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 Author has written 7 stories for Naruto. "Uzumamein": "a spiral sealed as a child" Visit my somewhat active account! Dreaming of a Black Fox (userID: 6763530) this profile is pretty dead. i guess i'm working on it? more activity on Dreaming of a Black Fox. My Favorite Anime Quotes: "No matter what happens, I'll keep on moving. Until this life runs out, I'll keep on walking." – Allen Walker, D. Gray Man "I want to be a destroyer who saves." – Allen Walker, D. Gray Man "Once you question your own belief, it's over." – Naruto Uzumaki, Naruto "Today I got lost on the road of life." – Kakashi Hatake, Naruto "I'm telling you this because you don't get it, you think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it?" – Kakashi Hatake, Naruto "I'm just being me. And you should just keep being you. It's stupid to talk about all the things that you're not." – Shikamaru Nara, Naruto "I will become a bigger badass than my father. And a greater shinobi than my mother!" – Naruto Uzumaki, Naruto "Immortality is wasted on the young." – Alucard, Hellsing "The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame." – Alucard, Hellsing "Don't break anyone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones, they have 206." – Ichigo Kurosaki, Bleach "Do you know why big siblings are born first? To protect the little ones that come after them." – Ichigo Kurosaki, Bleach "You should never avert your eyes from death, never look away from the lives you have taken. And you should never forget the people that you have killed, because I can assure you they will never forget you." – Solf J. Kimblee, Fullmetal Alchemist Story Status: Legend of the Blind Shinobi Disturbed Disoriented Burning Winds How To Cheat Death Ephemeral Noxious & Innocuous Story Update Status! - Burning Winds: Discontinued due to not having anymore access to my old device. - Ephemeral: Hiatus. Might continue. I hate it. - How To Cheat Death: Hiatus. It's okay. - Noxious & Innocuous: Hiatus. Shitty. Don't like it. Could've been 10x better. | |||||||
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The One Who Is Bound by Dreaming of a Black Fox reviews
[AU] [Obito-centric, time/dimtravel] At first, they thought they were making a difference. And then the genjutsu broke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,288 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 6/23/2015 - Obito U.
The Son of Pseudo Gods by Dreaming of a Black Fox reviews
[AU] [yaoi, mpreg] Uchiha Obito was reborn into his original infant body, and finally found out who his parents are. And then shit hit the fan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,342 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 6/20/2015 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H., Minato N., Obito U.
Sleep And Be Killed by Akatsuki's a bang reviews
Skylar was a typical 17 year old girl. She was normal. Only normal. Then why had this all happened to her! "Every time I fall asleep in a place I'm not supposed to...I get sent into the Naruto world?" And the only way to get back...is to be killed. Well, apparently it was a good thing, then, that she dropped into the Akatsuki base each time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 107,341 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 10/11/2019 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
In a New World by TegzTsinelas reviews
Kakashi knew he was a pervert through and through, but there were lines he would never cross...and if crying would postpone this miserable process, then cry he would. AU/Timetravel. (Chapters 31-40 revamp in the making)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 161,128 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 8/3/2019 - Published: 2/23/2015 - Kakashi H. - Complete
And It All Started With A Bang by cherryvvoid reviews
Honestly she wasn't sure how she ended where she ended up or how this body became hers but if there was one thing she knew, it was that having mouths anywhere other than on her face would take some serious getting used to. Fem!Si-as-Deidara. AU. Itachi/Deidara because Itachi is my favorite.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Itachi U., Deidara, Akatsuki, OC
What's the Worst That Can Happen? by mapplepie reviews
Life was going well, if you asked Naruto. So why did he listen to Kakashi of all people? Now, they've time-traveled to the past, smack dab in Minato's era when the soon-to-be Hokage was sporting a team seven of his own. Let history run its course? Never! Kakashi-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,883 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 2,662 - Follows: 3,439 - Updated: 3/3/2019 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Minato N.
Drifting by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 1,101,134 - Reviews: 6357 - Favs: 9,571 - Follows: 8,552 - Updated: 2/16/2018 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
The Twist of Fate by Nisroc Chico reviews
Obito kidnaps Naruto after Minato chose the village over his son's life. Now Obito is stuck with the newborn. He still strives for the 'Perfect' World, but will this twist of fate change his views about the world? Or will it keep pushing him into the darkness?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 79,296 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 2,313 - Updated: 1/24/2018 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Obito U., Kushina U.
