat it all first XD)
If you are independent like Nya.
If you love candy like Lloyd.
If you feel happy when you hear the pirate music in the new intro.
If you love Ninjago and hope it airs for a long time :)

.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.

You often act on your emotions without thinking first.

You are very competitive.

You like to play with fire.

You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.

You prefer warm weather over cold weather.

You often lose control over yourself.

You can be quite reckless.

You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.

People have often called you insane.

Total: 7

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.

You like to go to the beach.

You rarely get angry.

When you do get angry, you know how to control it.

You think before you act.

You are good at breaking up fights.

You are a good swimmer.

You like rain.

You can stay calm in stressful situations.

You are very generous.

Total: 5

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.

You have a close connection with nature.

You don't mind getting dirty.

You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.

You could easily survive in the wild.

You care about the environment.

You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

You rarely get depressed.

You aren't afraid of anything.

You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 7

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.

You hate rules.

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.

You hate to be restrained.

You are very independent and outgoing.

You are quite intelligent.

You tend to be impatient.

You are easily distracted.

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.

You wish you could fly.

Total: 7

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone

You prefer nighttime over daytime.

You like creepy things.

You like to play tricks on people.

Black is your favorite color.

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.

You don't talk much

You are an atheist.

You don't mind watching scary movies.

You love to break the rules.

Total: 4

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite.

You are spiritual.

When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.

You believe everything you see or hear.

You are afraid of the dark.

You hate violence.

You hope for world peace.

You are generally a happy person.

Everyone loves to be around you.

You always follow the rules.

Total: 4

I guess I'm Fire, Earth, AND Air. How does that work? (To be honest I feel more Earth than all.)

Type your name with your elbow: Earthspirit10

Type your name with your nose: #q565hwp8ri6t10 (Well THAT escalated quickly XD)

Type your name with your left foot: Earthspirit10

Type your name without looking: Earthspirit10

Type your name with your face: $#qrf6bw-8k5f9k9g51ql (THAT was even worse XD)

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color:

[x] Brown - $100

[ ] Blonde - $50

[ ] Black - $15

[ ] Bald - $5

[ ] Other - $75

Total: $100

Eye Color:

Brown - $50 [x]

Green - $75 [ ]

Blue - $150 [ ]

Hazel - $100 ]

Other - $15 [ ]

Total so far: $150

Height:

[ ] Over 7′ - $200

[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175

[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - 570$

[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75

[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85

[x] under 5'4 0$

Total so far: $150

Age:

[ ] 50 to 56 - $175

[ ] 46 to 50 - $150

[ ] 41 to 45 - $125

[ ] 31 to 40 - $100

[ ] 26 to 30 - $75

[ ] 21 to 25 - $50

[ ] 19 to 20 - $25

[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $250

Birth Order:

[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750

[x] First born - $320

[ ] Only Child - $250

[ ] Second born - $150

[ ] Middle child - $100

[ ] Last Born - $100

[ ] Third born - $550

[ ] Fourth born - $300

[ ] Fifth born - $400

[ ] Sixth born - $215

Total so far: $570

Drink?

[ ] I did like once - $400

[ ] Only Holidays - $250

[ ] Sometimes - $215

[ ] YES - $200

[ ] Only weekends - $300

[ ] Every other day - $50

[ ] Once a day - $15

[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$

[x] No - $600

Total so far: $1170

Vision?

[ ] perfect vision - $400

[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200

[ ] No correction - $100

[x] Glasses - $50

[ ] Contacts - $25

[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1220

Shoe Size:

13 - $300 [ ]

12 and a half to 13 - $250 [ ]

11 to 12 - $400 [ ]

7 to 10 - $500 [ ]

Under 7- $450 [x]

Total so far: $1620

Favorite Colors (multiple):

Green - $750 [x]

Red - $600 [ ]

Black - $100 [ ]

Yellow -$475 [ ]

Brown - $300 ]

Purple - $225 [ ]

White - $400 ]

Aqua - $350 [x]

Orange - $300 ]

Blue - $300 [x]

Pink - $100 [ ]

Other - $500 [x]

Total: $3520

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?

