The first thing he noticed about her was her smile. It curled up on one side, really brought out her eyes. It reminded him of his own manually enhanced smile, but her scars were prettier than his. Another reimagine of Mad Love, Mr. J did say he preferred multiple choice.

The inmates of Arkham Asylum take a trip down memory lane and recall their respective first days in the institution for the criminally insane. Aside from Joker, who seems to have always been there...

My Valentine's Day story this year (thank you AnaBanana27 for the suggestion!) Poison Ivy's latest plant growth serum has unexpected and hopefully humorous results when Harley injects herself with it in the hopes of surprising the Joker on Valentine's Day.

The transition from Harleen Quinzel to the Queen of Crime is a story of desire, surrender, and madness. A new take on the birth of Harley Quinn and The Joker. M for romance and violence reasons.

Yet another in this series :-) Young intern Dr. Harleen Quinzel is struggling with her career and her life, until the criminal Jack Napier arrives at Arkham Asylum for therapy, and helps her find her smile.

Harley Quinn just broke her psychopathic maybe-boyfriend out of the loony bin, and she's ready to start her real life romantic comedy. The Joker has other ideas, but Harley's more resilient than she looks and she might just turn out to be the greatest joke he's ever told- true love can move mountains, right? At the very least it will help you move a body. (Sequel to Jailbait)

(sequel to Are There Jokers in Solitaire?) Gotham is going to hell, but the Joker thinks he may have a solution. In order to bring chaos in line, Joker is going to make Harley face her past and see what little clowns fear the most. Rated M for all sorts of reasons :) Featuring Joker, Harley, and The Scarecrow

Maîtrise. A member-only cocktail bar full of secrets and mystery. When college graduate Anastasia Steele is desperate for work, she applies for a job at the newly opened bar. But what she discovers there will turn her world upside down. Expect explicit language and adult themes. (No Ana or Christian deaths. No Cheating.)

My (belated, sorry!) Valentine's Day story this year. After all three of their boyfriends forget to make plans on Valentine's Day, Catwoman, Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn determine to go someplace where they won't have to deal with men ever again - the women-only island of Themyscira. Will the men fight to get them back, and will they win against an army of Amazons?

A story of how the Joker meets Harley, through her becoming his Doctor and enduring sessions with him at Arkham. Harley experiences many hardships during her time as a psychiatrist and develops a unique relationship and trust with the Joker. Not a one- shot as the story progresses, Rated M for language violence and adult themes as they may be more prominent in the story.

Harley Quinn's jealous streak gets the better of her, and Joker is going to pay!

Poison Ivy wants to celebrate her birthday with a grown-up women only evening. She insists on Harley Quinn being there, which is problematic, since it means Harley has to leave her toddler children in the care of their father, the Joker. What could possibly go wrong? Thanks to Freelancer Mississippi for the suggestion of Emilia joining in on Girl's Night :-)

Fortunately for everyone who enjoys this series, I can't stop writing them :-) This time, Jack Napier is a clown at Haly's Circus, and a rival of the Flying Graysons. When the circus arrives in Gotham City, Jack meets Dr. Harleen Quinzel, and his destiny.

Due to lack of funds, a new initiative from the mayor's office turns Arkham Asylum into a tourist attraction, where people can pay to stare at the supercriminals in their cells. Needless to say, this doesn't end well.

Harley goes away for the weekend to attend her parents' thirtieth wedding anniversary party in Brooklyn, leaving the Joker behind in Gotham, on her parents' request. She asks Jonathan Crane to look in on Joker to make sure he doesn't follow her, and doesn't get up to any trouble. Unfortunately for both of them, that's not the Joker's MO.

Harley is heartbroken- she's been dumped (again), and this time her best-babe Ivy is determined to do something about it. Certain that her creep-detecting skills are superior, she takes it upon herself to find Harls a suitable suitor, whether she likes it or not. What could possibly go wrong? (switches back and forth between Joker and Harley POV's)

My Valentine's Day story this year. :-) After a fight on Valentine's Day, Harley remembers an event during her early days in the Joker's gang, where she's kidnapped by a rival criminal. Joker has to confront his feelings for her, and decide whether or not she's worth rescuing.

Yet another in this series for the many people who've requested it :-) This time, Jack Napier, a petty criminal and con man, meets successful and attractive Dr. Harleen Quinzel, and determines to make her smile again.

The Joker is up late at night watching Harley sleep. She wakes up and decides to get a little frisky.

The story of how Dr. Harleen Quinzel fell in love with The Joker and became Harley Quinn. However The Joker wasn't the only rogue to have a thing for the new doctor in town... JokerxHarleyQuinn with serious suitor competition!

When Harley Quinn discovers that she is pregnant, she realizes that she'll fight through everything to have her baby.

She's testing his patience. He'll test how long it takes her to break. (Severely dark fic. Rated M for a multitude of reasons.)

There's only one way that this ends. She's always known that. (Rated M for adult themes.)

