"And now we live in a world where one of you decided to become a murderer. Well, whoever you are, I'm sure you're sitting there right now in your little green hat, your left cheek resting against your hand, thinking, "I'm not getting away with this, am I?" Because whoever you are, maybe you still have one little piece of humanity left, covered up and tainted black by years of Jewish propaganda and left-wing lies."

-Eric Cartman (no offense to the Jewish! Cartman is a racist jerk.)

Hey-o! I'm samusaran101! Welcome to my profile, everyone!

I have brown hair, brownish-green eyes (people say they have flecks of green, but I can't see a thing! :P), and tannish skin... but I don't care... I never did! I'm a tomboy! My hobbies are reading, writing (fanfiction and normal stuff), playing Mario, Zelda, MineCraft, and SSBB, watching creepypastas (CUPCAKES DOMINATES ALL), ping-pong, swimming (in the summer), kung-fu (I love kicking stuff! XD), and admiring Alan Rickman! Lol... as an actor! Or more... AHEM! he's turning sixty-eight soon, guys! MAKE A CAKE FOR HIM OR DIE! (takes out knives) :D

I am recently a victim of bullying at my school. (I'm not that depressed, though) Idiots... don't bully, guys! It's not cool! Don't let them get to you! Be strong! :)

Alrighty... down to the list of randomness!

LIST OF RANDOMNESS

Name?

Angela Rose!

Occupation?

What the... dude, I'm not even in highschool yet! Eh... whatever! Middle school student.

Favorite color?

Green! I also like yellow, blue, black, and such.

Least favorie color?

PINK! It makes me want to puke!

Favorite video game?

SSBB!

Least favorite video game?

Um... maybe Super Princess Peach. She's so pink...

Favorite book?

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! (I'm reading it now!)

Least favorite book?

Anything with fairies! They scare me... (shudders)

Favorite movie?

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! (Imagine that!) I also like Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban; just not as much.

Least favorite movie?

Problem Child and Problem Child 2! And 3! They shouldn't have made the sequel! Correction: they shouldn't have made the movie at all!

MY OPINIONS ON VIDEO GAMES, BOOKS, CHARACTERS, AND OTHER CRAP LIKE THAT!

TOP TEN FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES!

1. Super Smash Bros. Brawl

2. The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

3. Metroid Prime

4. Metroid: Other M (come on, dudes, it's a cool game!)

5. The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

6. Mario: Sports Mix

7. Super Mario Brothers: Wii

8. The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask

9. The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker

10. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

TOP TEN FAVORITE MARIO CHARACTERS!

1. Luigi

2. Daisy

3. Ludwig

4. Rosalina

5. Pauline

6. Dimentio

7. Waluigi

8. Luma

9. Yoshi

10. Mario

TOP TEN FAVORITE ZELDA CHARACTERS!

1. Link

2. Midna

3. Ghirahim

4. Zelda

5. Malo

6. Saria

7. Impa

8. Talo

9. Ganondorf

10. Sheik

TOP FIVE FAVORITE SONIC CHARACTERS!

1. Shadow

2. Sonic

3. Blaze

4. Silver

5. Dr. Eggman (CHUBBINESS DOMINATES ALL)

TOP FIVE FAVORITE METROID CHARACTERS!

1. Samus Aran

2. Anthony

3. Ridley

4. Adam

5. Weavel (Idk... he's cool!)

TOP TEN FAVORITE MEN IN VIDEO GAMES!

1. LINK! (LoZ)

2. Luigi (Mario)

3. Shadow (Sonic)

4. Anthony (Metroid)

5. Malo (LoZ) (c'mon, he's adorable!)

6. Sonic (Sonic)

7. Ghirahim (LoZ) (his heart is filled with rainbows... XD)

8. Adam (Metroid)

9. Commander Shepard (Mass Effect) (don't have the game, but I ran out of people)

10. Toad (Mario) (same... :P)

TOP TEN WOMEN IN VIDEO GAMES!

1. Samus Aran (Metroid)

2. Princess Daisy (Mario)

3. Blaze (Sonic)

4. Midna (LoZ)

5. Saria (LoZ)

6. Rosalina (Mario)

7. Pauline (Mario)

8. Impa (LoZ)

9. Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)

10. Commander Shepard (Mass Effect)

TOP TEN HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS! (couldn't help myself)

1. Severus Snape (Always...)

2. Luna Lovegood (she's cray-cray, like me!)

3. Minerva Mcgonagall (the seventy-year-old woman who KICKS ASS)

4. Sirius Black (Mm-hmm... still never forgave him for bullying... but he's a cool godfather)

5. Ron Weasley (GINGER!)

6. Remus Lupin (sob)

7. Ginny Weasley (cool)

8. Harry Potter (ANGER ISSUES! :D)

9. Gred and Forge Weasley (LOL)

10. Molly Weasley (NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH! EPICNESS!)

TOP TEN WORST MARIO CHARACTERS!

