Hello all you lovely people,

My name is Wednessday. I would first like to apologize for the former state of my profile ( I can't believe it was ever public), my last update was two years ago and was filled with a lack of punctuation and spelling. Well hopefully now that shall be fixed. Anyways, here is a little about me..

I am an energetic, pessimistic, Gothic, artist, who reads way to much fancfiction, and hates how nobody can properly use grammar and/or punctuation. I cannot spell for the life of me and rely heavily on spell check and dictionaries. I love fantasy chapter books and reading manga. My favorite Book is currently Draw the Dark by Ilsa J. Bick and my favorite book series is Cirque Du Freak by Darren Shan, my favorite manga is Haru wo Daite ite and my favorite anime is Ghosthunt. I currently go to a preforming arts school in hopes that I will someday become an actor in movies ( preferably horror). My favorite academic subject is math. I am a mix of different races including Japanese, French, and English-Celtic (don't ask). I currently do not have any stories up, because frankly I have no beta and I always forget the good ideas I get by the time I get to writing them down on paper. My Deviantart username is Wednesday98 so if you want to see my art work, go check it out.

Below you will see a variety of things I have copied and pasted over the past few years from different profiles I have visited. These are not up to date due to the fact that I currently do not have time... and I am very lazy. Feel free to copy, paste, and alter to fit you and your profile.

Thanks for taking time out of your day to waste time reading my profile,

-Wednessday

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday..
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

THAT'S MESSED UP! IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG REPOST THIS
HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!

The white man said, "Coloured people aren't allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black,when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grow up you where White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Queen S of Randomness 016, Spirit Elma, HikariTenshiYamiTenshi, Wiltedroses1232, Wednessday

XoX !I WANT CHILD ABUSE TO STOP!XoX

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I started to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP

For people that hate stereotypes:

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, put this in your profile.

I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun

I'm BLOND so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy

I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy

I'm GAY so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex tape

I'm ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist

I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bitch

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER so I WILL go to hell

I'm a CHIRSTIAN so I MUST think gay people should go to hell

I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world

I don't have a RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REBUBLICAN so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm DEMOCRAT so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I'm LIBERAL so I MUST be gay

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get into your pants

I'm IRISH so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be a whore

I'm a DANCER so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot so I MUST be a slut

I'm a PUNK so I MUST do drugs

I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR BLACK so I MUST be goth or Emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a nagging-steal your money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars

I'm NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore

I'm a TEENAGE MOM so I MUST be an irresponsible slut

I LIKE VAMPIRES so I MUST be a Gothic freak

I'm POLISH so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN do I MUST have a "big one"

I'm EGYPTIAN so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm PRETTY so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT As so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS so I MUST be looking for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be fucking them all

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS so I MUST be a player

I have BIG BOOBS so I MUST be a hoe

I'm COLOMBIAN so I MUST be a drug dealer

I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN so I MUST be cool and that's how Russian's roll

I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a Nazi

I hang out with GAYS so I MUST be gay too

I'm BRAZILIAN so I MUST have a big butt

I'm PUERTO RICAN so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent

I'm a FEMALE GAMER so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool aid

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH so I MUST be fat

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a nerd

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals

I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe Jesus wuz a brotha

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE AND HAVE BLACK FRIENDS so I MUST think I'm black

I'm HISPANIC so I MUST be dirty

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE so I MUST be a loser

I'm OVERWEIGHT so I MUST have problems with self control

I'm PREPPY so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie and Hollister

I'm on a DANCE team so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm YOUNG so I MUST be naive

I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN so I MUST have hopped the border

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY so I MUST be a spoiled brat

I'm BLACK so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot

I'm an ASIAN GUY so I MUST have a small penis

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER so I MUST be gay

I'm a PREP so I MUST be rich

I don't LIKE THE SUN so I MUST be albino

I have a lot of FRIENDS so I MUST love to drink and party

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy so I MUST be Emo

I couldn't hurt a FLY so I MUST be a pussy

I support GAY RIGHTS so I MUST fit in with everyone

I HANG OUT with teenage drinkers and smokers so I MUST smoke and drink too

I have ARTISTIC TALENT so I MUST think little of those who don't

I have a DIFFERENT sense of humor so I MUST be crazy

I tell people OFF so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch

My hair gets GREASY a lot so I MUST have no hygiene skills

I'm DEFENSIVE so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch

I wear TIGHT CLOTHES so I MUST be a whore

I'm a NUDIST so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs

I read COMICS so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I'm GOTHIC so I MUST be a satanist

I like to DANCE so I MUST want to show off my body and screw everyone in the club

I'm a CROSSDRESSER so I MUST be a homosexual

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak

I'm a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be pereverted

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm a YOUNG WRITER so I MUST be Emo

I'm CANADIAN so I MUST talk with a funny accent

I'm a GUY so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend

I'm CANADIAN so I MUST love hockey and beavers

I'm DISABLED so I MUST be on Welfare

I laugh at MYSELF so I MUST have low self-esteem

I'm a FEMINIST so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on earth

I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST have a stereotype

I WEAR a big sun hat when I go outside so I MUST be stupid

I like BLOOD so I MUST be a vampire

I'm ALBINO so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a murderer

I'm ENGLISH so I MUST speak with either a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth

I'm WHITE so I MUST be responsible for everything wrong on this planet

I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST steal, lie, and cheat

I don't like YAOI or YURI so I MUST be a homophobe

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue

I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE so I MUST be against abortian

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall, blond, blue-eyed lesbian

