From the Silent Planethide bio
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings. I think perhaps anyone who cares has noticed that I've basically shut down. That is for a variety of reasons, not the least of which a general exhaustion with Harry Potter. So, don't expect updates. If someone would really like to try their hand at finishing one of my unfinished stories please email me and we'll discuss it. Also concerning my stories...I do not write slash, or very likely anything warranting a PG13 rating. My favorites are great, however I can promise nothing, since when I read them I remembered them as being clean but I may have missed something, airhead that I am, or they may have been updated without my knowledge, which they often are. In any case, as far as I remember the stories are wonderful and I suggest them highly. Note for Diagonally Parked: Story dedicated to Freja Lercke-Falkenborg. Somehow, I forgot to put it in the story, but I want you to know! You've been really awesome! 'A Day Without Sunshine is Like, Night' was translated into Danish. Link is here. FanFiction : En dag uden solskin er som nat Thanks very much, to everyone who took the time to review both before and later. You are all very kind. |
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Severus Snapes' Guide to Hogwarts by Vanyaria Darkshadow reviews
Read Severus Snape's debut book and see Hogwarts in a whole new light. . . Warning: Contains sarcasm, bitterness, and Trademark Snape Wit. 3 Please check out my band, Mina's Veil - we've written a song about the amazing Professor Snape called The Silver Doe You can find us on Facebook, Bandcamp, Tumblr, YouTube and Patreon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/6/2015 - Published: 2/9/2003 - Severus S.
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 9042 - Favs: 13,542 - Follows: 10,374 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Of Human Rights by Freja Lercke-Falkenborg reviews
Why Lily Evans will win in the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Carbonite by Loufiction reviews
Chapter 17 is up ! This is an AU : who knows what lies in deep down Coruscant? Who is this woman who looks like so much to a certain princess we all know?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,355 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 8/23/2003
A Conversation With Vader by Smenzer reviews
A crazy zany story similar to Pranks. Vader has problems with Han, Luke, Leia, Palpy, Mace, Yoda, Shmi, Prince Xizor, ObiWan, QuiGon, Padme and almost every SW character! VERY FUNNY! Read & Review!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,221 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Darth Vader, Han S.
The Gryffindor Oracle by Abigail-Nicole reviews
Ever wonder what happened in the days of your favorite Marauders? Well, you're in luck, because the authoress found a stack of old papers going through her attic one day, and incidentally they proved to be the front pages of...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,692 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 4150 - Favs: 8,504 - Follows: 2,382 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Battle of Wills by Jocelyn reviews
PostOOTP, Snape blows his cover as a spy to save Harry from Voldemort. To win the war, even those who loathe each other must unite, and many lessons are learned in the process. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 356,457 - Reviews: 6246 - Favs: 4,127 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Season by Daily Prophet Reporting reviews
Follow along in newspaper style as The Daily Prophet's team of reporters covers the excitement surrounding Harry Potter's first season in professional Quidditch. Controversy, glory, scandal and maybe even romance await the game's newest hero.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 45,753 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/9/2005 - Published: 11/13/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Portrait Of The Man On The Moon by ckat44 reviews
COMPLETE! Harry's 6th year starts off rough. He is holding a secret that he can't tell anyone in fear of being shunned and cast aside by all. He is bitten by Moony but Lupin doesn't remember. Strange familiar professor, and a painter is... different
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 97,657 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 11/6/2003 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
Ramifications SSG 2point5 by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Actions, even desperately stupid ones, have consequences hence this sequel to Stuck, and Stuck in the Muddle. New and improved with an EPIILOGUE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,658 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 4/7/2002 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Marauders Matchmaking Inc by it's a riot reviews
A Lily and James story. Lily needs to find a date to a wedding, and the Marauders cause a little commotion by pranking her dates out of jealousy and good intentions. Read up to see if these guys can bear the wrath of the Marauders... COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,689 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 9/20/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Have You Got Any Stamps, Legolas? by Eggo Waffles reviews
If there had been a way for Boromir and Faramir to keep up correspondence during the Quest, it might have sounded somewhat like this. A more humorous outlook on some of the darker aspects of the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
I'd Kill You If You Weren't Already Dead by Backroads reviews
After helping defeat Voldemort, Ron finds himself not only dead, but a ghost. Worse, his brother Percy had died unbeknownst to the family a year earlier. Worse still, they've been sentenced to spend the next century together. Will they survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 122,462 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/27/2004 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Ron W., Percy W. - Complete
Little School of Horrors by cecelle reviews
Oneshot spoof. Parents of Muggleborn witches and wizards are becoming more and more reluctant to send their children to some boarding school sightunseen. So Professor Sprout gives them a preview tour of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2004 - P. Sprout, Severus S. - Complete
Skepticism in Grey by Lainiekins reviews
What if Narcissa disappeared at the end of Draco’s fifth year? With Lucius in Azkaban, who is the nearest family relative for Draco to stay with for the summer?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,147 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/10/2004 - Published: 1/22/2004 - Draco M., N. Tonks
Olive Juice by Deborah Peters reviews
It's several months after Percy's reconcilliation with his family, and Fred and George are taking advantage of his offer to let them stay in his apartment. There's yogurt, olive juice, wrestling, and a lot of subtext.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Percy W., George W.
