About me

Name: $#&@ "}$(!@ You Stalkers

Age: 12

Grade: 8

City: San Dimas, California

Pets: 2 annoying brothers (just kidding...maybe)

Random Stuff

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: "Remember, this conversation never happened".

5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say "Surprise me". Then hang up.

7. Answer his questions with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time you say something with the letter "P"

10. Ask him if they have pizza.

11. Say "Hello" and act as if he called you.

12. Make your order being very decided and secure, then when he asks you if you would like a drink with the pizza, act as if you were confused.

13. Change your accent every 5 seconds. 14. Ask for 56 pepperoni slices followed by an equation. 15. If he repeats the order to make sure, say "Ok, it’s 17.90, please proceed to the next window to pick up your order". 16. Explain him that you want to rent a Pizza. 17. Ask if you can keep the box. When he answers yes, make a huge sigh of relief. 18. Ask him if they exploit child labor. 19. Tell him to make sure that your pizza is dead. 20. Imitate the voice of the guy taking the order. 21. Eliminate the verbs of everything you say. 22. Tell him that there’s a surprise party at yours and that you would appreciate if the delivery boy could hide behind the couch until the celebrated one comes in to surprise him/her. 23. Ask if you could see the menu. 24. Warn them that they have no idea of what they are dealing with by supplying this order. 25. Ask him which ingredient is better for a meal with a specific type of wine. 26. Burp and then tell your dog that he should be ashamed. 27. Ask only for one slice. 28. Psychoanalyze the guy taking the order. 29. Complain about the service. Call again two hours later saying that you were drunk and that you are sorry about what you said. 30. Tell the guy taking the order to tell the one in charge to tell the supervisor that he’s fired. 31. Randomly start swearing to someone who is apparently next to you. 32. Stop speaking every 10 seconds and start playing an instrument. 33. Tell a secret code to the guy taking the order and tell him to memorize it for orders you’ll make in the future. 34. Ask for mushrooms as the first ingredient, then before you hang up, say "no mushrooms please". Then hang up before he can say anything. 35. when he repeats the order, correct him changing an ingredient, then correct him again, and again. The third time ask him if it’s his first day working there. 36. Breath loudly. 37. Ask him how many whales/dolphins had to die to make that pizza. 38. Avoid using the word "PIZZA" by any means. If the guy taking the order says it, hang up saying "Please, don’t use that word". 39. Make the order during a car chase on TV. When there are gunshots, yell "Aaarghhh"

40. If the guy taking the order doesn’t take any of the previous jokes, ask him if there’s any other who would take them.

Favorite Quotes

"Pants are just an illusion and so is death"-Unknown

"Never say goodbye because good bye means going away and going away means forgetting" -Peter Pan

"Love is friendship set to music" -Joseph Campbell

"If you gave someone your heart and they left, did they gake it with them? Did you spend the rest of forever with a hole inside you that couldn't be filled?-Jodi Picoult

Pairings that I support

Amian!!!!!!!!!!!!! (IanAmy) -39 Clues

Fax (FangMax) -Maximum Ride

Percabeth (PercyAnnabeth) - Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Everlark (PeetaKatniss) - Hunger Games

Salt? (WaltSadie) - Kane Chronicles

Zutara (Zuko Katara) -Avatar

Fiolee (Marshall Lee Fiona) -Adventure Time