The first known time Crowley and Aziraphale have sex, it's beyond awkward for many, many reasons.

If she was going to say anything else about the potion it was drowned out by the door hitting the mouldy wall, followed by a long sniff. "Ugh, the potion smells like Potter." Drarry.

A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.

(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL

In which claustrophobia and being stuck in a closet don't mix, Lance is having a panic attack, and Keith's a hopeless doctor. /klance fluff/

Anne doesn't leave Gilbert when he needs her the most (Anne with an 'E')

1x06 — canon divergence. Anne doesn't leave Gilbert Blythe at his father's funeral. Gilbert, on the other hand, lets her stay.

This is just gonna be a bunch of conversations between characters from different books. Please give me requests!

Harry sits in a Coffee Shop, Draco Malfoy walks in.

Three couples. Three defining moments. Because every relationship has a turning point. (Lily and James; Fleur and Bill; Hannah and Neville)

In which all it takes for James and Lily to realize is a Potions class.:: For Lexi

Or 'Two Times Gwaine Inadvertently Saved the Whole Kingdom and One Time he Didn't Quite Manage It'. Gwaine had done plenty of things without realising (generally thanks to some tavern or other), but saving all of Camelot was probably at the top of the list.

"It couldn't have been plainer had he had a huge blinking sign placed over his head that read 'Merlin has magic' " Featuring creepy old men in taverns, suspicious magical artifacts and dollop head princes. Humour fic.

Wherein Sirius keeps ordering weird things off of Ebay in James's name, and Lily is the delivery woman who brings them to his door.

Lance suddenly feels like he has a sunburn—his cheeks and the back of his neck are all prickly, and his heart is beating a little faster, but that's only adrenaline or, like, maybe the early signs of heat stroke? / At Veradera Beach, the team plays beach volleyball, and Lance might be falling a little bit in love. Keith&Lance, oneshot.

or: four times Keith completely ignored Lance, and one time he didn't. / Keith&Lance, oneshot.

Because when it came to Jamie Potter, Liam Evans had to use every bit of self-control that he had in his body to not give in. And even that sometimes wasn't enough. GENDERSWAP!AU

Fiona smiles and leans over the kitchen counter. "You're both nerds for each other. Pitch and Snow. Even your names juxtapose. I dunno, guys. You're like star-crossed lovers." (T for slight language, nothing worse than in the canon.)

Will shouldn't have been so surprised when Nico emerged from the Iris Cabin, but he supposed he shouldn't have expected much less.

Nico needs help, Will is okay with providing it. Solangelo one-shot.

It was simple, really, all Merlin needed to do was catch Arthur under the mistletoe. That was all. It wasn't some extraordinary task, wouldn't require superhuman abilities or elaborate planning, it was the simplest thing in the world. All he needed to do was corner Arthur, and steal a kiss. He could definitely do that.

Harry and James are playing, but Lily knows something is amiss. It might have to do with that stench.

Everyone said Harry was different, but what if the differences were more than just surviving the killing curse? What if Harry had Autism? How would the wizarding world react and adapt to The Boy Who Lived?

"You know, I always knew the start of spring made people do strange things, but you saying thank you?" Merlin clucked his tongue, eyes shining with laughter as he did. "That might be something beyond Spring Fever; we should get you to see Gaius before dinner, just to be on the safe side."

How do you get back to where you belong when you've gone too far?

James Potter and Lily Evans, left to their own devices, have spent the better part of a semester comfortably ignoring their feelings. An afternoon with Sirius Black will change all of that.

After the fiasco at the lake, Lily writes her future self a letter containing very pointed advice about one James Potter. When said James Potter, husband and father-to-be, finds the letter years later, he panics. But only a bit. [L/J Oneshot]

A year into their relationship, Asami builds up some nerve.

Hired by the LEP as a consultant, Artemis finds himself at the centre of a growing crisis. He was right: human children ARE getting smarter. Webisode 3.02.5: Homecoming is bittersweet, especially at three in the morning. But, like most things, it's easier with friends.

"Where is he?" Sirius said by way of greeting, pushing past James and making a beeline for Lily. "The favourite uncle has arrived!"

When eleven year-old James Potter was first asked this question, his honest-to-goodness response was: "Marry Lily Evans." DRABBLE. Slightly inspired by Nickelback's "If Today Was Your Last Day".