1. Wendy O. Koopa (NO NO NO!)

2. Peach (can't defend herself)

3. Donkey Kong (nah... never liked that dude)

4. Birdo (creepy... as... hell)

5. Toad (I'm sorry, this princess is in another castle! SCREW YOU! XD He's too cute for me to like!)

6. Wario (Waluigi is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much better!)

7. Goomba (...)

8. Diddy Kong (nah...)

9. Roy (so manly... XD)

10. Bow-bow (my nickname for Bowser... XD He uses the same plan over and over angain... he's not THAT bad, I just, once again, ran out of people!)

TOP TEN WORST ZELDA CHARACTERS!

1. MIDO! (That little jerk!)

2. Ganon (Duh!)

3. Ganondorf (I got lazy... XD)

4. Malo (He's cute, AND a jerk. He's my favorite... AND not my favorite... I'm crazy. :D)

5. Tingle (No. Just... no.)

6. Mila (I think not!)

7. Rose (She scares me...)

8. Dark Link (An evil Link?! Nuh-uh bro!)

9. Demise (Nah... never liked that dude... his heart doesn't burst with rainbows like Ghirahim's does. :P)

10. Tetra (I ran out of people AGAIN! O_O I like Tetra! Sorry, Zelda!)

TOP TEN WORST HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS!

1. James Fucking Potter (stomps face) YOU-DAMN-BULLY!

2. Peter Pettigrew (TRAITOR!)

3. Vernon Dursley (Jerk.)

4. Petunia Dursley (You're a freak! You're a freak, Lily! Enough said.)

5. Cho Chang (She's a bit of a bitch...)

6. Lucius Malfoy (Despite his beautiful hair... he's a bastard. XD)

7. Draco Malfoy (Meh.)

8. Fenrir Greyback (Meh again.)

9. Voldemort (um... lol. I kinda like him.. but still... Meh for the third time.)

10. Bellatrix (I KILLED SIRIUS BLACK! Well, F-you.)

GAMES I WANT REALLY BAD!

The Legend of Zelda: Link Between Worlds

The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords

The Legend of Zelda

Any other LoZ game in the universe! I'm obsessed! XD

SSBB: Melee

Super Mario 3D World

Mario Party 3

Mario Party 4

Mario Party 6

Mario Party 7

Mario Party 8

Mario Party 9

Mass Effect

Mass Effect 2

Mass Effect 3

Tomb Raider

Tomb Raider 2013

The Last of Us

Metroid Prime 2

Metroid Prime 2: Corruption (or soemthing like that)

Metroid Prime: Hunters

Mortal Kombat

Mortal Kombat V.S. D.C. Universe

But most of all... SOUTH PARK: THE STICK OF TRUTH!!!

Um... now STORIES IN PROGRESS!

Ask The Princesses: Chapter 20

Chance of Being Completed: Certain! It's fun to see what other people think of the princesses/Goombella/OCs!

Fate: Chapter 10

Chance of Being Completed: Certainly! I would never give up on torturing YL! XD

Mario Poetry: Chapter 4

Chance of Being Completed:I'll stop when I can't think of anymore Mario characters! Or maybe I'll do them again :D

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Dude drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'it's becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this thing!!

Now the copy and paste list of DOOM! BWAHAHAHAHA!

If you think that writing or reading fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get easily distracted... huh, oh yeah, than paste this on your profile.

IF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.

If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you have EVER tried to use the force, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you do jazz hands, copy and paste this.

1. Luigi

2. Mario

3. Peach

4. Daisy

5. Rosalina

6. Pauline

7. Severus Snape

8. James Potter

9. Remus Lupin

10. Samus Aran

1 asks 10 on a date.

Luigi: Samus... I've been thinking...

Samus: (blows up random person) Oh... sorry, Ganondorf! Not really... hehe... you were saying, plumber boy?

Luigi; (meekly) Never mind.

5 and 2 are caught making out.

Peach: MARIO! HOW COULD YOU? (sobs)

Pauline: BASTARD!

Samus: I KNEW IT! (clicks picture)

Mario & Rosie: O_O

9 and 4 have a match to the death. Who wins?

4, because... let's face it. Lupin may be a psycho killer werewolf, but he couldn't hurt a fly.

7 is sick, and 8 has too take care of them. What transpires?

Severus: ugh... what the-POTTER!

James: Good morning, Snivellus! It's time for your surgery! (holds up giant knife and gives Jeff-The-Killer grin)

Severus: ... oh crap.

6 is drunk... what do they do?

Pauline: PEACHY! GIVE ME A KISSY-WISSY! (puckers lips)

Peach: O_O Pauline, darling, I always knew you were a slut, but... honestly?

