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Joined 09-11-11, id: 3245966, Profile Updated: 12-21-12
Author has written 6 stories for Skulduggery Pleasant series, Hunger Games, Death Note, and Labyrinth.

Hello! I'm a girl. They call me Emma, Ems, or Secret.

I have the same username on Fictionpress.

My forums are at: http://www.fanfiction.ws/myforums/Secretmuch/3245966/. There's a general forum and a Labyrinth one. Please do go look, as one's on the verge of dying and the other's empty...

There is some really amazing work out there.

Best Inuyasha writer: forthright.

Best Skullduggery Pleasant writer: Madameise Morte. She changes her name often.

Music has recently become my life. I love the piano, I love the sounds you can make from it... it's incredible.

Search the author Twisty Words. She's my friend IRL...


Anime/Manga I Like/Have Read/Watched

After School Nightmare

Angellic Layer

Black Cat

Blue Exorcist

Canteralla

Crimson Hero

D N Angel

Death Note

Dramacon

Hayate the Combat Butler

Hikaru no Go

Inuyasha

Kiki's Delivery Service

Pet Shop of Horrors

Princess Monoke

Punch!

Random Things

1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
4. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
7. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
8. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
9. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
10. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
11. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
12. He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
14. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
15. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
16. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
17. Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
18. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how living remains so popular?
19. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
20. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial costs and blamed it on the high cost of living.
21. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
22. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
23. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
24. You can't have everything, where would you put it?
25. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
26. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
27. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
28. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
29. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
30. Shin: A device for finding furniture
31. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
32. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
33. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
34. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
35. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
36. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
37. When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
38. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
39. When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and demand apples!
40. When life gives you lemons, sit and think for a while about the oddity of life giving you lemons when life has no hands to pass them over with.
41. Don't go knocking on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Stuff

1.”Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?”

2.”The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?”

3.”Were you present when your picture was taken?”

4.”Were you alone or by yourself?”

5.”Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the
war?”

6.”Did he kill you?”

7.”How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?”

8.”You were there until the time you left, is that true?”

9.”How many times have you committed suicide?”

10. Q: “So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?”
A: “Yes.”
Q: “And what were you doing at that time?”

11. Q: “She had three children, right?”
A: “Yes.”
Q: “How many were boys?”
A: “None.”
Q: “Were there any girls?”

12. Q: “You say the stairs went down to the basement?”
A: “Yes.”
Q: “And these stairs, did they go up also?”

13. Q: “Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn’t you?”
A: “I went to Europe, Sir.”
Q: “And you took your new wife?”

14. Q: “How was your first marriage terminated?”
A: “By death.”
Q: “And by who’s death was it terminated?”

15. Q: “Can you describe the individual?”
A: “He was about medium height and had a beard.”
Q: “Was this a male, or a female?”

16. Q: “Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which was sent to your attorney?”
A: “No, this is how I dress when I go to work.”

17. Q: “Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead
people?”
A: “All my autopsies are performed on dead people.”

18. Q: “All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did
you go to?”
A: “Oral.”

19. Q: “Do you recall the time that you examined the body?”
A: “The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m..”
Q: “And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?”
A: “No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing
an autopsy.”

20. Q: “You were not shot in the fracas?”
A: “No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.”

21. Q: “Are you qualified to give a urine sample?”
A: “I have been since early childhood.”

22. Q: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
check for a pulse?”
A: “No.”
Q: “Did you check for blood pressure?”
A: “No.”
Q: “Did you check for breathing?”
A: “No.”
Q: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive
when you began the autopsy?”
A: “No.”
Q: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?”
A: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”
Q: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”
A: “It is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law somewhere.”

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO! I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited! I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be stupid. I'm AMERICAN so I MUST like hamburgers. I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be allergic to everything. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong directionI'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugger. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I'm PRO-LIFE, so i MUST stand outside abortion clinics with picket signs. I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I DON'T GET STRAIGHT A'S so I MUST have failed a grade.
I DON'T HAVE ANY BLACK FRIENDS so I MUST be racist.
I get ANGRY easily, so I MUST be violent and always be looking for a fight.
I like NATURAL DISASTERS so I MUST have no heart
I'm a GIRL so I MUST be a weak, heartless snob
I like Anime, so I MUST not have any friends
I have a crush on someone who doesn't exist, so I MUST not have a good grip on reality
I'm PROUD of being random, so I MUST have a mental disease.

