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When life gives you apples, drop one and hope that a cute brunette black belt, skater guy picks it up with his foot

We swear to the light of the dragon's eye, to be loyal, honest, and never say die. WASABI! -Bobby Wasabi, Jack, Kim, Eddie, Milton, Jerry, Rudy

YOU KNOW YOUR'E REALLY OBSESSED WITH KICKIN' IT WHEN...

You hear one of your favorite songs and you yell "This is my JAAAAAM!"

You spend a whole day trying to write the Wasabi Code on a grain of rice

You sing the only verse og 'Love ninja' over and over again in your head

You eat saltine crackers and think of Jerry hugging his knees in fear

You tend to say "Holy Christmas Nuts!" a lot more

You get a new cat and name it Tip-Tip

Live Action Role Playing seems a little cooler to you

You start to WOOOO and dance like Jerry when you are excited

You grab your chest and start hyperventilating when someone says they don't watch Kickin' it

You sprain your wrist trying to break a board, while your only argument the whole time was "If Milton could do it..."

You say "You probably shouldn't have done that" when someone upsets you

You scream "WHY?!" every time you watch Karate Games

You try to slide down a hallway on a lunch tray to see if you could beat Milton's record

You have tried more than once to talk in the 'Swathmore Accent'

Eating a falafel is now on your to-do list

You like blue cheese a little less because Jack is allergic to it

You squeal out in happiness every time you see a Kick moment

You watch YouTube vids about Kick over and over again

You wish Jack and Kim would just kiss already

Try this test its funny put your mp3 or whatever on shuffle and see what you get btw you have to put that song down no matter what here are some of my answers;

1. What is your motto? We Found Love (makes sense to me... love can be found in the most unexpected places...)

2. What do your friends think of you? The Lucky One (apparently I'm lucky then?)

3. What do you think of often? Hung Up (I do think about him a lot, I'm hung up on him...)

4. What is 22? Dear John (I don't even know what this question means so...)

5. What do you think of your crush? Fifteen (?)

6. What do you think of your best friend? Dynamite (hahaha I guess)

7. What is your life story? Goodbye (That's unsettling...)

8. What do you want to be when you grow up? Between the River and Me (I want to be a murderer? okay then...)

9. What do you think of when you see the person you like? I Just Can't Live a Lie (The title fits okay but idk about the song I haven't listened to it in a while...)

10. What do your parents think of you? Wide Awake (Well the title fits too accurately omg)

11. What will you dance to at your wedding? Hurts Like Heaven (um what)

12. What Will they play at your wedding? I Hope You Dance (well that would make me wonder... :/)

13. What is your hobby/interest? Miriam (again, I am a murderer?)

14. What is your secret? Good Time (huh?)

15. What do you do with your friends? White Horse (again what?)

16. What is the worst thing that can happen? Change (Title fits in some ways, song doesn't fit...)

17. How will you die? Complicated (Hmm...)

18. What is the one thing that you will regret? Any Way You Want It (?)

19. What make you laugh? Figured You Out (...)

20. What make you cry? Set Fire To The Rain (slightly accurate...)

21. Will you ever get married? The City (?)

22. What scares the hell out of you? The Edge of Glory (I'm gonna guess that will mean death so yea...)

23. Does anyone like you? Mean (I think someone likes me so inaccurate...)

24. If you could go back in time, what would you change? Sunburn (?)

25. What hurts right now? Should've Said No (I guess except I totally twisted it)

26. If someone says, "Is this okay?" you say...? Some Hearts (...)

27. How would you describe yourself? Long Live (idk)

28. What would you like in a guy/girl? Clocks (that makes NO sense whatsoever...)

29. How do you feel today? Love Story (nope)

30. What is your life's purpose? I'm Only Me When I'm With You (?)

31. What do you think of your parents? I'm With You (NO)

32. What is your life story? Lessons Learned (Wow that fits...)

33. What is your biggest fear? Jar of Hearts (Wow accurate I guess...)

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If you could read that put it in your profile

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never asks for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin, "THAT WAS FUCKING AWSOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore/Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) (never drinking in my life so HAHA suckers)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap!!

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

Fun little test to do...

No cheating please! BOLD ONES ARE MY ANSWER

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Mason

2. Which is your favorite color out of Red, black, green, blue, yellow? Blue

3. Your first initial? B

4. Your month of birth? December

5. Which color do you prefer more black or white? White

6. Name the person as the same sex as you. Siena

7. Your favorite number? 13

8. Which do you prefer more California or Florida? Cali

9. Do you like the lake or ocean more? Ocean

10. Write down a wish (A realistic one) For my crush to ask me out

Answer time!!

1. You're completely in love with this person

2. If you choose:

Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You're conservative and aggressive.

Green: You're soul is relaxed and you're laid back.

Blue: You're spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You're a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom .

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan- Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone unexpected

Apr.- Jun: You will have a strong love relationship that wont last very long but the memories will last forever

July- Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for good.

Oct- Dec: Your love life will not be to great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at first but it will be the best thing for you, and you will change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This is your best friend

7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose:

California: You like adventure

Florida: Your are a laid back person

9. If you choose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour it will come true before your next birthday! Yay!

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Lets see how stupid we all are (I have done it when it's in bold)

1 . Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Have gotten caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a cherry tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 mins to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else.

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was on

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jamb

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

101. Didn't realize that numbers 13 and 59 were skipped

Total: 91/99... wow...

Your Girl Side

You wear lip gloss/stick

You love to shop

You wear eye makeup

You wear the colour pink

Go to your mom for advice

You consider cheerleading a sport

You hate wearing the colour black

You like hanging out at the mall

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures

You like wearing jewelery

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe

Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies

You don't like the movie Star Wars

You were in gymnastics/dance

It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up

You smile a lot more than you should

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes

You care about what you look like

You like wearing dresses when you can

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love movies

You Use to play with dolls as little kid

You like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it

Like being the star of everything

Total: 22/24

Your Boy Side

You love hoodies

You love jeans

Dogs are better than cats

It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Well... Most of the time)

You've played with/against boys on a team

Shopping is torture (Sometimes)

Sad movies suck

You own/ed an X-Box

You played with Hotwheel cars as a kid

At some point in time you wanted to be a fire fighter

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

You watch sports on TV

Gory movies are cool

You go to your dad for advice

You own like a trillion baseball caps

You like going to high school football games

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards

Baggy pants are cool to wear (When they say this I think sweat pants)

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colours

You love to go crazy and not care what people think

Sports are fun

Talk with food in your mouth

Sleep with your socks on at night

Total : 14/24

This is so sweet...

Holding Hands- Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling- Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her.

Movies- Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Laying below the stars- Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.

Guys repost this if you agree.

Girls repost this if you think it's cute

I totally see Jack and Kim when I read this... am I right?

- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday just to wish her the best birthday ever

- Randomly tell her how grateful you are to have her in your life

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is, "Who's ass am I kicking?" as you embrace her protectively.

See? Don't you see the resemblance? (the last one for sure)

I'm skinny, so I must not eat.

I have a few best friends, so I'm a loner.

I'm brunette, so I must be poor and stupid.

I care about my grades, so I'm a nerd.

I like to make people happy, so I'm a suckup.

I like to watch T.V and sleep, so I'm lazy.

I like to run, so I must be a health freak.

I like to relax, so I'm not responsible.

I am loud, so I must obnoxious.

I like to eat, so I must be fat.

I like to have fun, so I must be childish.

I cry and breakdown, inside and out, so I must be a wimp.

I don't tell people eveything, so I'm a liar.

I stand up for my friends and I, so I must be mean and bossy.

I have insecurities, so I must not like myself.

How about you stop stereotyping? No one is perfect. Everyone has their days, and some people have a breaking point. Stop judging people before you even know them.

Need A Laugh?

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Kim:Do I ever cross your mind?

Jack:No

Kim:Do you like me?

Jack:No

Kim:Do you want me?

Jack:No

Kim:Would you cry if I left?

Jack:No

Kim:Would you live for me?

Jack:No

Kim:Would you do anything for me?

Jack:No

Kim:Choose: me or your life

Jack:My life

Kim runs away inshock and pain and Jack runs after her and says...

Jack:The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you.The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

If you post this in the next 4minutes you crush will: Call you. Kiss you. Love you.Text you. This game has a funny/spooky outcome

Why Do Boys Fall In Love With Girls?

(This was written by a guy) (Don't break this, its so sweet! :)

1. They always smell good even if its just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when their asleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms.

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even though its minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we won't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt anymore.

26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they became everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of mind but of the heart. A feeling.

Only felt.

This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this.

Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!!

NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!!

The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!! Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet.

Pick your birth month

Italic anything that doesn't apply to you

Bold the five-ten that best apply to you

Copy to your own journal, with all twelve months underneath

JANUARY:

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive (Not usually, at least) Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Money cautious.

FEBRUARY:

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it.Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn how not to show emotions.

MARCH:

Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL:

Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY:

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE:

Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay (Why there aren't many stories are up). Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds . Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY:

Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. )

AUGUST:

Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave andcaring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led.Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER:

Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confidentSensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER:

Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER:

Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER:

Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretendingShort tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 2 year old son. People call her a slut. No one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No one knows she has a serious disease that causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you wont.

PREP

You own a cell phone.

You own something from abercrombie

You own something from pacsun

You own something from Hollister

You own something from American Eagle

You love/like going to the mall.

You own an iPod/MP3 player.

You love Starbucks.

You have been called a brat.

You hate buying things that are on sale

You have more than one house

Total : 7/11

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.