One by Erestor reviews
Gimli realizes that the counting game he plays with Legolas is more complicated than he thought. He says an oliphant only counts as one, and Legolas begs to differ... REVISED November '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
The Cauldron Of Shame by jaderook reviews
Muggle teaching techniques and Severus Snape? Is our favorite Potions Master losing his touch? Add a twinkling Albus and a staff meeting to the mix and you have the perfect start to another year at Hogwarts. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
Moments of His Life by Lil'MissGranger reviews
For all lovers of lj who wish they were in the actual books, here is the story from Lily and Jame's point of view as they watch Harry grow up from afar. Chapter 8 is up! Hope you enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,037 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/14/2004 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
If Things Had Been Different by TwilightsMuse reviews
Complete! Sixth Year. Julius DeVere, hidden son of Severus Snape enrolls at Hogwarts. After fifteen years of no contact, what can this stranger of a boy teach his father?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,885 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/4/2004 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
A Tough Nut to Crack by Sue reviews
Movie-verse, post-RotK. A good-will gift from Harad arrives for Aragorn, and he, Faramir, and Eomer spend the better part of a summer afternoon trying to figure out how to open a coconut. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,082 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Innocence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Part 1 of the Reborn trilogy. After the Battle of Yavin, Vader crashlands near the Rebel base and is discovered badly injured and with amnesia.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/10/2004 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Last Stand by Mirrordance reviews
Concluded! The battle at the Black Gate leaves Legolas strange wounds that do not heal. He knows he is slowly dying & keeps it a secret, as he tours the fleeting mortal pleasures of the world before his last breath.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,744 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/4/2004 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Legolas, Eomer - Complete
When Time Stands Still by Jedi Sapphire reviews
The usual Harry-goes-back-in-time, but with minimal romance. My first fic, so please R&R. Constructive criticism is accepted but no flames, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,635 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Survival by AilciA reviews
AragornLegolas friendship story. The pair get caught out unexpectedly in Mirkwood and have to survive a night or two in it's winter... throw in Wargs, injuries, feezing coldness, and you have action with a dash of humour and angst. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,166 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Martha Stewart's Guest by Kayden Eidyak reviews
Our favorite pirate is a guest on Martha Stewart's show. A funny little piece my muses made me write. complete
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/27/2004 - Complete
Mid Winter Gifts by Jay of Lasgalen reviews
A short story about how a disastrous sailing trip eventually led to the myth among men of the elves leaving gifts for deserving children. Features Thranduil, Legolas, Elrond, Elladan, Elrohir, Celebrian, Arwen, and some OCs. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,985 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 12/22/2003 - Elrond, Legolas - Complete
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 4045 - Favs: 8,536 - Follows: 2,280 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Truth Really IS Stranger Than Fiction by Luinramwen reviews
An unidentified student gives Sirius a VERY strong dose of Veritaserum, but no one notices. Well, not until he starts telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, anyways...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,342 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/30/2004 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Sirius B.
Harmless and Easily Domesticated by Angie Astravic reviews
Hagrid has been forbidden to teach any creature of higher classification than XX: harmless, may be domesticated. So nothing can possibly go wrong in his classes now - right? Augureys and Clabberts and Bowtruckles, oh my, not to mention Redneck Wizards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,646 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/30/2003 - Published: 1/19/2002 - Harry P., Rubeus H.
