Harry Potter = LIFE.

If there is anything that depresses me, it is the thought of not standing in line, waiting for the relase of a new Potter book or movie. I grew up reading the books, and going to the movies with my dad and brother. If I counted all of the times I've read all the books and seen all the movies combined, it would easily reach 1,000. However, the Harry Potter series is not the only franchise I enjoy. I'm a big fan of Meg Cabot, especially the Mediator and 1-800-Where-R-U? series. My favorite television shows include Rita Rocks, Scrubs, Glee, Greek, What I Like About You, The Voice, Pretty Little Liars, and The Middle, but my all-time favorite is Community. Also, I recently found the amazingness that is Suburgatory. I'm pretty sure it's based on my life. Like Tessa, I'm cynical, reasonable, and I understand that teenagers are selfish, arrogant, concieted people. If you live in today's world in America and people who aren't your friends don't use those adjectives to describe you, then DON'T EVER CHANGE. My favorite movie is Walk The Line (besides the HP series, of course :p), but I also love 500 Days of Summer, Definitely, Maybe, Slumdog Millionaire, and The Breakfast Club.

I have a love for all things Team Starkid, including (but not limited to) Little White Lie, The Potion Master's Corner, and Starship. Unlike many people I know, I'm a fan of more than their Very Potter musicals.

FAVE COUPLES:

HARRY POTTER:
James & Lily
Harry & Ginny
Ron & Hermione
Arthur & Molly
Remus & Tonks
Oliver & Katie (got into them recently. I like it a lot)
Neville & Hannah

COMMUNITY:
Jeff & Britta
Troy & Annie
Shirley & Andre (I like that he's nice now, plus it's good to see Malcolm Jamal Warner on television again)
Abed with anybody - I love Abed so much

WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU:
Holly & Vince
Val & Vic
Tina & Gary

PRETTY LITTLE LIARS
Aria & Ezra
Hanna & Lucas
Spencer & Toby

GREEK:
Casey & Cappie
Ashleigh & Rusty
Katherine & Beaver
Frannie & Evan (I know they initially got together so Evan could get back at Casey and Frannie could use him to increase her popularity, and then he cheated on her with some random girl, and then just dumped her, but I think if they put the superficial stuff behind them, they could have stayed together for a long time.)
Rebecca & Evan

GLEE:
Rachel & Finn
Quinn & Sam
Brittany & Artie
Tina & Mike
Puck & Lauren (I think it's interesting to see him with a girl who's tougher than he is haha)
Will & Emma
Burt & Carole

SUBURGATORY:
George & Dallas (SHE FREAKIN' KISSED HIM DURING THE CHRISTMAS EPISODE!!!!!!! EVEN THOUGH SHE'S STILL MARRIED TO STEVEN!!!!!! GAHH!!!!!!!)

STARKID PRODUCTIONS:

LITTLE WHITE LIE:
Toby & Sami (I would love to ship Sami/Kevin, I really would, pretty much because of the song he wrote for her, but I can't. One reason is because Sami is such an underdog, and to see her get with the popular guy (even if he was cheating on his girlfriend with her in a moment of bad judgement). Also, we never really saw Sami and Kevin together...because he got hit by a car (I won't say who was driving it, because I don't know who's reading this (if anybody even is at all), and hasn't seen that part). Plus, Sami and Toby are both very talented, down-to-earth, and I think they would be really cute together.)
Duder & Tanya (that part...during the party...when they're outside...most adorable Chris Allen was in that entire series)

MAMD:
Joey & Sally ("It feels like our hearts just...skipped a beat." "Well, that's probably because they're dancing a waltz to a song that's in 4/4 time." "It's like they're...beating together." "It's live they've always..." cutest thing EVER.)
Rick & Vanessa (there's really nobody else to ship...because they're body parts...)