You have thought about death. (Not like suicide, but like death when we grow old or untimely death)

You wear chains.

You like heavy metal

You've shopped at Hot Topic.

You have worn black lipstick. (It was on Halloween though haha!)

Your hair was/is dark. (Natural...)

You dislike preps.

You're an atheist/satanist/agnostic.

Total : 3/9

PUNK

You can skateboard

You've worn plaid

You like Converse

You hate MTV

You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.

You dislike pink.

You hate/dislike preps

You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total : 4/8

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.

You are/were in a gang.

You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.

You swear once in a while or alot

You have freestyled.

You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.

You can break dance

Total: 3/7

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music

You love/loved the Ninja Turtles

You never walk anywhere.

You wear slip-on shoes.

You wear/wore Vans.

You like the band panic! at the disco

You wear band t-shirts.

People have called you a freak and meant it.

You love to "hardcore" dance

Hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 3/10

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.

You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.

You collect your jerseys.

You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards

You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.

Your garage consists of sports equipment

You belong/belonged to a school team.

You are going/did go to a sports summer camp

You have a specific number

Total : 3/9

How fast can you guess these words?

_S

2._ _NDOM

3.F_ _K

4.P_N_S

5.PU_S_

6.S_X

Answers: 1.BOOKS 2.RANDOM 3.FORK 4.PANTS 5.PULSE 6.SIX. You got all 6 wrong, didn't you? You dirty minded freak! (I guessed boots and fandom for 1&2 and punks for 3 wow I have problems XD)

Did you guys fall for it?

Try Not to Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech

Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,

Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as

"Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...

I didn't fall, I was just testing gravity. Yep, still works. -Unknown

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues. -Unknown

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in the way. -Unknown

I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I'd love to punch in the face. -Unknown

If you fall, Ill be there. -Floor

Making your friend laugh when they are reading to the class. -lolsotrue#2182

Laughing so hard, no noise coming out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal. -Unknown

That awkward moment when you gently toss your phone on your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock down 2 lamps, and kill a cat. -Unknown

That moment when you want to laugh in a serious situation. -Unknown

S T U F F .

Have you ever been searched by the cops?

No

Do you have a Dog?

Yes

The last time you've been sledding?

2 years ago I think

Do you consider yourself creative?

Yes

Do you have any friends on ?

Maybe?

Do you know anybody in real life from

No

Where are you?

My Bedroom

Look up, then look back, what do you see?

The fan

What are you listening to right now?

Nothing

Last thing you ate?

Sunflower seeds

Last thing you thought?

My neck hurts form looking at the fan

You have a million dollars what do you do?

I would buy Taylor Swift concert tickets, iPhone 5, new bike, then probably blow the rest on random shit

What are you eating/drinking right now?

Nothing

Find a Globe. Spin it. Where does it land?

I don't have one

Find a book, turn to page 56, line 18, what does it say and what book is it?

"I sat up, startled." Beautiful Creatures

Turn on the TV, what show is on?

Can't I'm in my room and not supposed to be awake... but PLL is open on Netflix

Type you name with your elbow:

fortts

Now, type your name with your nose

briettq

Type your name w/out looking

brietta

Stand up, close your eyes, spin around 3 times, open your eyes, what do you see?

My shelf

If you were any character from Warriors, who would you be?

IDK.

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?

My iPad

A B O U T . Y O U.

1. What time is it?

11:20 pm

2. What is your name?

Brietta

3. What do you want to do?

Watch Kickin It episodes with a bunch of Kick in them

4. Where do you wanna live?

Right where I am now.

5. How many kids do you want?

2 girls 1 boy

6. Do you want to get married?

Yes.

7. have you ever done drugs?

No.

8. what do you like on your pizza?

Cheese

9. Can you cross your eyes?

Yes

10. Do you make your bed daily?

No

W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?

Tongue

2. Be serious or be funny?

Funny.

3. Drink whole or skim milk?

Whole

4. Die in a fire or drown?

Fire

5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?

Enemies

D O . Y O U . P R E F E R.

1. Sun or moon?:

Moon

2. Winter or Fall?

Winter

3. left or right?

left

4. Ten acquaintances or two best friends?:

Two best friends

5. Sunny or rain

Both

6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?

CHOCOLATE

R A N D O M.

1. Which shoe goes on first?

Idk

2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone?

Yes

3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?

Twirl.

4. Have you ever eaten Spam?

No.

5. Favorite ice cream

Cotton candy

6. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet?

1

7. Do you cook?

Yes.

8. Current mood?

Tired

IN . THE. LAST. 48 HOURS. HAVE. YOU.

1. kissed some one?

Nope

2. Sang?

Yup

3. Been hugged:

Yes.

4. Felt stupid:

Totally.

5. Missed someone:

Of course.

6. Danced Crazy?

Yes.

7. Gotten your hair cut?

No

8. Cried:

Yes

9. been kissed:

No.

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...