My pen name is actually the names of two of my characters from a series of 'books' I've been writing on and off for the last couple of years, and hopefully will finish one day. Maybe. If I don't decide to re-do the whole thing again.

I promise I'll try to update any stories I write as soon as I can, but there's really no guarantee on a time frame. I also have a habit of walking right into the path of the 'Muse Bus' and starting another five stories at the same time. I can get carried away, in either length or content, due to the plot bunnies who have set up residence in my hair and are constantly trying to get my attention.

I'll do my best to stay focused and come up with some decent material. Everything written here is purely for the enjoyment and entertainment of anyone who stumbles across it. If you have a little extra time, maybe you could tell me what you think of them (i.e. storyline, dialouge, staying in character and writing style). Any and all reviews are greatly appreciated.

-The One and Only,

RenKain

3/26/12 Update- Warning: Sudden and Severe 'Roronoa Zoro Obsession' Alert!! Holy cats, how did this happen? I swear, when I started posting on this site I had absolutely NO intention of making 90% of my writing ALL ABOUT Roronoa freaking Zoro! Now his STUPID FACE won't leave me alone!!

Well, I guess there are far worse things to obsess over than skilled, stubborn, jaw-droppingly hot animated men, and I'll let you know when I think of one. For now, on with the madness!

4/2/12 Update- I swear I haven't forgotten about Advice, I've just been a little distracted with the One Piece universe to re-write the next chapter after my computer ate the nearly-finished one I was working on. Evil machine. I'll get around to it eventually and I apologize to anyone who is reading it. Sorry for the wait.

Fun mini Life Story:

After a very, very long and frustrating day at work my friend and I were having a conversation about our hair (for some reason). I, suffering from 'Five-o'clock Brain Dead Syndrome', asked, "Is hair dye one word or two?" (Yeah, I know. 'Duh'.)

Without missing a beat my friend replied, "Depends on how fast you say it." Straight face and everything, too.

I just about died laughing, and only part of the amusement was from being over-tired. And that folks is why she is my friend.

XDDD

5/7/12 Update- Hmm, I seem to have hit a rather large writer's block lately, but as soon as I find my Muse Mallet we'll be up and running again in no time. Might take awhile though, I'm not sure how long but no more than a couple weeks would be my guess.

Now, where did I put that thing...

7/20/12 Update- Advice is not dead, I promise! It's just being a difficult and obnoxious little bugger. Sorry about that...

3/12/13 Update- Yes, I'm ignoring my profile... What?

6/15/13 Update-* For anyone waiting on my slow ass to make a sequel of 'Between an Archaeologist and A Hard Place', fuuko no miko has been kind enough to write an amazing follow-up story called 'Aftermath'. It's awesome. And awesomely smutty. Seriously, go read it.