STARSHIP:
Bug & February (I cried when Buggette sacrificed herself...what a sweet thing to do for the one you love, even if they don't love you back.)
Roach & The Overqueen (just because. I love me some Jim Povolo.)
TOOTSIE NOODLES & MEGAGIRL (OH MY DEAD GOD I LOVE THEM. SO MUCH. LIKE, MORE THAN THEY LOVE EACH OTHER. MORE THAN JUNIOR LOVES HIS POT! MORE THAN RON WEASLEY LOVES FOOD!!!!!)
Krayonder & Specs
Taz & Up

MUSIC:

COUNTRY
Lady Antebellum (I liked them before Need You Now came out, back in 2009, when I saw their music video for Lookin' For a Good Time. I was also one of the few people in my school that knew they're actually a group of three people, only one of which is female.)
Miranda Lambert (I saw her in concert 6/8/11, and it was life-changing.)
Blake Shelton
Brad Paisley
Brooks & Dunn (I saw them on their Last Rodeo tour... it was arguably one of the best nights of my life.)
Carrie Underwood
Dixie Chicks
Dolly Parton
Gary Allan
Gretchen Wilson
Jack Ingram
Jake Owen
Jamey Johnson
Johnny Cash
Josh Turner
Justin Moore
Keith Urban
Kellie Pickler
O'Shea (an Australian country-music-singing husband and wife)
Reba McEntire
Sugarland
Taylor Swift
Trace Adkins
Toby Keith
and a whole bunch of other's you've probably - but hopefully you have - never heard of (Loretta Lynn, Conway Twitty, George Jones, Tammy Wynette, Waylon Jennings, Hank Williams Sr, Hank Williams Jr)

WROCK:
Ministry of Magic (and anything associated with them. i.e. Luke and Ryan, ALLCAPS, all that good stuff. Ryan is probably my favorite of the group. He's such a talented songwriter, and I think he has the best voice of all of them.)
Oliver Boyd and the Remembralls (End of An Era is quite possibly my favorite wrock song, despite my loyalty to MoM.)
Let's Lumos! (I'm actually not a huge fan of them, but have you heard "One Last Goodbye"? Any song featuring Jason Munday from MoM has to be good, but this is a real tear-jerker. I cry every time I listen to it, it's just that powerful.)
The Remus Lupins (Again, I'm not a huge fan, but whoever their lead singer is is truly amazing.

Harry Potter quiz

Name you favorite Harry Potter characters 1-10

1. James

2. Lily

3. Harry

4. Ginny

5. Ron

6. Hermione

7. Fred

8. George

9. Remus

10. Sirius

1. Have you ever read a one/four romance?Would you?

James and Ginny? NEVER. Considering that he was the father of who she married, and died around the time she was born, then no (I can't stand those cliche time travel fics, when Harry/Ron/Hermione/Ginny goes back to the Marauders time at Hogwarts, and vice versa).

2. What would be your reaction if six wanted to go out with ten?

Hermione and Sirius? Unfortunately, it does happen in the fan-fiction world, but I find it horrid, to be honest.

3. What would be the description for an eight/three fic?

George and Harry are both mourning their losses after Harry defeats Voldemort in Deathly Hallows, and George convinces Harry to tell Ginny he loves her, because that's what she needs to help get over her depression.

4. What genre would you pick for a fic involving two, five, and nine?

Um, frienship/hurt/angst, I guess. Maybe it starts with Lily, who is no longer speaking to Severus because of what he called her after the DADA O.W.L., and goes to Ron, who's at Shell Cottage in Deathly Hallows after he's left Harry and Hermione, and ends with Remus, who is not currently speaking either to Sirius during his Hogwarts days, or Tonks, when they are married. Would probably be a song-fic (I might actually write that, if I find the right song!)

5. If seven played a sport, what would it be?

HMM, I WONDER...maybe...QUIDDITCH? IMAGINE THAT! (I don't understand why they asked this question when it specifically says to name your favorite Harry Potter characters...)

6. Where would two and four go if they were dating?

NOWHERE!!!!!! LILY AND GINNY DATING IS DISGUSTING AND HORRIBLE, AND NOBODY SHOULD EVER WRITE ABOUT IT. EVER!!!!!

7. Do you or anyone you know think six is hot?

Hermione? HELL YES. Emma Watson is GORGEOUS. One of my friends says that she's the only person she'd go lesbian for hahaha. If you mean book Hermione, well, that's another story. I think it depends on how you picture her in your head. Personally, yeah, I think Hermione is pretty, once she really grows into herself.

8.Would you read an eight/five fic?

