Okay, so i have decided to do a rule fic with my most popular story's OC which is Christina Norcinu (She's who?!) by far. This will just be a little side project meant to get laughs. Enjoy! Yomitori to kakunin!( read and review)
#1.) This may be obvious, but do NOT back talk to my dad unless you want canons in your face.
*Dray! I cannot believe you said that! Your lucky your not dead! She told him to go frag Starscream when dad told her to stay out of the way!*
#2.) Starscream confuse to backwards talk not do.
*yeaahh he got mad and tried to squash Sam and Draykon when they started talking about random things, as fast as they could while talking backwards.*
#3.) When Dad and Screamer are fighting do not say:" awww you guys look sooooooo cute together" with an accent while taking pictures.
*Draykon and I were crazy hyper... We got glared at and thrown into the brig for a couple hours...*
*"Totally worth it!"-Draykon*
#4.) Do not say the autobots won the war,therefore they are much better than the 'cons.
* there was a hole in the wall*
*"I would be dead if my skin couldn't turn into amour"- Draykon"
*"Well you said that right to Megatron and starscream"- Sam
"The looks on Screamers face when my dad freaked out were worth it!"- Draykon*
#5.) Do not bring Keith to the base.
*you will have to deal with me. And I am WORSE than my father when annoyed. You have been warned.*
#6.) Draykon and I are not allowed to have energon mixed with coffee.
* bad things happen when we are hyper. Ending with cannon fires or brig time or both most of the time( see rule 3)*
#7.) Human soldiers at Nest, do NOT freak out when i come.
* I don't like being shot at, i WILL get angry and you WILL regret it!*
*"Her eyes started glowing red and her skin went darker and she almost killed Bob!"-random soldier)
*i have my father's temper.*
#8.) Same thing for the 'Cons when Draykon comes.
*Prime doesn't like it when she gets injured.*
#9.) Do not introduce the twins to dodgeball.
* Draykon, what the heck were you thinking?
"I didn't know they would make Cybertronian sized ones... or that they would hit dad with them"- Draykon)
#10.) When you get mad at your father,do not yell " I wish -insert uncle's name- was my dad!
*this is mostly for me and Draykon... Dad actually looked hurt and Prime got depressed when Draykon said it to him... we both ended up apologizing multiple times.*
#11.) Chai tea is banned on at Nest.
* Ratchet freaked when he saw the amount of sugar i put in mine*
#12.) If you don't know how to use chopsticks, don't use them.
* Bob tried to use mine, got annoyed and threw them. They hit Barricade, who whipped out his gun and almost blew her head off. Lennox was not happy.*
#13.) Touch my matches, books, anime or notebooks and i will hurt you
*"Sunny took the matches for a prank and when Chris found out, lets just say he's still in the Medbay"-Sides*
#14.) Who ever told the Hatchet where our secret stash of rootbeer and chocolate is. You WILL pay!
*"Normally, i try to keep Chris somewhat calm when she's here, but im just as mad as she is!" -Draykon*
#15.) I am no longer near Annebelle when im in one of my 'kill everything' moods
*afterwards i felt bad for scaring her that much*
#16.) When i say do something. Don't be surprised when you get hurt.
*I told Sam to get out of the way, he didn't listen.
"I got covered in so much paint. I was bright pink for a month because it wouldn't come off!"-Sam.*
#17.) Do not make fun of Draykon and my flat chests.
*lets just say Prime wasn't happy with the words we used in our come backs*
#18.) Do not call Screamer a femme bot.
* he will go on and on for hours and then, if you still say he is... Well lets just say don't unless you like heights*
#19.) Draykon and I are not allowed to use our abilities on Alex and his friends.
*Prime was disappointed. Dad was proud (^-^)*
#20.) If Draykon wants to sing 'I got a jar of dirt' and do the dance,let her.
*Prowl got annoyed. The Hatchet scanned her. Turns out her mind is actualy fine. Unlike mine*
#21.) Just because you have healing abilities doesn't mean Ratchet wont freak out.
*i was in a mood, Ratchet annoyed me so i changed my finger into a knife and 'accidently' cut myself and healed it over and over. Ratchet almost glitched*
#22.) Do not let the Cybertronians see Transformer Crack fics.
*Dad saw '":Anatidaephobia:"' by Steelburst and shorted out his voice while laughing
"Seeing Uncle Megs laugh is disturbing"-Draykon*
#23.) Do not limit Draykon and my food supply!
*We need more food than normal people. "So stop snatchin our food Sam!"- Draykon.)
#24.) Get this in your heads: Tatyana is a techno organic, Draykon and i are not.
#25.) Do not purposely annoy me because your bored.
*if Draykon hadn't been there Sam and Leo would be dead.
#26.) Do not randomly ask people what sex they are then yell 'Stop lying!'
#27.) Do not get your words mixed up.
*"if you were on a stranded island, would you cut off your own leg and eat it?"- Sam
"You would die from bloodloss"- Me
"Not if you castrate it"-Sam
Ratchets face was priceless*
#28.) DO NOT TOUCH MY PEPORONI SUBS!
*seriously, Ratchet. Seriously? That was MY sub and it is not unhealthy!*
#29.) Dont touch Draykons chocolate.
*"Do not touch my chocolate cake or chocolate brownies UNLESS YOU WANT YOU HEAD CUT OFF? IM TALKING TO YOU SAMUEL WITWICKY!"-Draykon*
#30.) Dont try to teach the cybertronians how to spell
*i think Draykon and i scared a few of them*
#31.) Dont play wiffle ball in a hula skirt
*Sam... no just... no*
#32.) No pancake smacking!
*seriously Leo? I was gonna eat that!*
#33.) I can get away with ordering around the 'Cons. Sam, Leo, Draykon. You cannot.
*"Sam and Leo got stepped on. But i didnt!"-Draykon*
A/N Rule 27 31 32 are actually something my class did.