LittlexMissxPsycho
 Author has written 3 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers. Age: Why would i tell you that? But as far as zodiac goes, I'm a Sagittarius and a rat, if I'm not older than twenty, how old am i? The Copy and Paste's! The Ouran Alphabet A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) Why We Don't Care The world is a playground Fit to try a new game No matter how different, opposed, or insane It’s meant for two lovers Who share a similar look Who smile and are devilish Who don’t play by the book Disgusted and fearful Society will cover their eyes Conflicting and fighting The boys don’t seem surprised What’s it matter if kin Are lovers and brothers Really it doesn’t If they care immensely for one another Instead of shunning the strange Welcome it with an open mind On this planet so different Twincest you’re bound to find. This was made by leshamarieinuyasha!! If you support the Hitachiin Brothers and Twincest paste this up on your profile as Why We Don't Care. FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter 30 things to do when u catch Hikaru and Kaoru in the middle of one of their make out sessions: 1.Take out your cell phone and take pictures to keep for yourself 2.Take out your cell phone and take pictures to send to your friends, and Kyoya to put on the host club website 3.Squeal until your lungs give out 4.Faint 5.Remain silently staring at them wide eyed until they finally notice you 6.Get out a sound recorder; press record 7.Take one of their discarded shirts and run off with it as your souvenir 8.Once they've both gone nude, take all their clothes and all the clothes from their closet; replace them with girl's clothing 9.Kneel next to them on the floor near their bed and whisper "Intimate" "Toxic" on a music player 11.Hand Hikaru a pair of handcuffs and whisper "You're welcome" 12.Walk up to them and say "A piece of advice: Kaoru shouldn't moan so loud. It'll wake the neighbors" 13.Stare for a second then say "Vaseline would work better" walk out 14.Attempt to fall asleep on their bed next to them 15.Paint them, (whether you paint a picture of them or paint ON them is up to you) 16.Start debating to yourself whether this is going to become an M rated image 17.Go on the computer and try to find an appropriate emoticon for the faces they're making 18.Notice the way each of their hair is parted and walk out grumbling "And here I thought Kaoru was the uke. Boy I was wrong." 19.Try and convince your friends that you're actually watching this over the phone tape it for you tube until they've finally broken apart then hop onto the bed yelling "My turn!" them until they see you and ask what you're doing, before they're done asking interrupt and say "Thanks. I was bored." and walk out. 23.Ask: "Is it hot in here?" 24.Start counting how many other fan girls would kill to be in your position 25.When they start moaning each other's names say: "He's right there! Can you see all right?" 26.Chant: "Come on Hikaru! Go for the neck! The neck!" 27.Grab a pair of pom-poms and cheer: "The twins are red hot! The twins are red hot! The twins are R-E-D H-O-T!!" 28.Get in a maids outfit and walk in asking: "Do you need anything? Tea? Water? A collar and leash?" 29.Get a professional's camera and start taking pictures yelling, "That's it! Yes! Hikaru stick your tongue in! There! Perfect!" 30.Pop popcorn If you have either thoroughly enjoyed or fainted reading this list, feel free to copy it into your profile! _ YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. TOTAL: 14 Oh... Cool YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. Total:4 hmmm... Female Comebacks Man: Have I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mine. Man: Hey baby, whats your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you Woman: But would you stay there? Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a hit woman. I kill only males that use dumb pick-up lines. Like you. On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: Funny Stuff: All the good guys are either gay, married, or fictional characters in media. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen. Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler? Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold? Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Ever stop to think and forget to start again? Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought. It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, my dear children, but that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. I ran with scissors, and lived! If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect to get it back. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can't. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. Success = Failure! Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. When life hands you lemons, chuck 'em back at the guy who was demented enough to give them to you. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOUR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. my mother taught me about JUSTICE. If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile. If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a chocoholic, you know what to do. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile. If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile. If someone has ever does something kinda funny and you bust out laughing and can't stop for at least 5 minutes, copy and paste this on your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this into your profile. If your favorite characters in almost all the animes or mangas are the weirdest ones, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. If reality continues to ruin your life, copy and paste this into your profile. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile If you think those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you think those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile. 92 percent of teens have moved on to rap and hip-hop. If you're one of the 8 percent that likes to rock and roll, copy this into your profile! 