I bet you thought this story was dead, didn't you? Admit it, you thought it was dead Dead, dead, dead, dead, DEAD, DEAD, DEADER THAN THAT TOAD AT THE INTERSECTION! Ravage: ThR was a toad in teh #intersection? 0_0 Wheeliefan101: No, but if there was, it would be dead FORWARD!
RULE #11: WHEN YOU HAVE ANY INJURIES, GO TO THE CONSTRUCTICONS, NOT GLIT No matter what anyone else may say Glit seems to always wake up on the wrong side of the bed Scratch that He falls off his bed and gets up on the wrong side of the FLOOR The Constructicons are MUCH nicer Somehow, Glit doesn't think split ends are an emergency Of course they are! Have you SEEN what it does to my complexion?! Absolutely horrible! RULE #12: BATMAN IS NO MATCH FOR BATBOT And I have Ravage as back up Ravage: Lulz, I is #back-up? Yay! Me: Uh, yeah First of all, Batbot is a REAL bat Unlike Batman, who just is a guy in a sort of bat like suit Ravage: Batbot is celebrity, FYI Me: And, he does NOT have an evil butler! Case closed, class dismissed RULE #13: RAZORCLAW IS NOT BE ANNOYED WITH STUPID QUESTIONS Yes, he will answer your questions No, you cannot ask stupid questions E.g.: Is the sun hot? How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Rampage nearly "accidently" stepped on me You slipped, my foot! *does "I'm watching you" gesture to Rampage* RULE #14: DON'T SAY YOU'RE BORED AROUND SINNERTWIN That guy has puppets PUPPETS Do you have any idea how creepy puppets are?! And annoying! A lot of both Nice attempt, Sinnertwin, but Mr. Fungles is not going to cure my boredom with his juggling skills (or lack of them) RULE #15 ARGUING WITH DINOCONS IS FUTILE I TRIED to tell Slugfest that the Autobots do NOT want to be his friends That they wanted to tear him apart and eat his little parts for breakfast But would he listen? Noooooo He kept insisting everyone LOVED him Crazy dinocons RULE #16 STAY AWAY FROM TRANSFORMERS NEWS REPORTERS THEY ARE Ca-reepy! Optimus accidently (or not so accidently) ran over Frenzy I, of course, rushed to his side He managed to choke out, "I...can't feel my legs!" "Hang in there buddy, WE NEED A MEDIC! Okay, where does it hurt?" "My legs." "Oh yeah. Did Prime run over them?" "No, you're sitting on them." "Oh, sorry, my bad!" After I got off Frenzy, the Constructicons came Unfortunately, the news reporters came first They loved Frenzy's agony and even had the nerve to ask Prime to run over him AGAIN! Like I said before, creepy RULE #17 DO NOT TAUNT LAZY AUTOBOTS Crosshairs, for example He is very lazy in battle and, quite frankly, I'm surprised he's survived this long The Cassetticons hid me behind a rock again But, unfortunately, I had a wonderful idea Which most people would call trouble Pessimists... Anywho, I saw Crosshairs, being lazy as usual So I threw some little rocks and sticks at him, calling him names and daring him to catch me ... I didn't actually EXPECT him to really chase me But I could have handled it if he just chased me, right? Well, HE may be lazy, but his gun (Pinpointer) sure isn't NOW I know how he's survived... I feel stupid... RULE #18 YOU CANNOT JET JUDO UNLESS YOU ARE ACTUALLY A JET Jet Judo: /jeh•tuh joo•doh/ the process of fighting an enemy in air (most commonly as a jet) So trying it by yourself is not Jet Judo And no, jumping off a jet doesn't count either It only results in broken body parts I speak from experience ): RULE #19 FIJIT FRIENDS ARE HEREBY BANNED Dang it, and I loved my cute wittle Serafina! D= But Buzzsaw didn't He was scared of it So he pecked at it Then ripped out it's processor And set fire to it Then danced in the ashes RIP Serafina T.T RULE #20 IF SOMEONE FROM AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION COMES, DON'T FREAK OUT That's fairly normal here But where you guys come from, apparently not You see, this newbie-name's James-accidently landed here So we Cons took him and all that yadda yadda yadda But then, this alternate dimension Ravage showed up Had a Russian accent James freaked And died of a heart attack (may he rest in peace v_v)