George and Ron? Sure. But only if it was something about getting over Fred's death, or watching Ginny's relationship with Harry progress throughout the years, or some other brother-like thing like that.

9. What would be the warning on a ten/seven fic?

Sirius and Fred? I'm not sure. There are probably people who would want to do something involving slash, but I would probably make it a humorous story about trying to figure out who could pull the best prank or something else like that. It would be K, K+ at the highest.

10. Four is in a happy relationship with Nine, until nine runs off to marry five. Four is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Eight until Eight cheats on four with Two. Four finally takes the advice of one and settles into a happy relationship with three.

Ginny is in a happy relationship with Remus (yikes), until Remus runs off to marry Ron (YIKES). Ginny is in a brief, unhappy relationship with George (EEEEEWWWW NO!!!!!!!!), until George cheats on Ginny with Lily (SUPER-DUPER YIKES). Ginny finally takes the advice of James, and settles into a happy relationship with Harry (I don't know how Ginny would get advice from James, unless it was in a dream, or something like that. But I'm perfectly happy with a Harry/Ginny relationship...I love canon pairings more than any others).

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I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.


I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.


I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.


I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.


I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.


I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt).

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.


I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I use ICHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.


I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.


I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.


I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.


I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.


I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.

I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to bash your head in with a brick.


I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to steal all your stuff.


I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be stupid and the tests are getting easier.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a STUPID IDIOT that you MUST explain things to.

Copy Paste this into your profile if you hate stereotypes. Then bold all that apply to you.

Harry Potter oath

I promise to remember Tonks

Each time I knock something down.

And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley

Whenever I'm out of town.

I promise not to obey traffic laws

For Sirius's sake of course.

And I promise to remember Lupin

When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Arthur

Whenever I am at St Mungo's Room.

And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins

Every time fireworks boom.

I promise to remember Lily

When I see someone that holds pure beauty.

And I promise to remember Dobby

Whenever a pair of socks spots me.

I promise to remember Teddy

When I see someone with turquoise hair.

And I promise to remember Molly

When someone tells me they care.

I promise to remember Ginny

Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.

And I promise to remember the death eaters

When someone speaks of dominating the world.

Yes I promise to love Harry Potter

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the wizards know.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside!
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box):
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?(Whose body?))

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would only hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm . . . something must have gotten lost in the translation . . . well, then again maybe not . . . Oh, those Koreans!)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use under water and in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one . . .)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh, go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a package of Fing'rs fake nails:
For use on nails ONLY.
(Well gee, I was gonna put em on my face! Darn!)

(copied from PeachyKeen13's profile)

You May Be A Writer If:

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story, ideas for a story you're writing, or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

6. You hesitate before killing off one of your favorite characters.

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you . . . you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

13. Things that are written badly annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'antidisestablishmentarianism' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself . . . constantly.

18. You forget what day it is when your writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good', 'nice', etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.

(copied from MariGuuurl219's profile)

If your life were a movie, what would the soundtrack be? So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits: Ever Ever After by Carrie Underwood (Enchanted Soundtrack)

Waking Up: All Over Me by Josh Turner (Haywire)

First day at school: Maintain The Pain by Miranda Lambert (Revolution)

Making new best friend: Blue Jeans by Keith Urban (Golden Road)...maybe my new friend and I are bonding over our jeans...OH DEAR WIZARD GOD DON'T LET HER BE JENNA ROSE!!!!!!!!

Falling in love: Don't Leave by Ministry of Magic (Magic is Might)...LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE this song...did I mention that I love it? :p

Breaking up: Song For Dad by Keith Urban (Golden Road)...doesn't work...at all

Prom: Empty - Live @ the Blue Bar by O'Shea (Live @ the Blue Bar)...that would have worked well in the last one! by the way, check out O'Shea! they are AMAZING!

Graduation: We're Young And Beautiful by Carrie Underwood (Some Hearts)...that fits pretty well, actually

Life's okay: Hold Her Like Murder by Mark Swiderski (Little White Lie Soundtrack)

Death of a close friend: Smash - Live @ the Blue Bar by O'Shea (Live @ the Blue Bar)...love the song, but it doesn't work AT ALL for this one

Mental Breakdown: You Can't Always Get What You Want by the Glee Cast (Glee: The Music, Volume 2)...hm, don't think so

Driving: Smile (Lily Allen) by the Glee Cast (Glee: The Music, Volume 2)...sure, why not?