[ ] Yes - $0

[x] Nope - $1000

[ ] Some - $750

Final Total: $4520

Wow. Didn't know I was that valuable XD.

I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE THE QUIZ ABOVE!!!!!!!

Are You More of a Girl, Or a Guy? (Bolded if it's a true statement about me)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own, like, a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 11 :)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (It takes me more than one hour JUST to shower. As for the dressing up and make-up, I don't care about those. Make-up sucks.)
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can. (NO!!!)
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of everything.

Total: 5 (Should I be concerned? No, I shouldn't.)

What am I afraid of out of 72 common fears?

[ ] the dark (more like I'm afraid of what could be in the dark if I'm in a strange place, but that doesn't count... does it?)

[ ] staying single forever

[ ] being a parent

[X] giving birth

[X] being myself in front of others

[ ] open spaces

[ ] closed spaces

[ ] heights

[ ] dogs

[ ] birds

[ ] fish

[ ] spiders

[ ] flowers or other plants

[ ] being touched

[ ] fire

[ ] deep water

[ ] snakes

[ ] silk

[ ] the ocean

[X] failure

[ ] success

[ ] thunder/lightning

[ ] frogs/toads

[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad

[ ] boyfriends/girlfriends mom

[ ] rats

[ ] jumping from high places

[ ] snow

[ ] rain

[ ] wind

[ ] crossing hanging bridges

[X] death (who wouldn't be?)

[ ] heaven

[X] being robbed

[ ] falling

[X] clowns

[X] dolls (they're just so creepy... those lifeless beady eyes staring at you as if they are truly alive and waiting to kill you... *shudder*)

[X] large crowds of people

[ ] men

[ ] women

[ ] having great responsibilities

[ ] doctors, including dentists

[ ] tornadoes

[ ] hurricanes

[X] incurable diseases

[ ] sharks

[ ] Friday the 13th

[X] ghosts (they're real o.O Hell, my dad nearly drowned because of a ghost and I'm not kidding)

[ ] poverty

[ ] Halloween

[ ] school

[ ] trains

[ ] odd numbers

[ ] even numbers

[X] being alone

[ ] becoming blind

[X] becoming deaf (my ears are everything)

[ ] growing up

[X] creepy noises in the night

[ ] bee stings (bee stings suck, but I'm not really afraid of those)

[X] not accomplishing my dreams/goals

[ ] needles

[ ] dinosaurs

[ ] the welcome mat (...honestly, no offense to anyone else, but why is this even on the list?)

[ ] high speed

[ ] throwing up

[X] falling in love (I really don't want to be betrayed again)

[ ] super secrets

Only fifteen. I'm surprised at how little that is.

WHAT AM I?

PREP
You own a cell phone.
You own something from Abercrombie.
You own something from PacSun.
You own something from Hollister.
You own something from American Eagle.
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale.
You have more than one house.
Total: 3

GOTHIC
Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark
You dislike preps.
You're an atheist/satanist/agnostic.
Total: 4

PUNK
You can skateboard.
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse.
You hate MTV.
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total: 3

GEEK
You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You don't care what you look like
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total: 6

EMO
You cut yourself over depression.
You have been depressed.
You have black-rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence.
You cry easily.
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem.
You think emo chicks/Guys are hot.
Total: 4

GHETTO/GANGSTA
You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubber bands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or a lot.
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can breakdance
Total: 2

HARDCORE/SCENE
You like loud music.
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band Panic! at the Disco.
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance.
Hair has been died more than 1 color.
Total: 2

ATHLETIC
You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports-related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies/awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number
Total: 2

So apparently I'm a geek. That... is accurate.

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Akio.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? Green.

3. Your first initial? S.

4. Your month of birth? March.

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black.

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Elizabeth.

7. Your favorite number? 10.

8. Do you like California or Florida more? Florida.

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean.

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wish to just live in peace with my friends and family for once with no betrayals or loss.