Chance for a Prophecy by Dorcyy reviews
You can't stop the flow of time. Its wheel only whirls in one direction. It is impossible for a mere human to change that path. But sometimes the impossible must be done… Naruto time travel fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 362,956 - Reviews: 4174 - Favs: 8,840 - Follows: 8,908 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
reverse by black.k.kat reviews
To make a tragedy, you break something beautiful and frame the pieces. To make a victory, you break something mighty and rebuild it piece by piece. To make a life, you glue the pieces together and hope for the best. Kurama's still getting the hang of this 'human' thing, but since he's 30 years back in time with a blond brat to save, he'll have to figure things out on the fly. Slash
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 79 - Words: 413,133 - Reviews: 5141 - Favs: 4,729 - Follows: 3,625 - Updated: 7/25/2017 - Published: 12/2/2015 - [Kyuubi/Kurama, Kakashi H.] Naruto U. - Complete
The Somewhat Cracked Mind of Uchiha Itachi by Kereea reviews
AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 126,246 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 2,555 - Follows: 2,453 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Itachi U., Iruka U.
A Brother by The Right Stop reviews
Many have heard the story of Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki, the Sage of Six Paths, but barely any have heard the story of his brother Naruto Ōtsutsuki, the Elemental Sage. God-like Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 478,851 - Reviews: 2493 - Favs: 4,816 - Follows: 4,133 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Naruto U., Hagoromo Ō, Hamura Ō. - Complete
Mind the Gap by Sage Thrasher reviews
A psychiatrist is reborn—and promptly diagnoses the Naruto world as clinically insane. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,460 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 4,690 - Follows: 5,863 - Updated: 4/25/2017 - Published: 12/12/2014 - OC, Inoichi Y., Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The Changeover by NightlyRayne reviews
So I died and got reincarnated into Rin Nohara. Wonderful. To change or not to change the plot! THAT IS THE QUESTION! TEMPORARY HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 49,649 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 11/21/2016 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Kakashi H., Obito U., Akatsuki, OC
HauntKage by Rangrids reviews
When Hashirama died, he thought he will enjoy afterlife, until Shinigami kicked his butt to the living realm with a task to look after Kyuubi's Jinchuuriki. Naruto on the other hand, was praying desperately for the ghost to leave her alone. FemNaru!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 84,765 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 1,147 - Updated: 9/24/2016 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S.
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 53 - Words: 370,954 - Reviews: 5123 - Favs: 8,414 - Follows: 7,897 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
To Be A Guardian by GM NASAI reviews
Life as a twenty year old is supposed to be fun, right? Well not for me. Not for my family. Like many before us we work to make the human's lives better and to keep the more mischievous souls in place. Unfortunately raising two of my cousins and keeping the family job running is very high-maintenance. Especially when my brats bring in thirteen kittens! Two-shot Sequel- CHAPTER 29!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 140,181 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/11/2016 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Akatsuki, Team Seven, OC - Complete
Rewriting History by Lucy's Dreamland reviews
Waking up during the Sengoku Jidai with no memories and the name of Kurama echoing in the back of his mind, Naruto must survive this strange world as well befriending two shinobi that are the beginning of everything. Time travel AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,779 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Madara U., Hashirama S.
The Demon's Companion by GM NASAI reviews
Journal Format! 'I never thought that I would be one to write things down in a diary/journal but after a while of just staring at the ceiling in your cell, you get bored. Add to the fact that I was under that damn Mangekyo Sharingan half the time, yeah I needed a therapist to just let it all out or I'd end up going even more insane. Being a demon is hard.' COMPLETE as of Chp 22!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,145 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/11/2016 - Published: 1/29/2015 - [OC, Hidan] Kisame H. - Complete
Once More by Gone Wanderlust reviews
Kurosaki. A name that he held in reverence, and a name he'd tried to live up to. It had been his own, but...no more. He couldn't be a Kurosaki any longer. He'd long since lost the right. He could place the blame elsewhere, Aizen was the start, but he wouldn't. It had been he that had failed in the end. He was the reason they died...but...he would make it right. No matter the cost.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 194,942 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 4,080 - Follows: 4,418 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Ichigo K.