98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If YOU'RE one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into YOUR profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Animals count) Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever ran into a sliding glass door paste this into your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy an paste this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool then copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile. If you draw anime/manga paste this onto your profile. if you like writing paste this onto your profile. If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you zone out during the day imagining that same dream continuing on then copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile .If you have a very wide range of interests, copy this into your profile. .If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. .98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. .If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. .If you like to write, copy/paste this in your profile. .Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. .If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. 5 Truths of Life. 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it 3. The first truth is a lie 4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!) 5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile. If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. If: Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E but and, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, it’s really the BULLSHIT and the ASSKISSING that will put you over the top More Funny Stuff! Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary "Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork" Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust? Don't follow me, I'm lost too At least I don't care what those mindless people think of me It's always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I've found it? I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just gonna ask where their going and hook up with them later Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face? Haha. I don't get it So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun. If at first you don't succeed skydiving isn't for you Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them Set sail in a genaral that way direction Music is my boyfriend Defination of Your Mom: How to answer a question when your bored Poke me. I dare you. This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob. Docters say I have multiple personalitys. We disagree with that. I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. When life gives you lemons make apple juice and then laugh when people try to figure out what the hell you did. When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate. It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubburn to ask for directions. If the world is full of crazy people. THEY'D MAKE ME THEIR LEADER. Defination of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some priminal areas. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff. I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid i'd take over. I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me? Whenever you feel pissed off at someone walk a mile in there shoes, that way your a mile from them and you have their shoes. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Did you know Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity. Have seen my sanity I seem to have lost it Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he'll hate that. Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper. The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen! Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read in school about the wars that solved America's problems? 364 days of the years kids are told not to take candy from strangers, but on Halloween it's encouraged! Why is that? An apple a day keeps the docter away, if well aimed. Parents spend the first part of our lifes teaching us how to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Boys are like trees- they take 50 years to grow up. How are the force and duct tape the same?- They both have light and dark sides and hold the universe together. Never go to a docter who's office plants have died. Education is important, school however, is another matter. Isn't Disney Land a people trap operated by a mouse? When life hands you lemons throw them right back and tell life to make it's own dang lemonade! The sun has set, the moon has risen, today's the day we get out of prison. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out."? Who was the first person to say "You see that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."? When french people swear do they say Pardon my English? -so, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil? -I used all my sick days, so I called in dead... -you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you jump off a cliff, i laugh even harder -everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. -Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now. If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. Things Found Only in America 1. Only in America - can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. shit your going to try and cheer me up aren't you?' If I won't be myself, who will? "When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic." "You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!" "Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil." "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." "I'm sane, it's the world that's crazy" They say home is where the heart is. Well, my home must be Hell because that's where my heart seems to be stuck. Our neighborhood is full of weirdoes. We fit right in! If he rips my arms off I'll kick him to death. If he rips my legs off I'll bite him to death. If he rips my head off I'll stare him