The story takes place about a year and a half after the end of Rainbow Rowell's "Carry On". Simon, Baz and Penny are back for another adventure.

Lily has been nervous about a lot of things. Running into James on her patrol doesn't help much. Classic Jily fluff.

"Okay, hold on Draco. Don't let go. I did once and I nearly died." "Died!" Draco shouted, as Harry pushed the sled off on to the hill letting out a delighted shout, barely heard over Draco's garish scream. "Lean left!"

Almost three years after the war, Harry feels the world may never stop suffering. After Andromeda's tragic death Harry finds himself as Teddy's legal guardian, although he soon finds out it's not a role he's expected to undertake alone… Pairings: Harry/Draco.

HPDM slash. Most problems Harry tries to solve after the war are not simple. But the Malfoys, unexpectedly, are. Even when Harry finds himself falling in love with their son. COMPLETE.

Harry loves dogs. Draco doesn't. But it's Christmas, and Draco knows it would be the perfect gift. How hard can a dog be to look after, anyway?

As they passed a dark alleyway there was a loud crashing sound and both boys froze. "Cat?" Simon asked hopefully. Baz breathed in deeply through his nose. "Nope. Definitely not a cat." "Then what is it?" "I… don't know," Baz whispered and narrowed his eyes into the alley. "But it's not Normal."

The first time James Potter saw her was in the summer holidays, just outside the library, one arm holding a pile of books as she stood one of pedal of the bike, gliding smoothly down the road. He had been staring at the ground and it was her colourful cursing that made him look up in surprise. Jily/Lames. Non-Wizard AU

Returning for his final year in Hogwarts, Harry never expected to find Draco Malfoy so different from than he was before. What's caused this drastic change in the blonde? AU Warning: Slash MalexMale. Mpreg Don't like? Move along then. Rated M for Strong Language and Mature Themes

Four times Simon woke Baz up, and one time he didn't. Selected from prompt memes on tumblr.

Harry has a New Year's Resolution he is determined to stick to - but Draco's not making it easy. Holiday oneshot

I have this theory that Luna's odd ramblings and behaviour hides a genius, and who better to discover her than a stubborn Potions Master? (No Romance)

Drarry one-shot with the prompt "Last surprise kiss before I go off and do something dangerous"

What happens when Simon Snow slips Baz Grim-Pitch a truth potion? Well, Simon Snow is about to Simon Know! (SnowBaz OF COURSE)

First fic, a bit rubbish but oh well! Harry just wanted a normal year yet Malfoy was intent on not letting that happen. Set in 8th year, rated T for language.

Baz should have figured that this is how his parents would officially find out he was dating Simon Snow. Even without magic, Simon still manages to go off on his life like an H-bomb. And Mordelia really needs to learn to knock. SnowBaz

Draco Malfoy is forced into hiding with the Golden Trio and dragged into their search for horcruxes. What ensues is a journey of redemption, unexpected friendships and an unwanted, turbulent romance with Harry Potter. Mature content.

Simon Snow thinks it's high time he got rid of that cross. He doesn't need it anymore. Right Baz? SnowBaz

What would happen if Draco got his wish with one slightly drunk Harry?

After a freak accident, which was totally Potter's fault, Draco has to live as Potter for three days. It isn't a party for Harry, either.

Simon and Baz are both awake, unable to sleep because of nightmares. Baz is usually able to keep his distance from Snow-but tonight, he can't help himself.

Baz overhears Simon describing his ideal match to Penny.

One test makes Draco realise what he has been missing in his life. Who would have thought that one simple test could turn his world upside down? Established slash; mentioned MPreg; angst; Draco's pov

For a St Mungo's charity event, Harry is accepting donations in exchange for personal autographs and photographs. There is no reason why Malfoy would want either of these, right? Then why is he the last person left standing in front of Harry's booth at the end of the day? Harry/Draco [AO3 tags: Charity Event, Kissing Photographs, Romance]

"For the last time, Malfoy, I have absolutely no hidden agenda giving you your wand back." Harry brings Draco his wand back after the war and the rest is history. Hogwarts, fluff, humour.

