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 Author has written 9 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Ben 10, and Portal. I've left FFNet. Stories will still be up. *ANY PRE-2014 STORY ON THIS SITE IS NO LONGER REFLECTIVE OF MY WRITING STYLE. I WILL NOT BE CONTINUING ANY OF THEM, AS I NO LONGER FEEL AS IF THEY ARE UP TO MY CURRENT STANDARD OF WRITING.* My pre-2014 stories were written during a period of learning, and I will not be providing any more updates for them. I will be deleting them shortly as I do not enjoy their content anymore. Save them if you wish or PM me for the document. | |||||||
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Sick and Twisted Affair by Old Northerner reviews
Miko wanted his attention. Megatron wanted to see just how fearless she was. After sneaking through the ground bridge, Miko is unable to find the Autobots. She goes off in search of them, but finds someone else instead. Now that she's captured the Decepticon leader's attention, will she ever be able to escape?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,535 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Megatron, Miko N.
Let Me Hear You Whisper by Scancrasher reviews
At some insistence from Starscream, Megatron has finally decided to choose a bondmate. His choice comes as a surprise to the majority of his troops... as well as his Intended. Megatron/Soundwave. In-progress. Written for tfanonkink. Details inside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,741 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 12/1/2017 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Megatron, Soundwave
Tiny by inkdragon13 reviews
Wheeljack brings one of his new inventions to the base and Optimus finds out the hard way that they have the habit of blowing up in his face. Who knew the Autobot leader was so tiny as a sparkling...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 165,805 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 5/24/2017 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Optimus Prime
On the Fields of Freedoms Edge by TipsyArmadillo reviews
TF Prime. Optimus goes to extreme measures to stop Megatron once and for all
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,006 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
I Am Pikachu! by Creepy-Pasta reviews
A very weird oneshot that was caused by annoying plot bunnies that made me write this in 1:00 in the morning. Bumblebee learns the why you should never watch a tv show late at night. It'll mess with your processor. Sorry for any grammar mistakes. R&R please!
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Bumblebee, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Metamorphisis of a Human Life by Gwinithil-Alvia-Skylark reviews
Set in a post war earth that has largely become a wasteland. Most of the land is ruled by the Cons and nearly all of the humans have been enslaved. Trained to kill since she was a Child, Shadow has escaped the Decepticons and sets out to start a new life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Sunstreaker
Swansong by Kitt SummerIsle reviews
Starscream has a painful secret and he is concerned about his trine-mates so he plays matchmaker. Written in loose fashion after an Lj kinkmeme prompt which I read quite a while ago and now I can't find.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,464 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Starscream, Thundercracker, Skywarp, Skyfire/Jetfire - Complete
That Thou Art Mindful of Him by MeZaKi93 reviews
Ratchet thought it was a simple thing, his weakness getting the better of him again. But when a simple hangover evolves into something more, he has to take the biggest battle ever - to save his own life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,325 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Ratchet
Family is more than Skin-Metal deep by Girl Supersonicboy reviews
Rated T just to be safe. When I find Starscream hurt in my yard, I help him. But what odd and weird adventures will happen in doing this one simple act of kindness. And if it comes to it will I choose the Decepticon side to keep the ones I love and care for safe? StarscreamXoc, Mechpreg, mentions of rape, how Starcream and I raise a Sparkling, and many other odd things.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,303 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - [Starscream, OC] - Complete
Slutscream by Reprised Characters reviews
What was supposed to be an uncovering of future plots ended up unlocking a hidden code in the SIC CPU. Now Megatron needs to find a way to bring back his treacherous seeker back.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Starscream
The love doctor is in da house by Taipan Kiryu reviews
TFP. Driving randomly on a desert road with two undecided humans in his trunk make Knock Out go cupid. A little detour from the episode 'Plus One'.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Knock Out, June D. - Complete
Autobot G1 Retirement Home : The Flea Market by Prander reviews
The old Autobot's set up for a day of second hand summer sales in this sequel to the Retirement Home. Hope this brings ya a laugh. Graphic Language. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Remedy by Datapads reviews
Never trust a medic. You never know what they're capable of behind your back.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Megatron, Knock Out, Starscream, Soundwave - Complete
Ignition by steelcrash reviews
After a one-night stand, Optimus Prime finds himself in a situation he never expected.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,913 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Optimus Prime
Unreason by renegademechanic reviews
After Aperture, Chell lives alone with Wheatley. NSFW Core!Wheatley/Chell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,074 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Torturing People for Science by iamtheletter13 reviews
GLaDOS is trying to Break Chell. It doesn't really go as planned. Chell/GLaDOS, Dub-con, smutty, and PWP. Reviews would be appreciated
Portal - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - GLaDOS, Chell
Mating by Transformersfan524 reviews
Ratchet's in a mating cycle and wants to get sparked. He chooses Optimus to spark him. Optimus runs. Ratchet chases. Hilarity ensues. slash, mechpreg, Ratchet OOC on purpose main pairing: Optimus Prime/Ratchet, rating will go up later
