Though a candle burns in my house, no bodys home...

The year is 2020.
A virus named COVID19 has broken out and the government has enforced a nation wide lockdown.
The op shops are closed, her kindle has gone missing and every book in the house has been reread.
Real life becomes monotonous.
Wake up
Eat
Help kids with school work
Housework
Dinner
Sleep
Repeat
Surprisingly SBS, a free to air TV station starts to rerun SG1
Her mind casts back to the good old days.
Days of care free teenage angst, sugar highs and a terrible understanding of relationships.
She logs back into Fanfiction.net
*Last log in September 2008*
Welcome back Little Miss Delliham...

(I can not think of deleting this hilarious piece of personal history dated pre 2008)

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Welcome & Hello unwilling victim... cough i mean beloved reader!!

thankyou for droping by the realm of la ham...

I am your hostess for this evening. To the left we have a collection of works by the tallented author, myself, that im sure you will be more that impressed to read. To the right we have some pretty links that will take you to my website link so can have the chance to see more of my wonderful works and finnaly, to the very bottom, on every page you will find this little blue button ccalled 'review'. Clicking this will keep your goddess happy and prevent smiting.

thankyou for taking the guided tour of 'Little Miss Dellihams' profile.

have a nice day...

oh, and beware of the spell check, hes really not that good, sometimes bites, but we will forgive him, he is afterall american and doesnt understand the proper use of the letter 'u'.

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Miss 'Els Top 5 Shipper Pet Peeves

5) Magical, wonderful gateroom weddings (unless a parody ofcourse) attended by all their alies and top gevernment people.

4) Sam 'assuming' Jack never wants kids. he may, he may not, but its never a reason for them not getting together!!

3) Them 'getting it on' on an alien planet, wether it be alien influence or stranded, then keeping it to themselves when the get back to earth.

2) Sam and Jack having a child together that a)neither of them remember, b)some alien race made, c)altenate universe sent to them or d) any other crazy idea other than they accually got married and raised a normal happy family.

1) Jack calling Sam 'baby' - makes me want to puke, i dont care how good your plot is, or how well its written, i see this word and close down, no second chances.

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Fav Ships & Stuff

Stargate: Sam/Jack, Daniel/Janet, Anubis/Jonas's Banana (dont ask), Im a McWeir Shipper too!

DrWho/TW: Doctor/Donna friendship, Jack/everything and anything, want to kill Martha

Bones: Brennan/Booth, Angela/Jack

Criminal Minds: Morgan/Garcia friendship only, Reid/Elle friendship - against CM slash and Reid/JJ :(

NCIS: Ziva/DiNozzo

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QUESTION

"Whats big, green, furry and has millions of legs?"

Who ever can answer this i will write a drabble for in whatever catagory they choose!!

ai'nt that grand? make you just want to jump up & message me right now??

nup, didnt think so...

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Some fun quotes (before you go LOL)

-- Wash:- Im a leaf on the wind!

-- Sonic screwdriver? who looks at a screwdriver and thinks... 'oooh! this could be a little more sonic'??

-- Honey... the butlers dead!!

-- Aliens dont wear lofars!

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Thanx for getting this far! LOL :D

Have fun today & always smile!!

xoxox

~Del