to death. And if he gouges my eyes out I'll curse him from beyond my grave! Yeah... I'm going to tear him apart. Then drag it out... What, you ask? The insides, of course. A lot comes out, right? Get.Off.The.Nuclear.War.Head "Dude, you have a bazooka. Stop thinking Prague Police and start thinking Playstation. Blow shit up! Bow down! Bow down! Before the power of Santa! Or be crushed! Be crushed! By..HIS JOLLY BOOTS OF DOOM! "Think of all the fun we can have! The teachers we'll scar, the students we'll corrupt! INDIA?! WHAT THE --?! Why the hell am I talking to some guy in India about a computer that was made in Japan and bought in America?!" Theres always a way out, and sometimes it comes with missile launchers. ps. dont let the air mug you IT'S EVERYWHERE THERE IS NO ECAPE FROM IT! Quickly we must lock our selvs into a air proff container... then we will be safe "Some of the worst sinners are the world's happiest people." "Yu-Gi-Oh: Multiple personality disorder ... with cards!" "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." "A life? COOL! Where can I download one of those?" "One day we'll look back at this moment, laugh nervously, and then change the subject." "I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault." "Welcome to loserville. Population: You." "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask questions." "Pain. Joy. Sorrow. Suffering. The beats of life." "Need a vacation? GO AWAY!" "Anti-social, much?" "Got Ramen?" "I may not be very smart, but I can lift heavy things." "Randomness is the base of conversation.” "I lost my mind a long time ago. Hm ... But, I haven't missed it yet." "Stupidity makes the world go round. Or lopsided, same difference." "Do you know you're short?" "I hear highschool's easier the second time around." "Who needs food? We have snowcones!" "I will temporarily rule the world, forever." "It's improbable, immoral, and against my religion."(My excus for not doing homework!) "I'm not crazy I'm just ... well, I'm not crazy!" "Some things children's eyes shouldn't see...your face is one of them." "Dude, like, I think she's speaking Chinese again." "Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an --." "Impotence...Nature's way of saying ‘No hard feelings’,” "Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film." "Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date." "I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off." "Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends." "Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them." "Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself." "Never mess with a guy wearing make-up. They mean business." "Tell me. What is it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" "If you continue to poke me with that chopstick i will not cease to kill you with it." "If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige." "Now, I want you all to start daydreaming. Yes, just pretend you're listening to my lecture. Yeah, that's the glazed expressions I want!" "Hell is actually a lot hotter than this room, but the joy levels about the same." “If you are going to burn, you have to burn RIGHT,” "If you don’t leave now, I will personally kill you, then spend the rest of my life dancing on your grave the moment I can actually move again." "I think we’ve had a bad influence on him, he’s as crazy as we are." "I'll have you know I am ROYAL!"-"A Royal PAIN!" “Children. We are here to exchange money. Not squabble about your nonexistent past lives. Now the nice goblins are waiting to take your money and open a bank account for you. Please try to at least act like normal, quiet, peaceful, law-abiding citizens for once in your damned lives.” “IT’S ON FIRE, IT’S ON FIRE, AND FIRE IS HOT!” Look, we haven’t spoken Latin since the pigs left.” “That’s my boy, you’re always been a pain in the butt.” “Now you know that evil will always triumph because good is stupid.” “-We came here to look for a bathroom. Not your past!” "I SWEAR TO DRUNK I’M NOT GOD!" "I LOVE weddings! Drinks all around!" “If there’s anything more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot now.” "There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train." "If you fall off a cliff, you might as well try to teach yourself to fly on the way down." "I know half of you half as well as I should like... And I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve…” "Nothing is more eternal than massive amounts of paperwork." "We’ve just witnessed a classic case of something called ‘misdirected rage.’ I believe the technical term is ‘being an ass.’" "Power corrupts. Absolute power is nifty." "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup." "Sorry, I don't have time to be arrested." ""It's amazing how the body can deceive the world, and the eyes can betray all the secrets the heart and soul could hold.." It takes a second to meet someone, an hour to like someone, a day to love someone, and a lifetime to forget someone." "Funny isn't it; how you push away those that love you, and welcome those that hate you," “I DON’T CARE! IN THIS KITCHEN, I AM GOD!” “Words marked, remembered, and stored for blackmail!” "It's all fun and games until someone loses an appendage. Then it's just a game of keep away!" You know you're obsessed with Hetalia when… ] When you wonder why the polar bear at the zoo isn't talking to you ] When your teacher questions you when you constantly squeal during History class ] When you scream "Happy Birthday Alfred" and/or "Take that Arthur" on the Fourth of July in a large crowd of people and are proud when they give you the WTF look ] When you know what Sealand is and people find you weird for telling them he's a little kid in a blue sailor suit that was for sale on eBay ] When you laugh if a country's "vital regions" are discussed in the news/media ] When you question why only a few countries use Japanese as the foremost language ] When in a conversation about APH, you specifically use both country and human names to confuse the people around you ] (the obvious) When you ask, no, COMMAND people