Hello, fellow Potterhead Enthusiasts!

I love Harry Potter and I think Sirius Black is my soulmate, but I have to say that I think I'm more superior then any fictional British person, be them Sirius Black or somebody else. I have another account- Lyricalyrics- and you'll find me on there, mostly, because the only reason I came up with this account is because of the name (Don't ask- I'm weird). My second favorite series other then Harry Potter is Percy Jackson (Logan Lerman is SUCH a cute actor, don't you think?) I'm still begging my mom to pre-order it from amazon, but until then...

Anyways, here's some things you need to know about me:

I love random quotes, facts, stories, one-shots, and people

I think normal people are the definition of oddness

Sometimes I burst into song at the most random moments

I think the world is an app on God's mini IPhone

My definition of fun would include:

Panda Bears

Plump Asians

A rabi

And an IPod

I'd like to think of this as my backup account, should I ever fill my doc manager with too many stories (which will undoubtedly happen). I am an obsessed writer and actually thought of calling this account that, but sadly the name was taken and should I ever find the person who owns that account...

Anyways, now you shall meet my more... personal side, which involves truly heartbreaking trauma, excruciatingly stressful drama, a poetic way of peering into the world, and angels who snog.

Do you think angels lie? I'm trying in vain to brainwash myself that they aren't as perfect as they seem to be, but I'm truly just jealous of them. They're living lives of luxury while we're suffering in poverty all of the Wizard-Godamned time!

And the "heartbreaking trauma" in my life is usually summed up in a sentence: Why are all the people in the world except me total blunderheads? I like to think of myself as the misunderstood Potterhead writer, but most people like to think me as the eccentric humorist, not that I'm complaining. Does anyone remember MySpace? Random question, but it's really horrible now- one of my closest friends, for example, doesn't even know what that is. Pathetic, I know, but now it's considered to be strange if you still have a MySpace. I haven't gone on mine for years... good times, good times.

Sometimes, I wonder if the world is just an app on God's mini IPhone, like I said earlier, and we are all just sims to play with. The truth is, if it's true and the world is an app on God's IPhone, then we're pretty much screwed. No afterlife, no reincarnation- nothing but death. Ugh, I can be the dimwitted pessimist when I want to be, huh? I'm watching too much Ghost Whisperer- I need to take a break from the obscure life I am living, doesn't everyone? But when I was in elementary school, I was pretty much suicidal, based on all the haters. Well, you know what? I don't think we're supposed to be scared of death, we're supposed to embrace it. (OMFG, I JUST QUOTED FROM HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS WITHOUT REALIZING IT! SCORE!)

Moving onto more lighter, un-crazy topics that are suitable for a public profile and not a serial killers' personal life...

Most people call me a Harry Potter fanatic, but I'd like to think I am a Potterhead enthusiast. My favorite pairings include:

Sirius/Luna

Remus/Tonks

Harry/Hermione

Hermione/Draco

Luna/Harry

I also believe that Percy Jackson is Harry Potter in an alternate, twisted other dimension- I mean, Rick Riodan's intention couldn't have been any more clear. Both boys have beautiful green eyes. Both boys have jet-black hair. Both boys are stuck inside what seems like a fairytale story, other than the Dementors and Hydras and Death Eaters and Cyclopes and Wackspurts and Gorgons and ect. ect. ect., you get the picture. And of course, I simply adore percabeth, but I still live in vain belief that Rachel and Percy should've been together. Even though it would seem like yet another Harry Potter thing- you know, red-head and hero get together and live happily ever after-, I hate Harry/Ginny with all my heart- She's never truly there until she needs to be his girlfriend, and I simply detest that she has such a big personality after being so squeaky and annoyingly annoying- If she was a Muggle, I'd instantly think she was one of the Justin Beiber fan girls, judging from the way J.K. Rowling had portrayed her in the first few books- insecure, star-struck, annoying, and extremely disturbing...

Anyways, I'd like to write more but my hands are cramping and I feel slightly lightheaded, hormonal, and now have an urge to sing Lorde's Love Club at the top of my lungs. So farwell, my fellow mythical creatures, and may the force be with you.

XOXO,

Sarcastic Clapping (and probably the most humorous, awesome, cool, beautiful, slightly misunderstood, tortured soul of the most amazing fandoms here that you will ever read)