Flashback: Somebody To Love by the Glee Cast (Glee: The Music, Volume 1)...why so many Glee songs all of a sudden?

Getting back together: Greener by Ryan Seiler (Into The Wind)...BLARGH I LOVE HIM AND THAT SONG SOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!

Birth of a child: Everyday Is a Good Day Jam - Live @ the Blue Bar by O'Shea (Live @ the Blue Bar)...maybe for them (they recently had a baby girl named Finley Avalon!)

Wedding scene: Do The Hippogriff by Jarvis Crocker, Jonny Greenwood, Phil Selway, Steve Mackey, Jason Buckle, and Steve Claydon (Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire Soundtrack)...HAHAHAHAHAHA. now there's a thought haha.

Car accident: Settlin' by Sugarland (Enjoy The Ride)...the album title is just ironic

Final Battle: I Know You Won't by Carrie Underwood (Carnival Ride)

Death scene: Silent Movies by Mark Swiderski (Little White Lie Soundtrack)...an acoustic, toned down version might work...maybe change a few of the lyrics so it was less about love and more about death? (yes, I realize this isn't meant to be taken siriusly :p)

Funeral Song: All I Want To Do by Sugarland (Love On The Inside)...I'm not quite sure if I want people singing and dancing along to a song like this at my funeral haha

End Credits: True Love's Kiss by Amy Adams & James Marsden (Enchanted Soundtrack)

Deleted Scenes: Mama, I'm A Big Girl Now by Ricki Lake, Marissa Jaret Winokur, & Nikki Blonsky (Hairspray Soundtrack)

(copied from QueenLackhead's profile)

Mr. Harry Potter,
Thank you for remaining strong when we couldn’t be.

Mr. Ronald Weasley,
Thank you for always coming back.

Miss Hermione Granger,
Thank you for having a good heart, and forgiving those who should be forgiven.

Mr. Draco Malfoy,
Thank you for finding the light when things started getting dark.

Mr. George Weasley,
Thank you for finding humor when we could barely smile.

Mr. Albus Dumbledore,
Thank you for lighting the way and guiding us.

Mr. and Mrs. Weasley,
Thank you for all you sacrificed.

Mr. Sirius Black and Mr. Remus Lupin,
Thank you for your loyalty.

Mr. Rubeus Hagrid,
Thank you for your undying compassion.

Mr. Neville Longbottom,
Thank you for your bravery.

Miss Luna Lovegood,
Thank you for your wise words.

Miss Ginny Weasley,
Thank you for being strong-willed in spite of everything you've been through.

Dobby,
Thank you for showing us the value of friendship.

Mr. Fred Weasley,
Thank you for the memories.

Mr. Lucius and Mrs. Narcissa Malfoy,
Thank you for choosing to be better for your son's sake.

Mr. James and Mrs. Lily Potter,
Thank you for giving your life for your only son.

Miss Minerva McGonagall,
Thank you for understanding your students and helping them with their problems.

Mr. Severus Snape,
Thank you for your love.

And to Mrs. Joanne Kathleen Rowling,
THANK YOU FOR MY CHILDHOOD.

(copied from Lady Elizabeth of New York's profile)

You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
you say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattison is hot
I say Rupert Grint is ~HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that's Ron and Hermione
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY

(copied from Lady Elizabeth of New York's profile)

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Can't catch me!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this!

(copied from IluvRonW's profile)

Some Neville love :)