2 and 4 are eating together. What is their conversation about?

Mario: Whew... it sure is nice to be away from that annoying bitch Princess Peach for a while, doesn't it, Daisy?\

Daisy: You betcha! Cheers!

Mario: Cheers! (clinks wine glasses)

3 and 6 are arguing... about what?

Peach: MARIO IS MINE!

Pauline: IN YOUR DREAMS!

(fighting)

1 tells 6 to piss off. 6's reaction?

Pauline: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?!

Luigi: I'M-A-NOT-A-BACK! (runs for his life)

2 hits on 8... well?

Mario: (stoned) JAMSIE! LET'S MAKE OUT!

James: Ah... look. You seem like a nice guy, okay? But I'm not interested in fat plumbers. Good day to you.

Mario: I CAN SET YOU UP WITH LILY!

James: ... you were saying?

5 and 10 are having a talk... care to elaborate?

Rosalina: Those girls... Peach and Daisy... they are quite insane, are they not?

Samus: They got sent to the therapist and then kicked out after the first week.

Rosalina: ... ah. I can see living with them shall not be easy in the future.

Samus: You live with them?

Rosalina: Indeed.

Samus: May the great warriors of Chozo have mercy on your soul.

7 8 9. Sorry... couldn't help myself.

Severus: What?! (starts brushing teeth)

Remus: What?! (takes shower) No offense, Snape!

James: What?! Why am I only eight? I wanna be number one! For the ladies! (flashes smile)

Severus: Ugh...

James: Save it, Snivellus. Even if you met a girl drunk in the gutter, they still wouldn't come near three feet of you.

3 and 4 are caught making out in 10's bedroom. 10's reaction?

Peach: Mm... Daisy!

Daisy: Ah... Peach!

Samus: ... this isn't real, Samus. This is just a dream, Samus. You're going insane, Samus. Your eyes never saw this, Samus... (backs away slowly)

TOP TEN BEST (NOT CREEPIEST, JTK IS ALWAYS GONNA BE THE CREEPIEST IN MY OPINION) CREEPYPASTAS I'VE EVER SEEN!

1. Cupcakes (Life is a party! :D But I'm not a brony!)

2. Nurse Joy (This one is underrated. I loved it! It was creepy... in a non-gory sort of way! I saw the one with the random guy talking and the picture off a smiling Nurse Joy... I chickened out! O_O)

3. The My Little Pony Theory (Really interesting. I watched it with my friend Kyle! By the way... still not a brony.

4. Fluttershy's Lullaby (You know... I'm starting to doubt my non-Brony-ness... but come on! this was amazing! Hush now, quiet now... lay down your sleepy head...)

5. Tails Abuse (Wowsers. This one was creepy.)

6. Sonic EXE (Even creepier.)

7. Jeff The Killer (By far the scariest picture and creepypasta I have EVER seen in my life. Ugh... those eyes... and that smile... (cringe) Really good backstory, though!)

8. Squidward's Suicide (I threw up while watching this one... and I have no shame. :D)

9. I Hate You (The only Mario creepypasta I ever saw... DAMN it scared me!)

10. Abondoned By Disney (Wanna see me take off my head? Uh... take it easy there, bro. My friends got seriously scared over this one, but it didn't really creep me out much. It was very creative, though!

BEST SOUTH PARK QUOTES! (in my opinion) (also most are Cartman XD)

10:

"Wow, Craig. I can't believe you just went there. Here we were, having a perfectly nice conversation about Kenny being poor and Kyle being a Jew, and then you just decide to go 9/11 and bust out the fat quip."

-Eric Cartman

9:

"Alright, kids, it is now my job to teach you the theory of evolution. Now, I for one think evolution is a bunch of BULLCRAP-but I've been told I have to teach it anyway. It was thought of by Charles Darwin, and it goes something like this. In the beginning, we were all fish, okay, swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby. And the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So retard fish goes on to make other retard babies, and then one day retard baby-fish crawled out of the oceanwith its mutant fish-hands, and it had buttsex with a squirrel or something and made this retard frog-squirrel. And then that had a retard baby which was a monkey-fish-frog, and then this monkey-fish-frog had buttsex with that monkey and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey, and that made you. So there you go. You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish-squirrel. Congratulations."

-Mr. Garrison

8:

"What's up? What's up? Crapped on your desk, dawg. What's up with that?"

-Eric Cartman

7:

"My mother is so poor that when she heard about the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps!"

-Eric Cartman

6:

"The princess is now knighting Sir Ike Brofloski, giving him three kisses and a pair of socks, as is tradition. And now the scraping off of the pudding. Isn't she beautiful, scraping off the pudding with the grace of a butterfly? She rubs the pudding on her face. The prince now attempting to remove one of the princess's arms, as is of course a tradition. The princess screaming with pain. Everyone watching with anticipation-and the arm is off! Things are back to normal here. Yes, the prince is sticking the princess's arm up his ass. There it goes. He's really making a good go off it. What a wonderful day for Canada, and therefore, of course, the world."

