Hello stalker! JK!! Sorry had to put that there. :P Well, welcome!!

Enigma: A mystery, puzzle, hard to figure out. "Enigma's Secret" is from my friends, who all say I'm very secretive and very hard to figure out. :P

I am taking a break from writing and editing mistakes in my stories. Sorry about the long wait, but I will be posting again soon! Thank you for reading my stories!

Story(s) and Ideas:

House of Anubis:

Story: 5 Things That Never Happened to the HoA Characters: Title says all.

Note: Nina, Joy, Fabian, Jerome, and Alfie-review who should be after Alfie! :D

Idea: Nina Needs Help in French: So Nina needs help in French. Fabian gets advice from Mick, Jerome, and Alfie. (That's trouble right there.) So why do Patricia and Amber owe Mara money? When did Mara become a betting person?! Fabian/Nina

Note: I don't know French. BUT I do have an App on my Ipod ;)

Story: Bitter Rivals: 4 boys. 4 girls. Jerome, Alfie, Mick, and Fabian hate Mara, Patrica, Nina, and Amber. Two schools. Bitter rivalry. One lost mystery. One competition. The one year that changed everything. Fabian/Nina, Amber/Alfie Jerome and who will Jerome end up with??

Note: In the House of Anubis section...

Story: Got Questions? Here's Answers!: Got a question for the House of Anubis cast? Want answers? Here's the story for you!

Note: No dares to kill characters!!! Thank you so much for the reviews, alerts, and favorite story! It means soo much to me!!!

Story: E.T.: That's not the answer we expected...

Note: Will be published after my writing skills improve and when my other stories are finished.

One-Shot: Kiss the Girl: Amber wants Alfie to kiss her at prom, and Nina decides to help her. (Song)

Note: Will be in 'One-Shots'

One-Shot: 19: Mick was only 19... (Song)

Note: Will be in 'One-Shots'

Finished:

Happy Birthday, Trainwreck, To You, I Won't Say I'm in Love, Just the Way You Are...

Prince of Persia:

Idea: Dagger's Thoughts: Well, if the dagger could talk- it wouldn't have been stolen. But it doesn't mean it doesn't have thoughts. So-during the entire movie- what was the dagger thinking about?

Note: Will be in the Prince of Persia (movie) area. Diva Dagger...

Idea: Daughter of Persia: We know the world with three brothers and one empire. This story is like the one we know only in a different world, where Persia had a Princess.

Heartland:

Story: Life Behind Closed Doors: Abbie-Rose started this and I took over. So Amy and Ty in a secret relationship. But secret never last forever. Ty/Amy

Idea: In a Fairytale: Rough idea, I don't know where this will go, most likely in the Heartland. But a group ends up in our favorite fairytales. So who's who?

Idea: Hate to Love: Amy and Ty in highschool=enemies. Like hate. DEEP HATE. I would know. But then- Amy and Ty in college=love. When did that happen?!?!

Note: In the Heartland section.

Idea: Green is Not Your Color: Amy likes Ty. A LOT! Ty thinks he likes Amy...So when Amy fake dates a few guys, how will Ty react? But Amy what happens when Amy starts to forget about her first crush?

Note: Heartland section.

Idea: No Accident: It's the (some-what) big question: What if Amy's mom didn't die? What would happen? Would Amy ever learn the lessons she learned in the series? If the Accident didn't happen-what really happened?

Note: Heartland section. This one is an ify to write. :l

Idea: The Horse has to do Everything: Sundance had it. He was going to get his human and Green-eyes together. His way.

Links for outfits, houses, etc:

Bitter Enemies:

Castle picture for Moria School: http:///haunted_castles_scotland/glamis_castle.htm

Castle picture for James School: http:///viewcastle.aspx?id=135

Got Questions? Here's the Answer!

Patricia's Dress from Chapter 6-Color is next to the 'dusty shale' it's called 'matisse blue': http:///browse/single_product_detail.jsp?PRODUCT_id=845524441814970&FOLDER_id=2534374302027598&srcCode=AFFI00001&siteId=J84DHJLQkR4-l7s5lgZIXnUsn0EBq

(I'm not a shopping person, but I fell in love with the dress. I'm pretty sure it's not-Amber worthy)

Info About Me:

Gender: Girl

Age:Hm...Uh...idk- I lost count!

