Pipkin in the Grasshide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Lord of the Rings, Silmarillion, Dishonored, and Naruto. Hello there! I happen to be a casual author who is a complete hypocrite. I tend to dislike OCs, but have quite a few myself. I cannot claim to have a single original idea, even if I think it is original. My penname comes from a book that I don't like very much. Can you guess which book? I am a crossover addict. Also, I dislike it when great writers misspell the word 'lose' as loose. I am not a diligent updater, if on the off chance anyone likes my work. If one person, just one person likes my work, I will do my utmost to make that reader happy. Also, reveiw! Point out any spelling errors that I may have, slip-ups, stupid mistakes, etc. Keep in mind that I am a hypocrite, try not to take my offensive defensives too seriously. Just because a story is over doesn't mean that you can't review! I happen to have a tumblr, just in case anyone is interested: http:/// Helpful Websites Merin Essi ar Quenteli! is a top-notch site which covers Tolkien's languages for Arda. Make sure to read their essays as well as checking out the phrasebook and name lists! Series That I am a fan of: Naruto (This series is what lead me to this fine website) Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood (No offense to the original anime lovers, but I never found the original anime to be intresting) Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit. (It was the movies that made me a fan, but the Hobbit rules!) Harry Potter series. (My favorite crossover place. I have MANY ideas) Hetalia (You either love it or hate it. I love it's fans) Percy Jackson and the Olympians (Am I the only one who is disappointed with The Heros of Olympus?) Star Wars (If you put mute on, than the pre-quels are masterpecies) Pirates of the Caribbean (I think the design is pretty) Plot Bunnies up for adoption: Not attempted due to not having enough background on the subjects. If you fancy a go, let me know so I can marvel at your amazing work. -One early spring morn at Downton Abbey a half-awake Charlie Carson finds a strange looking police kiosk wedged between the potatoes and the turnips after a frightened maid wakes up the entire staff, claming to have heard a strange noise and seeing two queerly dressed people, a man and a woman, sneaking about. It is decided among the staff that they sould keep this mystery to themselves. But after a week of covering up messes from the Crawleys and a perticularly disasterous fiasco at a party, Carson desperately writes to a private detective for help. The letter is never sent, due to being abandoned in the door of the myserious kiosk. However, a message arrives in the inbox of a certian John Watson of 221b Baker street... Downton Abbey/Dr.Who/Sherlock crossover That is all, enjoy your stay on the interwebs. |
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Quietus by AngeLhearteD reviews
When first he laid eyes upon her, he thought her the very personification of spring. He watches, from the depths of shadow; waiting to steal her away from the land of the living. Waiting to make her Queen of the Dead. Hades/Persephone retold. SasuSaku/AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 916,329 - Reviews: 11735 - Favs: 4,667 - Follows: 4,496 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Robb Returns by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The Red Wedding has happened and the Old Gods are getting worried about what has happened. They have no choice. Robb must return.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 150 - Words: 619,828 - Reviews: 7611 - Favs: 6,390 - Follows: 6,876 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Eddard S./Ned, Robb S., Theon G., Domeric B.
Like Father, Like Son by Rhiw reviews
The first time Dante met his son, the runt stole his pizza. The second time he had half the police force of Capulet East after him. The third time he saved the Kid's life and got a kick to the face. This time, he was determined to introduce himself.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,157 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 5/31/2019 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Dante, Nero
What You Were Meant To Be by Finfinfin1 reviews
When trying to be an elf like Legolas gets Eldarion into no end of trouble his father opens his eyes to the secrets and surprises of being a Man that await him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/17/2016 - Aragorn, Legolas, Arwen U., Eldarion
i thought i was so smart by ohmytheon reviews
Roy has faced monsters, Truth, and so many life or death situations, but now he must face something else just as frightening: watching his one year-old sick son for the first time on his own for a night. What's a father that can't be a father supposed to do?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2016 - [Roy M., Riza H.] [Rebecca C., Jean H.] - Complete
The Lady of Letters by NicoleWouldnot reviews
Have you ever wondered what would have become of Jane Austen and her writing if she had continued her love affair with Tom Lefroy? I have. Follow me on my journey of weaving the imaginary tale of a life that could have been. *Edited and now Complete*
Becoming Jane - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,110 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/26/2015 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Complete
Alive by subduedfangirl reviews
"Isn't he beautiful?" Hanji said. "He's alive." That was always what Levi focused back on. "That's why he's beautiful." Hanji interlaced her fingers with his. [Written for Levihan Week 2015. Prompt - Beauty. Spoilers from Chapter 69 of the manga are mentioned. Please read with caution if you have not reached that point.]
