Hey you! Yes, you!

I see you have stumbled across my profile page. How fortuitous of you. Though it was by no accident I'm sure.

Nevertheless, I believe introductions are in order.

My name is Moe U. Stache, M.D, esq, though some peers simply refer to me colloquially as Doctor Stache.

You may be one of these peers.

Now, as common courtesy, I believe it is your turn to introduce yourself.

Go on. Do it. I'll wait.

Ah, yes, I believe we've met once before. At the Accreditation Commission for Education in Nursing convention, no?

No? Oh. Nevermind then.

Back to myself, I'll admit, I am relatively new to this site on the web. Despite this, I must admit that I have already devoured much of the content located here.

In the figurative sense of course. One cannot ingest things over the interweb, as they are intangible, which I have learned time and time again over my studies.

I'll leave it to the cretins of Elon Musk to rectify that one day.

Throughout most my readings however, I have found that many perform a real crackerjack job at writing. Truly brilliant work all around. Bravo.

However, constructive criticism is paramount to every aspiring novelist wishing to develop their skills.

If I leave you a critique young ward, know it is because I love you, and that it is because I wish you to see you reach your full potential.

Yet, everyone constantly improves over time, whether it be amending one's run-on sentences or adding to a succinct yet ineffectual description, so fret not!

And so I find it fair that if you have any critiques or advice for mine own novels, have at you!

Seriously. Any suggestions or reviews for mine own writing are encouraged greatly. I welcome them with open arms.

Send me one of those Private Messages to communicate whether you think there's too many monologues happening or a character has been poorly portrayed or written.

This is the foundation that which good novelists build upon. I would not be, as they say, 'salty' at your suggestions.

Tips would better not only your enjoyment of the story but mine own as well!

...I might shed manly tears upon my overcoat however if you're words are truly loathsome and malicious.

...I'm sorry? What did you just call me?

But...my mother isn't...HEY! I don't quote 'suck balls'.

You suck balls!

No! That's not true! Stop it! Stop it you monster!

Why...why would you say that? How can you be so cruel?! Sniff... *youtube.com/watch?v=ee925OTFBCA&feature=&t=20*

Ahem. In any case, I'm glad to say that I am joining this wondrous community, and that I look forward to see you all spin your yarns out there too!

Regards,

Dr Stache

If I had to list my favorite fictional series currently occurring, they would have to be:

- A Game of Thrones ( Or a Song of Ice and Fire if you are feeling elitist)

- Star Wars (Especially Old Republic Era)

- Mass Effect (But of course)

I must admit, I have enough knowledge of these subjects that I could probably write stories on them...OH WAIT.

Artwork:

ME: A Hero Made Cover Art made by JT (TheJTizzle on DeviantArt)

ME: A Hero's Anthology Cover Art made by Marthin Agusta (threedsquid on ArtStation)

Links to Loosely Affiliated ME things:

I find myself to be a very visual person, and I also find that I do not do the scenes and settings that I have in my head justice, so here are a few relevant (and hilarious [your mileage may vary]) images that can help pick up my slack on the tales of Mass Effective, with a variety of other cool links to ME things as well! In mine own opinion. Opinions may vary.

Mass Effective: A Hero Made [Book 1]

Someone finds themselves cast into the world of Mass Effect. Wild escapades and goofy shenanigans ensue.

Husks are scary (Ch 3)

i.ytimg. com/vi/PLHVIz72lBI/maxresdefault.jpg (Terrifying even.)

A Surprised Turian (Ch 10)

31.media.tumblr. com/tumblr_m1qheqqvuf1qd33gj.jpg (Who knew their expressions were so HUMAN)

Therum Battle (Ch 11)

youtu. be/bS0ZdHtqvUE?t=1925 (To give a clearer image of the battle's setting. (32:05))

Shield's HKSW Armor (Ch 14)

i.imgur. com/hgUf0H0.png (Damn that's some sexy armor)

Shepard's Spectre Armor (Ch 16)

staticdelivery.nexusmods. com/mods/264/images/thumbnails/214/214-1550277583-1609188073.png (Used to be a red one, but it was lost to the internet :( )

Emergency Induction Port (Ch 16)

i.redd. it/3r25nk7wx6tz. jpg(*rubes in your direction*)

The Kaidan (Ch 17)

mcomommy.deviantart. com/art/Kaidan-Can-t-Dance-358297639 (If anyone teaches you how to move, let it be Kaidan)

The Techno Turian (Ch 17)

youtube.com/watch?v=jWYUiVfZo9k (Nuff Said.)

