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Joined 06-14-14, id: 5804315, Profile Updated: 04-30-20
Author has written 3 stories for Alex Rider, and Avengers.

Fan Geeks Anonymous

Hello, my username is 23dae5dal03ist and I am addicted to FanFiction.

I won't bore you with my personal details, but I love to read and write. Perhaps read more so than write though you get the picture.

Please don't ask me to write any pairings because they won't turn out well.

Thank you


Favorite Quotes:

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.

-G. Weilacher

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Only A Boy by Riddell Lee reviews
AR. Merlin has changed Camelot forever but while that part of his life is complete, destiny has a new task for him. Now he has to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, hide the fact that he's the Merlin, and defeat a Dark Lord that's messing with magic he knows nothing about.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 340,998 - Reviews: 4947 - Favs: 5,145 - Follows: 5,590 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Merlin
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 9,324 - Follows: 3,216 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Titans Phantom by rinofmidnight reviews
Danny Fentons family are dead, with no where left except Vlad's he soon finds himself in Jump City. But will Danny's past allow him to heal? Or will he bring doom to himself and the Teen Titans.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 52 - Words: 385,466 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 1/24/2018 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Danny F.
Wayne's Boys: Black and Red by KatHarkness-Katara reviews
Red Robin is caught in an explosion and finds himself in Gotham- but not his Gotham. What does he do now? Prequel to Family Ties; tie-in to Flashback. No slash, rated for language and violent themes in later chapters.
Crossover - Batman & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 51 - Words: 66,775 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Timothy D./Red Robin, J. Gordon, Barbara G.
Three Little Birds by Weezila reviews
The story of three little birds and how truly screwed up and perfect family can be.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,495 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 5/28/2015 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Robin, Richard G./Nightwing
Found by Skimaskmaster reviews
Harry Potter, during the summer has gone missing when his relatives go on vacation to an island in the pacific. For months Harry learned to survive on the island of Isla Sorna, when Sarah Harding finds or he finds her Harry when she wanders from the team. The wizarding world think he's dead and he comes back home after the horrors from Isla Sorna. Harry comes back to Hogwarts
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,506 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Harry P.
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 4888 - Favs: 13,272 - Follows: 15,240 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Family Counseling With the Dursleys by Harmonic Friction reviews
Harry finds it hilarious when cousin Dudley is forced to attend therapy sessions with Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon. However, it's not funny when it is decided that Harry come along, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,945 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
That TEXT and other stories by Ms. Issues reviews
Sometimes Bruce uses texting to parent, other times he just likes to mess with Dick. Dick receives a text from Bruce while he's in class. Plus other one shots involving The Bat Family and their technology, home life and whatever hits me.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,729 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman
Wolverines, Wendigos and Winchesters by SciFiNutTX reviews
SN pre-series / post X-Men Origins: Wolverine - Dean meets Wolverine during a solo hunt, which leads to friendship and a new job. NO SLASH Ch119 - Complete (I mean it this time!)
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 119 - Words: 480,655 - Reviews: 3177 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, Charles Xavier/Professor X, Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Secret Life of Epsilon Brown by hmmga reviews
When Harry defeated Voldemort as a baby, the resulting magic was enough to blast him halfway across the world. Believed dead by the wizarding community, Harry is found and raised by the men in the black suits, with no idea who he really is… COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 46,548 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Harry P., Justin F. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Arcana by the Imaginizer reviews
Harry Potter's life as we know it is entrenched with destiny, sewn together like a tightly plotted book. But what if his bond with destiny was far more imminent? What if whatever card said that Harry Potter is rubbish at divination was turned upside down? Discontinued, for all intents and purposes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,030 - Reviews: 1706 - Favs: 3,027 - Follows: 3,037 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P.
Don't Waste It by Sarah1281 reviews
Sooner or later, every character gets their shot at a second chance. This is Peter Pettigrew's. He may not deserve it but he certainly wasn't happy with how things ended up. The only question was how to get a better future without having to possess the kind of bravery that the lack of had sent him running to Voldemort in the first place...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
Misunderstandings cliches and feuding billionaires by MondayGirl reviews
Avengers/Batman crossover. Comic verse Batman and movie verse Avengers. Tony hates that Bruce Wayne guy and Bruce despises that imbecile Tony Stark. Cue snarky comments from Tony that Steve takes too seriously, bonding over the circus,Tim being a creepy fan boy and Damian being a little shit. T rated for language and adult themes. au because I've screwed with ages and timelines
Crossover - Batman & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,599 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
All Hallows' Eve - New York by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 6,922 - Follows: 1,973 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Prince of Death by The Potters of the Future reviews
Harry father isn't James. Well then who is it? How will Hogwarts react to Hades' son? Nice! Petunia.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 125,608 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 4,687 - Follows: 2,388 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Harry P., Hades - Complete
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 4045 - Favs: 12,816 - Follows: 12,333 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
AM I STILL ME? by Madd Kougar reviews
Alex breaks into the Academy under an assumed name and causes all sorts of problems. The girls just love their new teacher and a visit from the one and only Blackthorne boys. Add in 5:30 am running sessions and they're ready for some fun.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,939 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Cammie M.
