I'm bored so I'm gonna rant in here.

Name: Yesica, Yess for short.

Age: old enough.

Location: living room, my rented house, Mx.

Occupation: I work at the Complementary Services Unit of a secondary school. It sounds fancy, doesn't it? It really isn't.

Interests: right now, Gaiaonline, my Japanese classes... and lazing around...

Odd Facts:

My native language is Spanish not English, I picked up English from TV. Yes from watching TV and listening to music. I've never taken a decent English class in my life. If you think TV brings no good, then you probably aren't using it right. How can I actually write in English is a mystery to me.

I hate crowded places

People standing on my right make me uneasy.

Lots of people think I'm an alcoholic. I barely ever drink.

My mother doesn't know I smoke.

Needles make my arms go numb.

I'm my cat's bitch.

I like watching people playing videogames more than playing them myself.

I have a crush on Edward Norton.

When I was a kid I used to drink coffee almost every night, and now coffee doesn't help me to stay awake.

I have a very vast collection of shoes, but I almost always wear the same pair.

The later I go to bed, the earlier I wake up.

I am very shy unless I'm able to curse.

I have the road rage.

Miscellaneous:

"Even with headphones on, the highly sensitive asshole detecting gland still functions." JTHM

Music: I listen to all sorts of things.

Favorite bands/musicians: Dir en Grey, Asian Kung-fu Generation, Zoé, Slipknot, Name Taken, A Perfect Circle, Utada Hikaru, System of a Down, Porter, Juan Son, The Proper, Kagerou, Linda Strawberry, The Bird and The Bee, Shiny Toy Guns, Static-X, Ling Kai, Le Baron, Adele, Cradle of Filth, Death Cab For Cutie, Chiodos, Gorillaz, Nobuo Uematsu, No Doubt, The Distillers, The Kooks, Etro Anime, L'arc-en-ciel, Deftones, Namie Amuro, Lady Gaga, Café Tacuba, Soda Stereo, Rammstein, Lhasa de Sela, Thursday, Nelly Furtado, Korn, Nirvana, Pink Floyd, etc.

Favorite Song: "Always Love" by Nada Surf.

TV: House MD, Fringe, Heroes, Supernatural, The Mentalist, Scrubs, Two and a Half Men, The Big Bang Theory, Project Runway, Nobuta wo Produce, Law and Order: SVU, etc.

Movies: The Hangover (Best movie EVER!), Jawbraker, Disney's Alice in Wonderland, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Howl's Moving Castle, The Nightmare Before Chirstmas, The Craft, American History X, Fight Club, Snatch, Underworld, 30 Days of Night, Sleepy Hollow, Edward Scissorhands, The Ring, Requiem for a Dream, Resident Evil, The Fifth Element, The Addams Family (1 & 2), Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2, Taladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Trainspotting, Interview with the Vampire, Happy Campers, Up, Ironman...

Anime: BLEACH, Naruto, One Piece, Soul Eater, Death Note, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, Zoku SZS, Welcome to the NHK, Nodame Cantabile, Ouran High School Host Club, Tenshi ni Narumon, Avatar: The last air bender (not anime, but like it anyways), Tsubasa Chronicles, FullMetal Alchemist, Hellsing, DBZ, Hunter x Hunter, Get Backers, Matantei Loki Ragnarok, Inuyasha, etc.

Manga: BLEACH, Naruto, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles, Pandect, XXXHolic, D.Gray-Man, Bukiyou na Silent, One Piece, Soul Eater, etc.

To be honest I like the Naruto manga more than I do the anime.

Favorite pairings:

Note: I favor Yaoi. Actually, I read mostly Yaoi and write only Yaoi. And I like the word Yaoi, it has a nice ring to it.

NARUTO

Favorites:

NejiGaa

(The most awesome thing in the world. Hands down)

SasuNaru

(IT'S CANON!)

ShikaTema

(If this doesn't go down in the series, I'm gonna be seriously pissed)

KankSakon

They're my 'must be' pairings, and usually it pisses me off when they are paired differently.

Ok:

SasoDei

KakaIru

ShinoKiba

KibaHina

ZabuHaku

I can't choose between Shino/Kiba and Kiba/Hina, but the others are pretty much how I think they should be

O well:

ShikaKiba

OroIta

ShinoHanabi

Ew:

Neji/anyone but Gaara

Gaara/anyone but Neji (counted exceptions of SasuGaa... I'm only human!!)

GaaNeji (there are some stories in which I like this pairing, but for the most part I'm intolerant)

NaruSasu

SasuSaku

KakaGai

Kakashi/any female

Sandcest

Hyuugacest

THAT SHIHO BITCH FUCKING PISSES ME OFF!! THE EFFING WHORE!! She's all up Shikamaru's grill and that grill belongs to Temari!

I don't like:

Uke Neji, I just don't see him as one.

Wimpy Neji. Neji is not a wimp, he just isn't. Wimpy Neji makes me mad.

Wimpy Gaara. I understand he has everything in his character to be wimpy, but he isn't.

Uke and wimpy Sasuke: I can't see Sasuke as an uke much less as a wimpy person...

Wow, me and my crusade against wimpy characters, uh?

Shiho. She's a bitch and I hate her.

BLEACH

IchiIshi

(Bestest pairing ever! What got me into Yaoi and fanfiction)

ByaRen

RenShuu / ShuuRen (though I am more of a ByaRen supporter)

ChadOrihime

I have a problem with:

KenpachixYachiru

ShuuheixYumichika

Ichigoxany female (or male for that matter) character

I don't like Hitsugaya paired with anyone...

XXXHOLIC

DoumekixWatanuki

CUTEST THING EVER D:

IT PAINS ME HOW I LOVE IT SO MUCH! D;

ONE PIECE

ZoroSanji

LuffyNami

I think it's cute...

DEATH NOTE

Light/L

I swear I thought they were gonna jump each other all the way through the anime. And I still think they should've.

OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB

KyouyaKaoru

TSUBASA RESERVOIR CHRONICLE

Kuro/Fye

Touya/Yukito

Syaoran/Sakura

I'm done now