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My name is Hanna and I'm 15. That's kind of it lol.

Something funny is happening at Hogwarts. The students and teachers are feeling some sort of impulse, so to speak. Every few weeks something clicks in their brains, making them a bit different than usual. Maybe it's an emotion, maybe it's a sensation, maybe it's an action. Whatever it is, it's subtle enough for it to not be noticed by anyone. The teachers have other things on their mind. The students just play it off as teenage hormones. But what exactly is it that's making this happen?

Someone is controlling the people of Hogwarts in the Marauders Era Roleplay

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OTPS:

Harry Potter: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Luna/Nevil, James/Lily, Sirius/OC, Draco/OC, Remus/OC, Remus/Tonks, George/OC, Fred/OC, Fred/Angelina, Belatrix/Voldemort, Tom Riddle/OC, and lots of other OC pairings

owluvr- is seriously my best friend in the owrld. I love her so much and she's such an amazing writer. Where would i be without her? I seriously read her stories and think "Holy crap, this girl's good! Oh yeah, that's my best friend. SUCK IT WORLD, THE MOST AWESOME WRITER IN THE WORLD IS MY BEST FRIEND!

lalala445- is the person who got me on this site. Without her, i would have no social life

berniegirl13- is just awesome, i don't evem need to explain

Lady Meli-Bee- is just adorable and awesome but she's like that fish that looks like a plant. it scares the shit out of its prey right before eating it

OMG so anyway I heard this story and I just had to write it down. It's a sad but sweet one. I swear this is true, but if you don't believe me, I have three words for you...LOOK IT UP! Okay so here's the story:

There once was a girl who lived in Canada. Her name was Natalie McDonald. She loved Harry Potter (who doesn't?). But, she had leukaemia. A friend of Natalie's mother wrote a letter to J.K. Rowling asking her to write to her. J.K. Rowling was on a holiday and did not recieve the letter until she got back. She wrote a letter to Natalie, telling her what happened to each of the main characters and other unknown things. A few weeks later, she recieved a letter from Natalie's mother, who said that Natalie had already died. So J.K. Rowling and Natalie's mother became friends, and as a special tribute to Natalie, J.K. Rowling actually added her into the fourth book, The Goblet of Fire. For you doubters (and I would doubt this too if I didn't know it was true), you can check page 180 in the American version, but 159 for the British version. It is about her sorting. Nearly Headless Nick applauds her as she joins Gryffindor. If you LOVE J.K. Rowling and her kindness, copy and paste this into your profile so others can learn of her kindness

Okay, so ProudToBeSLytherin wants to say that owluvr is the best writer ever, even better than ProudToBeSLytherin and you should check out her stories and ProudToBeSLytherin would like you to know that owluvr did not write this while she wasn't looking.

do not click this link http:///dontclickeng.htm"

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT
I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, ShadowMaimerPrincess, Random Sox, Sacripme, PKlovesDW, xThe Painted Lady, teddylupin-snape, Hermione's Evil Twin, ProudToBeSLytherin

According to Urban Dictionary:

Slytherin is the best house out of the four because the students who are sorted in this house are:
A.) extremely Sexy
b.) Badass
c.) Not afriad to speak their mind
d.) Powerful
f.) Great Leaders
g.) Hot
h.) Sexy
i.) We have cookies

A sexy ass house at Hogwarts where the bitches get shit done.

LOOK AT THAT FINE PIECE OF SLYTHERIN ASS

The act of a male's basilisk entering a female's chamber of secrets.

All True Things!!!!!! ;)

Bold ones apply to me:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I dont luv it)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs, so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBI.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends
I'm a LESBIAN so i Must burn in hell
grew up with two homosexual parents, so I MUST be a homosexual too
I'm OBSESSED with fanfiction so I MUST have no life
I have been in lots of school fights, so I MUST be easily angered
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP, so I MUST have no self esteem
I wear BAGGY CLOTHES so I MUST think I'm fat
I wear FLANNEL SHIRTS so I MUST be a lesbian
I'm LESBIAN so I MUST want to dive between every girls legs and fuck her senseless
I'm RANDOM and have a short attention span so I MUST have ADHD
I'm GREEK so I MUST be loud and obnoxious

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I'm A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a concieted snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST eat spaghetti and meatballs everyday.
I'm an OUTCAST, so I MUST be a jealous loser.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be frigid.
I'm NOT a VIRGIN, so I MUST be EASY.
I'm SHY, so I MUST not have any friends.
I have a lot of GUY friends so I MUST be dating them all.
I'm tall, so I MUST play basketball.
I'm German, so I MUST be racist.
I'm not homophobic, so I MUST be a gay.
I'm smart, so I MUST be a nerd.
I don't care what people think of me, so I MUST be stupid and ugly.
I love reading and playing online, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST glob on pounds of makeup every morning.
I am WEIRD, so I MUST be uncool.
I'm AUTISIC, so I MUST sit in a corner and rock.
I have an EGO, so I MUST be a self centered bitch.
I have a bunch of morals, so I MUST have no life.
I have an odd word for every letter in the alphabet, so I MUST have no life.
I think YOU'RE STUPID, so I must be EINSTEIN.
I can't run to save my life, so I MUST be out of shape.
I'm not popular, so I MUST not be worth your time.
I'm a BOY, so I MUST always talk about cars and breasts.
I'm a BOY, so I MUST not cry.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST have a hundred pairs of shoes.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be vain.

STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTYPES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD

You know you're addicted to A Very Potter Musical and Sequel when...

You actually start considering Umbridge/Dumbledore pairings

You feel sorry for Snape and Malfoy randomly

You're having a dream and Snape bursts in saying 'What the devil in
going on heerreee?!?!?'

Everytime you see Malfoy's name you think 'you little sh*t'

You know Lucius Malfoy is an amazing dancer

When someone asks you what's wrong you say 'Just b*tches ruining my
life'

You see the Draco/Dobby resemblance

Anytime someone says no way you go 'LEAVE RIGHT NOW IF YOU THINK THIS
AIN'T REAL!'

If someone says Stutter you think 'Don't you tell me to go, and say I'm
the one!'

You FIND yourself thinking what is a Hufflepuff?

You know there is nothing Redvines can't do.

You fight with people over whether wizards and witches should have wands
or swords of Gryffindor

While reading Deathly Hallows you had Voldemort is goin' down stuck in
your head.

You know Draco's name is pronounced Drahco

You know his full name is 'Draco, you little poofer"

You assure people that all respectable wizards wear diapers.

When someone talks about Mars your thought process goes straight to
Pigfarts

While watching Harry Potter you scream at the tv 'WHERE IS SCARFIE?'

You start shipping for Malfoy/Luna

You think Guys Like Potter is the saddest song. Ever.

You know the locket was not a Horcrux. The Zefron Poster was.

Peter Pettigrew was not an animagus. He was a Taylor Lautner Poster.

Donuts are not Horcruxes. They are snacks.

You know Lupin has a drinking and cursing problem.

Snape is, and always will be... a butt trumpet.

Anytime someone goes BLBLBLBLBL! You think Ew, Snape...

You don't disrespect the Umbridge.

You know Hermione can't draw.

You know Lupin can't sing.

While watching/reading a Quidditch scene you start thinking 'Somebody's
goin' down...'

While reading a Draco Malfoy scene you hear Lauren's voice, not Tom
Felton's.

You know Draco is good now. When tired you scream 'Can't we all just be
death eaters?!'

Big D and Little D are not constellations to you.

You always expect Tom Felton to come rolling on the screen instead of
walking.

When reading or watching Hermione/Ron scenes you start humming Granger
Danger.

You know Malfoy had the Time-Turner. Not Hermione.

You know it's not over yet.

You're making evil plans. With evil hands...

You think 'With the way Lucius "walks" it's no surprise Draco is always
rolling on the floor...'

Centaurs can dance.

Umbridge and Firenze... as odd as it may be... are a couple.

The invisibility cloak has gotten much smaller...

When people say Winnipeg you say 'THAT'S IN CANADA!'

K SO THAT'S MY PROFILE, BYE AND HAVE FUN READING MY STORIES