NAME:Alix Marie Mendez Hale

I LOVE JASPER HALE!! HES COOL!!

my email is bcb2022@

search my email address at myspace

my youtube acount iz http://www.youtube.com/user/tangleface1997

my fave tv shows are:

Inuyasha

Tokyo Mew Mew

Cardcaptor Sakura

Keroro Gunso

Pokemon

Digimon

Scrubs

Family Guy

Futurerama

Shin Chan

COUPLES iLOVE!~nya~

INUYASHA-KOGAxKAGOME INUYASHAxKIKYO MIROKUxSANGO

TOKYO MEW MEW-KISSHUxICHIGO TARUTOxPUDDING PIExZAKURO

CARDCAPTOR SAKURA-SAYORANxSAKURA ERIOLxTOMOYO

POKEMON-DREWxMAY ASHxMISTY PAULxDAWN

DIGIMON-TKxKARI MATTxKARI IZZYxKARI TAIxSORA

SCRUBS-JDxELLEOT TURKxCARLA PERRYxJORDAN

FAMILYGUY-PETERxLOIS BRIANxJUILLIAN STEWIExOLIVIA

futerrama-FRYxLEELA

TWILIGHT- JASPERxOC JASPERxALICE CARLISLExESME BELLAxEDWARD ROSALIExEMMETT JACOBxOC LEAHxJACOB

Scrubs Stuff

Favorite God-like Character: Dr. Perry Cox duh
Close Second: turk
Up There: J.D.
Totally Adorable: Turk and JD
Also Like: Carla
Like in Small Doses:The Todd, Ted, Dr. Kelso
Only on a good day: Elliot
Can't stand, never want to see on screen ever again:keith except in pain muhahahahahahahaha...ha...ha..ha.ha...HA!!
Favorite Pairings:JD/Elliot turk/carla

okay here are some great writers

SOWER KREEM

MEW-ETERNIA

NARUTO UZUMAKI

POETIC NOTHIGNESS

SCREWTHERULESIHAVEMONEY

AND MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MORE!

'THIS LITTLE THING IS DEDICATED TO CATS MAINLY THE ONE I LOVE(CREEPY) QUAXO/MISTO"brooklyn said in a hotel in londen

WE ENCOURAGE EVERY ONE TO LOVE 'Cats'

WE BELEIVE MISTO AND QUAXO ARE THE SAME PERSON BECAUSE THEIR USUALY PLAYED BY THE SAME PERSON AND QUAXO IS VICS SOULMATE

BROOKLYNS FAVE CATS FROM 'CATS'

MISTO/QUAXO
VICTORIA
RUMPLETEAZER
MUNGOJERRIE
BOMBALURINA(SP)
DEMETER
SKIMBLESHANKS
MUNKUSTRAP
OLD DEUTORONAMY(SP)

MY FAVE COUPLES

MISTO/QUAXOxVICTORIA
TUGGERxBOMBALURINA
MUNKUSTRAPxDEMETER
SKIMBLESHANKSxJENNYANYDOTS
OLD DEUTORONIMYxGRIZABELLA
JEMIMA(SP)xALONZO

ONES I UNDERSTAND

MUNGOJERRIExRUMPLETEAZER(I SEE THEM A BROTHER SISTER)
VICTORIAxPLATO(NOT A FAN BUT I CAN READ ABOUT)

JUST PLAIN WRONG COUPLES

MACAVITY AND ANYONE(WHY DOSE HE DESERVE ANYBODY)

QUAXOxTUGGER(JUST NOT A FAN OF THESE)
QUAXO/MISTOxANYBODY BUT VICTORIA(MY FAVE COUPLE CEPT IN MY STORY)

Brooklyn:i belive mungojerrie and rumpleteazer are related only because i watched the 'making of cats" thing on our cats movie and the person who played rumpleteazer said their related
Brittney:i agree only cause mungojerrie is mine!!
Brooklyn:i dont care only quaxo is mine=D(droolz a little bit) oh and ive been righting(spelled wrong on purpose)a cats story about a cat that miseriously apears whilevery male loves her but the females loghth(i know i spelled that wrong) her. wait got that wrong almost every male cept 1 and NO hes not gay just wait till i post my story to find out who it is.

me and a friend came up with...creepy things

in the 'cats' movie skimble has a bulging...yeah so we came up or she came up with S.S.B.(SKIMBLESHANKS BULGE)EWW RIGHT SHE ISNT MY FRIEND NOW

misto fans go here http:/// i made this crappy website for misto

I have become a twilight Book fan though many people became fans cause the movie i didnt though i saw the movie recently i read the books a few weeks ago all i can say is jaspers my fave... and then comes jacob and then emmett and then edward (carlisle dosnt count or he would be first ...)

