(Updated: 8/22/17)

So, I've been inactive for a while. Mainly due to school or other things going on in real life. Unfortunately, for those wondering about my GOTG story, 'Not The Only One,' until maybe this summer, or some other time, I will not be updating that story. I've come to discover, after taking some creative writing courses, that I honestly didn't need like HALF of the entire length of my story. They are too wordy, ridiculous, and the plot line is just a mess... ugh, but if you enjoy it still, hopefully you won't mind a change in my writing style, because honestly, it's changed a lot lately, after getting improvement tips in school.

Expect much shorter chapters. I've discovered lengthy stories are not always the best, so expect a change. Hopefully I don't bore you to death anymore now that I'm reducing the length. Speaking of which... I probably won't be re-doing 'Not the Only One,' because the story is so large at this point that going back would be pointless, because it would be like asking all of you to re-read the same novel, with a slightly changed up style. And I won't do that.

UPDATED*

Finished, to be Posted: Another Rocket Raccoon / OC Fic. You will see a slightly different writing style from me in this. VERY CONDENSED. Smaller descriptions.

Stuff about me:

Gender: Male

Name: Not for you to know

Born: The same day you were

Age: Going onto 99

Question: You probably thought I was serious about my age, didn't you?

Address: At your mom's house

(Okay, time to move on to the serious stuff...) {Or was I serious about the stuff above?...}

My quotes: "Just be Yourself, and people will like you."

"Don't let people tell you who you are, and what you can and cannot do."

Favorite movie actors: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kurt Russell, Sylvester Stallone, Will Smith, Danny Glover, Chris Pratt, Vin Diesel, Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Lawrence.

Fav. movies: The Hunger Games, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Escape from LA and New York, Guardians of the Galaxy (1 and 2), Alien vs Predator, and the predator franchise.

Fav video games: Call of duty, Skyrim, AVP, Hitman Absolution, Dead Island.

Fav. TV shows: Walking Dead, Iron Fist, Daredevil, Luke Cage, 100, 3%, Law and Order SVU, Person of Interest, Nightmare Next Door, Snapped,

Alright, now that you guys are probably bored out of your mind reading my profile part, I have some REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, awesome stuff to tell about YOU.

10 Facts about You (Yes, you, the guy/gal reading my profile)

1. You are reading this right now

2. You realize this is a stupid fact

3. You read on anyway

5.) You didn't even realize I skipped 4

6.) You're checking now

7.) You're smiling

8.) You're enjoying this right now

10.) You did not notice that I skipped 9

11.) You're checking again, and smiling

12.) Guess what the kicker is?

13.) You didn't even realize that there's supposed to be 10 FACTS about you

14.) And now you are chuckling to yourself... :) Don't deny it.

Do you know why firetrucks are red? No? Well, I'll tell you a SERIOUS (It's serious, don't listen to my conscious) bedtime story about why:

1.) Well, you see, firetrucks have 6 people usually manned on them. There are also 6 wheels on a firetruck. Do some simple kindergarden math and: 6 plus 6 equals 12, right?

2.) And there are 12 inches on a ruler.

3.) And you see... Queen Elizabeth was a ruler.

4.) There was a ship named after Queen Elizabeth which sailed the seas.

5.) In those seas, you see, there are fish.

6.) And those fish have these things called fins...

7.) Fins are the nickname for people in Finland.

8.) And Finland used to be at war with Russia a long time ago...

9.) The funniest thing about that- Russia's flag is red you see.

10.) Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddddd... you see, Firetrucks are always RUSHIN' around...

So there you go, that it why firetrucks are red ladies and gentlemen.

If you have seen the awesome TV series: Red vs Blue, then copy this into your profile!

If you were born in New England too, copy this into your profile!

If you believe in god, copy this into your profile!

If you are a good runner, copy this into your profile!

If you have a PS3, copy this into your profile! (And PM about it too so we can play together! ;D)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you live in the good ol' U.S.A copy this into your profile!

If you are a Elder Scrolls fan, (Skyrim preferably) copy this this into your profile!

If you're a kid at heart, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you have just finished reading this profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ, copy this onto your profile. DON'T IGNORE THIS, because in the Bible it says: "If you deny me, I will deny you in front of the Father. So be considerate. (Pasted from Friend's profile page.)