Asari Mind Control (Ch 17)

asset.soup. io/asset/2309/7646_5e2f_500.jpeg (It all makes sense now)

Night on the Town (Ch 17)

38.media.tumblr. com/4613b619ecc4dfe1f79eab80696d8c5b/tumblr_mp9r278WRL1rfcakbo1_500.gif (Garrus making his way downtown)

Outer Banks of the Mindoir Colony (Ch 19)

Google 'Eden Prime Mass Effect 3' (since I can't get the link for it). The first image will be an aerial view of the colony.

What I envisioned: Outskirts of Mindoir's capital where Shepard lived. Imagine less Prothean obelisks and canyons. (And pretend the link doesn't say Eden Prime)

ENEMIES EVERYWHERE (Ch 21)

youtube. com/watch?v=FOwSHXK0444 (ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!)

Cerberus Commando Armor (Ch 21)

lvlt.bioware.cdn.ea. com/bioware/u/f/eagames/bioware/masseffect2/resources/assets/universe/armor/screenshots/cerberus-01-p.jpg (The Headcanon)

Noveria Battle (Ch 28)

youtu. be/CkMLxfaOwYQ?t=2272 (To give a clearer image of the battle's setting. (37:52))

Da Real Life Thresher Maw (Ch 29)

tripadvisor. /LocationPhotoDirectLink-g3203856-i106080675-Bangka_Island_North_Sulawesi_Sulawesi.html (Haunting)

Benezia w/o Headdress (Ch 32)

melllin.deviantart. com/art/Matriarch-Benezia-for-XNALara-390226577 (Just something I thought was interesting to see)

Zael Character Concept (Ch 34)

crimson-nemesis.deviantart. com/art/commissionEmpireAnt-363293480 (Haven't really gone into detail on his looks because I'm lazy)

Agent Gellix Character Concept (Ch 39)

elle-h.deviantart. com/art/Turian-Biotic-302801271 (Man, he even glows like a dick)

The Lines Between Parody and Paraphrasing Are Getting Blurry (Ch 40)

nerdragecomic. com/index.php?date=2012-03-09 (Haw haw, lol, lmao, so phunny!1!!)

Finale Showdown Trailer (Ch 44)

youtube. com/watch?v=V9r6vN2OSBE (Watch and prepare to GET HYPE)

Nona B'Sayle Character Concept (Ch 46)

elyhumanoid.deviantart. com/art/Asari-concept-art-model-464326234 (Just picture her with Tela Vasir's Spectre attire)

Tower Battle (Ch 46)

youtu. be/oTyWDUqWeMQ?t=26 (To give a clearer image of the battle's setting and from where the Geth first enter the room (0:26))

The Arterius' Brothers (Ch 47)

s292.photobucket. com/user/noodlespirit/media/sarenandbrother.jpg.html (In case you've never heard of Desolas)

How it almost ended (Ch 48)

deviantart. com/art/Mass-Effect-How-Commander-Shepard-defeated-Saren-511032252 (Maybe next time...)

Saren Tribute (Ch 48)

youtube. com/watch?v=FW4MROhFytU (Not a bad tribute. Proper send off for our Rogue Turian Spectre~)

Hero of the Citadel (Ch 49)

elyhumanoid.deviantart. com/art/Anderson-and-Shepard-452285206 (First Day)

MFW I Finish A Hero Made (Ch 50)

media.tumblr. com/tumblr_m7wjh4PlOY1qisnxc.gif (Relatable, am I right, my fellow readers???)

In Summary...

youtube.com/watch?v=1RS2b9n6M24

Trailer for Mass Effective: A Hero Lost

youtube.com/watch?v=uvWvVsUrfvY (You Know My Name)

Mass Effective: A Hero Lost [Book 2]

Marauder Shield continues his life in the wake of 2183 CE. Crazy adventures and outrageous schemes ensue.

Standard Armor of a Systems Alliance Marine (Ch 1)

i49.tinypic. com/2di26aa.png (The Head-Canon Begins!)

A Night in the Afterlife (Ch 4)

thumbs.gfycat. com/BrokenUnnaturalHerculesbeetle-small.gif (Wonder what the radio's playing...)

Shield's Nemesis Returns (Ch 5)

elle-h.deviantart. com/art/Turians-310225538 (If you want to see his concept art. Again.)

