SOME STORIES ON HIATUS. THEY WILL BE UPDATED IN THE FALL.

Hi! I'm DarkSkies2.0 and I'm a writer in training. I'm obsessed with writing and fanfiction.net and are really helpful and help me get all my ideas out of my head.

I ship:

Peddie(HOA)

Jara(HOA)

Fabina(HOA)

Haleb(Pretty LittleLiars)

Chair(Gossip Girl)

Jenate-Jenny & Nate-(Gossip Girl)

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I update once every two days and if you're lucky, every day. But if something comes up,I probably won't update for a while and forgive me, but no plans can go absolutely perfect, so this one probably won't either. :P

By the way, I co-write a story with my wonderful partner, peddiegirl101. The story's called Just Pals and it's for all you people who love drama and Peddie. Go read it! And review it, too!

Some of My Fave Quotes From HOA

"Didn't you use to be Mara?" Jerome

"I got it! Get a different face!" Alfie

"Where's Joy!?" Patricia

"It's ten o'clock! You all know what that means! You have five minutes precisely, then I want to hear a pin...drop!" Victor

"It's basically the apocalypse!" Trudy

"Soon, you'll all be saying the Pledge of Allegiance" Nina

"But this is my signed copy of The Solar System is Your Friend!" Fabian

"I did not tell you creep!" Jerome

"...Hedgehogs!..."Mara

"I'm intrigued and completely frightened at the same time." Mara

"You think I'm a genius!?" Amber

"I think the house...is coming to life." Nina

"Why are you dressed as a duck?" "I'm a canary." "Oh,sorry,a canary dressed as a duck."

"What's with the stupid chicken outfit?"Fabian,Amber,Fabian,Mara

"Are you mad?!" "Yeah, quite possibly." Sweetie and Rufus

"Fancy a bite?" Alfie

"...Girls in bikinis..." Jerome

"Falls off his chair in amazement (then actually does it)." Alfie

"Fabian! You're a genius! I love you!" Nina

"Anubis spelled backwards, duh." Amber

"Would you like a Mara kiss?" Mara

"Shut it, Gerbal!" Poppy

"You're not Nina." "No, not the last time I checked." Fabian and Eddie

"Who indeedy..." Patricia

"Can we do something less...life threatening?" KT

"Hopscotch? What a chump." "He's got two girls dying to hang out with him. Who's the chump?" Eddie and Patricia

"This floor is pretty comfy..." Eddie

"Detention for both of you, commencing tomorrow and ending perhaps never." -Victor

"A little heavy on the makeup."Patricia to Mara(surprise, surprise)

"Rufus is a fruit loop..." Patricia

"You look-" "Ridiculous." "I was gonna say beautiful." Fabian and Nina

"Alfie Lewis, champion of the earth! We're doomed." Patricia

"I ordered a doll's dress?"Amber, Jerome's impression(which was SO much funnier)

"Dar dare,dardar dis dall?"Alfie with his wolf mask describing Joy

"Eddie? As in Krueger?" Patricia

"You think I'm crazy don't you?" "No Patricia, I don't." Patricia and Jason(Would've made a cute couple!)

"Sibu-what?" Nina

"Sibooboo..." Alfie

"Will you go to the prom with me?" "Yes." "Yes. YES?!" "Yes!" "YES!!!" Fabian and Nina

"And you didn't pee your pants, so bonus..." Patricia

"NO! She's the Ice Queen! Icy Queen of Ice!" Jerome

"Welcome to "We-Love-Mara Land" Population: Jerome!" Alfie

"I've got my pin, and its ready to drop!" Trudy

"What are you doing miss Martin." Fabian

"Cruelty, thy name is Amber..." Jerome

"The Bible says always come prepared." "Amber, that's the Boy scouts." Amber and Fabian

"Speak of the Devil. Literally, I'm surprised my phone didn't burst into flames..." Jerome

"And the plot thickens, as they say." Jerome

"I'm not scared of you!" "We were thinking more about Rufus." "Him I'm scared of." Jerome and Patricia

"Hello Victor, Sweetie here." "HAHA! That was terrible!You need to work on your accent!" Fabian and Nina

"I hate it when the house talks..." Amber

"Toilet Duty. That's like five times this term." Alfie

"Tut tut, Fabian, tut tut." Amber

"I thought I was going to prom with Fabian...AHA!" Patricia

"You genius, genius, genius girl, you!" Fabian

"Mick's a meat-head." Jerome

"It's...girly stuff...that girls use...I can be really...girly at times..." Patricia

"Weird taste in films you got..." Nina

"Rufus! Ever heard of a phone?" Jerome

"You know I've been in boarding school since I was 8 years old?" "Even Harry Potter didn't go till he was eleven..." Mara and Jerome

"You got it!" " "Got what?" "Looks, brains, charm, everything you don't have Jerome." Nina, Jerome, and Fabian

"It would be the American, wouldn't it?" Jerome

"Adorable, now I'm starving!" Patricia

"Eddie, I need to tell you something." "Yes Patricia." "You should really change your mouthwash because your breath really stinks." Eddie and Patricia

"Indeed you do Alfie, indeed you do!" Jerome

"Amber what's with the cloves of garlic? This isn't twilight!" Fabian

"You wanted to be school rep, so I made sure you were. Welcome to politics!" Mick

"You're insane." "Very observant, now go." Jason and Rufus.