In This Game Together by black.k.kat reviews
Part 8 of the Criminals 'verse. He has a daughter. Genma's heart is pounding like the first time he defused a bomb on the fly, no gear and no plan, just adrenaline and determination and pigheadedness in equal measure. He'll get through this, they'll get through this, no matter what.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,034 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/5/2016 - [Genma S., Gai M.] Tenten, Aoba Y. - Complete
Heaven on Fire by black.k.kat reviews
Part 7 of the Criminals 'verse. Maybe Valentine's Day shouldn't find him packing three guns and a bag full of military-grade infiltration gear, but then, Genma's never been normal. Nor has he ever particularly wanted it in his life. This works for him. And apparently it works for Kakashi too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/14/2016 - [Genma S., Gai M.] [Kakashi H., Obito U.] - Complete
Three Legacies by Heart of PureSilver reviews
Sequel to Three Promises. One simple action was all it took to change the shinobi world forever. The legacies of three of the greatest shinobi in history experience firsthand exactly how much that one action had on their world. After all, their world doesn't even exist anymore. Neither do they. HashiMada and IzuTobi Mpreg OC children. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,100 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/29/2016 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Naruto U., Obito U., Madara U., OC
Unknown by CrownOfDasies reviews
Sakumo would have never guessed that his mission would have come to a failure until a blond woman appears out of nowhere, inevitably saving Sakumo, his comrades, and Konoha in the process. Preventing a huge misconception, based on Sakumo, how will this blond woman change Konoha's destiny? FemNaru/Sakumo. Time Travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,379 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 2,679 - Follows: 3,145 - Updated: 1/15/2016 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Sakumo H., Naruko U.
Signs by d'ihshtri reviews
Who said that Shinigami takes your life for his services? No one. Yondaime learned it the hard way the day Kyuubi attacked. A different turn of events! What if Naruto was raised by Madara? Additional notes: slight AU; No Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 232,538 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 2,410 - Follows: 2,193 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N., Madara U.
We Are The Noah by DumbledoraDeExplorer reviews
Once trust is broken, Can the pieces really be put back together? After Allen is imprisoned in the Dark Order, he gets some unexpected visitors. Dark!Allen Noah!Allen Some Pairings. OOCness! Lenalee!Bashing
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,116 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 1/4/2016 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Allen Walker, Road C., Tyki Mikk
When the Lights Came Through by black.k.kat reviews
Part 4 of the Criminals 'verse. As a child, Sasuke only remembers meeting his cousin Obito once.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 82 - Published: 12/6/2015 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Obito U. - Complete
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,185 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 7,033 - Follows: 8,019 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Pull the Trigger (Live It Up) by black.k.kat reviews
Part 3 of the Criminals 'verse. Obito crosses his arms over his chest, giving Madara a disbelieving and slightly horrified look. "Uncle, you are the Police Commissioner. You cannot make the District Attorney your booty call," he growls.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 122 - Published: 11/22/2015 - [Obito U., Kakashi H.] [Madara U., Tobirama S.] - Complete
Shu by Dreaming of a Black Fox reviews
He was pretty sure he was a deadman. But that kid with the blinding red scarf made him not-dead, and Scarf Kid reminded him vaguely of Kakashi…who is supposed to be dead.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,460 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 7/15/2015 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U.
Only True in Fairy Tales by black.k.kat reviews
Part 2 of the Criminals 'verse. "Well, it's only noon and I've already been shot twice and had a flower vase broken over my head. I'd hate to see what the rest of the day has in store for me." (Or, the continuing adventures of Obito the eco-warrior/somewhat-reformed terrorist and his besotted boyfriend Kakashi.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,829 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 126 - Published: 10/26/2015 - [Obito U., Kakashi H.] Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
To Be Lost on the Road of Life by AthanatosOra reviews
Obito became the Jūbi Jinchuuriki and consequently got smacked to oblivion and back, with words and Naruto's fists. He died protecting the hailed boy of prophecy and his bonds, a smile on his face as he went to join Rin and Minato in the afterlife. But things didn't go as expected, and it seems that life has more plans for him… Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 204,388 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 3,401 - Follows: 2,638 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Obito U.
