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The Boy with the Backpack by allavengedromance reviews
Gilbert sees a boy leaving the school in the middle of the day looking downcast and decides to ditch with him. That boy is Matthew Williams, the invisible child, walking away to end it all. AU, Prucan, FACE family, suicidal themes, human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,432 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 12/27/2018 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Loki and His Pet by SuperBrooke3 reviews
Loki uses a young girl as a bargaining chip but slowly becomes attached to her when she provides what he so desperately desires. Contains an OC. Whump! Rated T as a precaution.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 53,950 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/27/2016 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Loki
HetaOni by The Deceiving Maiden reviews
After a World Meeting, America suggested to 9 of his friends to play the Test of Courage in a mansion that was said to be haunted. They split into their old WWII groups to scare each other once it's found. But little did they know that the mansion rendered them all as humans and the THINGS in the mansion were determined to kill them all. And most of them were all holding a secret.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 113,125 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 8/15/2010 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan, England/Britain
Lost by LordofAmus reviews
Ludwig finds himself fighting against the person he cares for the most after that person snaps because of him. GerIta, USUK, FrUK, Spamano and PruHun. Contains some mild yaoi and character death. Don't like, don't read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 125,418 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 7/29/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
In Memoriam by strangegibbon reviews
Sherlock returns from his self-imposed exile to find a John Watson he barely recognises. Now he must solve the mystery of the disappeared man and try to rebuild their relationship as well as deal with his own return to a London that has forgotten him. Set post The Reichenbach Fall. Romance, angst, slash. Sherlock x John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,940 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Maple & Birds by Shinigami-cat reviews
Three years ago Gilbert lost Matthew and turns to cutting for comfort. Can the mysterious Canada help him get over his past when monsters haunt his own?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 194,242 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Lovino and the Conquistador by animerockchic reviews
Lovino lived a life of simple pleasures; a good book, his own little world and an odd, but loving, family. However, in order to save his family, he must take their place as prisoner of a hideous beast within a gloomy castle. Based on "Beauty and the Beast
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,226 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Cerulean by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Arthur is spending a normal summer in Cape Cod, when he encounters the extraordinary in the form of an enthusiastic young merman named Alfred. Over one summer, they'll fall in love. Over one summer, their lives will change forever. AmericaxEngland AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,677 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - England/Britain, America
Alluring Secret by Rukia Blood-Moon reviews
Lovino an angel is injured while he was visiting his brother, and is saved by a Spanish man. Lovino falls helplessly in love with Antonio, but the Spaniard has eyes for his brother. Warning: blood, yaoi, cursing, death, implied sex and violence for later.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,645 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Café Cosplay by MelancholyMonochrome reviews
When a desperate England is in a desperate situation, he changes his gender in order to earn some money. Now he must leave his position as the United Kingdom and become a waitress in Japan's Cosplay Café! USxUK, Genderbending, undecided side pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,546 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Just a Dream by CyndraofShadowClan reviews
A tragic event has left Italy with a painful realization about the happiest day of his life turning into agonizing heartache.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/15/2012 - N. Italy
Love's Aftermath by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
Second sequel to Hetalia Academy - Italy's pregnant, Germany's gone missing and Romano just won't quit, have these kids STILL not got their act together? Italy/Germany, Spain/Romano, Spain/Italy, France/Canada, America/England, Austria/Switzerland & more
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,628 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
This Hurricane by Cameron Kennedy reviews
Three bullets. Two guns. One dead man, and one realization - "Nothing," Italy says coldly, with tears on his cheeks. "There is NOTHING I won't do to save Germany."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,588 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Life with Lyrics Lovino Style by yellow blaze reviews
Human AU Lovino struggles with what he believes is a one-sided crush and his completely oblivious, also entirely too cheerful, brother. Mentions of suicide, but not a death fic!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,430 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Ease to my Loneliness by izaheichou reviews
Prussia is depressed and lonely, and it drives him to wander. Eventually he passes out in front of England's house, who takes him in. Prussia feels for England, but the other cannot figure out his feelings. Rating will rise later. This isn't smut w/o plot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,879 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Prussia, England/Britain
Mi Tomate by HipsterMustache reviews
Sequel to 'Arrivederci'. Six years have passed, and through a shopping experience he finds Lovi again. The only problem is, little Lovi is scared of him! What now? T for swears.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,682 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Hetalia Wallflower by Shinigami-cat reviews
Gilbert, Feliciano, Francis and Roderich have been set a challenge; turn the land ladies nephew Matthew Williams into a young gentle man and they can live in the boarding houe rent free until they graduate. How hard can it be? BETTER SUMARY INSIDE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,188 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
The regrets of a pirate over a complex flower by Selinawen reviews
Captain Arthur Kirkland has a very troublesome uninvited guest on board, who won't compromise with him at all. The both of them fight for dominance everyday. One day, however, is different... Warning: gets pretty twisted. UKJP/JPUK Slight USUKJP triangle
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/30/2011 - England/Britain, Japan - Complete
Happiness is Overrated by Somnum Careat reviews
Overrated as it may be, happiness is quite nice while it lasts. Arthur knows this all too well. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Roses Are Red by Iggycat reviews
I didn't think much of it when I scribbled down a poem and handed it to a lonely boy on Valentine's Day. As a 6-year-old, it didn't seem very important, I thought I'd forget. But how can you forget the day you meet the person you'd fall in love with? USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 152 - Published: 9/9/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Through the Silence by Kitty Faerie reviews
I'm the quiet type. I'm the kid who can go all day without talking. Hello, World. My name is Mathew Williams and I have Selective Mutism. But now "the most awesome dude on Earth" wants to help me get my voice back. AU; Human names used; PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,312 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Don't Cry by Tallest Phoenix reviews
