It was supposed to be a simple hiking trip. I didn't expect to find an different alien species that was 15 ft tall and a giant robot. But hey, when life hands you lemons. [In the process of a rewrite. If you wonder why the quality drastically changes between chapters, that is why.] Slow burn.

Even transformers have bad ideas from time to time! NOTE: This is my first fic so be gentle...

Grief takes strange and painful forms. Sometimes, in fact, painful to everyone nearby.

Marian thought babysitting would be the perfect chance to stay home with her sister and focus on her art. She didn't expect the kids to get into trouble with giant alien robots every time she turned around, and how was she to know that painting a picture of an Aston Martin would give her a permanent, egotistical migraine? An awkward romance told in 100 word snippets. KnockOut/Oc

Lily White had always lived a rough life. Her dad passed when she ten because of cancer, leaving her mother and herself alone, in dingy house with little money or food. Now she's 19, just finished school, her mom has cancer, and she's praying for a miracle. When she runs into a group of people with fancy cars more than once in one day, what'll happen? Sunstreaker/OC/Sideswipe

Rewrite! Congratulations! You have been chosen to come live at the N.E.S.T. Base! The following guide will keep you from being squashed, blasted, hit by a wrench, arrested or grounded if you are one of our younger recruits. Thank you and good luck, you're going to need it.

What would happen if an avid Transformers fan was allowed to ask The Director of the Transformers movies (we all know who he is :) any and all questions and he had to answer? Hilariousness, that's what! And we fans finally get the answers we've been craving! warning: mild spoilers (if you haven't seen all 3 movies, don't read this) and use of the word "heck".

I decided to write a fanfiction on what not to do around the 'Bots and 'Cons. Most of the stuff in here will probably be stuff my class did. They are all absolutely nuts.

These are the adventures of the Vehicons ST-3V3 and GR3G as they try their best to survive aboard the Nemesis, following "Lord" Starscream's every whim. Takes place mostly at the beginning of Season 1, but exceptions will be made. Drabble-series. No (enforced) pairing. Drabble-based summaries at the beginning of each drabble.

What if Jack had hid some of his past only to go back to the place of suffering and commarodery. But what if Jack has a secret he kept from everyone.

When a damsel in distress turns down his offer of help, it's up to The Flash to charm his way into her life; after all, rescuing damsels is his specialty! Though he didn't expect to fall in love in the process... Now if only those pesky criminals would back off long enough for him to make it to the first date. A superhero's awkward romancing told in 100 word snippets. TheFlash/Oc

Ever wonder what our favorite con Soundwave does while he's alone? Well here's some one-shots. R&R please :) Rated T for some mature content. Marked 'Complete', because it's a series of one-shots.

Smokescreen wasn't the only bot that protected Alpha Trion. A young femme that goes by the name Aqua Flare accompanies them. But what would happen if this supposed regular femme had more to her than just her unusual weapons and heritage? hurt/comfort/adventure/romance- eventually romance... maybe. T for teen and cybertronian cursing and suggestive jokes. OC, OP, Smokey, IH, Arcee

A fangirl falls into the world of Transformers, and ends up in the Shattered Glass universe. Being a major Autobot fan led to major confusion on her part when the Decepticons ended up saving her from the Autobots. At least Knock Out's a good guy. Can she find her way back to her reality? Or will she fall in love with her new "Decepticon family" and decide to stay? SG Prime

After a series of misunfortunate events, Grimlock, Gingerfern, and the crazy author go on a quest for the most valuable of things... French Fries. Oh, the glory. Oneshot

Here are some of the rules/ guide lines you should follow when living with Ming and the autobots. Ming from my fanfic; A Dangerous Twin book 1 reunited.

"What'd you mean you don't know where I live? Just exactly how are you planning to get me home?" "Swoop sorry. Just want to see Kendra." "Great...what now?" G1 based.

A collection of Animaniacs songs sung by/about The Transformers. Currently contains Automaniacs, Wheelie and The Brain, Ballad of Megatron, There's Only One Of You, and A Meticulous Analysis of History.

Rescue Bots! Blades goes to extreme lengths to dissuade any of Dani's suitors...including going out with her himself.

I have seen all three movies, Transformers movies. A Transformer, in the fandom of Transfans, means gigantic alien machines that can scan vehicles and become them, hence, becoming Robots in Disguise. They are not the powerboxes that you see on the poles. They have sparks, which generate their personality and life being extremely vital to living itself.