The Perfect Jutsu by serpentguy reviews
The Shadow Clone Jutsu had always been incomplete. It was meant to be the most unstoppable technique, but it had never been perfected. At least, that was until Naruto Uzumaki accidentally did something that should have been impossible... Strong, unique Kekkei Genkai Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 71,266 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 3,126 - Follows: 3,621 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Naruto U.
Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass. Finished after nearly ten years!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 237,225 - Reviews: 2083 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Zabuza M., Minato N., Madara U., Shinigami - Complete
Heaven Forbid (You End Up Alone) by Wynter Spite reviews
"I can see ghosts of people long dead. I can see ghosts of people still alive. Ghosts of who people used to be. Ghosts of who they are inside." ON HIATUS until I get my mojo back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,263 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 4/6/2015 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Team Seven
Lanterns in the dark by Tartarun reviews
Naruto doesn't know how he got in the past or even why. But what he does know is that he won't let the same tragedies act out again, and he'll get on the case as soon as he can shake off his incredibly observant sensei and figure out how and when things started going wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 204,850 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Clarity by black.k.kat reviews
There can be no happy end to this story. It starts with death and only runs in one direction, and for all of Naruto's strength and will, he cannot change that. Those who bear the Sharingan are cursed with misery, it seems, and not all the resolve in the world will alter their fate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/27/2015 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Kakashi H., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Code HISBI! (Help, I'm Surrounded By Idiots!): Rewritten by nikki.foss reviews
The rewrite of the original Code HISBI! With much less suck this time. / "We are a... group. An organization, if you will. We have no official name, less of us to track that way, but we call ourselves the Lost Souls. The elite of the elite. And you... Akatsuki, was it? You managed to infiltrate us as cats. We need to know how." / My, in my opinion, much cooler take on Akatuki cats.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,173 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 11/21/2014
Legend of the Legendary Catalyst by Dreaming of a Black Fox reviews
[HIATUS] [AU] [Ōtsutsuki!Naruto] [In response to Mejciu's challenge.] To speak is to move, to hear is to open up, and to feel is to be mutual. These are the requirements for a hero—or a peace-seeker of some sort. Naruto has his ways. He will accomplish them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,915 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 5/16/2015 - Naruto U., Neji H., Kakashi H., Kyuubi/Kurama
Awakening by The Omnipresent Sage reviews
Uchiha Naruto has been sealed for nearly 1000 years because he could not be killed. When the Soul King finally finds a way to kill him, he releases him. Will Naruto simply sit down and die or will he plot to reclaim his former glorry?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 138,657 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 1,589 - Updated: 6/17/2015 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Naruto U., R. Unohana - Complete
So an Uzumaki Delves Into a Scroll by Drindrak reviews
Why was Uchiha Madara not amused, Senju Hashirama happy, and Senju Tobirama confused? Because a 12 year old Naruto learned the Edo Tensei. Crack fic. Lots of OOC, but it has its serious moments.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 34,337 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
You Are Now My Bitch by Dreaming of a Black Fox reviews
"Hn. Welcome to the club of the dead, girly. I am Madara Uchiha. And you are now my bitch."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2015 - Madara U., OC - Complete
left for yesterday (records that i've played) by WDW reviews
"We can do this, Team Minato!" Obito says, eyes glinting. "We'll save the village through the power of randomly appearing future books and gay romance novels! " [Team Minato reads Naruto fanfiction, and saves the world.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,491 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 5/15/2015 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U.