to become one with mother Russia and laugh hysterically when they look confused, telling them "everyone eventually becomes one with Russia" before walking away ] When you walk into a Hello Kitty store and ask where the Shinatty-Chan merchandise is ] When you take time out of your day to look up country relationships on Wikipedia ] When you begin to notice all the jokes about China ] When you try to make your own "idiot hair" and use two bottles of hair gel in the process ] When the Great Depression all of a sudden seem hilarious. "Your ass is MINE, America!" ] When you correct someone talking about a new discovery of some kind, telling them "Korea already invented that" ] When you have to remind people that Hong Kong is NOT the capital of China ] When you explain that when the aliens attack, the first to go will be the British ] When you're grade in Geography suddenly shoots up ] When others ask you what you mean by "England is so cute when he's Tsundere" ] When you find yourself thinking of the best conversation you've ever heard: ] When you correct your history teacher, telling them that the pact of steal between Germany and Italy was actually a pinky swear ] When seeing the new Harry Potter movie the second time, the only thing you can think of is the infamous spoiler written all over England's torso ] When the contagious verbal tics of the show become a part of your normal day conversations ] When you have full-out and vicious debates on what side (the Axis or Allies) would win in a fist fight ] When you imagine, when in a state of insane exhilaration or any kind of insanity emotion, you have the same menacing purple aura that often haunts Russia when he's "happy" ] When you realize you've memorized every single version of MaruKaite Chikyuu and sing them regularly ] When you find yourself scanning through your history textbook to find a good fanfiction topic ] When you feel yourself tearing-up while discussing the American Revolution ] When you start learning Japanese just to read the Hetalia website ] When you expect the Polish exchange student to be a cross-dressing valley girl ] When you download your favorite episodes and watch them compulsively ] When you randomly scream "PASTA" and think everyone around you is weird for not getting the joke ] When a tomato crate seems like the best hiding place during a war ] When you know the songs "Fat na kare", "Oyayubi no Tsukaikata", "Makka na Ito", "Yokan", "Gibusu", "Lion", "Tetsukazu No Sekai" and "Utsukushii Namae", have downloaded them onto your itunes and listen to them daily ] When "True Italian Spirit" is only another way to say "We Surrender" ] When the song "Santa Clause is coming to Town" seems like an odd rip-off of something that was written for Russia ] When you try to convince your history teacher to play Chibitalia episodes when learning about the Austrian Wars ] When, upon looking at your youtube favorites, you find that APH videos have filled up at least two pages of space ] When you begin to read all about your favorite country obsessively to learn more about them ] When you start noticing how much you absolutely adore sunflowers ] When you realize there's always someone underneath the cute mascot uniforms ] When you discover the joys of the Sexy Waiter outfit ] When you explain to others that condoms are the best weapons in psychological warfare ] When others find you odd for talking to the fairies, flying rabbits and unicorns even if they're the odd ones out for not being able to see them in the first place ] When you decided to construct your own APH OC and proudly proclaim to the world that you were the one who created Portugal ] When you want your own pink kitty backpack ] When "Flower-Egg" seems like the best name for your new puppy ] When England wearing America's jacket is probably one of the best things that's ever happened to you ] When, upon being scolded by a teacher when caught watching/reading APH in class, you explain that you're merely studying for you History exam ] When you watch movies/plays/musicals/etc., place APH characters in the roles and plan you're parody fanfiction of it ] When you try and memorize the "Yakko's World" song just because you can imagine the countries while singing it ] When you don't feel like a nerd for knowing so much about history/geography ] When you find yourself attracted to bushy eyebrows, even thinking them sexy ] When, if something big happens in the world, you imagine the countries' reactions ] When, upon acting/cosplaying as Italy, you close your eyes and keep them closed to see if you can really function that way, only to realize that, no, you cannot ] When you try to plant random bits of Hetalia into your schoolwork, and marvel at the fact that you're the only one that knows what you're talking about ] When you wish your grandfather could be as awesome as Rome ] When the sound of bouncing beach balls (Ukraine's boobs) is now disturbing to you ] When you use your favorite / cosplayed country's name in place of your own ] When watching South Park, you find great embarrassment in the fact that you're composing your own episode in which the APH characters are present (A/N: Okay, I expect no one else to do this, but I do...so I put it on the list. It would be a good episode, too!) ] When you explain to your Geography teacher that Corsica isn't an island; it's Italy's nipple. ] When you find yourself doodling your history notes into a Hetalia-like situation, much to your teacher's dismay (ex: Spanish-American war for a Hetalia fan = Cuba getting pissed at Antonio and Alfred beating Antonio up before giving him a few bucks and skipping away). ] When you confuse the people around you by outwardly expression your frustration that you can't chose between countries to cosplay as ("I'm not sure whether to be Finland or Southern Italy!") ] When you purchase a dish at a restaurant specifically for the name (ex: I got Romano Chicken at the Cheesecake Factory) ] When you realize you're not sure how to react to the Hetalia: Paint it White! movie (Should we cringe at the…odd plot, or do we squeal at the MASSIVE