Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes, when you fall, you fly.
~ Todd Faber, Sandman

"You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood."
"What mood is that?"
"Last-minute panic."
~ Calvin and Hobbes

"Brawn...taking...over...brain, must DESTROY!!"
~ Alexandra

"Not to be mean or anything, but who are you and why am I naked in your bed?"
~ random extra, Boy Meets Boy by: K. Sandra

"If the first woman God ever made was strong enough to turn the world upside down all alone, these women together ought to be able to turn it back, and get it right side up again!"
~ Sojourner Truth, at a Womens' Lib convention

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing wax--
Of cabbages--and kings--
And why the sea is boiling hot--
And whether pigs have wings."
~ "The Walrus and the Carpenter," by: Lewis Carroll

"Fly my pretties! Fly!! ...Sorry, it’s compulsory."
~ Alexander, Queer As Folk (UK)

"I have to live with myself every single day, and I know for a fact that I’m lovely. I’m completely lovely."
~ Stuart, Queer As Folk (UK)

"One can never have enough socks."
~ Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone by: J.K. Rowling

Talon: "Crow! He's going to get away!"
Morachi: "Didn't you find my gun?"
Talon: "You never asked me to get your gun!"
Morachi: "Oops! Little continuity error! ...I've lost a lot of blood here...think I'll pass out."
~ Poison Elves, By: Drew Hayes