It was surprising how it took this long for him to find out, considering his previously failed attempts. Prowl does the right thing and tries to have a logical conversation with him, but it never does take long for his CPU to 'Crackle', 'Fitz', or 'Pop'.

"He's so adorable! I wanna kill him with love!" When Rumble gets booted out of a battle thanks to Ironhide's pede, he is adopted into a Neutral family.

A young mech has survived the bombing of tarn, only to find salvation in the arms of the oddest family thought possible.

A random little bunny that appeared, no plot as yet and sorry if any of the Autobots are ooc

when Sophia falls from the sky she realizes she is not at home any more when psycho robots start chasing her then she find she's in deep trouble, will she be able to save cybertron and earth? or will she end up as a slave? and when she falls in love with one of the good guys does things get even more complicated?

I don't own transformers nor this story; apparently my oc took control of it so enjoy his silly stories about random transformers and my oc's!

Sideswipe and Sunstreaker find it's not so easy driving in a snowstorm. -oneshot, written for tf-speedwriting's Advent Calendar on LJ-

Perceptor knows how to get his charge up in the mornings. Fluff and tickles galore!

Prowl has always been a competitive fragger.

A strange twist on a M!A... when a certain medic wakes up stuck in a doll-sized frame, what will Winnie think... or do, to make him normal?

Skyblazer spills her feelings in a short poem.

Our favorite Moutain Dew machine, Dispensor, starts his own adventure after he is given life during the 2007 film. yes, that is his real officially given name. need ideas to continue story.

Mina is having a hard time adjusting back to living with the Autobots after her capture by the Decepticons. She wakes from a nightmare and runs only to have Jazz find her. *One-Shot*

This an oc based story. It is about Nightrage and Silversky. Anyway this a story on how to bots meet and at 1st there just friends then they become close. Nightrage is the Silverskys protector and he vowed to save her even at the cost of her life. Can he do it? . Read the authors note for more info and I hope you like this!

The Aerialbots now have there own sparklings but they don't know the trouble that awaits them in dealing with five young sparklings whom act just like them; except there is something different about each of them. A threat within the young team threatens everyone even himself but doesn't realize until the last moment. WARNING: Death may be present in future chapters due to Rage.

A young girl gets humiliated at a dance and runs away in shame. But it's Jazz to the rescue!

Okay so basically kitten a.k.a. kittycon gets amnesia after falling off a cliff and her and her friend have to stay with the stormflyers for a while and learn how to deal with them. Other types of characters and teams will be present in this even special characters. R&R if you love it and if you don't like it oh well.

Just because he's smiling and all cheery, do you ever stop to think that maybe its all fake? - Disclaimer: Transformers MTMTE (c) Hasbro/IDW - Note: Prompt was originally suggested by my friend Josh, thanks Josh, this one's for you :D

The Decepticons are having a break from all their work but while lounging on the couch in their Rec. Room they suddenly take a nap, Starscream taking this as his advantage - Disclaimer: Transformers (c) Hasbro - Note: Takes place on Cybertron(Kaon of course), and this is what happens when you give Starscream a marker, and its aftermath!

I asked my friend for some TFP fics, and all she sent me was slash!fic after slash!fic after slash!fic. I asked her to send me a "G" rated fic (because slash just isn't my thing) and she sent me a slightly less slashy (but still slashy, nonetheless) fic. So, I wrote this to teach her what a non-slashy TFP fic was all about.

Mirage is caught in a sticky situation.

Sunstreaker learns that not all squishes are pathetic. "Best five out of seven!" "Sunny…" "What are they doing?" "They've been at it all day." "ARGH!" "Okay, I win. Now—" "—Best seven out of nine!" "Oh come on Sunny! Just admit it already!" "No! There's no way that a stupid organic could possibly beat me at something!" "…You got some serious superiority issues." T b/c of Sunny boy.

Reboot of my previous TF and T&F crossovers. When the Decepticons find energon on the Island of Sodor, the engines become the new targets. The Autobots must protect the island and defeat Megatron's forces before the island is reduced to rubble. However, will the Autobots get help from a heroic little blue tank engine?

Fun drabble type stories! Based off the birthday scenario meme. REQUESTS OPEN!

What happens when Kickback and Bombshell put Shrapnel on a diet? Total hijinks!