Oh Mister Tazzik (Ch 6)

kiki-yuyu.deviantart. com/art/Ooh-Mister-Tazzik-294294456 (Tazzik plz)

Everyone's Favorite Drell (Ch 6)

maqeurious.deviantart. com/art/Aww-Feron-306281177 (Oh did I say favorite? I meant third.)

Vega Outrage (Ch 9)

s210.photobucket. com/user/harrybairey/media/Mass/OWJEQ.gif.html (Shield needed that encouragement)

Herakles Taskforce (Ch 10)

i.kym-cdn. com/photos/images/original/000/874/282/9f9.png (Captain Gaskin. Tally-ho.)

facesofgaming. com/mass-effect-3/5409c4fc3d1988ba578b4567/darwina-shepard-shepard-posted-by-devdassanzo229#details-5409c4fc3d1988ba578b4567 (Hawk)

facesofgaming. com/mass-effect-2/5390fa9d3d19887c608b458d/mark-shepard-posted-by-noctis-based-on-mark-shepard#images-5390fa9d3d19887c608b458d (Boots. Not many asian shepards out there apparently lol)

facesofgaming. com/mass-effect-2/5359fd253d1988cd168b4759/aida-shepard-posted-by-onlyhazeremains (Killer)

facesofgaming. com/mass-effect-2/535a010f3d1988cc168b485b/julia-shepard-posted-by-excelsior-based-on-herself#images-535a010f3d1988cc168b485b (Backwater)

New Member (Ch 12)

facesofgaming. com/mass-effect-2/589ce40c2f74d6850b8b4567/ronald-shepard-shepard-posted-by-homadais (Fox)

Raloi (Ch 12)

felitomkinson.deviantart. com/art/The-Raloi-Mass-Effect-295503717 (Head-canon for new race)

Four Armed ET (Ch 12)

readcomiconline. to/Comic/Mass-Effect-Conviction/Full?id=51493#6

Alenko's Aftermath (Ch 15)

mandyalenko.deviantart. com/art/She-s-Gone-Son-371657486

Trailers for Mass Effective: A Hero Returns

youtube. com/watch?v=Q76c10HtB1s (Shadow of Saren - Action Trailer)

youtube. com/watch?v=3UlrBNRlGOA (Ain't no place for no hero - Theme Trailer)

Mass Effective: A Hero Returns [Book 3]

Marauder Shield fights to change a bleak future in 2185 CE. Dangerous missions and elaborate plans ensue.

Lazarus...Succeeded? (Prologue)

reddit. com/r/masseffect/comments/2zk3xw/this_is_what_happens_when_you_edit_your_gender_in/ (She came this close)

Captain Alliance(Prologue)

deviantart. com/shaunsarthouse/art/Mass-Effect-Occitania-3-Captain-Flynn-737909529 (I swear I came up with the idea before I found this existed. Also, not how he looks.)

facesofgaming. com/mass-effect-3/535a08783d1988cc168b4a07/rez-shepard-posted-by-rezzenreturns4me3 (How he ACTUALLY looks.)

Illium Justice (Act 2)

funnyjunk. com/Masseffectfunny/funny-pictures/4956117 (Street Justice)

Miranda Armored (Act 4)

skllhrt.deviantart. com/art/I-do-have-an-armor-387427933 (Where's the mod for this people???)

ME Deception: Hobar the Beggar King Explanation (Act 4)

neogaf. com/threads/bioware-apologizes-for-mass-effect-deception-errors-comic-chapter-16-complete.462110/#post-34885566 (literally the funniest thing ever)

Classic Shakarian (Act 4)

deviantart. com/twilightpenguin/art/Calibrations-244155925

Solana Vakarian (Act 4)

thekillercobra.deviantart. com/art/Solana-Vakarian-411628508

Blue Suns Zaeed (Act 4)

ihavenoname323.deviantart. com/art/Priority-Zaeed-Massani-2172-363755177

Oriana actually resembling Miranda (Act 4)

just-jasper.deviantart. com/art/Oriana-Lawson-alike-for-XPS-384246833

Maya Brooks (Act 5)

deviantart. com/melllin/art/Maya-Brooks-from-Mass-Effect-Foundation-4-comic-416527357

Trailers for Mass Effective: The Hero

youtube. com/watch?v=VE8SDDd6kS0 (Men and Women of Action - Action Trailer)

youtube. com/watch?v=dGQwkvtx028 (Don't fear the Reaper - Theme Trailer)

Mass Effective: The Hero [Book 4]

Marauder Shield helps change the fate of the galaxy in 2186 CE. Dark turns and desperate gambits ensue.