amounts of fanservice?) ] When you begin to understand that you're pissing off those around you who don't know of Hetalia/those who don't like Hetalia ] When "Aiyah, 4000 Years" made you weap like a little girl ] When you find yourself following the World Cup just to root for your favorite country ] When the Yugioh the Abridged "America" references all have a double meaning to you ] When it aggravates you that people refer to male countries as "she" or "her" OTHER SUBMISSIONS: ] When You find the song "Canada's Really Big" or any other references to country's sizes amusingly inappropriate ] When Shinatty-chan becomes a frequent doodle on your notebook and you have to explain that it is not hello kitty, but a fat, old guy in a hello kitty imitation outfit ] When you spout random facts about various countries and revel in the fact that no one else knows about them ] When you find yourself suddenly a lot more aware of the current world situations because people did fanfictions and fanart about them ] When you start laughing at a world map because it's really more than just a placement of countries to you ] When you have a French exchange student, and you expect them to be just like France... and are fascinated that, yes they are ] You spend all day scouring the internet for country relations in a vain attempt to justify your crack pairings ] When you suddenly take great pleasure in learning about your lineage and relating it to Hetalia characters ] When you start assigning your best friends countries and when you get together you call it a "World Conference" ] When said friends start forming the pairings you support ] When you bribe your friend to say "Aru" at the end of every sentence ] When you know about more countries than your geography teacher ] When you start squealing in geography class ] When in history class you start making what you're learning about into a hetalia episode in your head ] When you obsessively search Hetalia MADs on Youtube and are confident you know most of them off by heart ] When suddenly the image of America is no longer of Uncle Sam or Lady Liberty in your head ] When you see a book in the store called 'Your Erroneous Zones' and automatically touch (or want to touch) your hair ] When Charlie the Unicorn is tainted for life, thanks to England ] When you start chanting "kolkolkol" when someone annoys/angers you. ] When you're shocked that all the Ukrainian girls you see haven't fallen over yet due to figure disproportions. ] When you feel the need to violently mash your potatoes with a fork no matter what state they may be in. ] When you keep on denying that "It wasn't the Axis' fault! It was their bosses!" or "They were under their dark selves at those times!" (AN: It's because it's true!) ] When you know you improved in drawing and writing thanks to Hetalia ] When you keep on laughing and you relate to your dad everytime he watches the boxing videos of Ricky Hatton against Manny Pacquiao and you will mutter "Iggy probably still has a grudge against Firi-tan" or "Take that Arthur!" or "LOL England got defeated by a woman!!!" ] When you stalk Hidekaz Himaruya's blog and you are sad to know that he added new comics IN JAPANESE that most can't read ] When you attempt to sing "Country From Where the Sun Rises; Zipangu" And FAIL miserably to the point that your dog hates you for it. AND that you had fun singing "W.D.C. World Dancing" since you were shouting random English at your computer. That and "Einsamkeit" made your heart melt when you read the english translations. ] When you rant about "Why they didn't finish RomaHeta" and you plan on making a flash of that AFTER you get a tablet ] When you realize that your notebook (that rarely has any notes) became your fanfiction notebook and is now ashamed to show it to your teacher ] When you absentmindedly face palm every time your mom says "Your house looks like Chinese" and will try to see Yao's reaction and face to that ] When going to the supermarket or hardware store, you look at where the product was made from and laugh (I saw something made in France and I was giggling) OR you saw a banner that says "International" and beside it were flags and you tried naming every flag. ] When you randomly scream out "DO NOT PUT THE NAME OF [insert country/human name here] IN VAIN!!!" when a person/comedian in TV makes a random comment and says something about [insert country here] ] When at the right moment, the song "Let's Boil Hot Water!" came on your Ipod and you start singing, adding a long "PASTAAAA" at the end only to realize that the volume was on max, you were screaming and people where looking at you. ] When you sang "The Delicious Tomato Song" when you saw tomatoes in the grocery store ] When you complete all Marukaite Chikyuu and you have them in your Ipod (AN: I currently have twenty-two!) ] When the word "Invading" even without Vital Regions sounded dirty to you and you laugh ] When you REALLY question yourself how "Pangaea" is possible and you are trying to imagine how it works... and failing to imagine it properly without thinking of dirty thoughts ] When you apparently stalk this list and randomly adds new stuff in it when you had moments ] When 'Honda's Really Big Thing' becomes more humorous than it really should be... ] When you listen to "Blame Canada" from South Park and can't help laughing and shouting "MATTHEW!!!" ] When someone mentions "Big Ben" you can't help but go scarlet and giggle like a school girl. ] When your teacher says that the alliance between Germany and Italy was "one of convenience" and you immediately reply, "IT'S TRUE LOVE AND YOU KNOW IT!" ] When you can't say international affairs with a straight face ] When you hear/see the name "Susan" and automatically think of Sweden. ] When you picture Hungary and Austria's wedding when you learn about them joining countries. ] When learning about Ancient Rome, Ancient Greece, or Ancient Egypt, you stop yourself from correcting the history teacher telling them, "It's Grandpa Rome, Mama Greece, and Mama Egypt!" ] When people ask you why America is your favorite