AU Human names used. Arthur and Alfred are two best friends, forced to keep in touch over the internet after Alfred moves to another state. Alfred begins to act strangely, and Arthur begins to worry for his friend's well-being. Cutting, suicidal themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,318 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Underwater Land by satsukiarisa reviews
Human names and A.U: Antonio was a merman. Lovino hated water. It was truly a match made in heaven.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,352 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Ask Me Anything by Iggycat reviews
Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 239 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I Love You by Asagi Tsuki reviews
Even after they were separate, Gilbert kept sending Arthur flowers, until one day it stopped
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/11/2011 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
One difficult kitty by darkness173 reviews
Feliciano loves his ex-stray kitten Lovi, but Lovi is making life difficult for him. Their complicated relationship continues to develop and eventually turns into something Feliciano does not know how to handle anymore. kitty!Lovino x Feliciano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,517 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
In the Shadow of Wonderland by Drovenich reviews
Four years have passed since America defeated Russia in the parallel world. Four years of peace and prosperity. But if the nations have learned anything, it's that peace is always fleeting. Sequel to A Crack in the Looking Glass.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,205 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - America, England/Britain
Hetalia Academy by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
High schools tough, we all know that. But how about an international boarding school? With constant fighting, bickering, tears and teenage emotions running high will these kids ever get their act together? Germany/Italy, America/England, France/Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,104 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Chrysanthemum Kisses by ringosatou17 reviews
Japan remembers all the most notable kisses he had either given or received—from the ones he had thoroughly enjoyed to those he had hated, from the ones that made him ache with a sweet pain and the ones that were simply heartrending. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Japan - Complete
Happy Birthday, I Love You by The Apathetic Jackass reviews
Please Mattie, I'm sorry. I'll do anything, just don't leave me. America/Canada suicidal character death. Happy Early Canada Day!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/30/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Guardian by Flashback 1701 reviews
As a member of the Beilschmidt family, Ludwig has sworn a solemn oath to protect his charge, Feliciano Roma-Vargas with his life. However, neither of them expected to be the catalysts of a underground war. GerIta. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 49,524 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Flag on the Marble Arch by Cameron Kennedy reviews
Italy gazed at the stained glass with dead eyes. "I wonder which hurts more: hanging from your hands and dying for days, or having your heart shattered and surviving it for centuries afterward..."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,068 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - [N. Italy, Germany, Holy Roman Empire] - Complete
One Big Misunderstanding by mistamie reviews
Alfred comes home after being held as a POW to learn his lover has married another. He goes into hiding, adopting a child named Anna, who 15 years later is employed under a Mr. Kirkland, who thinks his lover is dead. Will they see the truth from lies?USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,755 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Chasing An Empty Dream by jmp22895 reviews
Germany realizes he has feelings for Italy...just in time to learn that Italy is still in love with someone else. Just who the hell is this Holy Roman Empire guy anyway? Germany's determined to learn more about the kid who stole Italy's heart...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,252 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Beginning of the End by konanfan13 reviews
Ghost! Mattie/Gilbert. Matthieu gets into a crash and Gilbert mourns his loss.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Savior by Kaede-tama reviews
The last thing that Gilbert expected to happen during his shift was to get a call from a kid who had just taken a whole bottle of sleeping pills. AU, PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,765 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
A Crack in the Looking Glass by Drovenich reviews
England accidentally sends Germany to a parallel world. A world ruled by Russia with a iron fist. GerIta and Russia x Italy brothers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 85,554 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Regret by Hasegawa reviews
A Dysfunctional Relationship. Pairing: Uk X China. Warning: AU, Mpreg.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2011 - England/Britain, China - Complete
Dragon Hearted by Ootori Tatsu reviews
Everyone at Draco Academia has a dragon. Except Lovino. Without one he'll be expelled and forced to do tedious work like farming or cleaning. But if he does get one he can only sleep with someone who has the same species.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,596 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Germany - Complete
Here I Am by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
Alfred and Arthur are lovers. America and England are definitely not. When England and Arthur somehow switch places, with no way to get back to their own world, both parties have to confront things they never wanted to admit. AlfredxArthur Implied USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,900 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Color by JansenFriedh827 reviews
Italy has a gift. He can see all the colors that connect people, represented by strings tied between them. He can see everyone's if he concentrates hard enough. Why is Germany any different? GerIta, hints of other relationships.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 108 - Published: 12/12/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
First Time's The Charm by Doitsu reviews
America hopes for his first kiss- from no one other but England. USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/27/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Watching Him by Revolutionjack reviews
AU Matthew is in a car accident. Arthur waits for him to wake up, and he isn't alone. Matthew x Ivan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Canada, Russia - Complete
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My Prince reviews
Lovino is a peasant boy, nothing special. The prince, however, would beg to differ. However, there is a terrible rumor about Antonio and it concerns Lovino. Should he even bother? Tragedy request. Very long, so don't complain!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/28/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Serenade reviews
Lovino approached Antonio and sang his heart out. Someday he'll discover the feelings were returned. It just wasn't today. Spamano, really sad. Used as a base for a comic. Very short.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Save Me reviews
Matthew is friendless. Gilbert is an outcast. A perfect match, if only Gilbert could stop messing up! Why does Francis care? PruCan, Franada. USUK, Spamano, GerIta, and otther pairings mentioned. Rated M for smut in sixth chapter and in the epilogue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,768 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Angels reviews
"When I opened my eyes again, I saw you." Why did you do it? You seemed so happy... Why did you do this to me? PruCan, unbearably short and sad. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Senses reviews
Feliciano goes into battle to make up for abandoning Ludwig. Can he survive it? Will it drive him insane? OOC, character death, shonen-ai. Not yaoi. SORRY!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