Things I love to do: I love to read, write, watch movies or t.v. I play sports for fun, not for school. I also love taking pictures, mainly of the landscape- not people. I want to do many things when I grow up- and I'm gonna do it all! Except swim with a great white... That can wait a few years. I'm a night person... Do great whites eat during the day or night? Hm...

Food: Hm... everything?

Things I can't live without:My laptop (which got taken over by my sis), my iPod, SKITTLES AND DR.PEPPER, my family, friends, and uh.. a lot of other stuff...

Religion: I'm Punjabi, it does effect any major OCs I write. Though that is mainly what I believe, some part of me believes that all god/gods/goddess exist, no matter what.

Random: Yes, I like moon, the ocean, and the color purple.

Favorite Animals:

Sharks. Don't mess with them. If they start to fly- we're all screwed.

Monkeys. :D

Elephants-

Those are the top three- I love all animals though!

Favorite Fruit:

Mangos

Watermelon

Question and Answers:

Moon or Sun?

Moon- all the way, sun isn't that bad though

Ocean or Mountains?

Both are awsome, but the ocean is THE BESTEST

Spelling and Grammar?

English is my second language. Screw spelling i haz prefect grammar! Awsome is awsome with one e not two. Bestest is a word.

What can you live without?

Pepsi, why does Ponyboy like Pepsi- I'll never know.

Summer or Winter?

Hm... Summer, winter is okay, depends where in the world though.

How often do I update?

Uh, depends- depends how much homework I have and if I know what to write. But now, I update randomly...

Funniest thing you've ever heard.

Tons, but I did like when a classmate said bull* and when the sub. asked what he said he replied, "Bullshonognog." None of my class mates like the sub... neither do I :P

Dislikes?

When my iPod crashes, when my laptop (Bob) doesn't listen to me, when my favorite food is gone, and time. Oh, and when people wanna cut my hair- I LIKE IT LONG!!!! (Though I will donate it!!) And when I get sick. Oh yea, and when movies/books spend their time on one character and in the squel (spelling?) it about the kid...gr... For example The Little Mermaid and The Little Mermaid 2, I liked Little Mermaid 3...

To Do list?

Get over Writers Block. And make a real to do list.

Hollywood or Bollywood?

The movies are great in both movie worlds. BUT it's the actors- Oh... trust me the actors...haha the actors are hot! Hm... Hollywood and Bollywood actors... *laughs*...Who needs school crushes when you have actors? (Sorry-that was really random- crush on actors over!) The songs are really good to!

Likes:

Music:Daughtry, Three Doors Down, Evany Cloud, and a bunch of other people that I can't remember...And Bollywood songs... too many to list...

Movies:Prince of Perisa: The Sands of Time, The Outsiders, How to Train Your Dragon, The A-Team, Disney Movies, Pixar, Dreamworks, etc- and I LOVE Bollywood Movies!!!!!! Doom (1 and 2) 3 is coming soon!!!! *Screams* Haven't heard of it? Oh...nevermind...

Shows:NCIS (LOVE THAT SHOW!!!!), White Collar, Off the Map, House of Anubis, and others that don't come to mind.

Books/Series:Percy Jackson, Heartland, Ingo, The Giver, The Outsiders, Eragon, and a whole lot others.

Pairings:

Prince of Perisa:

Dastan/Tamina

How to Train Your Dragon:

Hiccup/Astrid

Disney, Pixar, Dreamwork Pairings, Bollywood Movies:

Who has the Happily Ever After?

NCIS:

Tony/Kate or Tony/Ziva

Gibbs/Shannon or Gibbs/Jenny

McGee/Abby

Off the Map:

Ben/Lily

Tommy/Mina

Zee/Otis

House of Anubis:

Nina/Fabian

Mick/Mara

Amber/Alfie

Patricia/Jerome

Percy Jackson:

Percy/Annabeth

Thalia/Nico

Grover/and the girl he's with (what's her name??!)