Controversial Candidate (Prologue)

deviantart. com/fishbone76/art/confidence-380297963 (The public has not been kind)

Kaidan's giving the cold shoulder (Prologue)

37.media.tumblr. com/tumblr_lzgbjs06Ou1qeqqnzo1_250.png (Like we were nothing)

Alternate EDI (Act 1)

24.media.tumblr. com/tumblr_m58flrzJ251qkwdtzo1_1280.jpg (Don't be homophobic Joker)

The Other Prothean (Act 1)

youtube. com/watch?v=rGQOei74rEA (Anyone want soup?)

Javik schooling Primitives (Act 1)

deviantart. com/hoiist/art/Javik-Animated-383814590 (Ooh ahh ahh)

Without his googles(Act 2)

kaileng.deviantart. com/art/Kai-Leng-381724339 (His future is not so bright that he needs shades)

Party Guests (Act 3)

66.media.tumblr. com/71fe8adda3fab237668d5b4b8c803755/tumblr_mvwwlpPIgS1rti868o1_400.gif (Infamous Citadel DLC gag characters. To me anyway.)

Randall Ezno (Act 3)

i156.photobucket. com/albums/t20/AVPen/randall_specupdate01_zps4e7ee173.jpg (...who?)

Shepard Tribute (The End)

youtube. com/watch?v=9KZ4w-C6aaw (Shenko AMV)

Shield Tribute (The End)

youtube. com/watch?v=fBa9k_Gqa8k (Shiara AMV)

One Hell of a Story (The End)

youtube. com/watch?v=YujUH3c8vx4 (Epilogue AMV)

Teamwork (The End)

imgur. com/i4GLQhv :)

Mass Effective Galaxy

Map of Milky Way - otvert.deviantart. com/art/Mass-Effect-Galaxy-Map-352898039

Shipyard Index of Ship Sizes - euderion.deviantart. com/art/Ultimate-Mass-Effect-Starship-Size-Comparison-479620685

The Colony of Mindoir - fextralife. com/forums/t479836/what-do-you-think-mindoir-is-like--my-own-tldr-opinion/

I wholeheartedly take this as canon (except for the Alliance being competent) and is beautiful world-building. Amazing head-canon.

Batarian Female - just-jasper.deviantart. com/art/Nobilitas-476563898

Krogan Female - masseffectclub.deviantart. com/art/Wrex-bakara-435276329 (Andromeda can suck it)

Quarian Female - nebezial.deviantart. com/art/my-wife-s-tali-zorah-redesign-in-3d-290554560 (Every alien evolved to have a fringe/headplate. Also why turian love them.)

Drell Female - deviantart. com/demisir/art/Shonai-436171901

Naked Volus - darrengeers.deviantart. com/art/Male-Volus-February-Six-283651400

Naked Krogan - nuclearkielbasa.deviantart. com/art/Nude-Krogan-retexture-470988131

Misc.

Shepard's Kill Count - reddit. com/r/masseffect/comments/2jnklm/shepards_kill_count_calculated_and_summarized/

You Humans Are All Racist - di-duchell.deviantart. com/art/Human-Effect-371528879

Molasses Effect - redbubble. com/people/ihatetombs/shop/?collecti282762

The Band's all Here - s210.photobucket. com/user/harrybairey/media/Mass/96951f95695e7545689b653940db0af525513956.jpg.html

Bombs Away - 66.media.tumblr. com/40331492276024c2a6093190452891de/tumblr_mubnt2yJ1r1s62ma3o1_400.gif

Attack on Leviathan - hazu-haze.deviantart. com/art/I-WILL-PROTECT-YOU-SHEPARD-SENPAI-381959954

Heaven For Some/Hell For Others - meltedcoffeecup.deviantart. com/art/Somewhere-Across-the-Sea-354916959

We Can Dance If We Want To - 40.media.tumblr. com/db182a3171d29a247a012427a67d32ce/tumblr_mk6j2hdpf61s62ma3o1_500.jpg

ME Name Generator - lordess-alicia.deviantart. com/art/Mass-Effect-Name-Generator-367877785

...You Don't Like Mass Effect You Say? - evelius.deviantart. com/art/Haters-gonna-hate-294432059

So True. So True...*SOB* - 38.media.tumblr. com/86313df6a193670157b3f8de91dc9d17/tumblr_mn9ptzShFZ1s62ma3o1_500.gif