...And I will stay.

A poem about when the autobots and humans had to part in deadlock.

Oc's for my new story summary inside plz read

A poem about the Great War so please enjoy.

What if you had a choice that would completely change the course of an age-old war? Would you take the chance or would you run with your tail between your legs?

Me and wreck gar are going to watch stars together. But what happens when wreck gar gets sick? What levels will I go to to make sure wreck gar can see some stars? Read to find out. One shot of wreck gar. R&R.

Episode 3: Shadow falls for a certain someone, and Gir and Space Core try to help him get the girl. Eddsworld cameo too! Edit: First chapter has been slightly corrected.

Wreck gar here's me singing firework by Katy Perry. Then he wonders, what's a firework? a one-shot 4th of July fanfic .

Twilight, Nitro-x, Electric Storm, and Perceptor are all transported to a mysterious world where ponies walk and talk- and go to this strange institution called 'High School' (characters are Anthro for the most part, sort of an AU Equestria Girls fic) (belongs in 'A new Home').

Change comes in many forms, as Felina Ashbelle learned the hard way; for her, it means a Warner-induced headache. Trouble begins to brew in Burbank, and she realizes that the only way to keep her family safe is to team up with a certain perverted chatterbox. Can the two work past their differences to save the ones they love or will their lives fall apart around them?

Another 'A new Home' short. What happens when Ironhide lets Spike watch a western? Trouble, that's what.

This is what happens when Sides 'n' Sunny get on Wikipedia: Calamity! Drabble. (Yes it is in line with TF: New Beginnings)

(thanks to fellow fanficker Pugemonian for doing the new cover :D) What happens when you add My Little Pony, Transformers, and awesomeness? This story of course! Prepare for laughs, gasps, some romance (no slash), and maybe even a few tears (I said MAYBE). Warning: May contain TF G1 and all it's energony goodness! Story 1 in my 'A New Home' series.

Young Autobot keeps have bad dreams.

First story please don't kill me! Follow Kaitlin on her adventures with the transformers. WARNING! There is both sad and funny moment inside. Please read! Please review!

sideswipe's in the brig, prowl is afraid of tacos, and there is a Big multicoulored mushroom cloud... read at your own risk ;)

When you don't like to talk about how you feel or what happen in your life, you write it in your diary and that's what Sunstreaker does. Good,bad,funny and cute moments are revealed.

I finished watching the anime and couldn't resist writing this. Basic line of story is this, Marin is bored and has a tickle fight with Mike and somehow Melan gets sucked into it as well.

Based on "Princess Alexandra". A version of "Hey There Delilah" about Alex from Yakko's POV. Please Read and Review! ONLY based on "Princess Alexandra" and not the sequel in progress. So...yeah, please review.

Slight AU. No one's at the Warner Bros Studio in the summer. The Warners have begun to grow from kids to teenagers, and Alex's family has to take them in the summer. Now they're going on a road trip. Can Alex survive them? Possible Yakko/OC later.

Implied character death. After Ratchet's offlinement he leave precise directions that are not ignored. Parody Crack fic.

Have a chat with one who can't talk. Rate and review flame if you want to even.

Tiara me gets a very strange call on a werd and random day. Beware of randomness!. oneshot...maybe.

Prowl isn't happy with the lack of rules and the amount of things certain humans cough Cori, Sam, Will cough are getting away with. Rated T for some swearing

What happens when a teenager with a phobia concerning driving gets tied up in one of Swindle's crazy money making schemes? Yeah, I'm scared, too.

How the theme song would turn out if the 'bots or 'cons were not even robots but breakfast treats. it's short but funny! ONESHOT

Cybertronians have certain rules, depending on which side you're on. Read as the Autobots discover their rules. Be amused at their reactions to some rules that they don't particularly like...oneshot. T for light lang.

A drabble with two of my OC's, for my own amusement. A renegade samurai, and a dark Seeker, in close quarters with no intention of being friends.

The Joker and Catwoman run into each other in a museum. The Joker has a great time. Catwoman... not so much.

In a IM chat about the 2007 movie, Wheelie asks a very awkward question. Oneshot Please R&R

Another parody of an Animaniacs song which is a parody of the Macarena.

The title pretty much says it all lol! I warn ya, it's silly! ;D

Just what the title says.

Kickback educates on how to enjoy life.

Wheelie talks about his time on the world of the savage Sharkticons