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/23/2015 - [Levi A., Hange Z.] - Complete
Wolf's Den by Toasleep reviews
In a world where social status and acceptance is based on your spirit animal, Molly Hooper finds herself being an outcast. Having no mark to indicate her spirit animal, Molly learns how to be invisible and fade into the furthest parts of other people thoughts. That is until a certain consulting detective wonders into her lab one day and proceeds to flip her world upside down.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,930 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Molly Hooper
The Hyuga Eyes by thedarkangel22 reviews
"The trait is a very dominant one, and so it'd surpass any others of the like in the presented gene pool." He paused for a moment. "Why do you ask?" NejiTen; sweet, fluffy oneshot featuring everyones favourite ninja couple. Rated for Tenten's potty mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Short Steps, Deep Breaths by arabmorgan reviews
He deciphers the nuances of external cues, while she gleans secrets from the depths of the mind. Perhaps there is some credibility to the saying that opposites attract after all. Shikamaru Hiden spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,930 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/27/2015 - [Ino Y., Sai] - Complete
Rendering Aid by Snehalotr reviews
Arwen desires to render aid to the Dunedain during winter, causing a disagreement between her and Aragorn. Rated T to be safe.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,563 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/5/2015 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Aragorn, Arwen U., Elrohir, Elladan - Complete
Runs in the Family by ImagingThings reviews
Arwen has a surprise for Aragorn.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Aragorn, Arwen U., Eldarion - Complete
Thranduil's Eyebrows by Dragon MoonX reviews
Kili has sweet talked Tauriel into sneaking him out of his prison cell in Mirkwood for a late night snack. He's only allowed out for a short while, but it's long enough for him to get into some mischief.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Fíli, Kíli, Tauriel - Complete
A Gentle Nudge by ChloeNicolee1912 reviews
In which Fili helps Kili and Tauriel because they are both MASSIVE DORKS.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Fíli, Kíli, Tauriel - Complete
The Van Dorts by GryffindorCriss reviews
Part of a three-shot series, one for each of Victor and Victoria's children. Post-movie.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2014 - [Victor V., Victoria E.]
The Fellowship Café by Boromerely reviews
In the campus of Middle-Earth University lies the Fellowship Café, the famous coffee and Legolas's delicious vegan friendly (who knew?) baked goods. Owned by none other than Gandalf the Grey, the café is the employment place of many of the students, and the greatest place to get a rather decent cup of coffee to get students through the misery of University.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 60,222 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Peregrin T., Aragorn, Boromir, Arwen U. - Complete
Smelly Orcs by Levade reviews
Aragorn is a mighty warrior, canny Ranger, and honorable king, but children have a way of humbling us all. April 29, 2014
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Aragorn, Arwen U., Eldarion - Complete
Firsts by 4789739 reviews
A series of firsts for Victor and Victoria. Victoria's POV.
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,008 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Victor V., Victoria E.
The Unlikely Visitor by Quantumphysica reviews
Thrown into the Void as a bodiless fëa, Sauron hadn't expected to get out there any time soon. No wonder thus that suddenly crashing stark naked into a different world came as a bit of a surprise... Will he cope with the wizarding world, Hogwarts, and the messy Weasley family, or are we in for disaster? Either way, it's gonna be a rough ride...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 91,379 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Ginny W., Sauron - Complete
The Remarkably Long Life of Pathos by rudefool reviews
Edward Elric happens upon a certain bastard on the side of the road. Caught between wanting payback and attempting to understand his father, Ed spends the next twenty four hours wanting acutely to punch Van Hohenheim in the face. However, something keeps stopping Ed from doing just that. Needless to say, the Fullmetal Alchemist is beyond annoyed. (Brotherhood/Manga)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,975 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Edward E., Hohenheim
Writ of Shadows and Phantoms by Minstrel of Ainur reviews
The sharpest sword will break against the hardest armour - A tale of Lothíriel & Éomer: When two unlike souls meet - how hard will they clash? The long over due Chapter 30 is up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 151,958 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Eomer, Lothíriel
Lost And Found by Beregond5 reviews
It's been a year after the War of the Ring. Arwen pays a visit to Emyn Arnen, where she hears the strange tale of a creature hiding in the woods. Yet there's more to the Creature's existence than meets the eye...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,111 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Complete
Lord of the Hunger Games by Archiril reviews
A new version of the famous books. What if Aragorn and Legolas in Northern Fangorn accidently turn up behind the fence of District Twelve and are forced to enter the Hunger Games? I made it as realistic as possible, so please R&R! : NO SLASH!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,064 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Legolas, Katniss E. - Complete
For What Must Be Done by Ashlena reviews
Everything around Tayuya seems to be changing, and there is an uncomfortable air back home where once all she knew was comfort. It all finally becomes too much when she is told that SHE is the one now responsible for carrying on Kimimaro's bloodline.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,449 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Kimimaro K., Tayuya
Truth Bites by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
Monster, homunculus. A beast appears out of nothing in the East. Roy is confronted with the possibility that it's a new homunculus. What are it's plans, and is it truly a threat? Post FMA Manga, Pein-battle Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 76,889 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Naruto U., Roy M. - Complete
Would You Like Lembas With That? by Lyrical Ballads reviews
[Discontinued] Haldir experiences the joy and pain of working in a fast food restaurant. Oh, if only he had gone to college.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,232 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Haldir, Faramir, Peregrin T.