Heartland:

Ty/Amy (WHY DID THEY BREAK UP!?!?!?!?!?!?)

Lou/Scott

Matt/Sonya (idk on how to spell her name)

Jack/Nancy

Ben/Joni

Ingo:

Sapphire/Faro

Eragon (Movie and Books):

Eragon/Saphira

Brom/Selena

Murtagh/Nasuada

Quotes:

A friend will stop you from overreating. A best friend will be walking beside you, giggling, "Someone's gonna get it!"

The voices may not be real- but they have awsome ideas!

Note to self: It's illegal to kill someone for being stupid

Don't knock on Death's door.. ring his doorbell and RUN! He hates that!

Shoot for the moon, cause if you miss you end up with the stars

Crazy is what you get!

"Normal teachers press the "Random" button once for tests to radomize tha answers. I do more work than that. I press the button twice." Mr. M.

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life- define yourself.

Hope
Peace
Love
Some things the world needs.

"You know what the trouble with real life is? There's no danger music." -Jim Carrey
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
It's always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I've found it?

Truth-
Something I never hear anymore.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in your enemies eyes.

Sarcasm- Learn it.

Dreams come true everyday.

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." - Unknown (Or Gibbs case- No match for a gun!)
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid." - Unknown
"He who laughs last didn't get it." - Unknown
"When there's a will, I want to be in it." - Unknown
"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." HermAlbright
Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

Don't tell me "Sky's the limit" when there's footsteps on the moon.

I'm not gonna tell you to go to hell... I'm going to tell you to go to school-because really- they're the same thing!

There are so many people out there who will tell you that you can't. What you've got to do is turn around and say "watch me."

Stand up for what you believe in- even if you stand alone!

Whoever says nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Nothing is IMPOSSIBLE The word itself says I'M POSSIBLE -Audrey Hepburun

The last two cancel each other out! :P

Adults are just kids with money!!!! $$$$$$$

Thank you to those who serve the Army- though please come back home soon, your families miss you!

Don't tell me to shoot for the sky when there's footprints on the moon.

Quotes from Jurassic Park (1993) from IMD's websites

Lex: I'm a hacker!
Tim: That's what I said: you're a nerd.
Lex: I am not a computer nerd. I prefer to be called a hacker

Dr. Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs...
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth...

Dr. Ian Malcolm: God help us; we're in the hands of engineers.

[being chased by the T-Rex]
Dr. Ian Malcolm: You think they'll have that on the tour?

Dr. Ian Malcolm: There. Look at this. See? See? I'm right again. Nobody could've predicted that Dr. Grant would suddenly, suddenly jump out of a moving vehicle.
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Alan? Alan!
[Jumps out of the vehicle]
Dr. Ian Malcolm: There's, another example. See, here I'm now sitting by myself, uh, er, talking to myself. That's, that's chaos.

[All of a sudden their electric car stops]
Dr. Alan Grant: What did I touch?
Dr. Ian Malcolm: You didn't touch anything. We stopped.

Copy/Paste, etc:

Don't touch the link below.

Really-don't

Nah, you should.

Why?

Cause-you shouldn't

ah-just click on it!

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

Boy: I love you.

Girl: I hate you.

Boy: U Sure?

Girl: Am sure.

Boy: Waiter, bill me alone...

Girl: Hey! Hey! I love you!!!!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you",

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have 3 choices:
A) Post this and show you care
B) Ignore it and say crap about it. And I'll know you've got NO HEART
C) Cry and copy this but you never read it again because it make you sad.
Please just copy and post this.

If you've ever walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway, copy and paste this to your profile.

I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink, Mom, so I drank soda instead.

I really felt proud inside, Mom, the way you said I would.

I didn't drink and drive, Mom, even though the others said I should.

I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you are always right.

Now the party is finally ending, Mom, as everyone is driving out of sight.

As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece.

Because of the way you raised me, so responsible and sweet.

I started to drive away, Mom, but as I pulled out into the road,

the other car didn't see me, Mom, and hit me like a load.