Harry isn't the same as he was before the war. He's going through the motions of existing and keeping those around him happy. But in reality, he's lost, and so is someone else... If he can save him, then surely, he can save himself? Pairings: Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, George/Angelina.. Rubbish blurb, but this story could really end up going anywhere!

"And, oh, what a sight you are. Blazing eyes, shaking fists, one of which is holding your wand (the wooden one), clenched jaws…yeah, I am really glad these robes are quite thick." First Harry/Draco fic. 1st person narrative, we get to witness what goes through Draco's mind as he struggles to cope with certain feelings refusing to be buried under the surface.

Baz can't sleep so he asks Simon to tell him something that he doesn't already know about him. Simon obliges and the rest is up to you to find out. **short and sweet/one-shot/takes place after the epilogue**

HPDM slash. Harry saves Draco's life. That should be the end of it. Except it isn't, because Draco keeps coming up with crazy things—and Harry goes along with it because he can't wait to see what Draco's going to come up with next. Updated every Thursday. COMPLETE.

Detective AU with genius inventor Harry and fed-up-with-his-lackeys police detective Draco Malfoy. Alternatively titled 'The Magical Inconvenience of Sneakoscopes' (because bloody hell, everyone lies these days). Somewhat magical, somewhat steampunk, very Drarry. Written for the 2nd Blindfolded Competition's Final Round.

"McGonagall is insane if she thinks I'm going to room with him!" HPDM. Dialogue fic.

This version of this story has been abandoned. I will be leaving this story up however for the original followers. The re-write of this story has already been started and posted under the same name; When Accidents Happen:Rewritten. Sorry for anyone I've let down by not continuing but please feel free to head over to the rewrite.

Set Fourth Year: Draco and Harry have a little time to themselves. *Short Fluff* *Established Relationship*

He had based half of his life of Draco Malfoy being evil, malicious and crude. He had spent so much time thinking of ways to get him back, to taunt him and be taunted in return. And he had wanted so desperately for life to go back to being the way it had been before. And Draco had been a part of that, whether he liked it or not.

Seamus wakes up early only to notice something strange on Harry's lower back. Does Harry have a tattoo? If so, what is it? Drarry, also some Seamus/Dean and R/Hr. 8th year fic.

Draco has a hard time studying given Harry is sitting right there, looking all sexy.

James Potter becomes mystified by a strange habit of Lily Evans's.

Draco swore he had only looked away from Harry for a second. But now, he was stranded in the midst of a crowd in Diagon Alley, all of them rushing around, trying to locate the best robe shop, eleven year olds waving wands and brooms, paying no heed to other around them. Drarry.

We all know the story behind Eugene taking the name "Flynn Rider." Now armed with an entire royal library, curious Rapunzel breaks down the meaning behind his real name. Love it or hate it, you won't believe what it means! Fluff. One-shot.

And still they didn't talk about it. Because, surely, if they didn't talk about it, it meant it wasn't real, right?

Sectumsempra- Harry tries to use the spell on Draco, but it's inexplicably blocked. Draco has something new up his sleeve that changes everything. Both boys end up in the infirmary, and when Harry wakes up, he's just not himself. Sixth and Seventh Year retold with a twist. Slash, Drarry, Harpy, Harry with others. sex and language warnings

Malfoy, who has liked Harry for quite some time, finally gets the opportunity to kiss him; Harry gets to see two sides to the same person, but can't decide which one to believe in.

Set in HBP. Involves two boys, a bathroom and kissing. Drarry oneshot.

Snape decided to go on a trip through the portraits. After all, the monks on fifth had the best booze. And they were semi willing to share. It was supposed to be an easy trip. If only it had been. He wasn't sure which encounter that night was the worst. The blundering knight that stabbed him. Or the brainless brat he caught making out with his godson.

Draco/Harry. Everything in the loft looks no different from the last time Harry came over. The only thing missing is the owner of the loft.

Or: How Draco broke every single rule in the unwritten Malfoy Rule Book, with a little help from Harry Potter.

When Harry starts having dreams about a certain blonde haired Slytherin, he suddenly can't stay away from him. And what happens when that Slytherin starts falling for Harry as well?

Harry teaches Draco how to produce a Patronus, and somewhere along the line Draco falls in love.

Draco has a very good reason why he wouldn't save Harry in a zombie apocalypse. Harry/Draco [AO3 tags: Awkward Conversations, Zombie Apocalypse, What-If]

Draco, sick of Harry making him blush all the time, decides it's Harry's turn. H/D Complete.

