UPDATE: Hey guys!

So I haven't been on this website since... I really don't know. I'm a lot older, and a lot busier than I was when I wrote fanfiction. I also have much better grammar and punctuation skills. Anyways, hopefully I can follow up on some of my old stories. If not, then I may start writing new ones. I'll keep my old profile the same for nostalgia's sake. Thanks kids!

Life- mine is quite decent

fanfic-don't go on much, anymore, bt i still luv it!

Sesshomaru- FLUFFY! (still!)

Itachi and you- are currently fighting over who gets the last chip (a/n it shall be MINE!)

my friends- are insane little children

i am- INSANE! YAY!

Watashi o name e wa _ desu - I no longer know what to say to this

Ren maaka- Hug ya!

Lee- Luv Ya!

MY WORLD IS RANDOM AND I LOVE IT!

Favorite Manga/Anime

naruto, fullmetal alchemist, inuyasha, chibi vampire, and vampire knights. ( bleach is alright)

Favorite pairings

sasusaku, itasaku, nejiino, nejitenten, shikaino, shikatema, naruhina, leetenten,

pairings i hate

sorry yaoi/ yuri fans, i just dont like yaoi or yuri. itaino, itahina, nejisaku, leehina, nejihina,

I GOT A POLL! VOTE PEOPLE!

Hes Not wearing his smexy pants today!

Alicia R.

T-tell your boyfriend if he says hes got beef,
That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him.

Me, Alicia, and Katie, in the gym

-Just because i'm verysensitive, doesn't mean you have to be mean-

Michael, on runescape

SHOUTOUT!

I wanna shout out to all my fellow authors! I LUV U ALL! U ROK MY LIFE AND MAKE IT BEARABLE!

I also wanna shoutout to michael b, jake m, elizabeth b, and tory k. the ones who inspired me to write my heart out.

And the ones who comforted me when i realized i was shorter than michael. Who grew over the summer. ...sniffle... I miss being tall! (i'm 5ft 3.5 in)Oh well! I luv u guys! U r lifesavers.

Jake, ur a spaz!

Michael, you're too smart, bring your IQ down a bit why doncha! It makes the rest of us feel like HUGE idiots! and no you aren't sensitive, live w/ it!

Lizzi, u rok my life w/ ur awesome short stories! Tory, U and ur coffe fueled spaztastic moments make life worth living! Its either that or my pepperment mocha's @ starbucks. I LUV U COFFEE!

BLONDE.MINDBLOWER! U ARE AWESOOOOMMMEE!

My other internet Pro's Bio's and sites

Youtube- Sharingan920

Fictionpress- screenname = Sakimono (i'm soooo original arent i!)

Blog-

Website- (under construction)

More Crap!

I'f you've ever pushed a door that read 'pull' or vice versa, paste this in your pro

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, paste this in your pro

I'f you've ever choked on air or any other substance that you thought was impossible to choke on, put this in your pro

I'f you think those kids should just give the rabbit his freaking cereal, put this in your pro

If you believe preps travel in packs, put this in your pro

92 percent of american teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them that it was uncool to breathe. Put this in your pro if you're one of the 8 percent who would be laughing their heads off.

If you talk to yourself, put this in your pro!

If you ever tripped over your own two feet, put this in your pro.

If you think that you're annoying as hell and are proud of it, put this in your pro

If you hate assholes, put this in your pro

FUNNY STORY

A blonde woman boards an airplane. She is extremely exhausted and just wants to take a nap. She finally finds her seat and sits down next to a very curious young man.

He wants to test the whole dub blonde thing and possibly make some money out of it. "Hey, wanna play a game?" he asks her. "No thank you, i just want to take a nap." "Please, its really easy, all you have to do is answer the questions that i ask you. If you don't know the answer, then you give me five dollars, and if I don't know the answer to your question, then Ill give you five dollars."

"I really don't want to do this. I just want to take a nap."

"Oh but PLEASE pretty please. Okay, how about if I don't know the answer to your question, I'll give you five hundred dollars." The blonde woman became interested and decided to play the game.

"Okay. How many moons does jupiter have?" the young man asked. The woman reached into her purse and took out a five dollar bill. "What goes up the mountain with three legs and comes back down with four?".

The young man, determined not to lose, gets out his laptop and searches all over the internet for an answered. Flustered and confused, the young man hand the blonde five hundred dollars.

After a few hours, the young man was itching to know the answer to the question."What was the answer to the riddle?" the blonde woman reached into her purse and handed the young man a five dollar bill.

I Love that story. Showed it to my blonde friend, she laughed her ass off.

MY DREAM CAR!!

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A BLACK FERRARI!!

or

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A Black Mercedes Benz SLR McLaren!!

More random

Never put off untill tomorrow what you can avoid alltogether! - me, arent i lazy!

If at first you don't succeed, give up! don't be an idiot!- me again! I LUV LAZINESS!

That is one sexy pie, yo!- Tory- and thats why she's one of my best friends!

shut.up.you.moron- jack- NO!

I had a bad day today, i threw a ball at the ground and missed- i forget but i'll probably remember later!

I don't know what happened but i'm pretty sure it's your fault- me- talking to one of my friends, lol

All hail michael, The overly sensitive one!

2 quotes of the month

"we tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us"

George Weasly

"i hear voices in my head and they don't like you."

Edward Cullen

BTW!

Thankyou to all who reviewed, favorited, and alerted for The Sleepover! I love you guys!

This is the most successful story i've ever written! Thanks to all of you!

“My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.” - Ashleigh Brilliant

“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.” - Mae West

“The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time” - Friedrich Nietzsche

“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.” - Oscar Wilde

“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.” - Rodney Dangerfield

“The Jersey mentality is: I work, I drink, I stay up all night, I try to meet a girl, it's a waste of time.” - Gerard Way

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” - Drew Carey

"Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac." - George Carlin