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Nobody - Shel Silverstein
Nobody loves me,
Nobody cares,
Nobody picks me peaches and pears,
Nobody offers me candies and cokes,
Nobody listens and laughs at my jokes,
Nobody helps me when I get in a fight,
Nobody does my homework at night,
Nobody misses me,
Nobody cries,
Nobody thinks I'm a wonderful guy,
So if you asked me who was my best friend in a whiz -
I'll stand up and tell you that nobody is,
But yesterday night I got quite a scare,
I woke up and nobody just wasn't there,
I called out and reached out for nobody's hand
In the darkness where nobody usually stands,
Then I poked around the house in every cranny and nook,
But I found somebody in each place that I looked,
I searched til' I'm tired, and now with the dawn
There's no doubt about it -
Nobody's gone!

The Listeners - Walter de la Mére.
"Is there anybody there?" said the Traveller,
Knocking on the moonlit door;
And his horse in the silence champed the grass
Of the forest's ferny floor;
And a bird flew up out of the turret,
Above the Traveller's head:
And he smote upon the door again a second time;
"Is there anybody there?" he said.
But no one descended to the Traveller;
No head from the leaf-fringed sill
Leaned over and looked into his grey eyes,
Where he stood perplexed and still.
But only a host of phantom listeners
That dwelt in the lone house then
Stood listening in the quiet of the moonlight
To that voice from the world of men:
Stood thronging the faint moonbeams on the dark stair,
That goes down to the empty hall,
Hearkening in an air stirred and shaken
By the lonely Traveller's call.
And he felt in his heart their strangeness,
Their stillness answering his cry,
While his horse moved, cropping the dark turf,
'Neath the starred and leafy sky;
For he suddenly smote on the door, even
Louder, and lifted his head:--
"Tell them I came, and no one answered,
That I kept my word," he said.
Never the least stir made the listeners,
Though every word he spake
Fell echoing through the shadowiness of the still house
From the one man left awake:
Ay, they heard his foot upon the stirrup,
And the sound of iron on stone,
And how the silence surged softly backward,
When the plunging hoofs were gone.

The Wedding Dress in The Host Oneshots; Only Forever Left To Go:
https:///url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=E4KA4Ow-ubHH7M&tbnid=PpzkzdAdHUAWDM:&ved=&url=http.com-most-expensive-wedding-dresses-ever&ei=qw2_UrmcGpOh7AbbtoC4CQ&bvm=bv.58187178,d.ZGU&psig=AFQjCNHlIGd_eJQIzAALjgkiBfEnUobkYQ&ust=1388338987959157

The Bridesmaids Dress in The Host Oneshots; Only Forever Left To Go:
https:///url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=SPT-IbpLjNeBSM&tbnid=Y1JYX2nDRzEU_M:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http.szkamaliya.com-But-Beautiful-Light-champagne-Ruffles-Short-Mini-Sleeveless-Bridesmaid-Dresses-p19805.html&ei=uii_Us6LKouI7AaVlYDwDw&bvm=bv.58187178,d.ZGU&psig=AFQjCNHUtYmzbCztN1O-f4GK5Iplj72X0Q&ust=1388345889540296

The Wedding Dress in The Affair; Chapter 2:
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The Bridesmaid Dress in The Affair; Chapter 2: (it's the one to the left of what's shown, covered in flowers)
http:///blog/slideshow/little-borrowed-dress/lavender-bridesmaids-dresses-little-borrowed-dress/

My Ships: (Because, you know, they are important)

The Host:
Melanie / Jared
Wanda / Ian
Jodi / Kyle
Lily / Wes

The Infernal Devices / The Mortal Instruments / The Bane Chronicles:
Tessa / Jem
Sophie / Gideon
Cecily / Gabriel
Charlotte / Henry
Catarina / Ragnor
Ragnor / Raphael
Jace / Clary
Magnus / Alec
Simon / Isabelle
Maia / Bat
Lucian / Jocelyn
Robert / Michael
Emma / Julian
Helen / Aline

Harry Potter:
Harry / Hermione
Luna / Neville
Sirius / Remus
Remus / Tonks
Lily / James
Bill / Fleur
Teddy / Victoire
Scorpius / Rose

Bloodlines / Vampire Academy:
Adrian / Sydney
Zoe / Neil
Marcus / Carly
Trey / Angeline
Rose / Dimitri
Eddie / Jill
Sonya / Mikhail
Lissa / Christian
Jackie / Malachi

Grey's Anatomy:
Alex / Jo
Jackson / April
Meredith / Derek
Christina / Owen
Callie / Arizona
Mark / Lexie

Emmerdale:
Robert / Aaron
Moira / Cain
Ross / Donna
Jimmy / Nicola

Eastenders:
Nancy / Tamwar
Mick / Linda
Cindy / Liam

Home & Away:
Casey / Denny
Bianca / Heath
Brax / Ricky
Nate / Ricky
Andy / Hannah
Hannah / Nate
Evelyn / Kyle
Evelyn / Josh
Evelyn / Matt
Evelyn / Spencer
Jet / Nina
John / Marilyn

Fallen:
Luce / Daniel
Ariana / Roland
Cam / Gabbe
Molly / Gabbe

List your twelve favorite The Mortal Instruments characters in no particular order

1. Sebastian

2. Izzy

3. Alec

4. Simon

5. Ragnor

6. Raphael

7. Catrina

8. Magnus

9. Helen

10.Aline

11. Clary

12. Jace

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Raphael/Clary. I've seen some but personally I don't see the attraction.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Simon. Eh, he's okay.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Jace got Magnus pregnant... hmm... it would be a scientific break through seeing as they are both male and Magnus is supposedly sterile.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Helen. Yeah, I read a really good one about her - it was amazing! How To Mend A Broken Heart by DCdreamer555. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Izzy / Raphael. Yeah, they wouldn't be a bad couple, but I prefer Sizzy and Raphael/Ragnor *giggles*

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Ragnor/Helen or Ragnor/Aline. Neither. No, no, no! I refuse to pick *\(-.-)/*

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Catarina walked in on Izzy and Jace. She'd probably shield her eyes and back out slowly.

8. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Sebastian and Catarina are in a happy relationship (this is starting off really disturbingly) until Catarina runs off with Simon (groans). Sebastian, brokenhearted (he can feel?), has a hot one-night stand with Clary and a brief unhappy affair with Jace, then follows the wise advice of Ragnor and finds true love with Alec. (hits head off table... Although, I wouldn't doubt that Ragnor helps Sebastian fall in love with Alec, anything to wind Magnus up)

What title would you give this fic?

The Most Messed Up Story.

9. You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Sebastian or Raphael... I think I'll pick Raphael.

10. Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?

Everyone gangs up on Alec. He stammers nervously and does whatever we want him to do. Or he says, "I am not your bitch!"

11. Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?

Everyone is invited to Izzy and Aline's wedding except Magnus. Why, he'd be very offended! A party is not a party without Magnus Bane, bitches!

12. 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

Alec starts a day camp O.O The children would gang up on him and overthrow him from his rule of the daycare. Magnus would come and save him and make them all fall asleep.

13. 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

Catarina... Honestly? Probably not. Her skills tend to be in healing and she is always very busy, I doubt that she has much time to be practicing her baking skills.

14. 8 and 5 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Magnus and Ragnor go camping. They are both warlocks! Ragnor would probably click his fingers and get the food while Magnus is pouting in the corner because he wanted a hunting "experience" while Ragnor rolls his eyes knowing that Magnus would have never succeeded in hunting.

15. What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion?

Aline. I don't know, she's not really a big character yet.