If you're seeing this, you just walked straight into my trap. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

I'm Phillica Clayaway, aka Agent Phil, and I am about the biggest contradiction in the universe. If you've been searching for antimatter, you've found it, right here. First of all, anyone who saw me on the sidewalk on a random day would probably tell you that I was quite normal. I looked pretty normal (except that I was dressed nicely) and I did not behave in any way that would seem out of the ordinary. Sad, then, that my closest friends would tell you I am utterly insane. My interests and likes defy each other, and I find myself condemning all ill usage of grammar, while enjoying some of the most poetically licensed poetry of all time. I am an introvert, but most people will tell you that I don't seem particularly shy or quiet. And my collection of hobbies have very few things in common: writing, drawing, playing/composing music, spending time outdoors, studying people, studying wildlife, carving, and studying fashion and style. Quite the mix, and I feel I do not have time in my life to do them all to the extent I want, which is slightly depressing. Oh well. I might pick up a few new ones and discard the old.

Fandoms include: The League of Princes Series (mainly the first one), Lord of the Rings, Marvel Cinematic Universe, and currently the original story I just finished writing. But that's probably not going to last long. Lesser Fandoms include: Big Hero 6, The Chronicles of Narnia, and Star Wars.

You may find that my stories are as crazy as I am. You probably will. But you are now forced to read them by my amazing and epic profile. *Jedi hand wave* You will read and review my stories. Or else...

I told you you'd walked straight into my trap.

Have any of you heard of the fanfic writer Erestor? If not, you need to look her up and read her stories. If so, I'm sure you've noticed her skill in writing fanfiction and her absence from this website. But I have some news for you. On July first, 2015, me and everyone else I can get are all going to send Erestor at least two PMs each, BEFORE SIX O'CLOCK IN THE EVENING, begging her to return and write some more, or at least respond to us and tell us why she can't. At least two, so that either she'll be touched into replying or her spam box will be swamped. Either way, we'll have tried our hardest. At six o'clock in the evening, in whichever time zone we are in, we are all going to have a sob-fest for Erestor and bring the house down singing the Lament For Erestor, looking left, and crying. For the lyrics to Lament For Erestor, contact me. Once that date has passed, we'll wait a month, and if she still doesn't respond we'll plan to do the same thing, the same date, the next year, and all the years after until she responds. So you better watch out Erestor! If you are planning to do this, please repost it on your profile page and tell all your friends about it, because if this is going to work, we need as many people as we can get. Thanks all!

Date: May 23, 2016
I hereby pledge that as an official Internetional Kingdom Ambassador I will do my utmost best, with the grace and help of God, to reach out in love to those who are hurting and to share the gospel with anyone who will hear. I pledge that through Christ, I will extend love and kindness to all people, particularly those I meet online, and be a bold witness and testimony of what the Lord has done through His Son. For the glory of God I will declare His truth. I will be a shining light on one of the darkest places in the world: The internet.
- Phillica Clayaway /forum/Internetional-Kingdom-Ambassadors/182706/

Thanks to everybody in my life for being there. :) And thanks to everybody who is not yet in my life but will be soon, for the excitement of anticipation! Thanks to all past, present and future reviewers for reviewing. Thanks to God for being so awesome--and for everything else!

Quick note: I am a Christian, and love God with all my heart, soul, mind and strength. If you are curious what this means, contact me in a review or PM. If you too love God like that, I would love to hear from you.

Quick note #2: I love to write. I spend half my time on the computer, reading/writing fanfiction. But I write serious stuff too, and one of the goals of my life is to get just one book published. So to help me work on this, please PM me after reading my stories, and tell me what I can do to improve my writing. Thanks!

Quick note #3: I am an unsocialized homeschooler. If I seem weird to you, that's why.