Ladies and gentalmen(and ladiegentalmens) give it up for my O.C. for Twilight(aplause)

Character name: Tori
Power: manipulates emotions and body & telekenesis(SP)
Age: 18(human) 169(vampire)
Personality:smart cunning and tricky
When Born:1840 became vampire in 1858
hair(outfits change alot):long brunett Ends at butt and has bangs that end over her eyebrows.(all streight)
Extra Info: has a hatred of human blood and drinks animal only.

NOW FOR THE COPY PASTIE THINGGIES!!

95 percent of all kids make fun of and laugh at other kids because you're different. If you're that 5 percent who laugh at that 95 percent because they're all the same, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end,

reading numerous fanfictions,

copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, percyrocksmysox, percabethroxmysox, alene236, Christine232

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.The Snuggie commercial!!--

If you're in Gifted class and think they call it that to make you feel special, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Will is a fine whelp and everything but Jack and Elizabeth belong together and that there's so much tension and chemistry between them that they can out run any ship in the Caribbean than copy and paste this in your profile. Because Sparrabeth is faster than your ship, its better than your ship, its prettier than your ship and its a hell of a lot hotter than your ship! (Unless your ship is the Pearl in which case it's only slightly better than your ship.)

If you support Sparrabeth because forbidden love is always the best kind, copy this into your profile.

If you support Sparrabeth because of the looks (filled with love) that Jack gives Elizabeth nearly ALL THE GODDAMN TIME, copy this into your profile.

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A BEST friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days...

If you've ever forgotten your own name while introducing yourself copy and paste this into your profile

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you break out in random laughing fits for no apparent reason that last for minutes or even hours on end, copy this into your profile.If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever sung "I've Got a Jar of Di-irt, and Guess What's Inside it" (from Dead Man's Chest) while brushing your teeth, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have ever sung "99 Bottles of Rum on the Wall" all the way down, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are planing world domination (most of us are) then copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Twilight copy and paste this on to your profile

Random This or That

Blue or Red?

red cause its the color of evil and so am i

Purple or Green?

Green reminds me of nature (I'm not a tree hugger though)

Lake or Ocean?

Ocean because it Humoungus

Party or Ball?

A par-tay!! because cause its cool

Black or White?

Black ecause that is night and night is when i am up

Orange or Hot Pink?

Orange because it is one of the many colors I see during my favorite time of the day...Twilight. (Not a pun!)

Salad or Fries?

fries!! i loves the greesy foods
Italian or Chinese?

chinese

Casual or Dressy?

Casual! I hate dressing up! Unless I absolutely have too.

10, 20, or 30?

I like being a teenager, Thank you!

Late at night or Early in the morning?

Late at night because I can't sleep at night. I love writing and doing everything at night.

Lipstick or Eyeliner?

Eyeliner!

Gold or Silver?

Gold cause if you have gold your rick(un less your diggin for gold(lol)).

Dangley or Studs?

studs my friend got her ear part where it dangles sliced in half cause of dangleys

Clean Freak or Messy?

Messy! i cant keep a tiny box clean

Morning or Night?

Night! I love writing and reading at night.

School or Home?

HOME!! shcool is horrible.

Mansion or House?

Mansion! I can take time to get lost in it! It would be fun.

Safe Ballet Flats or Dangerous High Heels?

Ballet flats! I'm not wearing those--high heel--death traps!

A little Twilight survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?
Twilight because that was where it all started.

How long did it take you to read them?
Twilight: 2 days
New Moon: 2 weeks (I didn't touch it after I read that Edward left. It wasn't my favorite book.)
Eclipse: 1 days
Breaking Dawn: 8 hours(i counted!!)