"HARRY POTTER IS DEAD!" The words echoing around the grounds left Draco with the thundering realization. Two and a half minutes ago, he had been fearfully silent, and happily ignorant. Now, minutes later, he was loud, and desperately, horrifyingly in love. Paring: Harry/Draco. /Slash/ One shot! *First attempt at Angst*

Draco beats Harry to the Snitch. Elated, he forgets where he is and kisses Harry on the Quidditch pitch.

Harry and Draco come out to the whole school that they are together and one person doesn't react how they expected…

How Ron inadvertently got Harry and Malfoy together. HP/DM COMPLETE.

Asami receives word Korra is back, and takes note of how three years changed her.

"Are you sure about that? Do you really not have anything to say to me?" "I -er- no." He stammered. He was panicking, avoiding my eyes and blushing. Of course I couldn't count on a Slytherin to be brave... ### Harry receives some love letters, and knows they are from Malfoy. How are their feelings going to evolve? HPDM. Harry's POV.

HPDM slash, established relationship. Short sequel to Bloody But Unbowed. When Harry and Draco are arguing, Narcissa is the one who can best understand- and help. COMPLETE.

Draco is wondering the halls of Hogwarts feeling rather alone. Perhaps it's this loneliness that triggers such an out of character reaction to Harry Potter crying in the corridor?

Teddy is spending Christmas Eve with Draco when disaster strikes and he insists that no one can help but his godfather, Harry Potter. Draco has no other choice.

Will Solace didn't mean to get a crush on the most exasperating demigod he'd ever met. But once he started watching Nico di Angelo he couldn't turn away. The lines between intentions and feelings got blurred. But how do you tell if the guy you like feels the same way when he's never around? Nico x Will, Solangelo

Draco always came into second place to Harry Potter, until the night Draco finally came in first place. Not slash.

When Lily hasn't left her room in days, James finds his way up to the girls' dormitory to make sure everything's okay.

Will can't control himself when Nico's around.

It was going to be a normal year for once, but then Luna had to un-normal everything. Harry/Draco pre-slash. AU year at Hogwarts. Complete.

Draco listens to Harry's iPod one morning and has a few choice words about a particular Muggle song he hears. Harry/Draco [AO3 tags: humor, muggle technology, song reference, weird fluff, established relationship]

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, punished to send a letter to each other once a week. The inevitable is quite inevitable. HPDM slash. Eighth-year AU. Written for round 8 of season 2 of the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition.

Chaos: when the present determines the future, but the approximate present does not approximately determine the future. One gene varies, one neuron fires, one butterfly flaps its wings, and Draco Malfoy's life is completely different. Draco has always found a certain comfort in chaos. Perhaps he shouldn't. Featuring Genius!Draco.

Draco/Harry. Harry and Draco never agree on a time, but whenever Harry steps into the disused classroom on the fifth floor at sundown, he would find Draco perch on the window sill, reading a book or staring at the sky.

Not all of Draco's birthdays were good. Even though there might be light at the end of the tunnel, after all.

It's 2004. Harry, 24, has left the Auror program to become a Professor at Hogwarts. He enjoys the quiet life he has there until a new Potions professor is hired. Harry quickly become completely smitten, though too insecure to reveal his true feelings. Especially when the object of his desire seems to have interest elsewhere. Drarry, fluff and future lemons. Complete

AU-ish. Harry rebels against two particular traits expected of a Slytherin, that of unwavering House loyalty and self-serving ambition. As he experiences life as a student of Hogwarts, he learns that, while some of his housemates are not who they merely appear to be, others are precisely the sort of person they present. The chess board is set... How will Harry play the game?

Someone is posting some pretty stereotypical stuff around Hogwarts! Gryffindor: "I'm in Gryffindor, you're in Gryffindor- let's hug!" Slytherin: "We're future Death Eaters. Deal with it." Hufflepuff: "You may be smarter, cooler, and better, but we still think you suck." Ravenclaw: "I can kill you with my brain." What is going on! *Slight hints of Draco/Harry*

It isn't that Draco dislikes Christmas. He loves it, he swears. But sometimes, Potter makes it very, very hard for him to believe that. Drarry.