For the insane and mentally retarded by eventful reviews
Oh, that poor bastard Mizuki. He should've know better than to make a certain knucklehead steal the forbidden scroll. Now, look what happened. Lots of crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,897 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 5/13/2015 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Rumble Tumble, Double Trouble! by jiemae reviews
One, a teenaged girl charged with keeping her family sane in a world that is not their own. Two, a five year old who refuses to be tamed and instead tries to tame the ninja they are surrounded by. Three, a father who had just gotten used to the internet and now must part ways. Unfortunately. [SI/OC] - DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,331 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 4/13/2015 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Hiruzen S., OC
Comatose by kitsunelover300 reviews
Obito was supposed to have died after sacrificing his life to save Naruto from Kaguya. Instead, he finds himself reborn...as the son of none other than his former master, Madara Uchiha. Can Obito find it in himself to forgive this person for crimes he has not, and may not even commit? A Obito and Madara family fic with HashiMada and slight M-preg. UP FOR ADOPTION!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 109 - Published: 4/21/2015 - [Madara U., Hashirama S.] Obito U., Tobirama S.
Journey of the Jinchuriki by PAN TRUNKS LOVER reviews
What if Naruto had been taken from Konoha on the night of the Kyuubi attack? How would it change the story? With his identity being kept a secret and danger looming from all sides, our hero embarks on a difficult journey filled with pain and few he can trust. Vowing to always stick to the right path, will he pull through unscathed, or will he perish, like many others before him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 118,121 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Go find your heart (take it back) by black.k.kat reviews
Obito wakes up. This is…not how it was supposed to go. (Wherein Obito is broken but not shattered, several [dozen] people want the Rokudaime dead, Rin makes a totally awesome Jedi ghost, and there are balcony scenes but no one is named Romeo. Or Juliet.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,258 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [Obito U., Kakashi H.] Genma S., Rin
The Kitten That Befriended Konoha by Multiple-Identities reviews
A series of drabbles about a kitten that bounces from home to home, shinobi to shinobi, and the utter chaos that it causes. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 9,430 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 11/27/2014
Flash Back by Heart of PureSilver reviews
He was expecting to finally join his wife in a peaceful afterlife. He did NOT expect to wake up as a baby living in a time before Konoha even existed. Wait, those are the First and Second Hokages as kids. And the greatest evil shinobi to ever walk the earth is a hotheaded brat? Things just got a whole lot more complicated. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 118 - Published: 3/28/2015 - Minato N., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Three Promises by Heart of PureSilver reviews
Sequel to Three Words. He only wanted to make Izuna's wish a reality. Unfortunately for him, Tobirama took it upon himself to bring that wish to fruition…literally. Yaoi. TobiIzu Mpreg. HashiMada. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,209 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [Izuna U., Tobirama S.] [Hashirama S., Madara U.] - Complete
A Difference Lying Down by Bananarock509 reviews
A boy lies asleep, deep in the Hokage's vault. "He is nice to talk to, because he can't tell anyone else." The Third believes. But the Fourth is suspicious. How does this comatose boy know what he knows? What if he wakes up? Another description inside.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,084 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U.
Liturgy of the Hours by PK Samurai reviews
For as long as he can remember, a voice has always been whispering in his mind, twisting him...changing him... [Psychopath!Naruto]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,941 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Why Deidara Hates Winter by hadesgirl015 reviews
Ever stick your tongue to a metal pole on a cold winter day. Well, Deidara learns the hard way to stay far away from metal poles when he gets stuck and left behind by Sasori, but who will find him and how will he get off the pole. Please read and review, love y'all. Pretty much a crack one shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Deidara, Sasori, Itachi U., Pain/Pein
Phoenix Rising by Kai Maciel reviews
During Naruto's final battle against Sasuke, Itachi uses the power he gave him to clean Sasuke's soul and body from darkness by turning him into a newborn baby with no memories of his past. For how long can Naruto keep this a secret? CANCELED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 67 - Words: 330,996 - Reviews: 4469 - Favs: 3,282 - Follows: 3,064 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Ramen Thief by kyleoo145 reviews
It all started as a moment of weakness. A moment of hunger, but once he had stolen once he knew he could get away with it again. But if he could get away that, what else could he get away with? Making things disappear from here and there becomes a new passion that gets lost in the grey area between need and want.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,722 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Naruto U.
Yoko Days by Thoughtfall Coalescence reviews
A different kind of Self Insert. How would you handle being a Naruto fan stuck in the Naruto World...as the Kyuubi no Yoko sealed inside Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,135 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Draconian by Warlord1096 reviews
Fans agree that a Naruto left to survive in the streets would grow up cunning and ruthless, with no care for anybody in the world but himself. Let's look at that a bit further. Naruto stops Sasuke on his way to Orochimaru, and then...lets him go?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Out of the Loop by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
In which certain people were denied critical, need to know information. [crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Team Seven, Team Eight, Team Gai, Team Ten - Complete
Three Words by Heart of PureSilver reviews
Three words. With a simple sentence, the fate of the entire shinobi world would be changed forever. Madara learns this fact the hard way when Hashirama leaves him with an unexpected gift that he doesn't want, but can't return. Yaoi. HashiMada Mpreg. TobiIzu. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,895 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 10/2/2014 - [Madara U., Hashirama S.] [Tobirama S., Izuna U.] - Complete
Dawn's Sage by Panory Bro reviews
The toads raise Naruto to replace Minato as their summoner. Trained as a sage, Naruto will strike out to find his fellow jinchuriki. Just not in the way you would expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 176,148 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Naruto U., Akatsuki - Complete
Hands of Time by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
The creation of an ascended being puts a strain on reality. A little too much effort on his part or even just a slight loss of control may very well result in a tear—a warping of time and space itself. Unfortunately, Naruto and Sasuke have to pay the consequences. [Time-Travel. Warring Clans Era. No Yaoi. No Bashing.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,124 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 2,109 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kyuubi/Kurama
※ 回想記の夢 ・ A Memoir of a Dream ※ by Fehize reviews
It came without warning that attack. Whatever was used, a certain sun-kissed blond awoken to a new area, yet, it was not. As sky ocean eyes met another bright pair, life for the teenager sprang anew in nothing but a memoir of a dream... [oyako] [AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,825 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Situation by Crowsnight66 reviews
Allen has practically been sentenced to death. Komui is making him and Kanda share a room to see if it will help problem exorcists perform better together. But in all this, Allen's nightmares continue about his secrets, and it's becoming harder to hide them from the samurai. Will Kanda be able to save him, or will it be too late? Yullen!Warnings inside. Mpreg!Allen! Present-day AU.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 166,568 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 11/4/2013 - [Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu] - Complete
Bruise by Crowsnight66 reviews
Allen knows that he can't hide the bruises forever, but he can for a while, or at least as long as everyone thinks that Lavi doesn't hit him. But what happens when Kanda starts to notice the weirdness in his Moyashi since he started dating the rabbit? Will he find out what's going on before something life-threatening happens? Yullen, Laven to begin with. Warnings inside.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,827 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 3/13/2014 - [Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu] Lavi - Complete
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 3203 - Favs: 8,070 - Follows: 8,703 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
The Many Perks of Parenting (Or Not) by black.k.kat reviews
Genma just wants a relationship. Really, at this point any will do. Kotetsu, Izumo, and Iruka are simply not having it. Anyone who wants to get their grubby paws on Genma is going to have to go through them first. (Let it also be said that Kakashi is definitely not above cheating when something he wants is on the line.) An alternate, somewhat slapstick coda to Fallen here to grace.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 196 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Genma S., Kakashi H.] Iruka U., Kotetsu H. - Complete
World's End Rhapsody by slexenskee reviews
Perhaps time travel isn't what it's all that cracked up to be. OR: Naruto inadvertently trains his younger self for the Chunin exam, and therein learns a lot more about himself than he ever really wanted to. CAS sequel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,960 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 1,797 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Naruto U.
Obito's Excellent Adventure by WDW reviews
Obito Uchiha was supposed to die a hero's death. But desperation and dimension warping doujutsu were never meant to be combined, and the results send him somewhere- or somewhen- he didn't expect. The Sandaime finds a solution to two of his problems, and Naruto Uzumaki gains an older brother. [A time travel fic] [hiatus]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,568 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U.
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 3,037 - Follows: 2,721 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
New Identity in the Past by Dreamyin reviews
Naruto gets himself in 'impossible' situations all the time. However, waking up in Obito's body and buried under boulders, was not something even Naruto thought possible. Will he be able to save Obito and the others? Not to forget, what about that bastard Madara? Timetravel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,010 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 3,789 - Follows: 3,932 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Obito U., Naruto U.