Mending Time by Kisekilotus reviews
It's hard being a parent...Even harder if you're a single mother. Or if you're a father who never knew the child existed.-Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,452 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Crash Course in Bounty Hunting by The Geeky Saxophonist reviews
When the outlaw Leslie Killshot shows up in Daimon Town, it's up to Wolfwood and Millie to take him down and turn him in. Too bad neither of them have any experience with bounty hunting.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Wolfwood, Milly
Six Times Poseidon Visited by alwaysuptonogood reviews
Six times Poseidon openly checked on his son whilst he was growing up. After all - he was just checking that he was safe . . . Pre-series. Canon.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,523 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Poseidon, Percy J. - Complete
A Surfeit of Surprises by Rumrum reviews
Ahh, the Court of Gondor: so proud, so upright - and then Eldarion gets some 'ideas'... Sequel to 'Tangled Webs'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,672 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Eldarion - Complete
Did He Not Come Here by Rilwen-Shadowflame reviews
Fëanor just wants to know one thing, these days. Feanor, Maglor, Maedhros. 100-word drabble.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Fëanor, Maglor - Complete
Kissing Shadows by Kitsune Moonstar reviews
Thirty stories for Alucard and Integra for the thirty kisses challenge.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,927 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
A Secret Affair by CHSPatriot09 reviews
Claudius, Gertrude, and Polonius challenge the love between Hamlet and Ophelia. This story is a little different, a little R&J if you will. Rated M for mature. 3 chapters. R&R please! Enjoy!
Shakespeare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Complete
The Leaf that Found its Way by indogirl7 reviews
Lord of the Rings or LotR crossover. After the deaths of the Fourth and Rin, Kakashi joins ANBU to be a lifeless Shinobi tool. The Third who’s worried of this, sends the young ANBU on an unlikely S Rank Mission to the large continent known as Middle Earth
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 65,541 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Aragorn, Kakashi H.
Confessions by Cyberwolf reviews
Tenten is trying to tell Neji something. He's not quite getting it. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Shower by wolfiegroupie reviews
Nicholas D. Wolfwood takes a shower with his favorite insurance girl in the other room. Short and to the point.
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Complete
Misadventures in Middleearth by Myrielle reviews
When you can't ride a horse or speak Westron, and realise that from your point of view living conditions are positively medieval, the one thing on your mind is not stealing Aragorn, romancing Legolas or slaying Orcs. It's going home, asap!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,469 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/10/2004 - Published: 11/26/2003
The Mushroom: Middle Earth's Finest News Source by Marauder reviews
The Middle-earth version of The Onion...somewhat OOC, PWP, slashy. Complete. My personl favorite headline: Completely Unrelated Hobbits Wed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Complete
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Beyond What is Known reviews
A mistake made in corrupting a rune reveals forces beyond the ken of even the Outsider himself. Severed from his place, he seeks the assistance of Emily to return things to normal. At the same time, the Oracular Sisters of Dunwall befriend a divinity, and are forced to reconsider their position on magic. Friendships are nurtured, all the while something sinister lurks beyond...
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 151,107 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/8/2019 - Published: 1/30/2018 - [Emily K., the Outsider] Corvo A., OC
An Unexpected Converstion reviews
Being the Morning Star is a lonely task, and after thousands of years it begins to eat at Eärendil. One evening a voice breaks the drudgery, and Eärendil has a conversation in which he reflects upon his mistakes and woes.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2017
Those Who Wander are Quite Lost Part III reviews
Almost there and not Yet Back. As the war draws near it's climax, the shinobi struggle to not leave their mark on Middle Earth. Meanwhile, the Fellowship and its allies attempt to unravel the mysteries that surround Hoshi, from the mundane to the intruiging. A new nuisance follows the shinobi into Middle Earth. Could it simply be an annoyance, or something far more threatening?
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 171,925 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Aragorn, Eldarion, Minato N., Obito U.
Those Who Wander are Quite Lost Part II reviews
The Two Teams. As Team Minato becomes more wrapped up in the war to defend Arda, they grow less content in leaving things be. But the playing field is complicated by the arrival of another team, sent to return the lost team home. Continued in Part III
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,536 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Eldarion, Aragorn, Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Those Who Wander are Quite Lost reviews
When Team Minato gets lost on a mission in the Land of Earth, they have to adapt to this "Middle" Earth they get stuck in. And what does their strange ward have to do with it? Continued in Part II: The Two Teams. (Note: Undergoing a series of edits. Please forgive the inconsistencies.) Thanks for reading!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,256 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Eldarion, Minato N. - Complete
