I am a girl just to let you know, a 20 year old bisexual teen, but no more personal info. This is for reading epic fanfictions, people! Thank you.:3 I love reading and writing. Well, I guess everyone on here does pretty much, huh? I'm a loveable little nerd overall. I try to post as often as possible, but naturally stuff comes up. I don't own the rights to any of the shows, series, etc. I write about nor the pictures. For that, thank the assorted creators and Google images (not to mention the amazing artists whose pictures are on Google ).All I own is my ideas for the fanfiction ideas that I hope bring you pleasure to read. If you ever have an idea for one of my stories or for me to write about just let me know or if you want to know more about me just ask. Hope to have you read my stories!:)

And please review or pm me whenever you please! I love love LOVE getting reviews and pms. It's my motivation to write faster.

P.S. Don't let my username mislead you. I got frustrated after so many failed account set-ups and ended up with that. I'm not that conceited. Personally, I've grown fond of it, but I wanted to just explain that.

And now time for the fun, copy and paste it if you love it part of my profile! All of these are from other people by the way (I'm not nearly clever enough to come up with even half of these. A round of applause for witty and funny people everywhere!)

How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!"

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

Bullying

The boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago.

That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin.

The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family.

That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home.

That girl you called fat. She's starving herself.

The old man you made fun of because of the ugly scars. He fought for our country.

The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying.

The girl you called crazy. She's fighting depression.

You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but repost this if you're that 1% with a heart.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

All movies ruin the books they were based on. This is a scientifically proven fact.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

Retreating? Heck no, we're just attacking the other direction!

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Out of my mind, please leave a message.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

If you don't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you. :)

Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.

The present is in the past. We are presently among the past. And the future starts now.

The white man said, "Coloured people aren't allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I wasBlack, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black,when I go in the sun I'mBlack, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grow up you where White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away...Post this on your profile if you hate racism. Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that doesn't often go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, my friends make me dance or I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone:Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Liris, Meihua68, Jinmay-4-ever, Miss Ginny Weasley, SmartGirlD, JacobBlack'RAWR, Clumzylil'Pixiegrl10908, Glitterb1234, bananafreak97, UnderworldChick, Aduial Rana, littledragoneyes, Maethorelen, zuri123, fernfury, Little Miss Enigma, Sweeterthansugar

If you are one of the few middle/high school girls who haven't given in to makeup, copy/paste this on their page.

If you're a kid at heart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you were one of those people that can eat like Garfield and not gain any weight, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Tennis is a fickle sport. No matter how good you are, a wall will always be better than you.

Bravery is not the absency of fear, but the will to overcome it.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

Danger is real. Fear is a choice.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run! Death hates that.

I rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not.

Fictional characters can often tell more truth than people of the real world.

Darkness is misunderstood, because without the dark, we'd never see the stars.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a dream that seems so real you meet up with someone who was there and are just like "Dude, remember the time when..." while they just stare at you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you burst out laughing for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you come up with most of your fanfic ideas by laying in bed staring at the moon, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name; Medalis, Invisibool, krazykookiegirl, Gewlicious, RainingSunshineEverywhere, NightFuryOne, fernfury, Little Miss Enigma, Sweeterthansugar

If you can't wait for the HTTYD sequel, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that Toothless is the awesomest dragon character in HTTYD, copy paste this on your profile. (He's adorable!!!!)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you create your own words and use them frequently, post this into your profile. BE LIKE SHAKESPEARE!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you believe that eating people is wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! UNICORNS!

WARNING: Do NOT follow in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

92% of American teenagers would die if American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8% who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If Justin Bieber was about to jump off a cliff, 97% of girls would be crying their eyes out and screaming "DON'T DO IT!!!" But I would be a part of the other 3% that would be screaming and jumping on the couch with excitement with a bowl of popcorn at hand saying "JUMP JUMP JUMP!!!" Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are that 3%.

Did you know that the word "freckles" came from the Norse language? If you love finding out random facts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

NORMAL PEOPLE/HTTYD FANS:

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
HTTYD FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
HTTYD FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
HTTYD FANS: say shut up or my dragon will burn you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy
HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren't themselves

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
HTTYD FANS: when being chased call their dragon for help

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
HTTYD FANS: yell NIGHT FURY! GET DOWN!

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day."
HTTYD FANS: will say "The Gods Hate Me!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: swear and curse when angry
HTTYD FANS: swing around the nearest object and shout "Son of a half-troll rat-eating munge bucket!"

A Girl and Guy were speeding over 100 M.P.H. on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

Girl: *gives him a big hug*

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was, that halfway down the road, the guy realized his brake wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him.
Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.
Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

At random times of the week your friends are certain you have disappeared off the face of the earth and have given up hope of ever seeing you again (But eventually they will see you again.)

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You have strange nicknames and can tell a detailed story about how you got them.

All of the above are courtesy of the fanfiction writer:Little Miss Enigma.