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![]() Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter. Hello! My name is Elizabeth and I am 13. I love Harry Potter and dislike Twilight (well, I haven't read it, really, but I did try it once and it gave me nightmares... What? I was little! Like, 11...). My favourite characters in Harry Potter are Ginny, Fred, George, Luna, Molly, Sirius, Tonks, Lupin, and others I can't think of at the moment. I only do actual couples, so not Dramione *vomits* or Fred/Hermione etc. I madly ship Tonks/Lupin, Sirius/Marlene, Fred/Angelina, George/me (yes, I know I'm weird), Teddy/Victoire, and Scorrose, as well as all JK's pairings. Scorpius and Rose forever! I don't write male/male or female/female, as it seems too OOC, but I'm fine with reading it, or other people writing/being LGBT (two of my best friends are bi). My OTP: My OTP is James/Lily. They are just so perfect for each other! And, Jily haters, without them we wouldn't have Harry, which is why you're here in the first place. Also I utterly adore and ship with every fibre of my being Scorpius/Rose. They are so... just... yes! And, Dramione shippers, it's similar to Draco/Hermione too! So you like it too (read as you must like it or my mutant army of Inferi will get you as you sleep... Mwa ha ha haaa! FanFiction Pet Peeves: I hate it when characters are OOC. It just makes me feel funny, like if the world was tipped upside down, but you didn't know there was anything different, just that lurking feeling in the back of your mind that something is wrong! News Bulletin: People, did you see about JK's interview where she said Harry/Hermione was better than Romione? I was in shock for the rest of the day... It's like when you have a pet dog or cat, who's always been sweet and cute, and suddenly it attacks you from behind. That's how I felt. Favourite Quote: I will change this when the feeling strikes me, but at the moment my favourite quote is: '"Give her hell from us, Peeves." And Peeves, who Harry had never seen take orders from a student before, swept his belled hat from his head and sprang to a salute as Fred and George wheeled about to tumultuous applause from the students below and sped out out of the open front doors into the glorious sunset.' And the whole of anything involving Fred and George. I looooooove them. Love love love love love. And Lee. I love him too. (Not love like love, love like love, you know? My heart belongs to George. Or Seamus or Sirius or Scorpius, depending on how old I am in my imaginary story in my head. I also fangirl madly over Tom Felton. The hotness is just... swooooon.) I know lots of people say Ginny's no good for Harry, or they don't belong together, or any other stupid point (no offence) here is what The Queen of Harry Potter-ness has to say: The plan was, which I really hope I fulfilled, is that the reader, like Harry, would gradually discover Ginny as pretty much the ideal girl for Harry. She's tough, not in an unpleasant way, but she's gutsy. He needs to be with someone who can stand the demands of being with Harry Potter, because he's a scary boyfriend in a lot of ways. He's a marked man. I think she's funny, and I think that she's very warm and compassionate. These are all things that Harry requires in his ideal woman. But, I felt — and I'm talking years ago when all this was planned — initially, she's terrified by his image. I mean, he's a bit of a rock god to her when she sees him first, at 10 or 11, and he's this famous boy. So Ginny had to go through a journey as well. And rather like with Ron, I didn’t want Ginny to be the first girl that Harry ever kissed. That's something I meant to say, and it's kind of tied in. Harry has really grown. And I feel that Ginny and Harry, they are total equals. They are worthy of each other. They've both gone through a big emotional journey, and they've really got over a lot of delusions together. - JKR And on Harry/Hermione shippers: JKR: Well I think anyone who is still shipping Harry/Hermione after this book... they need to go back and reread, I think. And on people bashing Ron: JKR: That bit makes me very uncomfortable, actually. Yeah, that bit does make me uncomfortable. Look, people, she invented HP! Do what she says! 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore.Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. If you think fanfiction.net is the best FanFiction site out there, post this in your profile. I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt. If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and are not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile. If you cried when Dobby died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account. If you cried reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, please copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you should actually be doing homework right now, copy this to your profile If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If you believe in werewolf rights copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're in denial over Tonk's and Lupin's deaths, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books , copy and paste this into your profile R.I.P.