I was bored and decided that I would make up lists of how to annoy warriors characters. Prepare for complete insanity! (WARNING: I am not responsible for any scratches/bites/deathwounds obtained as a result of attempting anything on these lists. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!)

First up: Firestar!

Nine ways to annoy Firestar

1. When he's in the middle of an important announcement at a Clan meeting or Gathering, loudly yell, "Ah, shadap!"

2. Accuse him of being a player

3. Tell him orange is "so last year" and offer to dye his fur black

4. Follow him around everywhere, even to make dirt.

5. When he confronts you about this, giggle in a really fangirly way (even if you're a guy) and ask for his autograph.

6. Look very offended when he doesn't know what an autograph is

7. Casually comment he and Graystripe would make a cute couple

8. Tell him Sandstorm has been cheating on him for Scourge (even though he's dead)

9. When he's with Sandstorm/Spottedleaf/maybe Cinderpelt, run up to him, crying, and yell "It's over you two-timer!" (feel free to watch as Sandstorm/Spottedleaf/ maybe Cinderpelt claws him to death)

Next up: Graystripe!