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2415 - Favs: 10,119 - Follows: 5,339 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Mute by thatguy07 reviews
Naruto is a mute, but still decides to become a ninja. In a last stand against Madara he is defeated, but unforeseen circimstances cause the Uchiha to send Naruto back in time. Time travel fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,949 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Naruto U.
Bed by Lang Noi reviews
There were times when Minato, just getting in from an A-ranked mission and bound solely for bed, would turn on the lights to find that his team of former genin had stolen his bed. This was one of them. Good thing Kushina's there to take care of him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 2,450 - Follows: 2,400 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Teacup Tempest by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,800 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 6,031 - Follows: 1,675 - Published: 12/4/2010 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] Naruko U. - Complete
The Nine Eternal Colours by QuoteMyFoot reviews
The demons are eternal and they are everywhere. Being trapped inside a human does not change much. Gold, White, Blue, Brown, Silver, Clarity, Yellow, Purple, Red... life's endless colour wheel. Oneshot; not quite AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Cloud Age Symphony by slexenskee reviews
Let it not be said that being Uzumaki Naruto is anything approaching easy; he has an obligation to the future but a duty to the past, and a time-traveling jutsu that lets him travel between both. OR: Naruto travels between the past and the present, and somehow loses himself in the process.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,734 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 3,281 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
To Be Cared For by Jedi Honor Bound Ninja reviews
Naruto doesn't often get sick, but when he does he knows his routine: hunker down and be miserable. But this time around maybe he can finally have a taste of what others normally have. Naruto-Fluff-ness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,304 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 1,850 - Follows: 364 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Once Upon A Midnight Moon by The-Silent-Muse reviews
."Tenjō Tenge Yuiga Dokuson," Naruto's words were barely a whisper in the biting winds, his Akatsuki cloak flapping wildly about him. "I alone am supreme on Heaven and Earth."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,903 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Naruto U.
Walking Corpse by dazdnconfusd730 reviews
Ten years ago Naruto died in the fight against Orochimaru. At least...that's what everyone was told.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,511 - Reviews: 1830 - Favs: 4,010 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stupid by eremiticAntiquarian reviews
Drabble. 500 Words. Kakashi's POV. He reflects on just how stupid Obito was and how his eye must be cursed. KakaObi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
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Ephemeral reviews
[In response to brown phantom's challenge.] Naruto has managed with no eyes for thirteen years. But one day, while waiting for his team at the usual training grounds, he gets assaulted—and wakes up seeing humanity for the first time. [AU] [Warnings inside]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,184 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 2/14/2016 - Published: 3/29/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Minato N., Kaguya Ō.]
Noxious & Innocuous reviews
In a world of demons, making blind and dangerous decisions is surprisingly common. Naruto knows this; he makes those types of choices all the time. It's easy to say that what is done can't be undone, no matter how many times Naruto time travels.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,296 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/20/2015 - [Kakashi H., Obito U.] Naruto U., Minato N.
How To Cheat Death reviews
Gods were never meant to interfere. That was an absolute rule. And now that the rule is broken…who knows? Cheating was always something a ninja did. [AU] HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,310 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 2/24/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N.
Burning Winds reviews
Revenge is bestowed upon Konohagakure no Sato, as Naruto's soul comes back with a burning desire for death. (All he wanted was to pass down a legacy and get acknowledged. "And the only thing that can be passed down to you…is hatred.") [AU] HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,940 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/3/2015 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Naruto U.
Disoriented reviews
"Life just loves to bite you in the ass, doesn't it?" [AU] [Disturbed's sequel] [strong!evil-ish!Rinnegan!dark!Naruto] DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,257 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 12/10/2014 - Naruto U., Obito U., Akatsuki
Disturbed reviews
Underneath a million boulders, a child rests there. Under the skin and within the soul of that one particular child is the pure core of betrayal: Naruto Uzumaki. [AU] [strong!dark!Rinnegan!evil-ish!Naruto]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,321 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Naruto U., Obito U. - Complete
Legend of the Blind Shinobi reviews
Being the Child of the Prophecy was never meant to be easy. Naruto, as said Child, lived harshly. His blindness just made it worse. [Blind!Naruto] [AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 41,795 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Naruto U., Obito U., OC - Complete
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