As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say,

the other guy is drunk, Mom, and now I'm the one who will pay.

I'm lying here dying, Mom. . . I wish you'd get here soon.

How could this happen to me, Mom? My life just burst like a balloon.

There is blood all around me, Mom, and most of it is mine.

I hear the medic say I'll die in a short time.

I just want to tell you, Mom, I swear I didn't drink.

It was the others, Mom. The others didn't think.

He was probably at the same party as I.

The only difference is, he drank and I will die.

Why do people drink, Mom? It can ruin your whole life.

I'm feeling sharp pains now. Pains just like a knife.

The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, and I don't think it's fair.

I'm lying here dying, and all he can do is stare.

Tell my brother not to cry, Mom. Tell Daddy to be brave.

And when I go to heaven, Mom, put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave,

Someone should have told him, Mom, not to drink and drive,

If only they had told him, Mom, I would still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom. I'm becoming very scared.

Please don't cry for me, Mom. When I needed you, you were always there.

I have one last question, Mom, before I say goodbye.

I didn't drink and drive, so why am I the one to die?

I saw this on another person's profile, and I cried when I read it. Hundreds of people die every day because of DWI. And most of them are teenagers. Shouldn't this stop? This waste of life. Copy and paste this to your profile if you agree.

I'm the Girl

I'm the girl who will put my head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you.
I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive restaurant.

I'm the girl who says,"Okay, but you owe me...", not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you.

I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you.

I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like; I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms.
I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me.
I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have.

I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it.
And even if we spend time apart,

I'm the girl who never forgets you.
I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss. I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything.
I'm the girl who will brag about you to all of my friends.
I'm the girl who will listen to you talk.
I'm the girl who loves it when you hug me for no apparent reason.
I'm the girl who loves it when you hug me from behind.
I'm the girl who loves it when you introduce me to your friends as your girlfriend. I'm the girl who loves the feeling when you take me by the hand without saying a word.

I'm the girl who loves it when you give me flowers for no apparent reason.

I'm the girl who thinks the world of you. All I want is for us to be together.

Annoying things to do on an elevator:

1. Drop a pen on puropse. when someone goes to pick it up, yell "That's MINE!"

2. Scream, "They are coimg for me!" when the doors open.

3. Stare at another passenger, when they turn to look at you tell them, "I'm wearing my new socks today."

4. Draw a square around you with chalk, and then tell the other riders, "This is MY personal space."

5. Ask to press someone's floor button, then purposely press the wrong one.

6. Every time the elevator doors open say, "Ding."

7. Meow occasionally

8. When it comes your turn to get off, go up to the door and strain to pull them open, when they open by themselves act embarrassed.

9. Stare at another rider and then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM." and slowly back away

10. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

11. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

12. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

13. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

14. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

15. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

16. Swat at flies that don't exist.

17. Call out "Group hug" then enforce it

18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

19. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

20. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

21. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

22. Greet everyone with a handshake and ask that they call you Admiral.

23. Take pictures of everyone on the elevator.

If you've never had chicken pox, measles, food poisoning, or any of that stuff, then copy and paste this into your profile

If books are your life and you absolutely CAN'T live without them then copy and paste this into your profile

OMG! OMG! The Outsiders FanFiction Archive FINALLY reached up to 5,000 fics! If you are EXTREMELY excited about this, copy and paste this inside your profile.

If you are NOT like other girls, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you support Sodapop Curtis, copy and paste this to your profile.

96% of girls would cry if they saw Justin Bieber about to jump from a very high plane 20,000 feet in the air with no parachute. If you're in the 4% that would bring a cooler of food and drinks and a lawnchair and watch then copy and paste this in your profile. (I'd video tape it!)

If you think we should all go back to the 50's-early 60's, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you love greasers, are a self-confessed greaser fan, and are a proud member of TEAM GREASER and can't stand Socs...COPY AND PASTE!

If you know in fact Sodapop Curtis is BLOND, but don't the heck mind when Rob Lowe played him, copy and paste!

98 of teens have tried smoking pot. if you are one of the 2 that haven't put this in your profile.