Vignettes of the Fellowship by AilciA reviews
Short stories and vignettes that give an insight into the fellowship and how they interact with one another. Some are stand alone, some are continuous, they show the little bits of friendship and otherwise that we don't get to see. not slash COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,680 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/13/2003 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Complete
A Harmless Swim by crispyone reviews
What happens when a set of ten year old Weasley twins will do anything to get their younger siblings in trouble?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Ron W., George W.
All You Need is Love by S. C. Hardy reviews
Lily spends the afternoon with her nine-month old son Harry James, and the two discuss dogs, girls, and life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2003 - Lily Evans P., Harry P.
Sneezes and Sword Fights by Joannawrites reviews
Sequel to "Dragons or Ribbons." When Aragorn takes ill, Arwen persuades an unsuspecting Legolas to care for the ungracious and surly King. *complete*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,320 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/29/2003 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Myth and Memory by Ainaechoiriel reviews
A young door warden of Rohan observes a certain Elf on the way to Helm's Deep. Movieverse
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,032 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Legolas - Complete
The Sleeping Patterns of Elves by Paranoid Seat reviews
A Legolas quickie. Don't read if Legolas getting a tiny scratch makes you cringe in sympathy and moan about how cruel the filmmakers are.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Legolas - Complete
While the Ring went south by Thundera Tiger reviews
What happened after the Fellowship left Rivendell but before they came down off Caradhras? Behold the missing scenes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 149,624 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/6/2002 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Complete
Chicken QuestionsNeed I Say More? by Stardust3 ANNOYED WAUG.2nd reviews
All the things you ever wanted to know about chickens, rockets, chickens, Harry Potter soap operas, chickens, dangerous love triangles, chickens, chicken speeches, and chickens. Including: Why, when, who, what. where, & how, did the chicken cross the road
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2002 - Published: 6/9/2001 - Complete
One Flew Into The Coocoo's Nest by PezMaster reviews
While packing for another long year at Hogwarts, Fredrick J. Weasley reminiscences about his family and all of their little quirks. Interested in seeing what Fred really thinks about his siblings? Oh, be afraid . . . be very afraid . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2002 - George W.
Stuck in the Muddle With You SSG 2 by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Nothing really changes... Although the Slytherin Study Group really wishes that it would! A sequel to
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,792 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/17/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
Silly Songs with Snape: The Song of the C.E.B.U. by Phantasia reviews
Snape reflects upon his childhood, and he has company with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2002 - Severus S., Ron W.
The Devil and James Potter by Mrs Grim reviews
A silly story where James Potter sells his soul to the devil for a date with Lily. But- er- it isn't quite what it seems...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2001 - James P., Sirius B.
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Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe reviews
The irrepressible marauders are back, reprising their roles respectively as the intrepid and just possibly obsessive stag, charismatic werewolf, soothsaying grim and dogooder rat. Their mission: to prove that they really are from an alternate reality...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/13/2005 - Published: 5/31/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
A Day Without Sunshine is Like, Night reviews
And other intellectual (hah) musings of Manic Marauders. Proving yet again that nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool. Chapter six is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,211 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/10/2005 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Sirius B., James P.
Of Hippogriffs and Spaghetti reviews
Molly babysits for a young Sirius and realizes why she previously swore she never would do so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Molly W., Sirius B.
All Men Are Idiots, and I Married Their King! reviews
Ah...Arwen always knew marriage was filled with many joys....much laughter...But no one ever told her about the snoring...no slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/1/2004 - Published: 5/22/2004
Sirius's Midget Adventure reviews
Honey, you shrunk the Sirius. Sirius was being a pest, Lily was in a bad mood, and James is still laughing at the result. No slash, more to come, please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,248 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/19/2004 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Sirius B.
What Not To Wear Harry Potter Style reviews
Our Favorite Fashion Gurus have arrived! Ye be warned, fashion perpetrators of Hogwarts. Lily and Sirius are coming.... No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 5/1/2004 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P.
The Many Adventures of Slinky and Severus reviews
If you take a lonely road to a lonely house in a small English town, you may meet a child and his dearest friend. They live in a magical world all their own, and we are only blessed with a peak. No slash. Please Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Severus S.
