AN: I had this idea while watching a Farscape episode on TV the other day. Cam and Vala find an Ancient communications device that sends them into the world of Aeryn Sun and John Crichton during the events of 'A Human Reaction.'
Some background for those who don't know Farscape... John Crichton was an astronaut who got shot through a wormhole and ended up on a ship, Moya, where he met Aeryn, Rygel and D'Argo. During 'A Human Reaction' John goes through another wormhole and believes he is home on Earth. The other three follow behind him. In the episode, all is not what it seems, but for the purpose of this story, it really is Earth
Cam is in John, and Vala in Aeryn.
Disclaimer: I own no part of Farscape or SG-1 other than my DVD's
"Vala, don't touch that. Go get Daniel."
"I know what it is Cam. It's one of those..."
"I'm not stupid Vala. Go get Daniel."
"Look, I've found the stones. Here catch."
Vala tossed one to Cam who caught it and ran his fingers over the smooth surface.
"Where do you suppose these would take us?"
"I don't care Vala, just go get Daniel."
"Let's just try it, just to see where we end up."
"No. We could be stuck there like you were last time."
"How hard can it be? Now I know what to look for."
"No, Vala. Not fallin for it."
He heard Vala mumbling quietly as she started towards the direction of Daniel. He held his stone in one hand, holding it out over the spot he assumed it would go, just checking if these were indeed the stones for this particular device. Suddenly he felt someone trip over his legs and he fell towards the device, the hand with the stone, outstretched towards the device.
Cam blinked and sat up. Realising he wasn't wearing a shirt, he pulled the covers over his chest. He turned to his left and almost jumped out of the bed. Vala was in the bed with him! What the hell was she doing there! She looked like she was wearing a mans dress shirt and was sound asleep. He poked her until she opened her eyes and backed up. There was no telling how she would react. Vala sat up, crossed her arms and immediately started talking to him.
"What are you doing in my bed?"
"Your bed?"
"Why would I ever be in your bed Cameron Mitchel. It has to be mine!"
"What's the last thing you remember."
"Tripping over you."
"And..."
"I don't know."
"You tripped over me, and I overbalanced towards the device."
"Oh."
"Oh! That's all you're going to say! You did this on purpose didn't you."
"You think I would do that!"
"Yes."
"You're as bad as Daniel."
"What! Never mind. We need to figure out where we are, and how to get home."
Cam stood up and looked around for something to wear. There was a closet full of clothes so he grabbed a pair of pants, a shirt and looked for the bathroom. Vala stayed where she was until he had disappeared into the bathroom. Only then did she come out from under the covers. She walked to the window and looked out at the view. It looked like somewhere she had seen before, but she couldn't remember what the name was. She browsed through the maps on the table in the main room, and wandered into another bedroom. In the closet she found several dresses and reluctantly picked out one. She couldn't walk around in just a shirt after all.
Cam exited the bathroom and Vala ran in. He looked around the kitchen looking for any edible food. He grabbed the maps off the table and heard something hit the floor. Looking down he saw a gun. Where the hell had that come from? He picked it up and checked to see if it was loaded. It was, and he put it back on the table. He'd ask Vala when she came out of the shower. For now he rummaged through the clothes strew around the room, curious as to whom they belonged to. He found a blue shirt, still damp, pants with suspenders, much too small for him, and a tank top. What the hell had happened last night? He turned to ask Vala as she came out of the bathroom and stifled a laugh. She was wearing a floral dress, which came up just above her knees, with a green cardigan over top.
"What?"
"Nothing."
"You're staring."
"It's just, well, it's not you."
"It's what women on Earth wear, isn't it?"
"Yes."
"Are we on Earth?"
"I don't know for sure, but I think so."
"Not your Earth though."
"That's something we'll have to find out."
"Where..."
There was a knocking at the door. Cam stood up and ran silently towards it, hoping it was locked.
"Hello?" The voice outside was male.
"Cam, what do we do?" Vala whispered. Cam turned to her and saw she had the gun in her hands.
"What are you doing?"
"We don't know who's out there."
"Put the gun down."
"No."
"Hello? John? It's Jack." The knocking continued.
"I'm opening the door. Don't shoot unless they shoot first."
"John, answer the door."
Cam grabbed the handle and yanked the door open, Vala aiming the gun straight at the man who stood there.
"John."
"Yeah?"
"You okay, son?"
"Er, yeah."
"Aeryn?"
"Neyatzeh."
"What did she say?"
"Search him."
"Search me, for what?"
"Neyatzeh."
"Yes Vala, that's what I'm going to do."
"Vala? I thought her name was Aeryn."
"We've met?"
"John, are you sure you're ok?"
"Yes I'm fine, now will you please tell me what is going on?" Cam had found no weapons on this man and indicated to Vala to put the gun down. She did reluctantly.
AN: So what do you think? Continue? Let me know if you want me to...