country, you reply "Cause he's the hero! And the hero is always the best!" ] When you see the label "Made in China" you shout "HA! Take that Korea!" ] You think Maru Kaite Chikyuu should be the international anthem. ] You weep tears of joy when hearing about the fall of the Berlin Wall and say "It's a family reunion!" (In more ways than one) ] When you see someone spying on someone else, you have an urge to pull out a frying pan and say "Kami-sama, is this the right thing to do?!" ] When you spend half a day constructing a "You Know you're Obsessed with Hetalia when…" (=_=)৩ ve This is Italy, Copy and paste him into your profile to give him more Pasta Judge me I'll prove you wrong Some of the stupidest things I have ever heard... "Real artificial bacon bits" Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go out and buy myself some real-fake bacon bits. Not just fake-fake, real-fake Christmas lights: To be used for indoor or outdoor use only (as opposed to...?) When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. He who laughs last didn't get it. The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity. Adults are just kids with money. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let life wonder how the heck you did that. You know when you are obsessed with Hetalia when: 1. You start laughing hysterically at maps Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what SmartAss came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile. Interesting and insane laws: Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a 500 dollar fine. (Hmm... I'm not that sure all of the suicide terrorists will be scared off by that.) It is illegal for horses to eat fire hydrants. (What... the...) It is illegal to allow a dog to be in a public place without its master on a leash. It is illegal to allow a pet cat to run loose without a taillight. It is illegal to carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock. It is illegal to drive a motor vehicle on city streets unless a man with a lantern is walking ahead of it. It is illegal to eat in a place that is on fire. (Who would want to eat there?) It is illegal to purchase an alcoholic beverage after midnight on Sunday, yet one may do so on Monday. It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns. It is illegal to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. It is illegal to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep. The penalty for jumping off a building is death. 60 OR SO AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!! 1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.) 2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously. 3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??” very loudly. 4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties” 5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!” 6. Flick pieces of paper around the class. 7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.” 8. Don’t do your Homework. 9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly. 10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!” 11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. 12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom. 13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.” 14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused. 15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG! GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!” 16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena 17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room 18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says 19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow 20. Speak in French. 21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance” 22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well 23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then." 24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelt. 25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!” 26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early." 27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.” 28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!” 29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads. 30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!” 31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!” 32. Bring in a 7th Grader and says he’s your new pet. 33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb. 34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them. 35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice. 36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it. 37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win. 38. Glue all their scissors together. 39. Make paperclip jewellery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc… 40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!” 41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’ 42. Talk to a pen. 43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!” 44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say. 45. Smile. All the time. 46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!” 47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’ 48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!" 49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks. 50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song. 51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her! 52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught! 53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!" 54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!" 55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder! 56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats! 57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart! 58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my god. Shit. Shit. Shit. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh god. They must have found the body! HELP!" 59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!" |
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