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every girl I see

I like CARTOONS so I MUST be irresponsible

I like READING so I MUST be a loner

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be wrong or misguided

I'm WICCAN so I MUST be a Satanish

I DISAGREE with my government so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm a WITCH so I MUST be an old hag and fly around on a broomstick

I love YAOI so I MUST be gay

I'm a PERSON so I MUST be labeled

I DON'T CURSE so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME, and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS so I MUST be a pedantic bastard

I'm GOTHIC so I MUST be mean

I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid

I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos

I go on the INTERNET so I MUST have no social life

I go to RENFAIRS so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I'm GAY so I MUST be after every straight guy around

I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be a lesbian

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

I love MARCHING BAND so I MUST be a friendless freak

I DRINK and SMOKE so I MUST have no life

I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST have no clue

You say pink
I say black
You say Nick Jonas
I say Bill Kaulitz
You say Holister
I say Hot Topic
You say pop
I say Hard rock and Blues.
You say I'm Punk
I say It's better than being a prep
You say I'm a weird
I say DANKE SHON!
if u agree put this on your channel

The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, Angry Fox Girl,Setsugekka, Narutofang91, Wiltedrosed1232, Wednessday

If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile

If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces put this on your profile.

If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.), NicNack4U (Arnold, Aladdin, Captain Jack Sparrow, Drake Parker, Josh Nichols, Crazy Steve, Spencer, Victor van-Dort, Cosmo, Troy Bolton, Chad Danforth, Ryan Evans, Logan Reese, Chase Matthews, Pharaoh Atem/Yami, Joey Wheeler, Seto Kaiba, Duke Devillin, Jafar, Severus Snape, Harry Potter, Danny Fenton/Phantom). jafarjasmineforever2005: Jafar, Aladdin, Frollo, and lot's more (There's been tons).Takara410 (Itachi,aladdin,snaraku,seshomaru,sasori ,dei -dei kun Jack sparrow, will turner ,crazy steve, freddy, micheal myer swhen he was younger,hao, zuko and tons more ooh CHASE YOUNG a sexy beast.), OutcastToReality(L from Death Note, Jokergirl24 (The Joker),AgentxOfxChaos (The Joker and Wolverine),Carlisle'sCoven(all the twilight guys, a very vast majority of Johnny Depp's charactors, Wolverine, Drover, and a ton more.)wiltedroses1232 (Edward Elric, Roy Mustang, all by edward from twilight, most of the guys from inuyasha, any human character johnny depp has ever played, zuko, sakka, a lot of harry potter people, Alexander Sterling, ect ect ect.), Wednessday (Dustfinger (book version), Grell from kuroshitsuji, Mr.Crepsly and evra von from cirque du freak, Spencer Reid, Captin jack sparrow, Victor van Dort, Sebastian from kuroshitsuji, Doctor Faust VII, and so many more i cant think of right now)

Homophobia: irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against homosexuality or homosexuals. This does NOT mean you are AFRAID of homosexuals, it simply means you discriminate them. There is a common misconception of the meaning of the word. Put this in your profile if you are against homophobia.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you're not stupid enough to believe music causes suicide, copy and paste.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have multiple voices in your head put this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you LOVE LOVE Wolverine, copy and paste!

If you are not-so-secretly from another planet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you ARE the insane friend, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe someone you know is a vampire, copy and paste this onto your profile.(my best friend)

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you have ever played with fire, copy and paste this into your profile.

If the voices actually DO talk to you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated!

Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed--I'm not a can.

"When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE."

Homophobia: irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against homosexuality or homosexuals. This does NOT mean you are AFRAID of homosexuals, it simply means you discriminate them. There is a common misconception of the meaning of the word. Put this in your profile if you are against homophobia.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

If you hate child abuse and think people who abuse children should be put in jail for life with no one to be there for them, copy and paste this to your profile, because they hurt their kids in a way that nobody deserves to be hurt for doing nothin

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

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(O.o )

This is Bunny, Bunny wants to dominate the planet Mars. Coppy an paste Bunny to your profile if you believe the native Marshins have had enough time in the seat of glory

If you slap whoever tells you that vampires aren't real, copy/paste this to your profile.
If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person who walks into a door or wall, and then apologizes to it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this to your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy and paste this to your profile.(Brian's song in the middle of class..not a good idea)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, looney, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this to your profile

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

If you have had a ‘Blonde Moment’ copy and paste this to your profile. (I have and I'm not even a blonde!)

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apperent reason, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever lost your sunglasses, then found then on your head, copy this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever lost a bet to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile. ( They're out to get me!! )

If you have a case of JDOCD (Johnny Depp obssesive compulsive disorder) that should require therapy, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, to your profile.

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The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you love the dentist even more now by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

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If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.-

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Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh about how you laugh. Crazy is when you read books of essays over a book you like. Crazy is when you chase a random person all over the place and then say "Tag You're it!" when you finally catch them. Crazy is when you break your foot at your church's camp. Crazy is when you: put five intertubes, a baby intertube on your head, one noodle under each arm, a noodle in between your legs, have a snorkle and goggles on, jump in the pool, and make up a random story about a guy who is scared of drowning at his hotel pool in Hawii. Crazy is when you run around with a baby's lifesaver shaped pool floatie on your head yelling 'Look at my Sombrero! Crazy is when you spend an entire eight hour car ride staring out the window trying to figure out the answers to random questions like why you can't see the individual eraser shavings on the pencil's eraser. Crazy is when you argue with your alter egoes and lose. Crazy is when you hold well thought out conversations with the person whom resides in your head. . . . . If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.