Jonathan Crane insists that the Joker and Harley Quinn's romance is based on circumstance, rather than fate, and borrows Jervis Tetch's alternate reality simulator to try and change the circumstances of their meeting in his favor. Is Joker and Harley's mad love meant to be, or just an unhappy accident? Thanks to WordsThatKill for the suggestion :-)

Dr. Harleen Quinzel is stuck at a job she hates and in a relationship she loathes. Desperate for any excitement, she jumps at the chance to treat The Joker. Though she feels prepared for every game he plays, she falls quickly and hard for him.

After a disappointing heist, Joker and Harley spend the evening playing a drinking game about Batman...Will poor Harley ever be able to get the scent of Cotton Candy Vodka out of the carpet? More importantly- does Batman know a good late night Dry-cleaner? ;)

A dark look into the relationship of The Joker and his Harley Quinn...

While under the influence of some heavy painkillers in Arkham's medical wing, Harley reveals to Dr Leland a side of her relationship with the Joker that nobody knows...

Joker has disappeared, leaving Harley to rot in Arkham where she decides she will give rehabilitation one last go. Somewhere along the way she form a relationship with Bruce Wayne and with Harley back on track things couldn't be better, that is until Joker returns, wanting his girl back. Also on my AO3 acount Lubylu1989

Harley has had the last straw when the Joker gets distracted at the worst possible time and so she decides to get her kicks somewhere else. However, there is no Harley Quinn without the Joker and Harley decides to show him that, in an unorthodox way.

Harley loves it when her Puddin' lets her take control.

Joker finally offs the Bat. He's elated, ecstatic, giddy...until he realizes he just destroyed his only reason for living. We'll follow Joker through his cycle of grief over this sudden revelation. As both his lover and shrink we'll also delve into the thoughts and insight of Harley Quinn. M for language/violence.

Harley has the Joker insanely jealous, but not for the reason you'd think. Rated M for violence, language and mature themes. Disclaimer - I own nothing and write these purely for entertainment purposes. Please R & R!

Joker and Harley agree to conceive an heir but when Joker has fertility issues what lengths will Harley go to to keep him on the program to reverse it? Can Joker stand clean healthy living? Can he get through sex on demand? What would happen if the other rogues found out? Ultimately will this tear them apart or bring them closer together?

A unique Harley-centric origin story that delves into Harleen's mindset, past, family & career. It portrays how her relationship with the Joker developed over time as well as her eventual transformation into Harley Quinn. This is a more realistic look at the traditional Mad Love origin and includes many other characters from the DCU. M for lemons/violence. Please read and review.

(Nolan-verse with hints of Batman: Arkham Games.) Harleen Quinzel, a resident psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum is suddenly thrown into a world of chaos when a super criminal, named The Joker shows up - and wants her as his psychiatrist. Harleen watches as her sanity slowly fades away and is destroyed, resulting in the birth of the Joker's new flame... Harley Quinn.

When an odd circumstance happens, Joker is cursed with an unusual feeling for himself- love for his sidekick. Now feeling the depth of emotion that Harley feels for him, the Harlequin has to deal with the whacked out, psychotic, murderous clown whose heart beats only for her.

Dr Quinzel meet the Joker.

There is more to Harleen Quinzel than a love sick girl who fell for a psychotic clown...why did she really fall for the Joker? Was it manipulation, or was it a mutual understanding between the two to start their mad love? (i own nothing!)

Joker and Harley meet, lives will be forever changed, second part of I Happen to Like Jokes series. I strongly suggest you read part one before diving into part 2 of the series. I hope you enjoy!

Joker and Harleen Quinzel meet for the first time, what can ensue? Part 1

Harley leaves The Joker and is thrown into Arkham Asylum for the first time. Can she last without him...or will it be the other way around? Rated M for language and sexual situations. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Not a oneshot!

An Arkham security guard gets the opportunity of his life when he captures two infamous inmates on video and takes it to the internet. Only problem: the participants never signed a release form. OOPS. Crackfic!

Doctor Harleen Quinzel gets a visit from her darkest desire. Warnings for very strong themes.

The Joker and Harley Quinn: one evening, a thousand moods. Warnings for violence and sexual situations.

Harley gets the Joker ready for work after a night of violence.

Harley's in gear but Mistah J ain't playing. What's a gal to do? Our mischeivous minx takes matters into her own hands - and goes looking elswhere! JokerxHarley

Harley wasn't used to not being noticed. Just how DO you seduce a murderous, psychopathic clown, anyway? JokerxHarley. Warnings for adult themes, some language.

A sequel to "Harley Quinn: Soliloquy" told through The Joker's eyes. Harley? Rehabilitated? Not if Mistah J has anything to say about it. This ain't fluffy, kids. It's nasty, brutal, hilarious and darkly comic. JokerxHarley. Strong themes. Complete.

An indepth look at Harleen Quinzel's transition to Harley Quinn, and the development of her relationship with the Joker. Based on Mad Love. JokerxHarley