Who introduced you to the books?
My friends kept talking about them and I asked my mom if i could buy the first 2 and my friend let me borrow the last two

Did you buy them, borrow them, or just read them?
first two i bought last two i borrowed-
Who is your favorite character(s)?
My favorite male character is Jasper and my favorite female character is Alice.

Who is your favorite vampire?
jasper cause hes hot!! and mysterous and can manipulate emotions and therse a supper long list of reasons

Who is your favorite werewolf?
Jacob.look at my name

Twilight or New Moon?

new moon
New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse! . I liked Eclipse because Alice made it funny...(spoiler)

when she was holding Bella hostage.

Eclipse or Twilight?

Twilight was my favorite book but I love the action in Eclipse. I'm going to have to say both!

Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?

Midnight Sun! Hands down! Breaking Dawn was okay but the way Stephenie Meyer ended it made it sound like there was

going to be a post-Breaking Dawn.

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?

Midnight Sun! The movie was bad compared to the book, but without the comparison, it was a good flick.

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Edward! They are made for each other. Jacob didn't stand a chance with her.

Who do you like more

Bella or Edward?

Edward...he's a vampire. (Need I say more?)

Bella or Jacob?

Probably Jacob since he was the only other mythical creature besides vampires.

Bella or Alice?

Alice because she can see the future and because she's hilarious.

"It sounded like were having Bella for lunch and we came up to see if you would share."--Alice, Twilight

"How offended are you of grand-theft auto?"--Alice, New Moon

Alice or Jacob?

jacob

Rosalie or Alice?

Rosalie because, she may be a bitch, but her attitude is what I like about her. And how she tells Jacob off in Breaking Dawn...hilarious!

Jasper or Alice?

JASPER!! I LOVE JAZZY

Jasper or Edward?

Jasper!

Emmett or Edward?

Emmett because he's a big teddy bear basically and he's hilarious in Eclipse and the other books too...

Carlisle or Esme?

Both. They are both great adult figures and I couldn't chose between them.

Emmett or Jasper?

Jasper DUH

Emmett or Jacob?

Probably both.

Bella or Rosalie?

Bella because she may be whiny but she at least takes Rosalie's constant glares.

Esme or Charlie?

Esme because she is a great mother figure.

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle because I love his history and he is a great father figure.

Charlie or Billy?

If I had to chose, I would chose Charlie, but I don't have a reason why.

Jacob or Sam?

Jacob since he's the true alpha and I don't like Sam that much anyway.

Sam or Quil?

Quil! He's awesome!

Quil or Embry?

Both! I can't chose.

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

I think James because he can actually leave a scratch (bite) on Bella whereas Victoria runs away but does come back for vengeance.

Werewolves or Vampires?

I love them both. I like vampires a little more though. Sorry. :(

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21.Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28.Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise

eNinety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

f you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile

if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read the Twilight series, and afterward wanted to do a large number of bad things to Jacob, and his stupid pack, put this on your profile.

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.(not only did he deser to he got hit by one and survived)

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

Just so all the boys know i am single and straight

My therpist says i shouldn't be so obessed

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

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l、 ~ヽ
じし f,)ノ

Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
'because you are my friend'.

Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth. (T.D:...WTF?!)

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4

If you fall for this please put it in your profile, I fell for it too (duh):

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling and thinking 'this is all rght! weird...'

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

99.99.9 of authors believe that Flamers are just a bunch of good for nothing pieces of crud that can't write crap of a good story so that take it out on everyone else. IF you are one of them, copy and paste this and put your name on it. Tenacious D, BuckSkywalker2012

And finally...

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This is Happy, the Demon Bunny. Follow his commads or he will make everyone you loved disappear. (we got cookies!

Hilarious things 2 do in Wal-Mart

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!!"

Difference between a friend and a best friend:

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn! That was fun!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're perverted and proud (lol), copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends don't really like Danny Phantom and make fun of you for it, but you don't care, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile.If you are going into Danny Phantom withdrawl, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

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A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you have Phantom Phever and you know you do, copy and paste this into your profile.

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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

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Punk doesn't mean you are part of a washed up band

Punk doesn't mean you are a guitar playing alcoholic

Punk doesn't mean you don't have high expectations for yourself

Punk doesn't mean you do drugs

Punk is fun

Punk is rockin' music

Punk is neat clothes

Punk is grand

Grand and colorfull

Colors that's speak without words

Punk is just a noun