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person. O.o I mean that is kind of true...

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Huh. That makes sense.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. I do like to help others... as for my love life, that would be great for a change.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Oh. Okay then. Uh. Don't know what to say about that.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. Oh. Well. Makes sense? Sort of?

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend. Well, duh! She's the first person to come across my mind, so I'm like, hey, why not use her name?

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. Not bad, for an introvert.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. This is actually something that is NOT true for me. I love adventure like heck! I mean, I guess I am laidback, but fuck that and just do adventure.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. Uh, another thing that is false. I don't care what other people think, I'm not spontaneous, and I will die for my family and friends.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday. I guess I'll just wait and see.

Copy and Paste (that is steadily growing)

Copy and Paste if you’re a writer!

If you have ever run into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you hear voices of your favorite characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backward copy this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile.

If you have a crush on any fictional character, copy & paste this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sounddrive, Screamer's girl, CrazyFangirl1999, Hex the Ninja, NinjagoZanelover, Astrid16, HiroKaiMarc, Earthspirit10

99.9% of girls would die if Justin Bieber went missing. If you are the remaining .1% that would be poking your prisoner with a metal stick put this on your profile

If you think Chima SUCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you support P.I.X.ane copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have watched Ninjaball Run more than 5 times, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have seen every Ninjago episode and YOU WANT MORE, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Lord Garmadon makes you laugh, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you LOVE Kai, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Zane is completely and totally EPIC, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like Ninjago post this on your profile: "Ninjago is the word for awesome"

If you LOVE Ninjago paste this on your profile "I LOVE NINJAGO"

If you wish that you were a ninja/samurai/Spinjitzu master, PASTE THIS ONE YOUR PROFILE!

If you want Ninjago to continue, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Rain C. frosty, Pikana, Queen Authoress 'Starcy' Hand, ForeverDreamer12, Astrid16, HiroKaiMarc, Earthspirit10

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you ever gazed blankly at somewhere, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment. (Kai's an orphan?!)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

Screen doors are painful and sneaky. If you agree, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (Ninjago has the strangest effects...writing made me even creepier...)

If you have a true friend copy this onto your profile.

If you are a geek and love it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have a crush on a TV show character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you LOVE reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile.

If you want this dang war to end, copy and paste it into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

No one even reads these anymore... if you're the kind of person who DOES read every single one, copy and paste!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile. (PERCY JACKSON, MIRACULOUS, LEGIT ALL MY FANDOMS)

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually enjoy math, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've been on the COMPUTER for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo,zeusgirl39, percabeth4evereverveverever, RainingSunshineEverywhere, Qille, Arristo, ILOVENICO1000X, Strykeruk, Punkinz01, pinkittwice54, Made Of Ashes, Ellz42, LadyofStarClan, Earthspirit10

A black man sat down at a counter in some random store. A white man was sitting behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy and paste this on your profile if you are against racism.

This is beautiful.

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.' He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!' There was a big smile on his was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books. Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak. Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous! Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth. Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives one another in some way. Look for God in others. You now have two choices, you can :1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1. 'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'

Now... get ready for some feels. Prepare yourselves.

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Copy and paste this if you are against child abuse and want to kick all of the abusers' butts cause you hate 'em!

I went to a party, Mom
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didnt drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.

Now Im lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own bloods all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.

Im sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddys Girl on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
Id still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom
Im getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And Im so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you, Mom
So I love you and good-bye.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you want drinking and driving to stop.

Mummy, Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool.

And when he pulled the trigger back, it shot with a crack.

Mummy I was a good girl. I went to school, got straight A's, I even got the gold.

But Mummy, when I went to school that day I never said goodbye.

I'm sorry Mummy that I had to go, but please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother.

Mummy, please tell Daddy that I love him very much, and tell Chris my boyfriend that it wasn't just a crush,

and tell my dear little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandma that I'll be waiting

for her now, and tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best.

Mummy, I'm not the first, I'm not better than the rest.

