Pinky-the-Assassin does not own Transformers

Congratulations! You have been chosen to come live at the N.E.S.T base! The following guide will keep you from being squashed, blasted, hit by a wrench, arrested, or grounded if you are one of our younger recruits. Thank you and good luck, you're going to need it.

Rules and guidelines by Erin Jones

Enforced by Prowl

Rule 1

When called in for a check up, do not attempt to hide

(Ratchet gets really angry when he has to go find you for a check up)

(And will have a wrench ready when he finds you)

(Trust me)

(I'm the master at this and if I can be found,)

(So can you)

Rule 2

The following reasons are not good excuses to miss a meeting

(There was a meeting?) (Summer, me)

(BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!) (Jazz and me, again)

(My fortune teller advise against it) (Really, Sam. That is a pretty lame excuse)

(I don't attend meeting on days ending with y) (Sunstreaker)

(I was teaching my parrot to sing "Someone Like You" by Adele) (I'm still wondering where Jazz got that parrot)

(I didn't feel like it.) (Me, Summer)

(We were attacked by flying rainbow monkeys) (Sideswipe that was a weak attempt)

Rule 3

Don't call Prowl gay repeatedly.

(Sam, Summer, me)

(As much fun it is to see Prowl glitch,)

(The Autobots kinda need their SIC)

Rule 4

Don't ask Wheeljack to build you anything.

(It may seem very cool at first,)

(but it will most likely end up blowing up in your face)

(The flamethrower that he gave me is prime example of that)

Rule 5

Don't watch horror movies with Bumblebee or me in the room

(I may be tough about most things)

(but, I'm a wimp when it comes to horror movies)

(So when everyone else watched The Ring)

(Bumblebee and me were clinging to each other)

(Afterwards we were too scared to sleep in our own rooms)

(so we slept in Optimus' room)

(No monster would think of crossing him)