-narrator guy

5:

"Oh, yeah, yeah. My passphrase is: Kyle is a dirty no-good Jew. No, wait. Kyle is a no-good, lying Jew. Oh... is it, "My friend Kyle is a no-good, dirty... hang on, I got it written down here somewhere."

4:

"My name... is not... 'Kyal'."

3:

"Okay, children, let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is five times two? Come on, children, don't be shy. (after recieving the wrong answer) Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone who isn't a complete retard."

-Mr. Garrison

2:

"Oh, I've got a better idea! Why don't you go across the street and buy some condoms? Because we should at least be safe if you're going to fuck me, Mom! You might as well buy some cigarettes too! Because I like to have a smoke before I get good and fucked! You wanna fuck me, Mom?! Just say so! Go ahead, here! Fuck me, Mom!

Later:

"Well, then can we at least pull up here and have some dinner? Because I like to be wined and dined after I get FUCKED!"

-Eric Cartman

1. "Oh, you're trying? You call rolling your fat ass out on the stage and lazily blurting out your lines like a turtle taking a shit-you call that trying? This play is supposed to change the way people think, Kyle! GET IT FUCKING RIGHT!"

-Mr. Mackey

TOP TWENTY OF THE BEST MOVIES I'VE EVER SEEN!

1. Misery (Epic and screepy!)

2. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Because you know... down inside... you deserve to be punished. (chokes Dolores Umbridge) YOU BITCH!)

3. The Shining (I'm not gonna hurt you... I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash them right the fuck in! :D)

4. Despicable Me (Best animated movie EVAH! (accent) This is literature?)

5. Batman Returns (I actually liked this better than the original!)

6. Die Hard (LOL AR's face when he fell! (dreamy sigh) Ah...)

7. Bottle Shock (Cool movie! I just watched it for Alan Rickman, but I ended up enjoying it!)

8. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (Always...)

9. Hanna (I just missed your heart. Translation: You ain't got nothin' on me, bitch!)

10. The Prince of Egypt (Nice twist on the story of Exodus!)

11. The Godfather (Leave the gun, take the conole. BEST ADVICE EVER. XD)

12. Cyberbully (It made me cry! It's an amazing movie!)

13. Brave (And I'll be shooting this arrow for my OWN hand! LIKE A BOSS.)

14. Home Alone (The power of a seven-year-old... :D)

15. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Mm-hmm...)

16. Silver Lining (Made me cry... I loved Jennifer Lawrence in it! And the other guy, too! The one I'm too lazy to look up... :P)

17. Home Alone: Lost In New York (Once again... BEST 8-YEAR-OLD EVAH. The rest suck. No offense. :) Not 8-year-olds! The movies! Lol!

18. Love Actually (ALAN RICKMAN!)

19. Stand By Me (Awesome movie! I liked Ace... :( He's such aa jerk.. but...)

20. The Woman In Black (Harry Potter... as someone not Harry Potter?! What is this?! :D Superscary and awesome!)

1/17/14

Guys! I just found this awesome series called "Most Popular Girls In School". Here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=-STtD96doeo

25 FACTS ABOUT ME:

1. My name is Angela.

2. I have brownish-green eyes.

3. I'm a tomboy!

4. Mario, SSBB, Zelda, and SSBB are MUH LIFE. XD

5. I'm obsessed with South Park.

5. I bite my nails! :(

6. I love the color green!

7. I say 'about' like 'aboot' in school in honor of South Park Canadians. XD

8. Teachers tend to ignore me... jerks.

9. I have a boyfriend named Brian! (hugs)

10. I love Harry Potter!

11. I love Stephen King books!

12. I'm bullied. :(

13. I'm not good at drawing, but I still do it!

14. I keep a knife under my pillow for no reason!

15. I am TERRIFIED of Jeff The Killer! But I love him too.

16. Creepypastas are my things!

17. I love tacos! Who doesn't?!

18. I love stuff with gross and stupid humor!

19. MPGIS is AMAZING!

20. I say m'kay instead of okay! Because of South Park, duh, lol. MR MACKEY FOREVER! M'kay?

21. "Misery" is my favorite book AND movie!

22. PewdiePie is my hero! BROFIST!

23. I want South Park: The Stick Of Truth so bad it hurts.

24. I don't like Justin Beiber or One Direction's music. Don't know why...

25. NICKELBACK IS AWESOME!

So... A lot of people have been asking me to put a picture of myself up as my profile image, but I really don't want to, lol! Um... If one of my stories gets over 500 reviews, then I will! And my ugly face will be forever imprinted in your minds! MUAHAHAHAHA!