Mummy, tell my teachers that I won't show up for class, and never forget this and please don't let this pass.

Mummy why did it have to be me, no one deserves this. Mummy warn the others, I left without a kiss.

And Mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry.

I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but Mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest.

I ran as fast as I could when I heard the crack, Mummy listen to me if you would.

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new.

I guess I'm not going with daddy on that trip to the zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid. I wanted to be an actress, Mummy I wanted to live.

But Mummy I must go now, the time is getting late. Tell my Chris I'm sorry I had to cancel our date.

I love you Mummy, I always have. I know you know it's true.

Mummy all I wanted to say is, "Mummy I love you."

In memory of the Columbine students that were lost, please if you would, pass this around.

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heartbeat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby, Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding on my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy, what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me, Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile. (I actually cried in the middle of the night from this.)

Now... a little bit of happiness from that sadness above...

Have you ever wondered:

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin...

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when

they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe,

why do they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

PLEASE DON'T READ DON'T READ DON'T READ DON'T READ DON'T READ DON'T READ! THIS IS NOT A JOKE, THIS IS SERIOUS, BECAUSE THIS ACTUALLY SCARED ME AND I'M SO SORRY BUT I HAD TO DO THIS, AND IF YOU DECIDE TO BE STUPID AND READ THIS, YOU'LL UNDERSTAND, BUT PLEASE, WHATEVER YOU DO, NEVER EVER READ THIS! SKIP THIS, SCROLL DOWN TO THE VERY BOTTOM OF THE PAGE FOR ABOUT 25 SECONDS JUST TO BE SAFE WITHOUT LOOKING AS FAST AS YOU CAN, AND SLOWLY INCH YOUR WAY BACK UP UNTIL YOU SEE THE SECTION "STORIES BY ME". NEVER GO ANY FARTHER THAN THAT, I'M BEGGING YOU, I DON'T WANT THIS TO HAPPEN TO YOU LIKE IT HAPPENED TO ME. JUST PLEASE, DON'T READ!

No, really, please don't.

Don't read, please, just don't.

Please don't!

This is serious.

Just please, please DON'T READ!

Dear Bullies,

The boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago. The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but re-post if you're that 1% with a heart.

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92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't.

Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs

1 scary way to break up

A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful girl!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your freaking life! DUMB idiot!!!” He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless person and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died. You have 13 minutes. This scared me

95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5% who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you are ready to stand up for what you believe in and not what other people tell you to believe, copy and paste this into your profile

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. LucilliaAL

They Hurt Her

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you every day, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

TRUE STORY: A teenage girl, about 17, named Diane, had gone to visit some friends one evening, and time passed quickly as each shared his/her various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town, and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley, she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her; she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived HOME SAFELY.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her.

She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two TALL MEN walking either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.

Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the PEOPLE that read this won't repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. (Amen to that!)

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be REWARDED. LucilliaAL

DON'T READ DON'T DON'T DON'T READ PLEASE DON'T READ JUST DON'T THIS IS SERIOUS

Just don't please

Seriously

This honestly scared me; it still does

No

Stop

It's actually true

Just don't

there were 3 girls
They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.
It had creatures in the BACKGROUND and the man looked like a psycho.
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
It said:
SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace??
XxLoVemExX: What??
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what youjust said about me with your friend like a minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really scared.
Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.
She goes and knocks but no one said anythingshe opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom her neck sliced with BLOOD all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment.
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. LucilliaAL

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. LucilliaAL

They Hurt Her

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his COMPUTER to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his FACE PEELED off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

WHY BOYS SHOULDN'T CHEAT

There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.

The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma.

Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY liked Courtney.

Courtney liked jack also.

Well, of course she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.

Courtney tried to steal Jack away every time she had a chance to.

One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies.

Ashley heard everything...what movie theater and what time.

Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney.

Ashley sat right behind them.

She watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theater.

Courtney told Jack: "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied": "Hell, yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window.

Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't there.

For the next few days Ashley wasn't there.

A week later her mother found her in her closet dead...she committed suicide because she had loved Jack so much.

