Probably time I put something up here!

I am a 40ish someone from Bedfordshire UK who has been a FF addict for longer than I care to remember.

I am also a picky, sarcastic, opinionated slash fan and have specific wants and needs from FF. I.e. badly written, self insert stories I won't read, people who write: "I'll put the next one up if I get ... amount of reviews" I won't read (blackmail is illegal after all), people who write: 'I suck at summaries' on their summary I won't read either - if you're not confident about your summary, why would I be confident about the story?

I like slash, write slash, read slash, like slash, a lot! I also like gen. I don't particularly like het, depends on the characters and how well written the story is (see above for the opinionated and picky bit).

I write what I'd like to see on screen, and what I like to read and I just hope I can produce something someone would like to read!