Hello! As my name suggests, I have a seriously overactive imagination, and hopefully this website will help me drain some of the creative juices into something more concrete. I like silly and absurd comedies and fluffy, soppy (and on occasion, citrusy) romances. I have an unfortunate tendency to rant, and I have a psychosomatic reaction to writing. I literally am slightly nauseated by poor writing, so if your story makes me puke, beware! Remember, my vocabulary is quite sizeable, and I may casually throw around words you've never seen before. Don't be embarrased to read my fics with a dictionary in hand. (However, sometimes even that won't help. I make up words quite often, but then again, so did Shakespeare.) My imagination can be best desribed as something like a coffee maker, grinding outside influences into tiny bits, filtering those bits for the best parts of each, and producing a concoction that unites that data with my own unique ideas...or something like that. Oh, and for any inquisitive fanfic authors who wish to insert me into their writing: I'M A GUY.

Only recently have I resumed actual submissions, and, as such, much of my profile was no longer accurate. My apologies. That said, it offers a unique opportunity for renewal. I look forward to it, and I hope you all do as well.