- James and Lily Potter, Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Hedwig, Alastor Moody, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Ted Tonks, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley. They will never be forgotten. -As though an invisible hand were writing upon it, words appeared on the smooth surface of the map. "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business." Snape froze. Harry stared, dumbstruck, at the message. But the map didn't stop there. More writing was appearing beneath the first. "Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git." It would have been funny if the situation hadn't been so serious. And there was more... "Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor." Harry closed his eyes in horror. When he'd opened them, the map had had its last word. "Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball." -"I've got two Neptunes here," said Harry after a while, frowning down at his piece of parchment, "that can't be right, can it?" "Aaaaah," said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mystical whisper, "when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry..." -"I was saying that Saturn was surely in a position of power in the heavens at the moment of your birth...your dark hair...your mean stature...tragic losses so young in life...I think I am right in saying, my dear, that you were born in midwinter?" "No," said Harry, "I was born in July." Ron hastily turned his laugh into a hacking cough. -A week after Fred and George's departure, Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, "It unscrews the other way." -"Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night," said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. "What do you think that means?" "Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something," said Harry, turning the pages of The Dream Oracle without interest. -"Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?" said Zacharias Smith. "Here's an idea," said Ron loudly, "why don't you shut your mouth?" "Well, we've all turned up to learn from him and now he's telling us he can't really do any of it," he said. "That's not what he said," said Fred Weasley. "Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?" inquired George, pulling a long and lethal-looking metal instrument from inside one of the Zonko's bags. "Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this," said Fred. -Malfoy glanced around. Harry knew he was checking for signs of teachers. Then he looked back at Harry and said in a low voice, "You're dead, Potter." Harry raised his eyebrows. "Funny," he said, "you'd think I'd have stopped walking around..." -"Did you like question ten, Moony?" asked Sirius as they emerged into the entrance hall. "Loved it," said Lupin briskly. "'Give five signs that identify the werewolf.' Excellent question." "D'you think you managed to get all the signs?" said James in tones of mock concern. "Think I did," said Lupin seriously, as they joined the crowd thronging around the front doors eager to get out into the sunlit grounds. "One: He's sitting on my chair. Two: He's wearing my clothes. Three: His name's Remus Lupin..." -Mrs. Weasley let out a shriek just like Hermione's. "I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family!" "What are Fred and I, next-door neighbours?" said George indignantly, as his mother pushed him aside and flung her arms around her youngest son. -"Stop doing that!" Hermione said weakly to the twins, who were as vividly red-haired as Ron, though stockier and slighty shorter. "Hello, Harry," said George, beaming at him. "We thought we heard your dulcet tones." "You don't want to bottle up your anger like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, also beaming. "There might be a couple of people fifty miles away who didn't hear you." -"What do you mean, I'm not brave in bed?" said Harry, completely nonplussed. "What- am I supposed to be frightened of - pillows or something?" -(Ron and Harry just completed the Divination O.W.L. examination and are walking down the marble staircase) "We shouldn't have taken up that stupid subject in the first place," said Harry. "Still, at least we can give it up now." "Yeah," said Harry. "No more pretending we care what happens when Jupiter and Uranus get too friendly..." "And from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die' -- I'm just chucking them in the bin where they belong." -"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?" "Yes," said Harry stiffly. "Yes, sir." "There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor." -Talking about Inferi in DADA... "When we come face-to-face with one down a dark alley, we're going to be having a shufti to see if it's solid, aren't we? We're not going