Next to Ashley's dead body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you.

I never thought you would do something like this to me.

I really loved you, Jack.

I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley.

Please forward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney

1 Scary Way to Break Up

DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!” He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 people have broken this chain and died. You have 13 minutes

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

they hurt her!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. LucilliaAL

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyone's nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list. Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, LoveUntilWeBleed, SoapMaster, fulofhyperness, Anari Cross, fange17, pie eater 2000, AlwaysHP-RealTHG, Knut25282, PjoHP, annabethandpercy4ever, DivergentGirl321, QueenoftheBlackOrder,Commander of Chaos, Earthspirit10

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. Did you know that 96% of people even if they say they are Christains will not stand up for him. So if your one of the people that is in the 4% group put this on your profile. If you deny it you are denying Jesus Christ yourself. In the Bible it says that if you deny Him, He will deny you right in front off his father. So put this on your file if you ever want to walk through the gates to heaven. Please do this.

Copy and Paste

If this doesn't touch you; you're heartless. This is so sad! One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies.The girl asked the guy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunkDRIVERwas speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously the girl survived.Remembering the note,she pulled it out & read it, it said,"Without your love, I would die".

(\_/) PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE
('.') IF YOU HATE
(")_(") ANIMAL CRUELTY

Now... DON'T READ THIS PART ABOVE THIS TEXT, OKAY?! PLEASE DON'T READ, THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. I DIDN'T WANT TO PUT THIS IN HERE, BUT HELP YOURSELF AND JUST DON'T EVEN BE CURIOUS AND TAKE A SINGLE LOOK UP. JUST PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T!!!

No, actually, don't.

This is serious.

You won't want this to happen.

I don't want this to happen to you like it did for me.

Please...

Don't.

DON'T.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, a nerd, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out ever. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, Harryismyheroicsavior, Hermione'sBFF454, Lilly Rae, daisyduke80,viva9626, CayennePeppr, OrangeSugar, StoriesAreMagic, Little Christian, FishE1, spammessages222, Rainheart344, PowerinPink, Earthspirit10

To all the people that ever called you ugly, stupid, weird, different, annoying, nerdy, geeky, a loser, a failure, the list goes on for eternity...So to those people that ever called you those stuff have pretty much no life if they have to make you feel terrible. So you know what I say? Forget you, because one day when you're poor and alone, and you see me drive up in an amazing car, amazing spouse, and loving children, don't expect me to say hi.

So here's to all the people who were seen as outcasts, but were really probably the most beautiful people you'd meet. Sure, they might not be normal, but why be normal when you can be you? Be yourself, because everyone else is taken.

Copy and Paste this to your profile if you've ever needed someone to say this to you in real life! Love you all :)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't quite as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Stories by Me:

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Percy's Past - Like everyone else, Percy Jackson has a past, but it’s not a normal one, even by demigod standards. Everyone thinks they know him, but do they really? A story of the past reliving Percy’s childhood. Rated T for abuse and because I'm paranoid.

Proof That FanFiction Authors Are Human

Writer's Depression - A condition where an author feels sad when they see the last time they updated a story, but are unable to get a move on and finish a chapter because of creative blocks or real-life stuff that like to get in the way.

Causes: Overdue updates, little motivation, obligations to continue writing even though you are not in the mood, having ideas you want to write out but can't...basically can't write in general no matter how hard you try.

Treatment options: Talk to someone about your block and let them give you ideas. Open up the document and try to write your idea out, even if you write one word every hour. Stare at what you have written so far and plod through it, even if you feel uninspired. If you are focusing on one story, try writing something else to use the creative power on, and the block may disappear. Write something for someone else--it makes you feel good and the person you are gifting the story to. And last: hire someone to write it for you (though where's the fun in that?)

Copy-paste this in your profile if you suffer from Writer's Depression, and help another author out by leaving a nice comment to let them know their work is appreciated. :)

A big thank you to all who have read, is reading, reviewed, favorited, and/or followed my stories!