~_~ Hi...this is the 'muppetmadness' gang - Josie and Claudia.

Note: Claudia and Josie are currently going insane. Lucius Malfoy is not, by any stretch of the imagination, Lucious. The man's name is NOT Lucious Malfoy. MAKE IT 'CLICK' PEOPLE!

They also like the word "click"... yes..yes you do Claudia.

Note: Josie is going insane over a little issue of using the right word. "Exceptance" and "acceptance" are, amazingly enough, not the same thing. Look them up and use the right word.

Note: Josie has started not reading fics because of this. "You are" is shortened to "you're" not your! "There" is for places or "there are" statements, "their" is for something belonging to them and "they're" is short for "they are". You should have learnt this when you were 4/5! Why do you not know it yet?

Claudia: (Kermit) Inspiration for the pen name. Has either chesnut or auburn hair, we are debating this. We thought she should be called Belle but she refused, whilst hitting us on the head violently! Also, she has a new official hobby - ranting about everything in fanfic with Josie on msn in the early hours of the morning... and yes, that does include school nights... :-D

Josie: She's an obsessive boffin who can talk for hours on end about almost anything...most people ignore her if they hear the word book, Torchwood or anything Harry Potter related and she just keeps talking anyway.

MAIN STORY- HARRY POTTER

(This one is in the process of being rewritten. Because it started crap, and we do actually have a decent idea. Which will go up at some point. We do so solemnly swear. Really.)

Dragons, Dilemmas and Despair- When four witches and one wizard are missed from the wizarding list; an important event is erased from their memories and they end up in Hogwarts during Harry's sixth year. What lengths will they go to to get revenge, keep friendships and fall in love? Follow the story of five new students at Hogwarts and discover whose past contains a secret no one knew... until now.

HARRY POTTER FICS

Harry Unwanted: “James, I’m sorry ,I’m not ready for this baby. I’m giving Harry up.”

Harry's adoptive parents are the ones who die and Lily and James have to explain to Harry why they didnt want him. Steady drama about the feelings of those involved.

The Chronicles of Remus and Tonks - Short stories and scenes involving Lupin and Tonks, for every one who wants to know how they got together, how they broke up and lengths they will go to to get each other back. Complete.

Lily's Love - Heartfelt one shot about what would happen if Lily hadn't died but Harry had. She wakes to find her son dead in the wreckage of the house and how if affects her.

Don't Touch - This was stopped because part of the story has now been incorporated into our main story.

Because of You - This is a songfic and oneshot about why Lily can't trust anyone anymore. Complete.

Lily's Diary - This is Lily's diary during her 7th year at Hogwarts. She's Head Girl and seems perfect but she has a secret she never wants anyone to find out. In progress.

Unrequited Love - Draco Malfoy loves Ginny Weasley but he knows she can never love him in return. Complete.

I Do Love YouDraco doesn't think that he can ever be worthy of Ginny's love but does she agree? Complete. Can go with Unrequited Love or can be a stand alone piece.

Forever Young - It's about the lives of the Marauders. Please read and review because hardly anyone has. I'll give you chocolate.

OTHER FICS

Falling: --PETER PAN--I was falling, falling. The garden rail lay below, its spikes protruding from the cold earth. One Shot about the death of a normal teenage girl.

She was his Bones: --BONES--Special Agent Booth looks down into the eyes of his new baby daughter and remembers a woman who changed his life. Complete

A Chaotic Visit: --KELLEY ARMSTRONG-- Hope might have said that Karl could visit her but what happens when he does. This is a one shot set after the end of Chaotic. Complete.

A Mistake: --BONES-- Booth's heart gets broken by the woman he loves the most. Complete.

PLEASE REVIEW :D