to be asking, 'Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?'" -"But you are normal!" said Harry fiercely. "You've just got a-a problem-" Lupin burst out laughing. "Sometimes you remind me alot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit." -Slughorn seemed remarkably unabashed for a man who had just been discovered pretending to be an armchair. -"Professor Dumbledore, yesterday, when I was having my exam, Professor Trelawney went very - very strange." "Indeed?" said Dumbledore. "Er - stranger than normal, you mean?" -"Now, let me see you try, Mr. Weasley!" "Wha-? Oh-oh, right," said Ron very flustered. "Er-Silencio!" He jabbed at the bullfrog so hard that he poked it in the eye; the frop gave a defeaning croak and leapt off the desk. 1) Your HP nickname: GinnyWeasley12345 (Look at the top of the profile, duh!) 2) Do you write fanfiction: no, not at all... (sarcasm) 3) Draw fanart: No 4) Review much: Yes, unless I'm tooooo tired. 5) Read too many fics: YES! Especially when I am supposed to be asleep... 6) Favorite house: HUFFLEPUFF and proud! Pottermore sorted me, who am I to complain? My sister's a Puff too! 7) Favorite Gryffindor student: Lily Evans 8) Favorite Slytherin student: Draco... Are there any others that aren't evil? Ooh, Andromeda. I like her. My cousins are Slytherins on Pottermore, so I know now they're not all bad. 9) Favorite Ravenclaw student: Luna Lovegood 10) Favorite Hufflepuff student: Cedric (but he becomes Edward Cullen, whom I hate with a vengeance), Ernie McMillan or Susan Bones... Or me? Is that an option? 11) Favorite teacher: Lupin, Snape, McGonagall, or Moody (although he wasn't, actually, he was David Tennant (sorry, Barty Crouch Jr)); so probs Remus Lupin. Update: No, def McGonagall. No, Remus. ITS A DRAW, OKAY. 12) Favorite overall character: Don't make me choose, I'll be here forever! 13) Favorite adult: Sirius or Lupin or Tonks or Molly or Minerva 14) Canon/fanon Draco: Canon 15) Canon/fanon Snape: Canon 16) Voldemort or Dumbledore: Dumbledore. 17) Cho, annoying or not: I feel sorry for her. 18) Your OTP: Lily/James... Perfect! And I love Rose/Scorpius too. 19) Other ships you sail: Ron/Hermione; Remus/Tonks, they are too cute; Ginny/Harry; Fred/Angelina 20) Intruiging ships: I always wonder about Drapple... How can anyone like that? Ewwwwww... Draco and an apple? How is that even possible- no, don't answer that... 21) Disliked ships: Harry/Hermione. They're like friends, okay? 22) Ships hated with a passion:Dumbledore with anyone, Dramione, Harry/Draco 23) Het, slash or femmeslash: Het 24) H/Hr or R/Hr: R/Hr, obviously. 25) D/Hr or D/G: Ew...to both 26) H/D or H/SS: um...NO. 27) Older gen, younger gen or cross-gen: I like third gen, is that 'younger gen'? Because it gives you more freedom with characters and plot. Fanfiction: 28) Canon or AU: Canon 29) Fluff or angst: Fluff. Don't like angst. 30) Darkfic: No 31) OOC or IC: IC, as I said before, I hate OOC. 32) SuddenlyVeryPowerful!Harry:maybe 33) One-shot or chaptered: Both! 34) Novel-length: Some are ok, some drag on too much 35) Gen, het or slash: Gen, I think too much romance makes a story a bit boring, especially if its a long story. 36) Drabbles: Sometimes 37) SuddenlyVerySexy!Draco: he is... Tom Felton... Mmmm 38) Fanfiction Pet Peeves: stupid stories, BAD GRAMMAR AND SPELLING, bad writers, OOC. OOC is my main one- JK Rowling wrote them in a way, leave them in that bloody way! Also, bad grammar/spelling will make me leave a fic instantly. 39) Canon or Fanon: Canon. 40) Many ships in one fic:yes, course. Books: 59) Cried for Cedric: A bit. 60)Cried for Sirius: Sobbed my heart out... Especially in the film, when he goes "Nice one, James", I'm crying thinking about it! 61) Dark or Light Side: Light side. 62) Did the explanation of the prophecy satisfy you: yeah... 63) Which character needs some more development: dunno. JK is a good writer. (stating the obvious) Fanart: 64) Favorite artist(s): Dont look at it. 65) Favorite drawing style: Hand drawn 66) Love fanart of: no one really... 67) Fanart Pet Peeves: none 68) Stick art. no. 69) Shiny: no. 70) Anime/Manga style: sometimes, if done well 71) Realism: yes 72) Cartoon: maybe 73) Gen or shipped: huh? Misc.: 74) Blaise's gender: he's a boy, crazy people! 75) Tom Riddle's eye colour:Red, isn't it? Or is that just Voldemort? So if not... are they grey? Yeah,nets to with grey. 76) Luna fan: Forever! 77) OC's, done or not done: Yeah, if they're done well. I use them for third gen. 78) Liking Weasley ships with 'Flame' or 'Fire' in the name: Dunno, whats the definition of Flame or Fire? 79) Weasley love: I sobbed for ages... I'm crying now... George, left alone; Molly; Bellatrix "When mummy's gone the same way as Freddie...""Not my daughter, you b*tch" Go Molly! And all of them are just... Awesome! 80) Malfoy love: Sometimes, Scorpius is, just... yes 81) Potter love: LILY AND JAMES FOREVER 82) Is Lucius really 49: Ummmm, why is this a question? 