Welcome to the totally waste of internet space better known as my profile! I'm a dreamer, a believer and a sucker for a happy ending. When I grow up I want to be an artist, a dragon tamer, a pianist and a treasure hunter. I want to build a spaceship, rearrange the world order and fall madly in love; over and over again. I want to discover alternate universes filled with the stuff of fantasy and magic. I want to defy the law of physics and challenge reality. Force them to bend into something more then.. this. A grey matter of average/everyday dullness. It's not that I hate my life. It's just that I find it all so mind-numbingly boring some days.

Interesting huh?

I (am known to) ramble:

I have two reasons for living: My baby brothers V and M.

Irony and sarcasm is as essential as oxygen to me.

I don’t match my socks because I think it’s a waste of time pairing them up in the first place.

I dream in cartoon.

I’m a 'whatever-sexual'. Yeah, don't ask. Even I don't know anymore.

I’m still mourning the cancelling of my first TV obsession; “Young America’s”.

If I die young I want them to play ‘I’ll follow you into the’ dark by Death cab for cutie at my funeral. I tell everybody this for some morbid reason.

I love offensive jokes. The crueler the better. If you got any, PM them to me.

Patience isn't a friend of mine, neither is her brother Practice.

I hate writing profiles. All most as much as I hate not having one.

99% Cat person.

I failed my English class.

I've broken my right wrist twice.

I believe all true wisdom can be found on t-shirts.

I’m a “couldn't care less” Atheist. That said. I love religion, totally owned that course.