To Catch A Robin by Schnickledooger reviews
Artemis has reason to believe that Robin, the Boy Wonder, attends Gotham Academy as well. All she needs is evidence. She enlists the help of Dick Grayson to track him down. Trolling commences.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,986 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 338 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Artemis C./Artemis, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Property Of by hydraling110 reviews
During a Cybertronian 'peace,' ex-Cons decide to hide the sentience of and sell humans as pets to secure Earth. Sam and Mikaela might just be the first to grasp the reality of the situation alongside their new mech owner.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 251,777 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B.
Don't Blink? No Problem by Evenmoor reviews
Castiel meets a Weeping Angel. It's not a fair fight.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Weeping Angels, Castiel - Complete
Meeting Boring by fakeasain56 reviews
A case brings Sherlock and John out into the middle of nowhere in Ohio in America, to meet a child that fascinates one of the world's smartest men: Calvin.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Calvin, Sherlock H. - Complete
Bloodsucker by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
A few misconceptions causes the student population of Casper High to take a guess at the mystery that is Danny Fenton.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,815 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 2,336 - Follows: 537 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
The Wedding Crashers by DasMervin reviews
After four years on her own, Leah thought she'd escaped her dismal old life at La Push. But when she's called home to attend Jacob and Renesmee's wedding, she brings a little company, and the stage is set for her old and new lives to collide. COMPLETE
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,211 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Leah - Complete
HIVE Minded by Slayer Anderson reviews
Danny gets an acceptance notification from a school that he never applied to. I know what you're thinking…green ink, owls, and a castle, right? Sorry, not this time. An attempt at originality towards a worn concept. Rewrite coming soon.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,152 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Jinx, Danny F. - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4064 - Favs: 11,138 - Follows: 10,289 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Apprenticeship by WingsOfMorphius reviews
Obsessed with learning more about Danny Phantom, Paulina becomes Mrs. Fenton’s apprentice in ghost hunting, overcoming tacky outfits, the disapproval of friends and family and the occasional evil ghost.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,185 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Paulina, Danny F.
Undead Secrets by BitterIcing reviews
Alternate Universe. Neville is the Boy Who Lived. So what does that make Harry Potter? Just a shy unpopular kid right? No, nobody could have imagined just how wrong they were. Secrets and Lies, Truth and Protection. Welcome to the War.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 115,540 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 2,909 - Follows: 3,134 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 11/23/2006
April Showers Bring May Flowers by Sarruby reviews
Alex spies K-Unit while with Jack and tries to lead them away from her. He does, but things don't go as planned! It's just like that old saying: "It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt." Oneshot, after Snakehead at least. Do not review- it's late.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Letting Go by Lirenel reviews
What happens when the High King does not take his brother's hand as the magic starts pulling them? What happens when the Just King returns to Narnia...alone? A Prince Caspian AU. Any warnings can be found on my profile.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,023 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
A Stop at Camelot by OMGimprocrastinating reviews
Wherein the Pevensies make a stop at Camelot. Expect little adventure. Just a forging of new acquaintances.
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,385 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Arthur - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 8,876 - Follows: 2,233 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Sons of the Night by CM Aeris reviews
COMPLETED- Everyone, everything has to start from somewhere at some point. They're no different. One Cadmus created and one by the League of Assassins. What do they both have in common? They share his blood. The blood of Batman. Edits completed.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,184 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Mens rea by Dark Austral reviews
Cut off from the rest of the world, Robin finds himself struggling to survive and remain sane in a prison where all is not as it seems and to free himself, he only has to answer one single question: Why is he a hero?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 137,534 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Cat and Mouse by dlsky reviews
For Slade the game was in the challenge.For Robin his solace was in the fact he, not Slade who was immortal, would eventually grow old and die but Slade’s new plan just might make this game of cat and mouse last forever.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 108 - Words: 619,898 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Truth in the Dark by Dark Austral reviews
Slade spots the perfect opportunity to seize what is rightful his once again, the perfect apprentice.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,804 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Special by Lady Ophelia reviews
At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 3,614 - Follows: 446 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 9,026 - Follows: 2,515 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Family Name by Elbereth in April reviews
Artemis-Harry Potter Crossover. Artemis learns he is a wizard. Put one unethical child genius in Hogwarts and watch the schemes and rivalries unfold. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,631 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
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Relatively Avenged reviews
Jack Starbright and Alex Rider are forced to take refuge with Jack's cousin, the infamous Tony Stark. What could go wrong?
Crossover - Alex Rider & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Iron Man/Tony S.
Reunions With the SAS reviews
SAS training comes back to haunt him two years after Alex's first mission. Now he has to train new soldiers and fend off a suspicious sergeant as well as dodge pesky questions from his former unit.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,907 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Alex R./Cub
Escape from Hospital Room 302 reviews
We all know that Alex Rider hates hospitals, but how far will the spy go in order to escape?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Alex R./Cub - Complete