This is just perfect. I love the idea that Zoro is not so much directionally challenged as just totally misinformed and still so stubborn that he refuses to believe he could be the one who is wrong. And the Omake was PERFECT!

This is great! I love it!

Loved it. Very in-character and easy to picture. Directionally-challenged Zoro is one of my favorite things ever and you wrote it very well. :D Good luck on your writing!

I'm the anon who previously reviewed part-way. ; Meant to say that this is absolutely wonderful, thank you very much for sharing!

Wonder

XD Idiot swordsman direction

Great story. Good explaination for him getting lost all the time. And Sanji being able to stay serious and even give him the "right" directions in the end. Not to forget Luffys meat constellation

My friend thought that up meant straight so when I was giving her instructions to my house and I said 'when you reach the roundabout go up' she went straight and was lost for two hours... My house was fifteen minutes away.

Are you sure you didn't have them left?
Thouroughly enjoyable read, good job.

Woah... Now that you put it that way, it actually seems possible.
But this probably isn't the case (Remember Enies Lobby)!

Haha, nice concept. :)

This is amazing!
I had never thought that Zoro's directions would be a matter of seeing things differently and using the way other's use directions in a different way.
I see this as totally plausible and creative.
Love that Sanji was patient enough with the marimo to help him out, the idiot needs it sometimes

This was beautiful.

Haha, Zoro learned the wrong stuff!

BRILLIANT, SANJI!
PAT YOURSELF ON THE BACK!
I wonder if he'll tell the crew this information