A/N: Surprise B****h! I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me... too much tumblr sorry. But it still fits! I'm back again (finally) with another chapter of Adventures in the Mansion~ but i have a good reason for being gone so long!

High school. Senior year. That is all.

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia, the characters, or the story of HetaOni. All rights go to the proper owners.

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"Oh.. a mochi!" Japan seemed entirely surprised by the small living ball of rice dough. "Are you stuck?" No Japan, he was just hanging out.. But at least the small island nation has the sense to try to pull the creature out of the wall, however the soft nature of its body gets to japan and his love for cute things keeps him from pulling out the mochi, for fear of hurting the gooey ball of rice. "I can't get you out... not like this." If only there was a strong, blond, whip wielding, Germanic country to help you, Japan!

Stepping back to get a better look at the situation, the island nation thinks for a moment. "I think Germany might be able to get you out, though i wonder if he would come here for that?" However, the cute sparkle in the mochi's eyes removes all doubt in Japan mind.

Germany was coming up whether he liked it or not.

And so the old nation hurried down the stairs to get to Germany, eager to help the adorable mass of sticky dough. However...

"Was this door.. here before? Or is it just my imagination? I'm sure it wasn't an iron door though..." Only slightly weary, despite the Oni running around trying to find his leather pants* Japan knocked on the door, trying to ignore the headache that seemed to be rising. "Germany, do you have a minute?"

"Is that you Japan" No, the Oni has shape shifting and voice changing abilities.. Yes its japan you dummkopf! "Whats the matter?" Again, Oni! Trapped in a house! Missing Ita-chan and Awesome Prussia! Any of this ringing a bell?

"There's a mysterious," and cute, "mochi stuck in the wall on the forth floor. I feel a little sorry for it so i was wondering if you could get it out.." Japan, the man with kindness for cute things in his heart, and 'adult' books in his library.

But all Germany had on his mind was 'isn't mochi a food?' "I'll go and get it out. I just have on favor to ask of you though. While i was running, I dropped my whip. I think we should have some kind of weapon in case that thing shows up again."

That not nice Germany, Steve is not 'thing'! He is obviously an Oni that just wants to play tag! Still though, a whip? Really? What were you planning on doing at the world meeting?

"What a coincidence! I actually found your whip a while ago!" Japan grinned happily, unknowingly holding the whip in a scary way.

And as the whip was slid under the doorway, you could practically hear Germany shouting various dirty words in his head. But, being friends with North Italy had helped him gain a bit of control of his temper, and all that came out was a simple "uhh.. thank you."

And as Japan was chattering on about them getting ready to go, the German nation interrupted with another silly task for the island nation.

"I'm actually hungry too! Do you have anything for me to eat?"

"Eh? To eat...?" Suddenly feeling guilty, Japan decided to opt out of telling Germany about the onigiri he found in the library, which he had eaten on his way down to get him after finding the mochi.

"If its not too much trouble, could you please go look for something to eat?" The relief that Germany felt was almost tangible as Japan flailed about to act like finding food in the mansion was impossible. "Please, i have no strength right now, I'm really hungry."

Ahh the guilt stabbed right through Japan. He wasn't hungry at all, but he still ate the rice ball. Feel the guilt japan, feel it and enjoy it. "Alright, i'll look around. I have to find Italy anyway." And Prussia, but the albino nation seems to have been forgotten..

Hearing the slightly sad tone in Japans voice, Germany provides a miracle and shares his beer with Japan.**

"A drink? And beer at that!? Thank you very much, i'll be on my way." As Japan left, odd noises coming from the iron door, he was at a loss. Where was he supposed to find food?

"Oh, this still has its price tag.." Upon closer inspection on the tag.. "..."

Toilet Shop

A/N: i know its short but i wrote this at 2:00 am e.e the only free time i've had to write for a while... I'll try to get back to writing more, i promise~

*This is actually a reference to the game KyoOni which is actually what helped with the inspiration for this story~ Go check out the Lets Play of KyoOni by its muse: KyoKoon64

She also does a lets play of Hetaoni

**I swear i don't mean any offence by this, but Hetalia is based on stereotypes, and as such i kinda had to keep with it... don't hate me please ._.

Dummkopf (German)- Idiot!