HP/DM. Summary: Harry isn't participating in the office Secret Santa, then why is he getting presents? / FLUFF / CHRISTMAS FIC / SLIGHT OOC

Once called 'Trapped under the Mistletoe', now rewritten! It's winter, fifth year students are finishing their exams, and Ron wants to bring some Christmas spirit to Hogwarts! With the help of Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, the school is full of traps, spells and mistletoes. Turning round a corner, Harry Potter runs into someone... Will Harry find the love of his life?. HPDM. Enjoy!

Harry is questioned by a curious Draco. Written for the 25 Days of Draco and Harry challenge, as well as the Christmas Challenge 2013. Continuation of The Photograph. HPDM slash, EWE, Post, and Fluff.

What if Harry wasn't as fast with his wand in the bathroom. Will he and Malfoy move past their history and save Draco's family? Eventual slash : "If I'd realized sooner, maybe I wouldn't be trapped like this."

Draco is quite certain that he's heard something strange outside. Harry just really wishes he hadn't offered to share a tent with the Slytherin prat in the first place. Hogwarts AU. This is my version of H/D sharing-a-tiny-tent cliche. (I'm cool).

Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP

A short drarry one-shot; Harry and Draco get stuck in the guest entrance of the Ministry of Magic. In that tight space, tempers may boil, but Draco makes a genuine attempt at crossing the bridge to friendship.

A fluffy one-shot between Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter

Excerpt: "I know you and Sherlock like the weird cases. Artemis Fowl is a weird case." When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever is left, no matter how improbable, must be true. Whatever was going on with Artemis Fowl was impossible. No slash.

Eleven years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry is approached one evening at the Three Broomsticks by Draco Malfoy, who claims that thanks to the publication of Harry's official biography, everybody in the wizarding world has come up with a very interesting theory about the two of them.

There's only one thing Draco Malfoy needs to give Harry Potter the perfect birthday gift-snow. Complete

Draco Malfoy writes letters from Hogwarts to Harry during the war.

Draco does not approve of Harry's new hobby. HPDM. Foundations!verse. Fluffy as.

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

As if NEWTS weren't enough, Dumbledore's gone and had another one of his bright ideas. If all ends well, the Houses will be getting along in no time. Or according to Harry's correspondent, hailing the Apocalypse. OotP/HBP/DH disregaded.

Draco has a headache, and his day at school does nothing to help it. Things change on his way back from the library, however. Warning: SLASH.

"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'

Why Artemis was so keen on GETTING RID OF those psychologists. Butler really should have known better.

Draco is just trying to sleep, but Harry has an important question to ask.

The heat is a Slytherin's enemy. Doom, doom, doom. 7th-year AU fluffy!verse. Slightly cracky pre-slash. Oneshot.

YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.

Au DH. Harry is captured after setting off on his own to find the remaining Horcruxes, and is kept alive for Voldemort's own nefarious games. Draco Malfoy is assigned to look after him, and does so to protect his own self interest. Or does he?

Spell engineering has never been so complicated than when an afternoon of trying and trialing leaves James and Lily in an interesting position. LJ-oneshot.

Every morning was the same routine, that is until Draco broke it. Drarry

COMPLETE: What if Harry and Draco were really friends behind all the insults and fights with each other? When would it have started and where would it end? Major spoilers for books 3,4,5,6. DMHP, FGL, BZSF, OWOC, HPCD

Harry and Draco are forced to spend a depressing, rainy night together. Mildly slashy. Cute slash.

Implied Draco/Harry. It's Christmas Eve, and Draco is alone, musing about life and family and Christmas and the weather, but most of all, he is musing about Harry.

“Why would you say that?” He asked, hopping on top of the tabletop, gazing at the two boys in question Draco rolled his eyes. “Cause I’m not a completely oblivious dunderhead?” [Complete. HPDM, SFDT]

[HarryDraco] On a mission for S.P.E.W., Hermione accidentally gives Harry a healthy dose of emotion enhancer potion. How will Hogwarts handle a hyper Harry? More to the point, how will Draco Malfoy handle a hyper Harry?

Following an accident in his seventh year, Draco loses his eyesight. After Harry elbows his way into Draco's dark world, both boys find themselves in a strange new friendship, and they each learn new ways to see each other … and themselves. [Complete]