I am HUMAN, so I MUST be ME.

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The Reincarnation of Miko Midoriko by Amaterasu1969 reviews
Naraku has grown stronger and has allied himself with the last member of the Hyouga family. Kikyou has weakened and is dying. They must find the reincarnation of Midoriko in order to defeat Naraku. But who is Midoriko's reincarnation? InuKag MirSan SessOC
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 399,908 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 10/9/2019 - Published: 10/27/2007 - [Sesshōmaru, OC] [Kagome H., Inuyasha]
Her Own Little Piece Of Lovely by Skylair Hernandez reviews
Set after Death Bringer. Tanith is back and they get the remnant out of her but Valkyrie has a big problem, she's pregnant and Darquesse has a plan but what is it? Fletchyrie, Ghanith, Valith, Valduggery, not a very good summary please read and review
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 23,829 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/9/2017 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Fletcher R. - Complete
Lord Charming by forthright reviews
CU. More than Sesshoumaru's pride took a blow when he lost his arm. He's in a delicate position... and desperate enough to seek the advice of a self-proclaimed expert. A clumsy romantic adventure told in 100-word snippets.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 800 - Words: 128,606 - Reviews: 19831 - Favs: 4,899 - Follows: 3,830 - Updated: 1/20/2017 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Iridescent by HalcyonMoments11 reviews
It has been years since the well was sealed and Kagome had finally believed that she had put the past behind her. Turns out the past wasn't quite ready to let her go. Slightly AU; Modern! Connected Snippets. Miroku/Kagome!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 105 - Words: 36,207 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 11/6/2011 - [Kagome H., Miroku] - Complete
Emotions by L. M. Schulze reviews
Near is left alone in the word, abandoned by his abusive parents who where killed by Kira. When everything falls apart, Wammy's takes Near in, for the better.. maybe? Follow Near through this ever winding tale as he takes on the world. Rated T for self harm, ED, suggestive scenes, and suicidal tendencies. Originally posted under L. M. Lockehart account, but lost password. *TRIGGERS
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,832 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Near, Mello, Matt, Roger
SkulBook by RKellyn reviews
Skulduggery Pleasant as told through facebook. T, but should be M for Caelan's profile picture. Follow the SP characters as they struggle with their crime-fighting duties...and the writing of their next status update.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,857 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011
Injected by GigglySchnauzers reviews
A cliche Twilight redo right? No this version has something I'll bet you've never thought of before. Read to find out what it is.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,612 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Bella, Edward
Bring Them to Their Knees by 24tributes24authors reviews
The sequel to Tears of Blood begins with the first Quarter Quell-the 25th Annual Hunger Games! 24 Authors represent 24 tributes until only one remains. No one ever "wins" the Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 64 - Words: 492,711 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Caesar F.
Fangs of the Father by Umei no Mai reviews
Kagome had been attuned to youkai blades from the very beginning. That the blades formed from the Dog General's fangs took a fancy to her was likely a product of the deceased Inutaisho's unusual fondness for human females: What a daiyoukai wants, he gets.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 99 - Words: 50,089 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 3,042 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Kagome H., Inutaisho - Complete
A Field of White by CaptainOfMyShip reviews
"Had the price of looking been blindness, I would have looked." Mello is always second best to Near, but when Near's albinism leaves him going slowly blind, he begins to rely on Mello in ways he never thought he would. MelloxNear
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,960 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012
Didn't See That Coming Revised by MidnightFlame325 reviews
Revised, as promised. I took out a few things and added a few as well. Nineteen year old Kagome Higurashi breaks up with her two timing boyfriend and confides in a familiar yet, at the same time unfamiliar face. Oh yes, this'll be good.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,543 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Done by Kagome look-alike reviews
After finding out Inuyasha is having an affair, Kagome decides to leave him. Coming home to find her gone, Inuyasha must now decide whether his life with Kagome is worth fighting for? Set 6 years after shard hunt is done. Rated for lang & adult situations
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,723 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
To Be Happy by CaptainOfMyShip reviews
Near feels like he is drowning in his depression and his loneliness, and only finds companionship in a less than willing Mello. Starts out dark, but there's a happy ending. One shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,983 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Mello, Near - Complete
Cheiromancer by verys reviews
Five years later, Touya takes his hand.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,971 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Hikaru S., Akira T. - Complete
Tears of Blood by 24tributes24authors reviews
24 tributes, 24 authors, the 24th Hunger Games. 24 writers come together to write a Hunger Games of epic proportions. Only 1 will survive while 23 other authors' dreams get crushed as they watch their characters die. May the odds be ever in your favor.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 70 - Words: 351,288 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Other tributes, Caesar F. - Complete
In Under One Hundred Words by Wolf Blossom reviews
How much damage can the shard hunters do in 100 words or less? Series of one shot drabbles. CHALLENGE series: challenge me on a scenario and I'll try to accomplish it in 100 words or less.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
With A by museicality reviews
Written for SMACKDOWN 2011, Team Puppy Love. A Prompt challenge: Clary and Mattes have many adventures, and all of them happen "with a..."
Beka Cooper series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - C. Goodwin, M. Tunstall
Diary of an Ex Grand Mage by RKellyn reviews
Guild has some revenge to carry out like a wrathful Faceless God. And if that means coaching Pleasant and co. in the process, then so be it.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2012 - T. Guild - Complete
Trapped Together by fringeperson reviews
A nice girl and an attractive man get trapped together in a cave, no other company, no way out, and no privacy. Throw in that they already kinda liked each other already, just a little, and wait for the sparks to fly. oneshot, complete, don't own, SessKag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,083 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 192 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Unexpected by forthright reviews
AU. Kagome is the principal of an elementary school. Inuyasha is a janitor. A story told in bits and pieces.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 108,377 - Reviews: 3282 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Letters to Mello by Underestimation reviews
After Mello has died, Near leaves letters by his grave.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Mello, Near
Two Sides of the Same Moon by SailorChibi reviews
After participating in a ritual to save Inuyasha's life, newly hanyou Kagome awakens to find herself trapped on her side of the well. But the story isn't over... it's just continuing in a different way in a new time with the same players as before.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 132,316 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Stripped by Mihzuki reviews
CU, alternate ending. A story told in perfect drabbles. Kagome and Kouga get stuck in the rain and the InuCru is nowhere in sight. Unexpected attraction develops and fluff abounds. Waffy. Bring your toothbrush. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 14,120 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Kagome H., Kōga - Complete
When Sparks Fly by luna-magic-2005 reviews
When sparks fly… and they're not supposed to. As Kagome struggles through various mishaps, cooking and otherwise, Sesshoumaru, her handyman, is always there to save the day! Written for my online love, Maddie!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Poppling by kirkr0se reviews
A snippet of fanfiction for every day of the year 2011. No particular pairings kept to.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 365 - Words: 53,369 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Complete
Fractured Fairytale by R. M. Avalon reviews
Kagome just can't quite get the hang of being a fairytale princess. And it doesn't help that her prince is a total dog. DISCONTINUED
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 74 - Words: 14,645 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
Situation: Normal: All Screwed Up by fringeperson reviews
Kagome's brain made a snap decision without consulting the rest of her. It just turned out to be the best decision she ever made, maybe... SessxKag, adult bits but not explicit, children. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,397 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 112 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Take Flight by NarcissusXX reviews
Valerie, a determined and weak-hearted girl, becomes trapped in the feudal era of Japan. She tries adapting to survive in the demon-ridden environment only to find herself following the lord of the West, a cold-hearted demon- at least at first. sessxoc
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,299 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Sesshōmaru
Oroboros by fringeperson reviews
Harry questions the science behind a Red Dwarf episode while doing the dusting, and through an unknown force that is likely magic, finds himself wondering how long he can put of Oedepus. complete oneshot don't own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Zombie's Relevation by CuddleMePiccolo reviews
He was like any other zombie, until one day. He wishes to change not only his ways but those of all zombies alike, and the humans that they prey on. This story goes to show, it only takes one to start a revolution.
Plants vs. Zombies - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Complete
Hero by athena2517 reviews
MAJOR SPOILERS FOR MASTIFF. What if you-know-who hadn't died of shack and cold? What if they were taken home and tried for their crimes? What she said to him before the end. Prepare for tears.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Rebakah C./Beka, M. Tunstall - Complete
Maid for You by luna-magic-2005 reviews
Inuyasha plays a prank on his older brother Sesshoumaru - by purchasing him a mail order bride! Except something seems a little off about this one… Drabble series. COMPLETE!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 116 - Words: 51,553 - Reviews: 1677 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Join the Dark Side by SailorSilvanesti reviews
So Very AU, but Hilarious. Harry, Ron & Hermione are forced to confront a Cookie-weilding side of Voldemort that is far scarier than his evil persona...will they survive? Please Read & Review. 60th Fanfic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
And So The Moon Doth Wane by SailorSilvanesti reviews
Response to September 2011 Grab-Bag Challenge. Hers was the saddest tale of ElfQuest, yet never Fully explored until now. I sought to give her a voice, and so, here is Crescent...first cub to Strongbow & Moonshade. This is how she died.
ElfQuest - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011
ILY by Lovely Lola reviews
The winsome-threesome is headed to college, and everything's crazy and different. Maddie is stuck with a familiar roommate that drives her insane, and her bro seems to have a secret. Angela and Zoe get mixed into the wrong crowds fast.
Internet Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011
Another Day, Another Master by Holding Infinity reviews
Bartimaeus is summoned by a new master and discovers his birth name. Will Alexander share Nathaniel's fate, or can these two work something out?
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Bartimaeus
Bad Romance by Hari-Aisu reviews
Light could have picked another man to sleep with that night but he didn't. L could have turned away and let the other get hurt but he couldn't. Now they were stuck in a dance without an end and neither man knew the steps. The joys of clubbing.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 86,571 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 11/21/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Never Coming Back by BlackRosetheVampire reviews
Inuyasha and his friends are fighting three demons, when something happens that tears him apart. It was all his fault. oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Tolerable by forthright reviews
Miroku's sense of humor makes an excellent foil for Sesshoumaru's sense of dignity. Can the monk find his way into the taiyoukai's good graces? Even the most unlikely of friendships has to begin somewhere! [a collection of connected oneshots] not yaoi
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,966 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Sesshōmaru, Miroku
Unsought by forthright reviews
Naraku is dead. The Jewel is complete. The quest is over. Everyone is ready for their long awaited 'happily ever after', but Fate has one last twist in store. Sometimes the ending you find is not the one you were looking for. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 106,482 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Miroku, Kagome H. - Complete
Cash Cab Insanity by Hari-Aisu reviews
Had Cash Cab host Ben Bailey known that picking up two men by the names of Yagami Raito and L Lawliet would have caused him such trouble from the beginning, he was quite sure he would have kept on driving, thank you very much. Oh, God help him now...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/20/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
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My World reviews
"...and she was happy." A one-shot about Sarah's death after beating the Labyrinth. Five years later. Character death. Sareth.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Sarah, Jareth
Red Dress Fountain Girl reviews
A story about L and how he fell in love. T for character death.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/16/2012 - L
Once Upon A Time reviews
A random collection of drabbles. Patched together with duct tape and finger crossing. In no general order. Shall be updated when I feel like it. NOT CONTINUING!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012
The 34th Games: Remember Us Always And Forever reviews
The danger is heating up, with a new arena, new mutts and a surprise in store for the unlucky tributes. Currently doing the Reapings. T to be safe, as it's, you know, the Hunger Games. May the odds be ever in your favour. NOT CONTINUING!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,158 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Other tributes
Alison and Serpine reviews
A random drabble. Rated T for language. I do have a plot in mind. NOT CONTINUING!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012
Nothing Like the Song reviews
A songfic oneshot to One Of Us by ABBA. T for insinuation, homoerotism and heteroerotism. China/Skulduggery Valkyrie/Melancholia.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Complete
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