"Those who danced were thought quite insane by those who could not hear the music." Angela Monet

It sounds cheesy but I've always been writing. My one constant through my whole life when I shifted from wanting to be a teacher, to a doctor, to a film director, to a waitress, to a journalist, to something totally-unknown-but-hopefully-library-related has been but I will write too. So here's where I flexed my wings a bit. I can't really bring myself to read some of my earlier stuff but I'm leaving everything up because in life I don't believe in pretending you haven't had to learn to get to where you are. I don't see why it should be any different here.

I've shamefully neglected new writing for far too long favouring reading fics but I am quite resolved to change that so watch this space!

Fun Stuff

Quotations from films and the likes...

The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Thankfully, in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever!

To lose one parent my be regarded as misfortune, to lose both looks like carelessness.

They have guns! They could shoot me dead, but the moral high ground is mine!

To love oneself is the beginning of a life long romance.

Rich people have hilarious sock drawers.

I'm looking for a blonde in a Union Jack, a specific one, mind, I didn't just wake up this moring with a craving.

Be as trivial as you can.

Life is pain! Anyone who says diferently is selling something.

I have a gun and a shovel and I don't think anyone's going to miss you!

NEVER forget the outlaws!

Which one of you will be dying this year?

No one will ever win the battle of the sexes, there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

Never argue with a crazy person. They'll just pull you down to thier level and beat you with experience.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

My mind doesn't just wander, sometimes it leaves all together.

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the next cell shouting "THAT WAS AWESOME! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"

I could be the Messiah and walk on water and he'd still say; "Why can't you fly?"

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

So you're really from the past? Some free advice; you get back there you hoard toilet paper. Understand me? Hoard it. Hoard it like it's gold. 'Cos it is. You'll thank me.

I'd do backflips but I am way too cool.

Oh, Gravity thou art a heartless bitch.

The people who think they know everything are really annoying those of us who actually do.

Right I'll let you get on with something more important! Cya!

XXX

If anyone is interested I have just started up a blog basically rambling about life if you have some time to kill check it out. Much love.

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(I also must say, that the characters I use do NOT in anyway belong to me, unless I happen to have made them up. I don't mean to breach any copyright laws I'm just playing with them, and I cross my heart hope to die I'll put them back nearly exactly where I found them)