So? Whatcha think? Good? Bad? Have ideas? Want to pelt me with marshmellows? Say it all in the REEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEWWWWWWSSSSSSS!~
RULE #11: WHEN YOU HAVE ANY INJURIES, GO TO THE CONSTRUCTICONS, NOT GLIT No matter what anyone else may say Glit seems to always wake up on the wrong side of the bed Scratch that He falls off his bed and gets up on the wrong side of the FLOOR The Constructicons are MUCH nicer Somehow, Glit doesn't think split ends are an emergency Of course they are! Have you SEEN what it does to my complexion?! Absolutely horrible! RULE #12: BATMAN IS NO MATCH FOR BATBOT And I have Ravage as back up Ravage: Lulz, I is #back-up? Yay! Me: Uh, yeah First of all, Batbot is a REAL bat Unlike Batman, who just is a guy in a sort of bat like suit Ravage: Batbot is celebrity, FYI Me: And, he does NOT have an evil butler! Case closed, class dismissed RULE #13: RAZORCLAW IS NOT BE ANNOYED WITH STUPID QUESTIONS Yes, he will answer your questions No, you cannot ask stupid questions E.g.: Is the sun hot? How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Rampage nearly "accidently" stepped on me You slipped, my foot! *does "I'm watching you" gesture to Rampage* RULE #14: DON'T SAY YOU'RE BORED AROUND SINNERTWIN That guy has puppets PUPPETS Do you have any idea how creepy puppets are?! And annoying! A lot of both Nice attempt, Sinnertwin, but Mr. Fungles is not going to cure my boredom with his juggling skills (or lack of them) RULE #15 ARGUING WITH DINOCONS IS FUTILE I TRIED to tell Slugfest that the Autobots do NOT want to be his friends That they wanted to tear him apart and eat his little parts for breakfast But would he listen? Noooooo He kept insisting everyone LOVED him Crazy dinocons RULE #16 STAY AWAY FROM TRANSFORMERS NEWS REPORTERS THEY ARE Ca-reepy! Optimus accidently (or not so accidently) ran over Frenzy I, of course, rushed to his side He managed to choke out, "I...can't feel my legs!" "Hang in there buddy, WE NEED A MEDIC! Okay, where does it hurt?" "My legs." "Oh yeah. Did Prime run over them?" "No, you're sitting on them." "Oh, sorry, my bad!" After I got off Frenzy, the Constructicons came Unfortunately, the news reporters came first They loved Frenzy's agony and even had the nerve to ask Prime to run over him AGAIN! Like I said before, creepy RULE #17 DO NOT TAUNT LAZY AUTOBOTS Crosshairs, for example He is very lazy in battle and, quite frankly, I'm surprised he's survived this long The Cassetticons hid me behind a rock again But, unfortunately, I had a wonderful idea Which most people would call trouble Pessimists... Anywho, I saw Crosshairs, being lazy as usual So I threw some little rocks and sticks at him, calling him names and daring him to catch me ... I didn't actually EXPECT him to really chase me But I could have handled it if he just chased me, right? Well, HE may be lazy, but his gun (Pinpointer) sure isn't NOW I know how he's survived... I feel stupid... RULE #18 YOU CANNOT JET JUDO UNLESS YOU ARE ACTUALLY A JET Jet Judo: /jeh•tuh joo•doh/ the process of fighting an enemy in air (most commonly as a jet) So trying it by yourself is not Jet Judo And no, jumping off a jet doesn't count either It only results in broken body parts I speak from experience ): RULE #19 FIJIT FRIENDS ARE HEREBY BANNED Dang it, and I loved my cute wittle Serafina! D= But Buzzsaw didn't He was scared of it So he pecked at it Then ripped out it's processor And set fire to it Then danced in the ashes RIP Serafina T.T RULE #20 IF SOMEONE FROM AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION COMES, DON'T FREAK OUT That's fairly normal here But where you guys come from, apparently not You see, this newbie-name's James-accidently landed here So we Cons took him and all that yadda yadda yadda But then, this alternate dimension Ravage showed up Had a Russian accent James freaked And died of a heart attack (may he rest in peace v_v)
So? Whatcha think? Good? Bad? Have ideas? Want to pelt me with marshmellows? Say it all in the REEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEWWWWWWSSSSSSS!~