Further Indignities of the Floor Show

The Great Hall had been transformed once more. This time there was a grand stage set where the staff table used to be and hundreds of chairs replaced the House tables. Lucius's theatre of madness was ready and the participants of his elaborate show derived from his crazed imagination were ready. Sirius, Draco, Ron and Hermione were all dressed similarly to Lucius. All wore fish-net stockings, jewelled black corsets, black French knickers and suspenders, shiny black stilettos, glittering red gloves edged with feathers and all this was topped off with a fancy feather boa. Lucius was highly pleased with his handiwork and added the final touches of make up to his unwilling cast before disappearing to ready himself for his part. From behind the stage, Lucius would reawaken each of the cast and perform the Imperius Curse on them; they would act out the floor show exactly how he wanted.

The dark red velvet curtain edged in gold embroidery hung down, hiding the stage. Beyond the curtain, an invisible audience watched on with eager anticipation. A sudden fanfare began, sounding as if from nowhere, and the curtain lifted up dramatically to reveal Sirius, Draco, Hermione and Ron all frozen in a row.

'Finite!' whispered Lucius from behind the stage before quickly following it with 'Imperio!' aimed at Sirius. The song began and Sirius danced sexily in time.

Verse 1 (Sirius)

It was great when it all began

I was a regular Lucius fan

But it was over when he had the plan

To start a-working on a magic-man.

Now the only thing that gives me hope

Is my love of a certain bloke

The Curse controls my world

Keeps me safe from my trouble and pain.

Sirius came to a dramatic end, posing with his feather boa between his legs as Draco kicked off the next verse with slightly less grace.

Verse 2 (Draco)

I'm just seven hours old

Truly beautiful to behold

And somebody should be told

My libido hasn't been controlled.

Now the only thing I've come to trust

Is my love of Hermione's bust.

The Curse controls my world

Keeps me safe from my trouble and pain.

Next up was Ron. The following performance proved to be exceptionally hard to watch. It was clear that Lucius had effectively destroyed all the masculinity Ron had ever possessed. This hadn't been much to start with.

Verse 3 (Ron)

It's beyond me, help me 'Mione

I'll be good, you'll see

Take this Curse away!

What's this? Let's see!

I feel sexy! What's come over me?

Woah here it comes again!

After feeling up his own legs and shaking with the thrill of femininity, Hermione came back to life with a moan and a sexy roll of the hips. Lucius controlled her utterly and made her move to his whim. She cried out and moved like a lust-filled seductress for the invisible audience before her. He grinned at her movements and felt the build of arousal from the sense of his control over her. With a last longing glance at her curves as she crawled across the stage, he prepared for his grand entrance onto the stage.

Verse 4 (Hermione)

I feel released, bad times deceased

My confidence has increased, reality is here!

The game has been disbanded, my mind has been expanded

It's a Curse that Lucius has landed!

His lust is so sincere.

Another fanfare began announcing Lucius's entrance onto the stage. A grey curtain which covered the very back of the stage began to lift up revealing Lucius stood before a magnificent marble pool of crystal clear water. He was raised up on a platform above the water and he began to sing; tears pricking his eyes at the meaning behind the words. His 'puppets' stood posing where he had left them.

Verse 5 (Lucius)

Give yourself over to absolute pleasure

Swim the warm waters, of sins of the flesh

Erotic nightmares, beyond any measure

And sensual daydreams to treasure forever.

Can't you just see it?

Lucius yelled as he jumped into the marble pool, landing softly on a layer of bubbles he had created in order to catch him. A harp played followed by soft music as Lucius and his puppets began to swim around in the pool, kissing and chanting 'Don't dream it, be it' over and over again. The scene was peaceful and beautiful to behold once the bizarreness of the situation was overcome. Without warning, Professor Dumbledore, former Headmaster of Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry, overcame the power of Lucius's Petrifying spell and stood up out of the chair he had been placed in. He heard the sounds of his former pupils voices and sighed happily, a twinkle in his eye.

'Oh poor children, I've got to get them out of this trap. Before this decadence saps their wills. I've got to be strong, try to hang on or I may very well snap and our lives will be lived for the thrills of the weird!' Dumbledore concluded his powerful speech by putting a hand into his pocket and finding a lemon sherbet sweet. He unwrapped it and popped it into his mouth. Instantly, he was filled with a sense of powerful love for the world and without a moment's hesitation, disappeared into the changing rooms to find an old pair of stockings and suspenders for himself. Severus had brewed the potion for Lucius and slipped it into the Headmaster's favourite treat; Dumbledore wouldn't be rescuing everyone from Lucius's clutches anytime soon.

Whilst Dumbledore was hastily readying himself for the finale, Lucius and his gang leapt out of the water screaming with joy. They splashed and wriggled out of the water onto the stage, dancing together as one with smiles plastered on their faces.

Verse 1 (Lucius)

My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my!

I'm a wild and an untamed thing

I'm a wand with a deadly sting

You get a hit and your mind goes 'PING!'

Your heart's pumping and your blood will sing

So let the party in Hogwarts rock on!

We're gonna shake it till the summer's gone

The Curse controls my world

Keeps me safe from my trouble and pain

Dumbledore joined them all on stage after Lucius began the song. The same verse was repeated by all accompanied by leaps and screams of joy. Lucius revelled in the world of theatre and his dream was coming true right here, right now. He twirled around on his heels and came to a sudden stop. To his horror, Severus and Remus had just entered the Great Hall and were brandishing their wands at him menacingly. He glanced about for his wand but then his heart sank when he saw Remus had it tucked into his belt. The pair of servants were dressed normally now; Snape in his billowing black robes and Remus in his shabby tweed trousers and knitted cardigan. Lucius's dancers had stopped mid-step and were now huddled by the side of the stage, watching with fearful eyes. Severus abruptly ended the song with a few lines of his own.

Lucius Malfoy, it's all a ploy

Your mission is a failure

Your lifestyle to extreme.

I'm your new Master

You now are my prisoner

We return Hogwarts to normal

Prepare to end your dream!

Severus looked on at Lucius with loathing in his eyes as his former Master crumpled onto his knees, tears smudging his make-up. Lucius looked up at Severus with pleading eyes.

'Wait! I can explain.'