If you are one of the many writers who believe that your stories should garner more attention then your user page, yet still covers their user page with witticisms, quotes and "copy and paste this onto your profile" items, copy and paste this onto your profile

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

I've learned...that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

Welcome to the Dark Side. Are you surprised we don't have cookies?

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

RANDOM THINGS

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

16 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting, "Go, Pikachu, Go"

16. Go into the candy Isle and scream, " WHY DOES MY TOOTH HURT?"

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have over 300 novels in your room and think its odd people gawk at them, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. (Didn't i already put this?)

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile (many times!!)

If you can read this message, you are blessed beacause over two million people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

is that awesome or what?!

If you feel bad for Jacob Black...copy and paste this on your profile.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' (LOL!)

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

People think you can be socially akward because you never come out of you room because you're always writing. (THANK GOD!)

People think you have A.D.D. (Yep)

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.(Sorta)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say, "What was your first clue?" copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you make yourself look stupid on a daily basis, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know the answer to life, the universe, and everything, copy and paste this to your profile. (Skittles and Dr. Pepper)

If you copy and paste so much that you often have to stop and think about whether or not you've already copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever had a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then

Random Questions:

If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Over the limit?

Are children who act in 'R' rated moves allowed to see them?

Why is it when an adult with the mind of a child is locked up and put in a asylum, while children are allowed to run in the streets?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out." ?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."?

Isn't Disneyland just a people trap operated by a mouse?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are crazy?

Why is it when some products you have to turn upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn down?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

put this
o on ur page
if u like music

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Boy: I need someone to talk to.
Girl: I'm always here for you.
Boy: I know.
Girl: What's wrong?
Boy: I like her so much.
Girl: Talk to her.
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
Girl: Don't say that...you're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me.
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell her...
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say?
Girl: Tell her how much you like her.
Boy: I tell her daily.
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her...I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem...but he'll never like me.
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh, some boy.
Boy: Oh, she won't like me either.
Girl: She does.
Boy: How do you know?
Girl: Because who wouldn't like you?
Boy: You.
Girl: You're wrong. I love you.
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did.

Curiosity was framed. Stupidity killed the cat.

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
"

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

Silence is golden but ductape is silver

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?

Patience isn’t a virtue; it’s a waste of time

Haters are your biggest fans

An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth leaves the world full of toothless blind people

I did not slap you. I simply high fived your face.

You're a great friend but if the zombies chase us, I'm tripping you.

Why the heck do you have my cookie in your hands? DROP IT NOW!!

Not only do I fall down stairs; I trip up them as well. Now that takes talent!

Hand over the Skittles and no one (painfully) dies.

I didn't fall for you; you tripped me.

Note to self: It is illegal to stab (hurt/duct tape/etc) people for being stupid.

Side by side or miles apart, friends are forever, close to your heart.

Don't follow in my footsteps; I run into walls.

OMG! OMG! OMG!...Wait, I forgot.

Normal people worry me.

It’s great to know your opinion even though no one cares

I saw this in a story and I liked it.
The freshman girl, oh so shy, sits and watches the sophomore guy.
The sophomore guy, with his head in a whirl, sits and watches the junior girl.
The junior girl, a soccer fan, sits and watches the senior man.
But the senior man, all hot and wild, secretly wants the freshman girl.
Why don't they just tell the other???? Love...

The only reason God didn’t make us sisters is cuz one mom couldn’t handle us both.

The words that escape a friends mouth are “I’ll be there when you need me” the words that are unheard from the friend’s heart are “I’ll be there whether you say you need me or not”.

Friendships aren’t about who you’ve known the longest, it’s about who came and never left your side.
It’s the times when we’re crazy and people think were high.
It’s the times we laugh so hard, we can’t help but cry.
It’s all of our inside jokes and “remember whens”
Those are the reasons we’re best friends

Teacher: What's the formula for water?
Student: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: What made you give a silly answer like that?
Student: Because the formula is H to O

The Five Biggest Lie's I've Ever Told:
1. I'm Fine.
2. Seriously, I don't like anyone.
3. I swear that was my last piece of gum.
4. I have read & agreed to the Terms & Conditions.
5. I left my homework at home, I swear I've done it!