83) Brilliant ship name (Don't need to ship it, though!):Dramione, kinda cool name 84) Plain stupid ship name: Hinny- sounds like a horse. 85) Voldemort. Bald. Yes or no: Yeah? Well, he doesn't have hair... 86) The power He-Knows-Not and the power that saved Harry is: Love. 87) Your view on Hufflepuff-ies: We are nice, loyal, kind. I'm one on Pottermore - don't diss us! 88) Should Ron say 'Bloody Brilliant' more then once? YES!! 89) Hermione. Pretty. Am I right: Very right, I want to look like her. 90) Best HP fanfic ever: Dunno 91) Rec the 2nd best, too: Dunno 92) Did HP change your life dramatically: My cousin tried to make me read it, and I refused (stupid stupid me, waste of my life); but I found the first book in our new house, so I read it. It was probs put there by some ghost, like Lily, who wanted me to read her son's story. Is it weird that I actually kinda believe that? 93) Marauders. Like or dislike: Love... James (envy Lily), Sirius (wow), Remus (YES), Peter (uuurgh, traitor) 94) Prongs, Moony, Padfoot or Wormtail:Moony, kind, thoughtful, fun, cute, good teacher. I hate Wormtail 95) Could Lily have been an animagus too: yes 96) What animal Lily would've been: Doe, like her Patronus 97) Did Harry pass his Potions' OWL's : Yes... 98) Did Ron: Yes... 99) Is Harry going to die or will he survive: He survived... 100) What gives you the most warm fuzzies in your stomach in the whole HP-verse: Its hard to decide... A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says.. " If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." You say Twlilight I say Harry Potter You say Vampires I say Wizards You say Jacob Black I say Sirius Black You say Team Edward I say DUMBLEDORE'S ARMY! You say Robert Pattison I'll say 'Is Cedric Diggory' You say Pattison is hot I'll say Tom Felton is HOTTER You think Bella and Edward are the Perfect dream couple? I think that Lily and James are the Perfect dream couple You say Edward I'll say "Harry, now shut Up!" Copy/Paste this if you agree that Twilight is nothing compared with HP and it's magical glory tihs is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Paste this to your profile if you can read this too! Did you know... 1) Kissing is healthy. 2) Bananas are good for period pain. 3) It's good to cry. 4) Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 5) 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. 6) Lying is actually unhealthy. 7) You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. 8) It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 9) 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. 10) It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. 11) [DARK] Chocolate will make you feel better. 12) Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. 13) A good friend never judges. 14) A good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any. 15) Boys aren't worth your tears. 16) We all love surprises. 17) Now...make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH. Your wish has just been received. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next fifteen minutes and... Your wish will be granted. Post this if you know or are related to someone who was killed at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry when it was under siege by Death Eaters in The Second Wizarding War. Over 50 witches and wizards died in this attack. 93% of wizards won't repost this, but will you be part of that magical 7% that will? Repost to show your support of Dumbledore's Army. You see that girl you just called odd? Her mother died when she was 9. You see that boy with the scar you just made fun of? He's lived with his abusive uncle since he was one. You see that boy you just saw crying in the toilets? He had to kill his headmaster to make his parents proud. You see that boy who has lost his Remembrall? His parents suffered a fate worse than death. Copy and paste this if you are against bullying. Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. What's so great about that? If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I sincerely hope you will. I am the girl who doesn't go to school games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't ever been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, crazyhypervampiregurl, Rainpool989, Sacred-Spirit-Mirror, Moon Dragon94, DinosaursgoRawr101, aznpride16xx, claraowl, GinnyWeasley12345 Her name was Auroura She was only five This is what happened When she was alive Her dad was a drunk Her mum was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "God, why? Why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mum came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by Then her mum suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless pest!" The mum walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU Do NOT LIKE CHILD ABUSE AND WANT IT TO STOP! NO MEANS NO! Guy: Can we have sex now? Girl: Can we do what? Guy: You know, can I be your first, finally? Girl: Um…no. Guy: Why not? Girl: Because you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend… Guy: So, if you don't tell, I won't tell. Girl: Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special…someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first. Guy: I'm not special to you? Girl: You're my friend. That's all. Guy: [looks forward and keeps driving] Five Minutes Later… Guy: [starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh] Girl: [moves his hand] Don't touch me…! Guy: [tries to kiss her] Girl: [screams] Would you stop? Guy: [continues trying] Girl: [moves to the back seat] Guy: [parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl, then starts to kiss her] Girl: [pushes him off and scoots over] Please, don't do this… Guy: Don't do what? I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes… [moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants] Girl: [pushes him harder No! don't! Guy: [getting aggravated, punches her, causing her to cry] Stop playing hard to get! Girl: [tearing up, continues to fight] Guy: [punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down] Girl: [screams as he penetrates her] NO! Please don't do this to me! Guy: [puts his hand over her mouth, silencing her pleas…] One Hour Later… Guy: [finally pulls back and wipes himself off] Girl: [sits on the corner of the seat, sobbing] Guy[ glares at her] You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you. [reaches out his hand to touch her cheek Girl: [pulls back] Just take me home, now. Guy: Alright. [gets in the front seat and drives her home] Two Months Later… Girl: Doctor, what's wrong with me? I haven't had my period in two months! Doctor: [looks at her] You haven't been having your period for a reason… Girl: [looks at him] Why? [dreading the answer that she was sure to receive…] Doctor: You're pregnant. Girl: [faints in shock] The Following Day… The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy… Guy: It's not my fault! I'm not the father! That girl's been sleeping with every single guy at the school! Girl: [sees this, about to confront him] Guy: [takes her aside, so the two are alone] I'm telling you, if you tell everybody the truth and say that I raped you, I'll kill you. That Night… Girl: [completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant…then he lied about it. So completely depressed…the girl commits suicide by drug overdose…] Girls, if this story touched you, put this in your journal as "No Means No!" Guys, if this story pisses you off, put in your journal as "I'll Kill Any Idiot Who Does this to My Girl, or Any Girl…" "The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" Repost if you are against racism. Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods.. On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Whaaaaat?) On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. Mr. Harry Potter, Thank you for remaining strong when we couldn’t be. Mr. Ronald Weasley, Thank you for always coming back. Miss Hermione Granger, Thank you for having a good heart, and forgiving those who should be forgiven. Mr. Draco Malfoy, Thank you for finding the light when things started getting dark. Mr. George Weasley, Thank you for finding humor when we could barely smile. Mr. Albus Dumbledore, Thank you for lighting the way and guiding us. Mr. and Mrs. Weasley, Thank you for all you sacrificed. Mr. Sirius Black and Mr. Remus Lupin, Thank you for your loyalty. Mr. Rubeus Hagrid, Thank you for your undying compassion. Mr. Neville Longbottom, Thank you for your bravery. Miss Luna Lovegood, Thank you for your wise words. Miss Ginny Weasley, Thank you for being strong-willed in spite of everything you've been through. Dobby, Thank you for showing us the value of friendship. Mr. Fred Weasley, Thank you for the memories. Mr. Lucius and Mrs. Narcissa Malfoy, Thank you for choosing to be better for your son's sake. Mr. James and Mrs. Lily Potter, Thank you for giving your life for your only son. Miss Minerva McGonagall, Thank you for understanding your students and helping them with their problems. Mr. Severus Snape, Thank you for your love. And to Mrs. Joanne Kathleen Rowling, THANK YOU FOR MY CHILDHOOD. FRIENDS Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!' FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma and Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MUM and GRAMS, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore. FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because you're gay isn't it?' FRIENDS: Will help you when you're lost BEST FRIENDS: Will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass FRIENDS: Will go with you to a concert BEST FRIENDS: Will be helping you kidnap the band FRIENDS: Will hide you from the cops BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they are after you FRIENDS: Will buy you a pregnancy test BEST FRIENDS: Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!" FRIENDS: Find your Prince Charming BEST FRIENDS: Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you FRIENDS: Will pick you up when you fall down BEST FRIENDS: Will pick you up, then trip you again FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it BEST FRIENDS: Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours FRIENDS: Will leave when they feel insulted BEST FRIENDS: Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying BEST FRIENDS: Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you when it's that time of the month BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that kind of shit!" FRIENDS: Will be crying at your funeral BEST FRIENDS: Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you FRIENDS: Are little gems BEST FRIENDS Are like huge fricking diamonds!!!!! Girl Comebacks! Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together. Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell. Man: Hey girls, I'm God's gift to women! Woman: I hope he kept the receipt. Girls, copy and paste this on your profile! I promise to remember Tonks Each time I knock something down. And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley Whenever I'm out of town. I promise not to obey traffic laws For Sirius's sake of course. And I promise to remember Lupin When my heart fills with remorse. I promise to remember Arthur Whenever I am at St Mungo's Room. And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins Every time fireworks boom. I promise to remember Lily When I see someone that holds pure beauty. And I promise to remember Dobby Whenever a pair of socks spots me. I promise to remember Teddy When I see someone with turquoise hair. And I promise to remember Molly When someone tells me they care. I promise to remember Ginny Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled. I promise to remember Hermione when a question pops in my mind. I promise to remember Ron when best friends stay close behind. And I promise to remember the death eaters When someone speaks of dominating the world. Yes I promise to love Harry Potter Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the wizards know. Favourite Characters: 1) Lily Potter (nee Evans) 2) Minerva McGonagall 3) Nymphadora Tonks 4) Sirius Black 5) George Weasley 6) Fred Weasley 7) Lee Jordan 8) Luna Lovegood 9) Molly Weasley 10) Ginny Weasley 11) Remus Lupin 12) Andromeda Tonks (nee Black) (Highly commended: Oliver Wood and Teddy Lupin. They are sometimes in my top twelve, it depends on the mood I'm in. Sorry, Oliver and Teddy! Also, Teddy is more of an OC as he isn't in the books much. Same with Scorpius, another object of my fangirling- sorry, another favourite...) Question 1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? (Fred and Lupin) never, and I don't want to! Question 2. Do you think four is hot? (Sirius) smokin'... *gazes dreamily out of window*... Sorry. But have you effing seen him? Do you need to ask that question? Question 3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?(Andromeda and Luna) Er...no. Wrong on so many levels. Question 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? (Molly) yeah, can't think of any of the top of my head though. Question 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Minerva/Fred) As Neville would put it, "When hell freezes over!" Wait, Neville should've been on the list! *Slaps self hard at this forgetfulness* Question 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (George/Molly or Ginny/Ginny?) I should have known putting so many Weasleys on would have led to this... George/Ginny, because they're closer in age...? Question 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve "going at it"? (Lee walk in on McGonagall and Andromeda) I think the whole school would know within an hour; after he'd recovered from the sight... Question there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?(Luna/Lily fluff) No, Lily died pretty much when Luna was born. Of course, some writers wouldn't let a little thing like death stop them... (Not trying to offend anyone here, please don't get offended) Question 9. Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Lee/Andromeda) After the battle, both Lee and Andromeda have lost loved ones: "Together in sorrow" Question 10. Would you write Two/Four/Five? (Minerva/Sirius/George) Ewwww... Question 11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose? Luna - I don't know any songs! But I expect there's a good one somewhere called 'unusual' or 'different', about her being unaccepted for who she is. Question 12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?(Lily/Fred/Andromeda) First of all, I wouldn't, but maybe: "Femslash, between three generations" (is there a word for that?) "BUT, no incest." So it's all okay. Question 13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (George) Yesterday. Question 14. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). Lily and Lee are in a happy relationship until Molly runs off with Lee. Lily, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Remus, and a brief unhappy affair with Andromeda, then follows the wise advise of George and finds true love with Tonks. Great. I should try it sometime (obvious sarcasm inserted here.) Question 15. Would 3 and 7 make a good couple? (Tonks and Lee) It could actually work: they are both fun-loving, cheerful people who like a laugh and to make others laugh. Question would 9 react if 11 died? (Molly if Remus died) She would mother Teddy, comfort Andromeda and Harry, and pretty much look after everyone and help them up again. Questoin 17. Who would most likely not join the Order of the Phoenix, 3, 6, 9, or 10? (Tonks, Fred, Molly, or Ginny?) Probably Ginny or Fred, as they are both underage. WHAT AM I? PREP You own a cell phone. You own something from Abercrombie. You own something from pacsun. You own something from Hollister. You own something from American Eagle. You love/like going to the mall. You own an iPod/MP3 player. You love Starbucks. You have been called a brat. You hate buying things that are on sale You have more than one house Total : 0 GOTHIC Black is one of your favorite colors. You have thought about death. You wear chains. You like heavy 've shopped at Hot Topic. You have worn black lipstick. Your hair was/is dark. You dislike preps. You're an atheist/ satanist/agnostic. Total : 0 PUNK You can skateboard You've worn plaid. You like Converse You hate MTV You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. You dislike pink. You hate/dislike preps. You wear/wore skateboarding shoes. Total : 0 GEEK You love the computer. You like Harry Potter You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts. You get straight A's. You love/like reading. You were/are in band/orchestra. You don't care what you look like. You have a curfew. You always do your homework. You never miss school unless you're sick. Total : 10 EMO You cut yourself over depression You have been depressed. You have black rimmed glasses. You like the band Evanescence You cry easily You like emo music. You hate being called emo.You keep/have kept a journal/diary. You have written a sad poem. You think emo chicks/guys are hot Total: 2 GHETTO/GANGSTA You like rap. You are/was in a gang. You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants. You swear once in a while or a have freestyled. You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out. You can break dance Total : 0 HARDCORE/SCENE You like loud music. You love/loved the Ninja Turtles. You never walk anywhere. You wear slip-on shoes. You wear/wore Vans. You like the band panic! at the disco. You wear band t-shirts.People have called you a freak and meant it. You love to "hardcore" dance. Your hair has been died more than 1 color Total: 0 ATHLETIC You watch/watched the Superbowl. You own track shoes or other sports related shoes. You collect your jerseys. you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / have posters or plaques of famous athletes. your garage consists of sports equipment You belong/belonged to a school team. You are going/did go to a sports summer camp. You have a specific number Total : 0 WEIRD You enjoy sniffing cheese. Knee-high/colorful socks are the only socks you wear.You are constantly called weird. You blurt out random things. You slap random people for the fun of it. You write on your hand. You drew on your shoes. You text your best friends boyfriend/girlfriend. You text your best friends ex. You don't care if people mock you. You wear fuzzy boots in the middle of summer. Total: 5 YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. Total: 10 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. Total: 3 iPod shuffle quiz 1) What's your motto? Wings - Cimorelli 2) What will you dance to at your wedding? Because of You - Kelly Clarkson (That's a good omen, totally... Although the title's okay) 3) What will they play at your funeral? What Doesn't Kill You (Stronger) - Kelly Clarkson (How does that even make sense?!) 4) How will you die? Counting Stars - One Republic (So I'll be star-watching?) 5) What's your worst fear? Kisses Don't Lie - Rihanna (?) 6) What do your friends think of you? Sophie - Olly Murs (Um, they don't know me very well, do they?!) 7) What will your future be? Girl on Fire - Alicia Keys (Help!) 8) What do you think of your best friend? Mirrors - Justin Timberlake 9) What do you think about love? Price Tag - Jessie J (Not true! Don't judge!) 10) Will you ever have kids? SOS - Rihanna (Mum would probably agree...) Girls Don't Realize These Things I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different. Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' FANFICTION UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTH!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!! Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), Anime895 (USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), icyprincess1 (USA), Marshmellowtime (USA), Fury-Writer-17 (USA), Verdigurl (New Zealand), justiceintheworldofhp-yearight (USA), Andie-san (Canada), HitaAndUtaPri (USA), claraowl (USA), GinnyWeasley12345 (England) Feel free to copy and paste! |