-Neville needs a Remembrall not because he has a poor memory, but merely because he accomplishes too much to remember.
-Neville Longbottom doesn't bow to hippogriffs. Hippogriffs bow to Neville Longbottom.
-Not to be outdone, after Mrs. Weasley took out Bellatrix, Neville brought her back to life and killed her again.
-Professor Quirrel didn't have to fake his stammer in Neville's presence.
-Neville became Head Boy AND Girl. No one dared comment.
-Neville Longbottom is what's beyond the veil.
-Before Neville punched it, it was known as Horizont Alley.
-Neville uses Nagini's blood as soy sauce.
-Muggles don't know about Lord Voldemort, but they do know about Neville Longbottom.
-Chuck Norris' boggart is Neville Longbottom.
-Neville's patronus is Neville, because nothing else is badass enough to represent him.
-Neville Longbottom is the reason that the Cauldron is Leaky.
-If someone replaced the Mirror of Erised with a picture of Neville Longbottom, no one would notice.
-Cho Chang wasn't crying because she missed Cedric. She was crying because she was with Harry, and not Neville.
-They said Dumbledore was the only man Voldemort was afraid of. They lied.
-They were going to release a Neville Longbottom edition of clue but the answer always turned out to be "Neville Longbottom, in the courtyard with a sword."
-Neville Longbottom created the Department of Mysteries when he got bored with making every damn discovery.
-Neville Longbottom cut off the Hog's Head. He was just practicing for Nagini.
-Voldemort did not choose Harry over Neville because he thought Neville to be weaker, but because it would be downgrading him. Neville doesn't like to be downgraded.

(copied from Dreaming on Cloud Nine's profile)

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

(copied from alwaysapotter's profile)

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.

(copied from Nymphadora Andromeda Lupin's profile)

I finally did this thing!

The sorting hat says that I belong in Hufflepuff!

Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."

Hufflepuff students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working. A well-known member was Cedric Diggory, who represented Hogwarts in the most recent Triwizard Tournament.

Take the most scientific Harry Potter
Quiz ever created.

Get Sorted Now!

When life gives you Lemons

When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?

When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate.

When life gives you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!

When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, faraway.

(copied from april-babe16's profile)

Female Comebacks

Pick up lines comebacks... add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: are you from tennese? cuase youre the only ten I see.

Woman: Are you calling me fat?

Man:I semed to have lot my treasure, can I look around your chest?

Woman: In the movies don't they find treasure's in deadly caves?

(copied from april-babe16's profile)

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

(copied from april-babe16's profile)

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.

(copied from Griffineseque's profile)

Copy/paste this onto your profile if you will stick with Harry, until the very end. Until the spines of your books are weakened and the pages are falling out, until you're 80 years old and sitting in your rocking chair, reading the Philosopher's (Sorcerer's) Stone, and your family asks you "After all this time?" and you say "Always."

Copy/paste this onto your profile if Harry Potter has been your light in the darkest of times, and has given you happiness.

Copy/paste this onto your profile if you will not cry because it is over, but smile because it happened.

Copy/paste this onto your profile if you believe we'll miss the train ride in, and the pranks pulled by the twins, although it's nowhere we've been, we'll keep smiling on, from the times we had with them.

Copy/paste this onto your profile if you owe J.K Rowling, Tom Felton, Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Evanna Lynch, Bonnie Wright, Matthew Lewis, and the rest of the cast of HP your childhood.

(copied from Dragonheart Wandcore's profile)

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies. [X]
You love jeans. [X]
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. [X...but only if they laugh about it too.]
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture. [X]
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (I don't think this should apply only to males. There are plenty of female firefighters.)
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. [X]
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors. [X]
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. [X...again, I don't understand why that's a guy sterotype]
Sports are fun.
You talk with food in your mouth.
You sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 7

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick. [X... occasionally, when I want to look extra nice or I'm dressing up or whatever]
You love skirts. [X except in late fall/winter/early spring...it's jeans and hoodies then :)]
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner. [X... see the lip gloss answer]
You wear the color pink. [X]
Go to your mom for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours. [X]
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelery. [X]
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (I'm indifferent...and that's just not right! I happen to know 10 or 11 different girls who list Star Wars (numbers 4-6, anways (as in the originals, not the ones numbers 4-6 in order of when they were released)) as one of their favorite movies!]
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. [X...guilty, but most are flip-flops]
You care about what you look like. [X]
You like wearing dresses when you can. [X]
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies. [HELL NO. Movies nowadays SUCK! The only good actors left are British ones. Latest movie I want to see? Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. After that? The Woman in Black (love me some DanRad.) Last movie I saw in the theatre? Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, part 2 (at midnight, and then again after that).]
Used to play with dolls as little kid. [X]
Like being the star of every thing.
Total: 10

(copied from Fanatic4SpencerReid's profile)