FRIEND: "Did you just fall?"
ME: "No I attacked the ground"
FRIEND: "Backwards?"
ME" "I'm freaking talented!"

REMEMBER WHEN?
Remember When
getting HIGH meant swinging on a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy is COOTIES?
when MOM was your hero?
and DAD was the man you were gonna marry?
and your WORST ENEMIES were your siblings?
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran the fastest?
when WAR was a card game?
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP
COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU'RE STILL 5 INSIDE-NO MATTER WHAT AGE YOU ARE!

Pick the month you were born on...
1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran fully clothed
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I sang with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - I hugged
11 (Nov) - I skipped happily with
12 (Dec) - I bit

Pick the day (number) you were born on...
01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -Rupert Grint
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - BarackObama
15 - Harry Potter
16 - a cat
17 - the president
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - an elephant
27 - a gangsta
28 - parishilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...
White - because I'm sexy like that
Black - because I love nachos
Pink - because I wear pink
Turquoise- because I'm good at Math
brown- because he is ugly
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm happy
Grey - because I have an A in Science
Other - because I'm odd
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because I still love him
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because I like shoelaces
Tye dye- because I'm a stupid scuba diver
graphic- because I am crazy like that
yellow: because I like noodles

I kissed my boyfriend because I'm good at math.

-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *insert harsh word here*!"

-That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them. (I know i put that 3 times)

-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House.

-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

-I do not deny everything.

-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go the store for a quart of milk.

-The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory.

-Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out.

-I'm not short I'm fun sized.

-Love me or hate me personally I could care less

-Unless you've lived my life, don't judge me because you don't know, never have & never will know every little thing & detail about me

-You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.

-When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back.

-Girls are like phones, we love to be held, and talked to but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

-I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago : )

-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace yourcall. If you are delusional press 7 and yourcallwillbe sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you. BEEP!

-Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

-Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

-An apple a day, keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

-I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. (this is so true for me :P)

-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

-Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and freak slap that *insert harsh word here* upside the head.

-I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

-A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. Probies headslap each other!

-You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

-Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

-What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

-We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box. (but what if there fighting and kicking each other out when wee not looking o.o scary.)

-I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

-You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

-A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

-Love your enemies! It really pisses them off.

-Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again!

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

-Friend's will always be like “well you deserve better” but best friends will be prank calling him saying “you will die in seven days”

-EMO kids have cool hair.

-If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

-364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.

Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!
SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.
Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!
If you email this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, c&p.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally copy and paste. (I hit them back! well, after laughing)
If people think you are mentally insane... copy and paste.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, doing nothing related to a parent's version of "homework" copy and paste.
If you are addicted to demigods and would like to become one, copy and paste.
If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character C&P

If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste. (Is there a book like that?)
If you dream of killing a character in a book so you can go out with their boyfriend, copy and paste. (YES!!!)
If yoo cant spel too savyoorlyfecpoyadnpstae. (Just kidding, I know yooor has three o's!)
If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy and paste(Some people didn't say sorry...)

If you love rain, c&p.

If you are random and don't care, c&p.

OK QK

Person and Ninja know them love them.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes. Crazy is when you have a post-book comatose state after reading a book and then half an hour later are spouting off random qoutes, character facts and character descriptions to people you know don't give a (inert swear word of choice). If you're crazy, c&p.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, c&p...

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste

IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen and Jacob Black are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, quickly email this!!! Quick, we need sponsors! :D:D:D:D:D

My name is May
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is May
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
If you care at all about this poor child, copy and paste, before it's too late..

Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces

Silence is golden but ductape is silver

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

The Stupidest Things On Products

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." Oops.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." Noo!!! It will be cold!!

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." Rip off

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." Space counts right?

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)--same the the person that I C&P from

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." NO WAY!

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". Fake pig!? You sick company!

On a Myer hairdryer:"Do not use while sleeping." hm...

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful)

On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enableyou to fly". Dream killers!

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands". To late.

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).

I could put more... But I'm not! ;D

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