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 123,576 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime
ReProgramming by nan0klik reviews
Soundwave believes it is time to create a new cassette. However the method he uses is somewhat questionable... NonCon, Vague Beastiality.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Soundwave, Bumblebee - Complete
Six Weeks to Normal by BlackRose reviews
If Lennox thought that was the strangest his life could get, well, the universe and the United States government just loved to prove him wrong.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,009 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/25/2012 - W. Lennox, Optimus Prime - Complete
For All Mankind by Birdiebot reviews
Dark fest 2012 fill. Airachnid takes trophies. Warnings: Graphic violence, non-con, xenophilia, underage character 15 in a sexual situation, necrophilia, major character death. Do heed the warnings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Airachnid, Miko N. - Complete
I Swear by padawanjinx reviews
What the slag is a "Swear Jar?" The Autobots are about to find out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,498 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Puppet by LittleSocket reviews
A different take on the fight scene of Transformers: Prime's Season 2 "Nemesis Prime" What happens when M.E.C.H. have some extra tricks up their sleeve? Nemesis x Optimus. Sticky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Nemesis Prime, Optimus Prime - Complete
Analogue by Scancrasher reviews
GLaDOS has a problem. Chell can help. Neither of them expect exactly what that "help" entails... but they roll with it. Written for portalkink. Explicit. Details inside.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS
Femmes by femme4jack reviews
More fun with Mikaela's mecha-suit. Arcee/Mikaela pwp sticky mecha suit xeno.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Arcee, Mikaela B. - Complete
Rule Thirty Four by Grendel-the-Hutt reviews
There shall be no exceptions...especially where Miko Nakadai is concerned. May be come a series.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Miko N.
Worm by femme4jack reviews
Airachnid likes to play with her food. Non-con Airachnid/Jack Darby, sticky, explicit, please heed listed warnings
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Airachnid, Jack D.
In the Snow by Coldpaws reviews
An alternate decision in TF:P episode 7 "Scrapheap". Optimus and Arcee want to survive the arctic temperatures, and decide a quick interface is the way to do it. Originally written for the lj kink meme. One-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Optimus Prime, Arcee - Complete
Defrosting by FuchsiaMae reviews
GLaDOS finds Cave Johnson stored in the cryogenic freezing wing. She revives him, and they hit it off. Cave/GLaDOS, mention of Cave/Caroline in later chapters.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,327 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Cave Johnson, GLaDOS - Complete
You Know You Are Addicted To Cyberporn by femme4jack reviews
A year later, finally an update! Chapter 4 summary: After Ratchet's disastrous "health class", Prowl and Jazz wake up in the brig, and the twins are up to something in the rec room. Rating now M for subject matter.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,004 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Jazz, Ratchet
T'was the night after battle by Tenshi no Kiri reviews
A little holiday poem that takes place at the Decipticon base SLASH MegatronxStarscream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Tag for Deadly Knightshade by elfin
Set in and after the episode 'Deadly Knightshade'. Michael overheard Kitt's converssation with the blond girl, and isn't sure what to make of it.
Knight Rider - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
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Bricolage reviews
Now it may be hard to take down or kill with portals, but the Handheld Portal Device has it's own merits, especially with those long claws of its...A more violent and different end to Portal 2.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,844 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
Little Big Troubles Of The Seeker Type reviews
Captured. Left in a warehouse to rust. What the Autobots didn't expect was what Starscream had planned...Fun fact: He never stopped raising his army...His little army... Rated T for alien biology and bad words.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,980 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Starscream
Psychosis reviews
After Starscream and Shockwave escape, they thought their biggest problem was going to be survival. However, a new player in their game makes their survival the smallest-and also biggest-problem. M for gore and violence in later chapters.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,327 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Starscream, Shockwave
Transformed reviews
Moving to a new town is always scary. New people, new friends, new enemies. New gossip and secrets. But for Miranda, a new resident to Iacon, is there more than meets the eye to her new neighbors? Rated T for themes and language. Bayverse with a hint of Primeverse. CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 47 - Words: 31,069 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013
Ghosts reviews
Annabelle gets a visit by the 'Tooth Fairy'. Angst and Fluff, mainly. A little alien mecha gore, so be cautious. Unintentional Annabelle x Ironhide (Annabelle doesn't know that who she [SPOILER] is Ironhide.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,619 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Ironhide, Annabelle L. - Complete
Ratchet's Revenge reviews
Experience is the key. And Ratchet has tons of that. A collection of humorous oneshots centered around our favorite medic who has seen-and done-it all.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,486 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Ratchet
The Gift reviews
A fic for Mother's Day. Ben is pranked by Kevin. Crackfic. Oneshot.
Ben 10 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
The Birds reviews
Crackfic. Starscream pranks Knockout
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Knock Out, Starscream - Complete
Slender-Con reviews
Soundwave pranks Starscream. But he gets the short end of the stick. Crackfic. Primeverse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