"Curiouser and curiouser..." Jason

"Yacker, what're you doing?!" "Just a little midnight pranking." Eddie and Patricia

"W'sup boo?" Nina

"I think I'm falling for you, Yacker." Eddie

"I let my forcefield dow. Shwoop!" Eddie

"That. Was. Awesome!" Patricia

"You fell for him. I can feel it." Willow

"We just...hang." Alfie

"You're just a ghost." Nina

"Your punishment, is to punish." Senkarah

"Don't listen to anything Alfie says!" Jerome

"Are you an alien?" "No." "Then welcome to Anubis!" Alfie and Nina

"She's contagious you know." Joy

"Because I don't want my mom on my date!" Eddie

"I would never. Do anything. To hurt you." Jerome

"Listen, Eddie. If you wanna be with KT instead of me, I understand." "Yacker, it's you! It always has been." Patricia and Eddie

"Cool as a cucumber." Eddie

"It was an accident!" "You fell on Joy's lips did you?!" Fabian and Amber

"You always have to be right! And you know why? It's 'cause you're a bully and a control freak!" "Yeah? Well you're a geek, and coward!" Fabian and Joy

"There was a big flash of light and now my eyes don't work!" Amber

Everything said from the Touchstone of Ra

And a whole bunch of other stuff!

Funny Stuff

My fake plants died because I didn't pretend to water them.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths.

A two-year-old is like having a blender, but there is no top.

Weather Forcast for tonight: dark

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. people kill people. I say, "I think the guns work better. If you just stood there and yelled "BANG!!" I don't think it would kill too many people.

I smile because I have no idea whats going on.

Don't mess with me. I have a stick.

I used all my sick days, so I called in dead.

I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.

Boys are like trees, they take fifty years to grow up.

Some say the glass is half-full, some say its half empty. All I want to know is who drank my water!

Video games ended my first life. Good thing I have two more!

I don't have a drinking problem, I'm just really thirsty.

I don't stalk, I investigate.

I hate it when people I know see me at the super market and are all like "Hey, what are you doing here?" and I'm like "Oh, you know, hunting elephants."

I'm not weird, I'm limited edition.

Funny Female Comebacks

Man: I can tell you anything, right?

Woman: Well, it depends. If you're gonna tell me I can shoot you, yes. Anything else, no.

Man: I love you.

Woman*looks to the woman behind her* Good luck.

Man: Why do you hate me?
Woman: Why don't you?

Man: I've never been kissed.

Woman: Your breath smells like whiskey!

Man: Can I have your number.

Woman: 619-Get-Out-Of-My-Face

Man: Do you need a ride home

Woman: Do you need a punch in the face?

Man: Can I buy you a drink?

Woman: Sure. I can dump it on you when you say something stupid.

Man: I'd love to see you talk on and on...

Woman: I'd love to see you walk on and on

Man:You're the little flower in the big forest

Woman: And your the womanizer in the Marriage Counseling Center

Man: You're so pretty

Woman: You're so annoying

Man: You know you wanna kiss me

Woman: You know you're gonna miss me

Man: I'm gonna go for a coffee

Woman: Okay. Bye*Walks Away*

*Soundtrack*

Waking Up-Waking Up in Vegas, Katy Perry

Walking into school-Wide Awake, Katy Perry

Cat-fight-That Boy Is Mine, Brandy

Breaking Up-Breakeven, The Script

Getting Together-The Only Exception, Paramore

Partying-Party Rock, LMFAO

Hooking Up-Peacock, Katy Perry

Breaking Up With Your BFF-Use Somebody, Kings of Leon

Moving Away-The One That Got Away, Katy Perry

Getting Sympathy-Don't You Worry Child, Sweedish House Mafia

Being Best Friends Again-Big Mouth, Alexandra Shipp

Car Crash-Two Black Cadilacs, Carrie Underwood

Prom-Tonight, Jessica Santchez

Phone Call-Breathing Space, X-Ray Dog

Funeral-Easy To Love, The Jezabels

After the Funeral-Kingdom Come, The Civil Wars

Solving the Murder-Two Black Cadilacs, Carrie Underwood

Those little moments-Salt Skin, Ellie Goulding

Going Away Together-Unthinkable(I'm Ready), Alicia Keys

Last Day of School-Here's to Never Growing Up, Avril Lavigne

Enjoy my stories!